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thinking 'bout d plane i've 2 catch.

She sells empty wine bottles

Sighted Kunbee 2day playin' with a carved model p.enis

So, Mike Impregnated Little Emily
P I Z Z A

U don spoil finish ooo. I mean by man FATHER. Get it?

Still suck her mothers breast. . .lol

Me? In less than 40 moons.

Yield:
I don't have facebook.

facebook account is easy 2 create. First u must have a valid e-mail address. Then go to www.facebook.com and follow 2ru the steps.

Send an e-mail to ******@***.com

Show me sum1 wiv' posts greater than 5,000 & i'll show ya an UNEMPLOYED CELEBRITY.

190:
scobby dooo how come you listed your name alongside the list of people out there
are u also amongst the celebrities~



Aooo,
my Gawd, My [size=5pt]babe[/size] de laff me ooh
ive suffered, its me and u tonite~

Mannylex:
Celebrities indeed. Nairaland the home of drama.

tbaba83:
the mods are all dickheads. they can kiss my backside. they take sides and someone they dont agree with they just ban. been banned like 8times this year while people trading words with me were left alone because they are of royal blood. the nairaland untouchables. they all can suck my anus while am shitting. hehehehehe i will make their job so hard for them. they can ban me over and over again. all it takes is a new ip address and email. these people have no sense of humour. too stuck up dufflebags thinking they r all dj khaleeds ( we the best). morons, ban me if u like i dont give 2 shits. i was banned b4 and 5mins later i was back with a different username. even d nairaland celebs are all pinochios. loool if u start bashing one others from nowhere will start attacking u like say na their mama u yab. Cowards. its all fun baby

steeze:
@tbaba, truth is the mods too misbehave sometimes. And of course there's nobody to ban them. And they be taking sides a lot of times. But that aint my problem.

My problem is how people suck up to these guys like you die the moment you get banned. It's really funny. It just shows how seriously some people take nairaland.

Truth is, it's just fun. For me at least. . .

Pogistega:
Don't agree that there are celebrities on NL. However there is a funny trend of a high % of replies to female members with pretty pics, even when the posts are senseless!

[quote author=sweetpie23 link=topic=401780.msg5556197#msg5556197 date=1266769359][/quote]all the above transl8s to one thing. The inter-dependence between huge NUMBER OF POSTS and rate of UNEMPLOYMENT in our country.

@kunbee,
where d romance now. Who is romancing each other. SHOW ME THE ROMANCE. I wanna see it!

Lets expand this community even beyond here. Add me as a friend on your fb. I'm w8n 2 confirm u as a friend.
name: *****

a day old, by my daddy

Nice pix there. But i don't like peeps saying they're hot. I think it's someone dat will tell ya

Thread Locked.
Reason: Peoples typing silly things.

Always look below my belt. . .lol

5 8 9
x 1 4 6

3 5 3 4
2 3 5 6
5 8 9

= 8 5 9 9 4.


Pls. I need teasers!

Dis marijuana na .im dey make me dey hammer. Make i put a snag here. Peninsulan (p.enis)

Argungu

Dries her bras&panties in public. . .lol

H2O2 & chi
stop derailing this thread.
No offtopics
next mathematical question pls.

@lightwalk.
U seem 2 have moved d goal-post. This isn't exactly what u said before. I mean EXACTLY.

Ps. Nothing personal. Piece of pie?

me4nija:
Perhpas with a few more someone might wanna reply!

here goes:

1) If the stretch of woods is 4 miles long, how far into the woods can you go?


2) When its 3 'o' clock, the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand is 90deg. when next will the clock hands make 90degs. ?


3)you're in a forest that has only 2 paths' one takes you to Abyss another out of forest; there lives Siamiese Twins there, but one always LIE, yet another always the Truth. With only 1 question u're allowed to ask, how would you know which way is out of FOREST? ?


Hope with these easy questions the membas of da forum will welcome me ,

answers

1) 4 miles
2) mathematically (3060/11)minutes after 3, 3:32:44 or just say 3:33

Kunbee milk sour

Where d milk?

Nellaluv gimme milk

I need milk

me4nija:
hi guys, lemme try a riddle here , 4 every1 but esp. for Rhytham and Alexos , :-)

There's well in a dry place 20 ft deep, an Adventurous Snail starts its climb from the base at a given rate of 3ft/ 12hrs and sleeps off for next 12 hrs and slids down by 2ft in next 12 hrs. How long will it take the Snail to climb out?

movement in 12hrs is actually 1ft (because 3up 2 down: 3-2=1)
therefore it'll take 1*12hrs*20 = 240hrs = 10days.

I hope i answer ur question!

Solve the simultaneous equation for X and Y in
2Y + 4X = 8
7Y + 14X = 28

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lol. . .