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Phones / Re: The Head Phones And Earbuds Thread by Chuukwudi(m): 1:14pm On Feb 18, 2022
TechCapon:
how much did you get it? Heard its around 100k

It might be a fake. I got mine £300 from amazon when it first came out. It's still about £270 at the moment.
Programming / Re: What Site Can I Get Free Courses From by Chuukwudi(m): 2:53am On Jan 28, 2022
Udacity, coursera, Google, IBM, edx, Microsoft, LinkedIn, etc.. Use Microsoft to learn power Bi
Career / Re: Which Career Is Better Flutter Programming Or Networking by Chuukwudi(m): 1:43pm On Jan 27, 2022
None
Religion / Re: What Must A Man Do To Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven? by Chuukwudi(m): 11:00pm On Jan 15, 2022
There is a thread already devoted to the Message.

https://www.nairaland.com/147092/grail-message
Religion / Re: What Must A Man Do To Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven? by Chuukwudi(m): 10:56pm On Jan 15, 2022
Please, OP. What you are doing is not right. It is improper. More importantly, those are copyright materials you should not copy and paste here.

No one is reading these things. You're just robbing it on the floor!





GRAILMESSAGE:


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Celebrities / Re: Degeneral: NDLEA Release Pictures Of Instagram Skit Maker And Drugs Seized by Chuukwudi(m): 7:10am On Jan 13, 2022
Ordinary Igbo?

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Programming / Re: A Discouraged Newbie by Chuukwudi(m): 1:28am On Jan 06, 2022
Dont let those WordPress people intimidate you. Fire on with your JavaScript. Everywhere go soft.

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Phones / Re: Like Facebook, Zoom To Start Charging 7.5% VAT From Nigerian Users by Chuukwudi(m): 7:34pm On Dec 13, 2021
Otelle!!!
Politics / Re: Ahmed Zainab: Nigerians Should Expect Modest Increases In Taxes And Levies by Chuukwudi(m): 7:32pm On Dec 13, 2021
Otelle!!!
Programming / Re: Software Developer Needed. by Chuukwudi(m): 10:54am On Nov 24, 2021
adelnehis:


Do you use Django?

Flask
Programming / Re: Software Developer Needed. by Chuukwudi(m): 8:43am On Nov 24, 2021
studentwriter:
how do I reach you?

Click here
Programming / Software Developer Needed. by Chuukwudi(m): 11:23pm On Nov 23, 2021
I’m into AI . I have developed a deep learning model that classifies pictures. Everything works fine but I just need to make my work user friendly.

I need an app (web app or mobile app or both) that just has somewhere to upload images and an output page.

Output page depends on the prediction of the image made by my model.

I have already developed the html and css parts using jinja template. Your job will be to do the JavaScript part. I am supposed to do this on my own but I haven’t got any time left. I need someone to hire to help out as I’m learning on the job and this slows my progress.

Please mention me if you think you can do this.
Education / Re: Na Questions I No Fit Solve I Wan Dey Set: Usman Danfodio University Lecturer by Chuukwudi(m): 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2021
Bbqekpa:
Those are very simple questions na
He must be a 2.2 fresh GA with mad connections.


I’m telling you. Just use resistor in series and in parallel. It will finally result to a star or delta network and you apply the nonsense formula and final answer emerges.
Health / Re: Invisible Insects Biting Me. What To Do Please? by Chuukwudi(m): 2:10pm On Nov 17, 2021
hermionepotter:
Hello, guys. For the past two weeks I've been getting bitten on my bed by invisible insects. I've tried and checked for everything; bedbugs, biting midges, mosquitoes. I've cleaned and disinfected my entire room, and yet it continues. I've searched the mattress and even torn it open and I've not found even one single insect. It became so terrible I had to spray insecticides on my bed before I could sleep. But I still wake up with bite marks.

My friend thinks the dry cleaner I give my clothes who hand-washes it might have used juju on my bedsheet or something. We are in Nigeria so we all know this is possible. Also, I started refusing to give her foodstuff and other things because she kept asking for more. Please help.



Check if any part of your room soaks water or gets damp… check the flour, check the walls. Does your room feel damp generally?
Food / Re: Be Honest, Can You Eat This Yam With 5 Toes? (Photo) by Chuukwudi(m): 1:23pm On Nov 16, 2021
Why not?
Health / Re: I Don't Last Long In Bed, What Can I Do? by Chuukwudi(m): 8:26pm On Oct 12, 2021
TimeTraveller:
Baba no kee yasef! Sex gets better with practice. The more you shag, the better you get. Nobody was born with a championship belt for sex o!

The first time I shagged, o boy, I avoided the girl's street for weeks. I didn't last 2 minutes. In fact, I didn't even know when I entered. It was embarrassing, aswear.

But now, let's just say I am not where I used to be. grin grin grin

Take care of your health. If you can maintain an erection, every other thing can be learnt.

Make e be like dat!


No truer words have been spoken!!!

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Education / Re: World Teacher's Day: Make A Reference To A Teacher That Redefined Your Life by Chuukwudi(m): 11:28am On Oct 05, 2021
doctormoh:
Teachers at the heart of Education recovery..

With teachers being celebrated globally on every October 5 that has been dedicated as Teachers’ Day, what do 'YOU' have to say about that one teacher that redefined your life..

5th of October is celebrated as World Teachers' Day and on this day teachers celebrate and appreciate themselves in their work; a work free day for Urban teachers. This day is declared as a public holiday by the government; students do not go to school and workers have a work free day. The point is centered around “acknowledging, evaluating and enhancing the instructors of the world” and to give a chance to consider the issues identified with educators and the teaching process in general.

Happy Teachers' Day!


Mr Osuji
Mr Azode

Nkwerre, Imo State.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How You Can Apply For The UK Truck Driver Visa by Chuukwudi(m): 10:54am On Oct 02, 2021
I doubt if Nigerians would qualify. The UK driving standard is one of the highest in the world. If you go to the UK, you’ll just realise that you do not know how to drive.

Moreso, they drive on the left hand side of the road, the gear is on the left hand. Too many road signs and road markings.

I think they are looking for people in the EU .

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Crime / Re: Oyo Resident Kills Mother For Refusing To Give Him Food by Chuukwudi(m): 6:40pm On Sep 28, 2021
Ike gwuru!!!

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Chuukwudi(m): 11:20pm On Sep 24, 2021
Regex:


Learn Java, or C# or PHP, there jobs for junior developers. Then later on, you can switch to A.I.


I’m presently on Java. I have given it a thought before though. Thank you
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Chuukwudi(m): 10:44am On Sep 24, 2021
Regex:


You will need up to PhD to actually get something out of it. Python no be better language for beginners to start you.


E get why.


Yes, I am looking for a PhD as well. Do you have any pointers for me?
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Chuukwudi(m): 10:43am On Sep 24, 2021
Leamington:


......but they would prefer to date a guy with papers/BB that spends half of d day at the gym, smokes weed excessively, and with multiple FM grin grin

@Chuukwudi, Personally I tried different naija babes and they all seems to have the same reasoning that all a "hustling" student wants is the paper, which is not far from the truth. Also, I tried the XXL British babes I could lay my hands on but I do prefer my "bag of bones" as me sef na M. In addition, love is the ultimate, do not go for naija gals only. I wasted a lot of time tracking naija babes. Their are fresh babes from Ghana, Gambia, Zambia, SA, Poland, Romania grin grin grin My guy Explore o, na hard face naija babes dy carry waka.

I don't blame them anyways, as they say, experience is the best teacher. Naija migrants too don show them pepper BUT our naija babes too should try and reason with the good ones.

The XXL I dated was fantastic on and off the pitch BUT I had to end it with her because my reason for been with her is not genuine, last last I would still cheat on her with naija babes and that will eventually lead to something else.

So I had to take the bull by the horn, hopefully I get my own papers sorted, start carrying shoulders, and get a piece of the national cake from our naija gals grin




Where do I meet them? I work in the pubs as security and I meet lots of women who flirt with me. But I am always very careful as they are classed as vulnerable people. Normally their head no correct. I have heard stories of false rape accusations which eventually leads to the repatriation of the accused individual.

I play the piano and can sing sha. I have joined a choral group here. I’m the only black there!!! Maybe I will just dedicate time and roam around the Uni for a hunt!

I could maybe grab the XXXL available but the problem is that I am genuinely searching.

Working in the pubs, I now see students come around a lot in large groups. I check their IDs/passports, they come from different countries. It then dawned on me, that we’ve been denied a lot due to the lockdown. The little socialisation one can boast of at the moment is the one we get from workplace. That’s all.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Chuukwudi(m): 10:25am On Sep 24, 2021
TheGuyFromHR:


Are you saying that Boris and Priti are not being straightforward with the graduate route?!!

They didn't promise you a job, they said come in, fund the Home Office Enterprises with your visa fees, fund the UK university system with your school fees, provide cheap labour a while, preferably in care homes to keep our underfunded eldercare system afloat, then if you find a job paying a certain amount and if you can get sponsorship you can/might stay. The terms of the deal were clear - did you not read your own copy of the agreement before you signed?!

Na wa.

If they didn’t promise us a job, why did they release a “shortage occupation list” ?

Take it easy o. I dey vex . No put careless blame for my head.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Chuukwudi(m): 8:57pm On Sep 23, 2021
Olalekank:

We singles in the UK should probably find a way to connect and find love

Na scam o. If you see any Naija girl wey don get papers and all... she go dey look you like person wey wan reap where him no sow.

Na those ones wey them born for here I dey find.
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Chuukwudi(m): 1:44pm On Sep 23, 2021
Anyone with tips on how to find genuine love here? The girls I meet here dey always too fat or have mental issues.

The rest dey unstable. They like you today, the next day they don’t care and if they need you they come closer again.

I’m asking because as I’m seeing it... this their graduate route na scam o (Except you’re in Health related field) Ordinary to get internship na big problem. Even free one. Voluntary.

Note: I’m not doing a shit course. I’m studying AI and know what I’m doing.

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Phones / Re: Universal Charger: Do People Still Use This? by Chuukwudi(m): 1:31pm On Sep 23, 2021
No way!
Education / Re: Kenya Girl Who Begged For School Fees On The Streets Gets Scholarship (Pix) by Chuukwudi(m): 2:27pm On Sep 17, 2021
Nice one!!!
Phones / Re: See The Fake Credit Alert A Scammer Sent Me by Chuukwudi(m): 5:23pm On Sep 15, 2021
Terrible!

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Family / Re: I Find It Hard Expressing Myself And It Is Killing Me by Chuukwudi(m): 10:05pm On Sep 06, 2021
siofra:


Why don't learn to play a classical music instrument?

Do you play one?

A pianist here.
Family / Re: I Find It Hard Expressing Myself And It Is Killing Me by Chuukwudi(m): 10:04pm On Sep 06, 2021
Ok
Phones / Re: Apple Set To Release The Iphone 13 In Nigeria by Chuukwudi(m): 8:54am On Sep 01, 2021
Ok
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Chuukwudi(m): 4:53pm On Aug 30, 2021
Who has brand new Redmi Note 10s for sale 8gb + 128gb

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