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This hen costs #500,000

@slap1
That one na bad dream oh. Why u wan commit suicide bombing 4 sleep na?

@Abu & Abbey,
why u ppl come leave god (or abi dog?) wey una go CATAPULT come dey CATAPULT una self na?
Na so una loff una self reach?
Nawaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@ABU,
u said u picked up 5mm sh.it with ur mouth. What does it taste like? Human crap, cow's or dog's? Does it t8st cool?

@ABU,
u said u picked up 5mm sh.it with ur mouth. What does it taste like? Human crap, cow's or dog's? Does it t8st cool?

@ Our able hands in da house,
pls, i've an HP Compaq P4 DESKTOP with 512mb Ram, 3Ghz processor, 120 HDD. It just developed a fault. If i ON it, the power light will be steadily on , the booting light will blink&beep 5 times and stop & blink again. Meanwhile, the pc isn't sending any data 2 d monitor.
Pls help. I'll be gr8ful. Thanks

@ABU,
U said u r 40 & ur 1st dotta is 26. That must mean u are 14 wen she was born. Minus 9 months, u r 13 yrs old wen u "ate" maryam's apple and she got SWELLED UP 4 u.
Abu, something is wrong here. . .Fix it

*aside 2 Abbey*
dis guy Abu loffs u dearly. He said 2 me in priv8 dat he loff u pass his mama & Maryam. . .
I think ABu & ABbey 2010 will make sense wella
*Abbey 2 Chyka*
oh. . .i tot Abu h8s me. . .oh. . .i loff him 2

;-)

@slap1
I think your Volkswagen Beetle is 2010 model. In fact d whole think is surprising. Imagine catching up wiv' my Hummer!

If what i said is a lie, let MOSQUITO bite me tonight!

All Hail MR GULLIVER

I dreamt of slap1 pursuing me with volkswagen beetle running so fast. It almost caught up with my hummer4 b4 surprise made me woke up! What about that?
Titihiahiahahaha wuahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .

@DANI,
What Abu said is true. Remember that Ben modified Ben Stole my Yam to THE MODERATOR STOLE MY YAM. In the same vein, u should've doctored Ben stole my Boxers to The Moderator Stole My Boxers. There are many ways to tackle a problem without getting ppl upset.
Complaint thread is mine not Abu's. It went offtopic, i agree but u r part of d reason cos u don't answer questions str8. Instead u dodge it.
It is not even d only thread dat went off-topic. Ur thread 'pls read b4 opening any thread' went offtopic 2. In funny pix thread, u'll see guys tryin 2 hook up girls. Is that not offtopic?
Even 'who will be my val' by sam milla went off-section because dis isn't dating section.
Check all d threads most of them went off-topic except dis 1 as d name implies.
I know right from onset dat u mods don't like d complaint thread.
Evidence1
Even b4 u locked it, Ben said it'll soon be locked.
Evidence2
i told Ben d koko about what he did, instead he told me dat dis is joke section &not serious section.
Evidence3
there is a day i didn't c ur post. I used d word 'RUNAWAY' and u r so mad @ me dat u even told me 2 go GET A LIFE as if i don't hv 1.
A good leader must be an effective & efficient listener not d one dat decides whether a question is stupid or not.
So my dear, try 2 carry every1 along.
Imagine what MTN or banks'll be without CUSTOMER SERVICE SECTION.
My advice 2 u is to open d complaint thread now & make it always on top like d 1st 3 threads.
This my post should've come in d complaint thread if u haven't locked it.
Open it now cos i have another complaint 2 lay.
THANKS but no th@nk§ till i c d thread.

@slap1
i dreamt about u & ur girl on top of an OKADA. U were coming 4rm an occasion. U r on black suit but I can't remember whether ur girl is wearing wedding veil or not. . .
;-)

*Chi-baby to Sam*
i loff u 4 beta 4 wors till d lottery moni do us part. . .

*Sam to Chi-baby*
dearie, so 9c 2 hear dat. I promis 2 make u d motha of my unborn bastards!

*aside 2 chi-baby*
He already had plans 2 change ur wardrobe especially the BR@ & PANTIE$ SECTION. I whispered 2 him dat u hav only 2 old torn & phased-out pants and he promised me 2 do something about it with d lottery money. Expect a truck loaded with multi-coloured bras & pants on val day. . .*smacks her on but while she giggles*

*turns 2 sam milla*
Guess it's no longer a val. surprise. I na adi isi ka ewu agbara amu ;-)

@gidson12,

*comes back again*
See oh! Kai! I don suffer.
Na dis result of failed experiment de talk oh. If 2 say i know, i 4 throw'ay dat bottle of artificial insemination ooo. . . So u neva ask ur mama y ur dic.k resemble dat of a goat? Rude semi-goat wey no know 'im mama former mama 4mer boyfriend. . .
*looks around 2 c whether 'im mama is nearby*
;-)

*comes back again*
See oh! Kai! I don suffer.
Na dis result of failed experiment de talk oh. If 2 say i know, i 4 throw'ay dat bottle of artificial insemination ooo. . . So u neva ask ur mama y ur dic.k resemble dat of a goat?
*looks around 2 c whether 'im mama is nearby*
;-)

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I 1der if dem yarn all these thangs finish, wetin we wey get f9 f9 est8s 4 U.K. go talk. Na 2day? :-P

Guys wey de wait 4 Jamb & Waec result don de claim levels 4 9land. Some de form say dem de 45 yrs, dem get f9 plot 4 V.I, dem ride Peugeot 406 shops 4 Alaba International. Nawaoooooooooo

@Abbey_city, Kunbee, Lysaa.
Abu-zola means business. This may be una chance 2 get 2 da next level. *whispers 2 d ladies aside* i hear d guy has about 1000 cattles & cows.

ABU is on fire. . .
Go go go, abu fire. . .
I love ur style. . .
Abu, now time 2 face d moder8rs. . .
NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!!!
:-P :-P :-P
:-P :-P :-P :-P

I don come again. Prof of dirty jokes.
Take it one by one; all of una de craze. . .

@sledge406 abi 419,
*whispering aside* our back-yard goat is in heat period again, u know na. Come & do ur work. This time do it wella. IMPOTENT HE-GOAT *gives him a knock on his head*
:-P

@xynerise,
u secondary graduate of yabbing school. U don jam d Prof of dirty jokes.
Take am,
u barber 2 all bald-headed gorillas,
twin brother 2 a mad cow, NOooooooonsenseeeeee. . . ;-) *closes his 33 rusted crates of teeth*

@omoso,
i na adi isi ka amu adaka

@ayoonis
u diarrhoea-infected pig, see as ur head be like dat of a back-swimming spermatozoon,
tongue like dat of a butt-licking dwarf B-)

@dani1luv
ur own nickname special because u be moder8r, take am:
commander-in-chief of all suicide-commiting elephants,
counsellor 2 all influenza-sickened cows,
mentor 2 all orphaned ajegunle street goats,
nobel laureate of all dumb donkeys,
executive foooooooooool. . . *hides behind d sofa giggling*

@dog-alone
i neva c ur thank-u message 4 all d nicknames wey i don give u. Take am:
u step grandbrother 2 all over-fed type2 specimen lab cats,
acutely myopic hybrid guinea-fowl,
slowpoke of a frog,
skeleton of a bow-legged monkey *scratching head for more. . .*

@tanimz
4 coming here, u de craze. Take it:
school-mother 2 all menopausing ducks,
royal queen of all disvir.gined peacocks,
bride 2 a castrated cock *looks if she is holding a stick*

@gidson12
for posting dis topic, take it:
u perfectly cloned baboon,
brilliant mugu,
running mouth like a stammering 5 o'clock hen,
nephew 2 d only wise & sharp Ikeja-based madman *looks around b4 taking off. . .*
:-D :-D :-D :-D
:-D :-D :-D

I don come again. Prof of dirty jokes.
Take it one by one; all of una de craze. . .

@sledge406 abi 419,
*whispering aside* our back-yard goat is in heat period again, u know na. Come & do ur work. This time do it wella. IMPOTENT HE-GOAT *gives him a knock on his head*
:-P

@xynerise,
u secondary graduate of yabbing school. U don jam d Prof of dirty jokes.
Take am,
u barber 2 all bald-headed gorillas,
twin brother 2 a mad cow, NOooooooonsenseeeeee. . . ;-) *closes his 33 rusted crates of teeth*

@omoso,
i na adi isi ka amu adaka

@ayoonis
u diarrhoea-infected pig, see as ur head be like dat of a back-swimming spermatozoon,
tongue like dat of a butt-licking dwarf B-)

@dani1luv
ur own nickname special because u be moder8r, take am:
commander-in-chief of all suicide-commiting elephants,
counsellor 2 all influenza-sickened cows,
mentor 2 all orphaned ajegunle street goats,
nobel laureate of all dumb donkeys,
executive foooooooooool. . . *hides behind d sofa giggling*

@dog-alone
i neva c ur thank-u message 4 all d nicknames wey i don give u. Take am:
u step grandbrother 2 all over-fed type2 specimen lab cats,
acutely myopic hybrid guinea-fowl,
slowpoke of a frog,
skeleton of a bow-legged monkey *scratching head for more. . .*

@tanimz
4 coming here, u de craze. Take it:
school-mother 2 all menopausing ducks,
royal queen of all disvir.gined peacocks,
bride 2 a castrated cock *looks if she is holding a stick*

@gidson12
for posting dis topic, take it:
u perfectly cloned baboon,
brilliant mugu,
running mouth like a stammering 5 o'clock hen,
nephew 2 d only wise & sharp Ikeja-based madman *looks around b4 taking off. . .*
:-D :-D :-D :-D
:-D :-D :-D

My people, how u na de. Yes oh, make i introduce myself again. Na me be una Rev Fr Dr Mr Pastor Barrister . . .

All hail Mr. GULLIVER!

Oops n whoops! ;-D

@Pharoah,
God don de harden ur heart, abi.
no be Egypt u de oh. . . Na 9ja oh.



ben no fit vex past ma wife. Benoooo, 1 love. Ben, where ma booze na? I no collect ma share yest'day.

@clemcykul,
abeg, i no fit pronunce ur name. Help me pronounce am, make i hear.

@pharoah,
am using phone 2 browse. The smileys shows as text. It even takes 2 mins to load 1 smiley.

@BEN
if u lock dis thread, i'll know u r just 2 pathetic. U think say i dey tackle u abi? 4get guy. 1 love
See ur mouth odour, u still dey use dat herbal 2tp8st

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