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Politics / Re: Banning Nomadic Cattle Rearing, Violation Of 1999 Constitution – Fulani Chiefs by chymystique(f): 8:21pm On Oct 04, 2015
These fulani chiefs are insane and so archaic. they are one of the major problems we ve in Nigeria. It should be banned completely and if they still insist on normadic system then they should roam enter sambisa forest and their deserts and not coming to other regions to create havoc. No civilised country still practices normadic style constitution or not!

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Politics / Re: Banning Nomadic Cattle Rearing, Violation Of Constitution – Fulani Chiefs by chymystique(f): 8:14pm On Oct 04, 2015
These fulani chiefs are insane and they are one of the major problems we ve in Nigeria. It should be banned completely and if they still insist on normadic system then they should roam enter sambisa forest and their deserts and not coming to other regions to create havoc. No civilised country still practices normadic style constitution or not!
Politics / Re: Recent Activities Of The Bring Back Our Girls Group by chymystique(f): 10:18am On Oct 04, 2015
Obiagelli:

I thought the other thread said they no longer exist. Shame on y'all


To most Nigerians your group no longer exists cause since APC came into power you all ve gone AWOL. unlike when GEJ was in power and you were all shedding crocodile tears for the camera like say he was the one that took the gals. This is a proof that BBOG organisation was just a tool used by the then opposition party that is now in power, for their propagandas.. BTW, I dont believe that Chibok Gals Kidnap story undecided

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Politics / Re: Recent Activities Of The Bring Back Our Girls Group by chymystique(f): 10:09am On Oct 04, 2015
Obiagelli Please Cry me a River!! All these pictures you posting here doesnt change the fact that #TheBringBackOurGirls Campaigners are now in power and as such Slumbering... Where is the Madam Oby the chief social network activist that was carrying it on her head like gele... Since PMB came to power, your activities ve winded down to mere sitting in open space and gist! The only thing this govt and their propaganda outlets knows how to do is to take pictures like their lives depends on it. #Hypocrites!

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Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Nominees Go Spiritual-New Telegraph by chymystique(f): 9:15am On Oct 04, 2015
skak:



You said no ministers yet but you pinpoints Amaechi amongst?

Hehehe... Stop thinking from your anus


Mr Man that thinks with his brain so you cant differentiate between a ministerial nominee and a confirmed minister? #OneChanceGovt

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Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Nominees Go Spiritual-New Telegraph by chymystique(f): 7:38am On Oct 04, 2015
PMB said he will appoint his ministers in SEPTember and today is 3rd of OCTober yet no ministers... He said he will appoint the incorruptible without stints but Amaechi who is meant to be cooling his heels in Kirkiri Maximum Prisons is being nominated! Big Shame. What a useless, clueless and pathetic govt with no blueprint on how to handle governance and economy... and someone is telling me this Change... Yeye dey ooze undecided

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Politics / Re: End Of Terrorism In Sight Despite Abuja Blasts – Buhari Replies (PUNCH) by chymystique(f): 2:26pm On Oct 03, 2015
Shey he said we shld give him till dec that Boko Haram will be a thing of the past.... He should tell Nigerians how he plans to eradicate these terrorists not these his cock and bull stories daily! IMO, PMB is clueless on how to handle this matter

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Politics / Re: Photos From The Scene Of Abuja Bomb Blast by chymystique(f): 11:03am On Oct 03, 2015
.. the COAS is busy still taking work out pictures in abj and posting online, telling Nigerians BH will be wiped out by December. May their souls Rest In Peace. Amen.
Politics / Re: 55th Anniversary: Obiano Grants Prisoners Freedom, Gives 1 Million Each by chymystique(f): 2:43pm On Oct 02, 2015
Sealeddeal:
this Obiano is the worst thing to happen to anambra state. I dont know who that man is working for. He is behaving like someone living in fantasy land.


I dont think you are from Anambra if not you wont make these statements above... @least he is better than most governors in Nigeria at the moment.
Politics / Re: Chief Of Army Staff Buratai Leads Troops On Routine Training This Morning(pics) by chymystique(f): 7:27am On Oct 02, 2015
Seems like the COAS ve taken over from PMB in the Photography Department... He should do his job and its not by uploading pictures online where he is having daily exercise

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Politics / Re: What Clinton Told Me About BUHARI - OBJ by chymystique(f): 5:14am On Oct 02, 2015
Justice and peace go hand in hand, we can’t have injustice and expect peace to reign supreme.”


Good. Obj should show example by going to report himself @ EFCC office.. Obasanjo you are one of the major people that made Nigeria to still be in this mess. Corruption Fighting indeed undecided

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Release Another 70 Years Old Pastor In Ondo, South West by chymystique(f): 5:08am On Oct 02, 2015
Till Nigeria govt abolishes the Normadic system of cattle rearing and implements the Ranching system, fulani herdsmen will continue being a nusiance to other regions undecided

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Romance / Re: Lady Whose Husband Can't Sleep Unless He Sucks Pvssy Urgently Needs Your Advice by chymystique(f): 10:31am On Oct 01, 2015
Abomination!

How can my husband suck another lady's pvssy in my prescence and carry that same mouth that has contacted millions of micro organism into my own... na to pee in his mouth and face sure pass! The sooner that lady declines the man's request, the better for her... That man needs serious mental rehabilitation angry

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Politics / Re: Independence Day: We Have Uncovered Plots To Wreck Havoc In Abuja – Ohanaeze by chymystique(f): 1:59pm On Sep 30, 2015
Most of these Ohaneze members that claim to be the voice of igbos are touts! They dont represent the igbos but themselves and their stomach so they should leave igbos out of their stupidity

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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Kids Dress In Their Traditional Attire To Celebrate Independence by chymystique(f): 1:56pm On Sep 30, 2015
Basketmouth's Son rocked it best With better SWAG! kiss

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Crime / Re: Woman Sent To Prison A Week To Her Wedding by chymystique(f): 11:55am On Sep 29, 2015
Yeye Woman! I just dont know why saying sorry is just so hard for some persons. Even if its not from her mind, she should ve said it and let go of this temptation.. Now her stubborness is going to cost her some money.. she shouldd cry well

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Politics / Re: PHOTO-Here's How Nairalanders Are Preparing For Buhari's Ministerial List by chymystique(f): 10:09am On Sep 29, 2015
[size=14pt]Me am Like I Dont Give a Fvck if
Dullardibaba submits his so called Ministerial list undecided
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Romance / Re: Place To Take Her To Apart From Fast Food And Cinemas by chymystique(f): 3:24pm On Sep 27, 2015
baralatie:

what happens the following weekend?

They go on break. One must not go on date every weekend
Islam for Muslims / Re: How Kabir Grabbed A Man’s Testicle To Survive Hajj Stampede. Vanguard News by chymystique(f): 2:06pm On Sep 27, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:

SMH @You! Na this kind thread dem de see you

Lol... e be like say na your balls Musa used to swing for lifeline... dont just SYH,.. SYD too wink

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Romance / Re: Place To Take Her To Apart From Fast Food And Cinemas by chymystique(f): 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2015
hefelove:

wer in lagos?

@Victoria Island.. The date will be worthwhile for the both of you.. just hold your cash and credit cards cool

baralatie:

#3m for weekend alone.
later I thank God for deliverance!

lol.. was suggesting a place he will enjoy.. haha who knows OP might be able to afford more than that for a weekend smiley
Romance / Re: Place To Take Her To Apart From Fast Food And Cinemas by chymystique(f): 1:57pm On Sep 27, 2015
[size=13pt]Inagbe Resort in Lagos state or Obudu Ranch in Cross river state[/size]. Thank me later wink
Islam for Muslims / Re: How Kabir Grabbed A Man’s Testicle To Survive Hajj Stampede. Vanguard News by chymystique(f): 1:44pm On Sep 27, 2015
In an act of desperation, Kabir grabbed the man’s testicles “and squeezed them which made him jump off me.

“This enabled me to use my other hand to reach for the metal bar of the fence, and grab it.
I then realised that I had been bitten (on) the side, by a young man from underneath.


[size=14pt]LWKMD!! The man's ball that was held should be called Balls of Life[/size]


The captivating testicles title was exciting enough.. hahaha.. Chai! I pity for that man's balls though. The man's balls that was held must be long like deflated ballons for someone to be able to grab it instead of rails. This musa man eh! Gay possible gringringrin

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Romance / Re: Why Would A Boy Call A Girl Ugly At Work? by chymystique(f): 7:56am On Sep 27, 2015
I think that guy is a Bully who kinda likes you... I' ve this feeling in few months to come you both might be best of friends and maybe even date... For now, I think you should stop acting depressed in front of him even if you are.. when he says such rubbish, smile @ him and reply "Thanks" or smile and ignore.....

That guy is not a well cultured and mannered though cause responsible dudes dont treat ladies in such manner
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can I Get A Birth Certificate? by chymystique(f): 11:59am On Sep 25, 2015
Go back to the hospital where you were given birth in and check if they still ve your records and be able to issue a new one to you OR you go to your LGA @least your parents should ve registered your name there after your birth and get a court affidavit too though to IMO it has now being abused by Nigerians
Food / Re: One Dies, 20 Hospitalised After Meal At Traditional Marriage by chymystique(f): 7:52am On Sep 25, 2015
Whats happening to Igbo eze community? Since these past few weeks they ve been in the news for bad things... This is the handwork of a member of the family. This situation almost happened in my family few yrs back. I pray that God restores good health on them that are ill Amen!

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Family / Re: My Husband ‘fingers’ Our Daughters While Bathing Them: Wife Tells Judge by chymystique(f): 7:30am On Sep 25, 2015
If this tale is true; then That man is Shameless, Disgraceful and Sick!! The woman should ve first pestled his skull or give him a blind eye with her five fingers before going to court to dissolve the marriage so as to teach him a permanent lesson.... This is one of the reasons why most men of these days are afraid to birth female children... Pedophiles everywhere! angry

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Suspends Two Perm Secs, Six Directors For Alleged Fraud by chymystique(f): 10:36pm On Sep 24, 2015
Vanguard gathered that one of the affected officials, who allegedly defrauded the state government to the tune of N45 million, may be handed over to the anti-graft agency for interrogation and possible prosecution.


So when will the pregnant 419 crook Rochas resign and submit himself to EFCC for mismanagement of state funds and other fraudulent acts... Useless politicians esp the Ones in the "One Chance Party" whose only capabilities are to point finger at others forget that four fingers are pointing back.....
Politics / Re: Police Arrests 8 Over Saraki's Attack In Ilorin by chymystique(f): 3:59pm On Sep 24, 2015
haha!

Those Eight Were The Scapegoats!! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Kissing Dianne Feinstein, A USA Senator by chymystique(f): 3:50pm On Sep 24, 2015
Too Many Awkwardness in one pic!

- The US female senator looks like a man at first glance

- She looks Shocked like she was not expecting the peck and a photographer taking a shot

- Looks like Senator Ben Murray wanted to kiss her lips but got unlucky when his lips met her cheeks

- What a terrible friendly kiss/peck.. aint a pleasing sight for me. They should make it more interesting gringringrin

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Politics / Re: Sylva To Oshiomhole, “you Are A Liar And Mischief Maker” by chymystique(f): 12:41am On Sep 24, 2015
APC was formed by different calibres of thieves and political short changers so am not suprised at them pointing fingers at each other.. Timipre Sylva is just a desperate corrupt politician and crook hiding under the one chance party that claimed they will fight corruption while they are busy witch hunting.


Oshiomhole set the process in motion for voting to commence before he excused himself on the grounds that he was going to eat,
pls what did oshiomole eat? Hope no be my darling carpe verde cumpussy cause it seems that anytime he eats that meal his mouth starts leaking

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Romance / Re: I Need Help On How To Forget Him by chymystique(f): 2:14pm On Sep 23, 2015
Its easy. Sparklefresh, Think of that one thing he did to you that you hate the most when ever thoughts of him come to your mind.. it will help you forget him and also get busy with other things you enjoy doing.. last but not the least, remember you had a happy life before you met him, so that should keep you going

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