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Yahoo Boyzee on d prowl.

Taking d hen 2 d market. Oh my my, dis one na bounty harvest oh. . . .

Coming 2 Egypt to c Pharoah

D poster above me neva brush. . . Na only me de feel dis thang?
See mouth odourrrrrrr. . .

D poster above me neva brush. . . Na only me de feel dis thang?
See mouth odourrrrrrr. . .

Kai!
I no believe say na our moderator post dis oh. . . E no fit be 'am cos im go Ben bath-day panty.
Dey don de clone moderator username o. . .
@Pharoh,
which one be ur own sef. E be like say God don dey harden ur heart abi? Cos if you find me come eh. . .
look i be moses oh. . . I go drown ur soldiers 4 river nile oh.

Chei!
E be like say me come L8 oh!
Happy BATH-DAY 2 d one and (not) only Moderator BENoooo.
Tantalizers for ladies, cigarette & booze 4 guys,

DANI, d RUNAWAY MODERATOR,
I hear say Dani2luv don go leave & im no tell im Oga Seun. No wonder i no de c am 4 dis section again.

DANI, d RUNAWAY MODERATOR,
I hear say Dani2luv don go leave & im no tell im Oga Seun. No wonder i no de c am 4 dis section again.

Kunbee:
Babbybootz come into my room for tutorial

Kunbee na lecturer oh!
From tutorial 2 TO-TOrial

jumaingirl:
A fool at 40 is a. . . . . . . . .

Ai ni ba yer bauchi, dagar kano nake (Yeap, ina da id a FB)

FOoooooooool forever!

No, na semi-old,

foo* @ 40

No, na semi-old,

foo* @ 40

@dog-alone,
E be like say you de look 4 where 2 gather information on your project topic "CIVILIZED INSULTS: NAIRALAND AS A CASE STUDY".
You de look for who go finish you off with insults abi?
You wan't me 2 add 2 ur nicknames,
living Abraham of all chimpanzees,
schizophrenic nincompoop,
step grandfather of all tamed monkeys,
bleached maggot,
most celebrated fooooooooool. . . . .

@Dani1luv & Ben-10
This is no longer a joke!
This is not Customs Section.
I just read d 9land RULES AND REGULATIONS

Dani & Ben,
Are you guys not the moderator
you don't know what to do abi? If you don't lock this thread now, well . . .certainly, sorry, sorrily, too bad!

Lol
d poster above me be Abu-Zola wife oh. . . I hope she didn't come here with e-koboko.

@Abu-Zola,
4 joke section offchat thread, dey talk say u go clock 75 on April 1 (April Fools Day) dis yr; dat that is y u de yarn old jokes.
Na true? Talk true oh,

Help! Help!! Help!!!

BEN promised 2 buy ma gurl Toyota Rav4 as a VAL gift wen i get plan 2 enter Seme get 1 carina 4 her,
Chei!

@D1KeleVra,
I sabi spell ur name. But i no fit pronounce am. Some1 help me oh!

But wait oh, Where d Abu-Zola guy de 2day sef. I hear say d guy will clock 75 yrs come April 1. Why must it be April 1 of all day!
@D1KeleVra,
i put it 2 u dat u r d 1 dat shewd d guy 9land.

Lookin for fun. Haven't laffd this week. Am tired of hearing junk 80's jokes from likes of Abu Zola, Some1 pls tickle me!

@ romsky,
way to go! I love that!

@ Ben-10,
You have a question to answer in a thread "tell the moderators your mind:lay your complaints". Answer it now or snatching ur girl this 14 will be my agenda!

Me?
Buzz my ex, wish her some nice time. Take ma new catch out, biggs or tantalz her. Propose 2 her. Show her levels. Impact some senses in2 her.
Come 14, she'll be crowned ma 1st. Lady.

Me?
Buzz my ex, wish her some nice time. Take ma new catch out, biggs or tantalz her. Propose 2 her. Show her levels. Impact some senses in2 her.
Come 14, she'll be crowned ma 1st. Lady.

I have a case with Ben-10.
I posted a topic "Drop Your Insults Raw Here Like A Bomb : Saints Back Off" cos i feel it'll be hotter. Mr. Ben-10 locked the thread by commenting that there is another similar topic already posted viz "let us throw all our insults here".

Now fellas, do you believe dat As I posted another topic "What Is Your Surprise For Your Partner This Valentine Season : Share It", that Mr. Ben-Knows-All stooped so low as to break his own rule by posting a topic so similar to mine viz "drop your valentine day agenda 2" which is supposed to be thread locked if it is someone else dat did it .
I hereby now charge Ben-10 to come and defend himself.
@Ben-10,
don't tell me u'll keep mum on this!

@ dog-alone,
Where u cock-headed slow puke come from?
Thank God, i've been looking 4 whom 2 insult all these while.
See ur head be like pooh-pooh wey dem no shi.t well.
Arabian he-fowl. Uncircumcised baboon. Talk again! Make i finish you. Idiotic idiosyncracy

@Ben-10,
Guess what? I'm nt in3rsted in d first or second prize. I think I'll rig d polls to get d bronze prize. I know who to smack!
Lol

The search is on for the 9land JOKER OF THE YEAR.
The GOLDEN Price is #1,000,000 and a gala dinner with 9land C€0
SILVER: #750,000 and a round-table tea with the Amiable C€0
BRONZE: #500,000 and a chance to smack any moderator of your choice!

Welcome to 9land COURT OF ARBITRATION OF TEXTS.
This thread is for 9landers that have complaints about the way the moderators treat their posts, lock their precious threads and ban their friends. We are in democracy. If you have any reason why they (DAmn1LUV & BaN-10) shouldn't be voted for MODERATOR OF THE YEAR, please kindly say it now or FOREVER REMAIN SILENT!!!

Olodos, where are they? Still asleep? Damn it! It's always 12pm by my time.

Tired of this thread?
Check out the updated version
(Drop Your Insults Raw Here Like A Bomb : Saints Back Off!) thread under Jokes Section. I bet you, guys there will make you feel at home by insulting you.