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Politics / Re: Saraki Or Tinubu? Who Rocks It Better? by chymystique(f): 2:57pm On Sep 22, 2015
[size=14pt]The Brown Teeth Tinubu...
That man's juju strong! One day bush meat will surely catch the hunter in his case undecided
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Politics / Re: Again, The CCT Orders The Arrest Of Bukola Saraki by chymystique(f): 1:31pm On Sep 21, 2015
This is a proof that in Nigeria the laws are made for the poor masses only... Uselesszoo Country undecided

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Education / Re: Association Of Campus Journalists Reacted To 1.8million Naira OAU Su BUDGET by chymystique(f): 6:34pm On Sep 18, 2015
Whats this fuss about OAU and its SUG flooding FP these past weeks... I really dont care about whatever going on with their SUG and Rep Council. They should stop seeking for attention on NL and go sort their issues themsElves. These news should be at the back page! Campus Journalist Kor, Campus Attention Seekers ni undecided

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Politics / Re: Pics: So Funny Is This Our Future Leaders Of Tomorrow by chymystique(f): 2:16pm On Sep 18, 2015
almajirimallam:
I just can't stop laughing, it was a current affair class and I asked the class who is the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, the whole class raised up there hands shouting " uncle iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! I pointed to one my student to wrote his name on the board, the bold boy never hesitated. He walked confidently to the board and wrote this down.... Pics below



They answered wrongly because of the bold word I highlighted above gringrin

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Politics / Re: Oshiomole Is Now A Minister Of Attack – Senator Ighoyota by chymystique(f): 11:24am On Sep 18, 2015
Everyone knows Oshiomole is suffering from my Lovely Lara's cum which has lead to his mouth diahorea making him spit nonsense... Oshio is a failed governor seeking national attention just to remain relevant

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Romance / Re: My Babe Saves Another Guy's Name As My Love by chymystique(f): 10:45pm On Sep 16, 2015
i love your girlfriend! You think you the only one that's smart in the relationship.... seems she is way smarter. Am not saying she is cheating but I love what she did and I hope she is having better sex with her bestie..


Remember this your thread below; https://www.nairaland.com/2599557/it-possible-love-still-cheat


Never mistaken a gal's calmness for stupidity always ve that at the back of your mind. tongue

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Health / Re: 16 Die, 172 Hospitalized As Cholera Hits Maiduguri Idps Camp by chymystique(f): 7:50am On Sep 16, 2015
They should try and keep their environment clean so what they eat and drink wont be polluted...
Webmasters / Re: Facebook To Add ‘dislike’ Button To Posts - Mark Zuckerberg Announces by chymystique(f): 7:45am On Sep 16, 2015
Dislike?? I dont think the feature should be added.. whats the use? Gals are the ones that will suffer it most. Lol. Well, thats definitely not my business cause am rarely on fb
Culture / Re: Photos From An Unclad Annual Virgin Dance That Holds In Abiriba Kingdom by chymystique(f): 7:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
nikkiking:
sit back relaxed, why the traditional dance last.

It's a traditional style of celebrating 'new yam ' festival since even before u were born.

U too young to understand what am talking about.

hmm, I just feel its no right now sexual predators are on the lose... well I guess its their choice and familys' sha
Religion / Re: One Word For This Pastor. Picture. by chymystique(f): 6:54pm On Sep 13, 2015
Bonapart:
terrible fool that's what you are

Are you the pastor? And whats wrong with my comment or you think everyone is as f00lish as you are. If I descend on you this evening you might just ve to go end your miserable life.... I dont ve time for he-goats like you in human form. mstchew
Culture / Re: Photos From An Unclad Annual Virgin Dance That Holds In Abiriba Kingdom by chymystique(f): 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ve never heard of this oo.. why are the virgin girls not smiling? Pls whats the essence of this tradition in this modern age? They are just exposing them to sexual predators... I dont think its right, tradition or not; the world is evolving

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Administration Is Not Responsible For JP Morgan's Removal. by chymystique(f): 11:50am On Sep 13, 2015
Obiagelli and TonyeBarcanista will make a very unique Couple... so they can be countering each other comfortably in their home.. BTW ma, PMB is the president of Nigeria so whatever goes wrong with our policy he has to receive the greatest proportion of the blame... As PMB is claiming glory for improvement in power supply so shall he also bear the blames of Nigeria Economic woes esp now we are classified as Under Developed.... what do you expect after 3months in govt no roadmap to where he intends taking the country whether forward or backward...

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Religion / Re: One Word For This Pastor. Picture. by chymystique(f): 11:45am On Sep 13, 2015
Confused End-Time Pastor cheesy

Couldnt find any better phone for there oo except BBQ10. E be lik say he is praying for them to upgrade to the likes of Samung, Apple and co grin

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Family / Re: He Got Me Pregnant And Left Me To Suffer by chymystique(f): 11:34am On Sep 13, 2015
Anitafrancis, I blame you for everything! You knew the deal so it was expected you be on pills.. am wondering how on earth adults will be having unprotected sex and the gal in question wont take contraceptives in this century¿... You should forget him and look for a job to earn a living so as to take care of yourself and baby... It might look tough for you now but just be positive, things will get better for you esp financially with time... what of your parents? They come handy in situations like this

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Politics / Re: Muazu Plans To Form New Party, Run For President In 2019 by chymystique(f): 8:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
Traitor Muazu the JOKER! President in 2019? Who Dash Monkey Banana gringringrin
Crime / Re: Fake Prophet Cons Lagos Nurse For Sex by chymystique(f): 5:34pm On Sep 10, 2015
P.M.NEWS gathered that Muyiwa took the young nurse to a popular hotel located at Abule Odu in Egbeda area and had sex with her several times.
After the victim, who was introduced to Adesoye by her friend realised that she had been conned . she told her parents what happened and the matter was reported to the police at Area ‘M’ Command, Idimu.


Pls she should tell us more. Conned how?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests MD Of BGL Albert Okumagba Over N28.9bn Fraud by chymystique(f): 5:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
We only hear of arrests, we dont if hear they ve being charged to court sentenced or acquitted... BTW, when will LamODE be picked up for questioning?
Celebrities / Re: The Resemblance Between Toyin Adegbola And Her Daughter by chymystique(f): 5:11pm On Sep 10, 2015
Pls who is the mother and who is the daughter? Cause they both look older

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Crime / Re: Woman Bites Off , Swallows Neighbour’s Tip (Pictured) by chymystique(f): 5:07pm On Sep 10, 2015
Please what does the tip taste like? Was the beef sweet like cow tongue? Na to bite the other woman's tip comot and sew it to her own her own na gringrin...

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Travel / Re: Very Thick And Massive Traffic Jam From Jebba To Ilorin (pictures) by chymystique(f): 3:20pm On Sep 10, 2015
haha... Is this one road? Was thinking it was a pathway in a bush grin

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Politics / Re: I’ve Declared My Assets According To Law – Wike by chymystique(f): 7:02pm On Sep 09, 2015
MizMyColi:


Anyone who thinks Buhari has declared his asset based on Shehu Garba's submission must be high on smoked Akara and Koko Garri.


Lool.. No be small Akara dem dey fry for Nigerians head. sincerely am disappointed in Garba and Adesina... They ve no integrity left in them.. they are forgetting so soon that 2019 is around the corner...

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Politics / Re: I’ve Declared My Assets According To Law – Wike by chymystique(f): 6:53pm On Sep 09, 2015
it was necessary for people to de-emphasise asset declaration, but the sincerity behind such exercise.

He stated that some public office holders could over-declare their assets to pave the way for them to steal public funds in future while others, who had held public offices in the past, might under-declare their personal belongings in order to give the impression that they were never involved in corrupt practices while in office.

Wike explained that the most important thing for public office holders was to deliver the dividends of democracy, adding that his main interest was to develop the state and the people.

Interesting and I concour with his comments above.. So when will the documents of the declared assets be made public?? Na so PMB said he declared his assets since 1999 but till date its yet to be made to the public....

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Pastor Engages Evil Spirit In A Bizarre Deliverance Session (photos) by chymystique(f): 9:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
This one he is doing is just initial gra gra. If the man he was delivering was truly possessed, the spirit woulda transferred in to his own body with this yeye he is acting like a drunkard undecided

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Politics / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Visits Aregbesola On Ooni’s Transition (photos) by chymystique(f): 4:43pm On Sep 07, 2015


See aregbe the bad manager shinning teeth when he has not paid civil servants in his state... Only in Nigeria

RIP Oba Sijuwade

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Career / Re: 10 Hilarious But Real Office Rules To Live By by chymystique(f): 8:35am On Sep 07, 2015
lol.. I wont advise anyone to try these so called tricks.. Can remember a former colleague of mine who used to do all mose of these above and was still not efficient in his job task and he kept receiving query from our two bosses and was almost given a sack notice. Be yourself and do your job

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Smart Guide Helps You Get The Job! by chymystique(f): 8:30am On Sep 07, 2015
enolife:

why are you buying when you can get free gmart in this same nairaland

Pls do you ve it? The gmat
Politics / Re: NANS Tells Buhari: “You Have Disappointed Us In Your 100 Days In Office” by chymystique(f): 9:06pm On Sep 06, 2015
Every sensible Nigerian should ve known this govt was a Scam... aint suprised by recent development coming from APC's LiE Mohammed and PMB.

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Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Often Say Ladies Have Nothing But S*x To Offer by chymystique(f): 5:06pm On Sep 06, 2015
When a man has such mentality like the ones listed above he will keep meeting those who would offer him nothing except Sex... and BTW What do these men ve to offer to a woman that she cant get or pay for it herself?
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Leader May Be The Least Corrupt In Africa- Washington Post by chymystique(f): 2:07pm On Sep 05, 2015
Its only the gullible dolts who believed in pmb campaign promises that would believe that his shitty assets declaration! If he is a man of integrity he should declare his real assets esp the ones he registered under his wife and childrens' name not forgetting his lands he seems to ve lost track of.... Washington Post must be dumb cause it seems Nigeria's leader might be worse than the five listed above...

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Career / Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by chymystique(f): 8:32am On Sep 05, 2015
Mbkite:

i added a^2 to both sides of d equation. For d fifth line, I subtracted 2ab frm both sides of d equation.


ve added a2to the 4th variable and it didnt give me 2ab. Pls can you show how you worked it cause am lost on how, where and why you had to add a2to both sides.

This manipulations no be here oo. Looll
Career / Re: A Mathematical Equation That Shows That: 2 = 1 by chymystique(f): 7:47am On Sep 05, 2015
@ op, I disagree with your a2+ a2= a2 + ab.... It should be (2ab)2

Cause the 2nd variable stated that a2 equals ab

Pls the 2ab in the 5th variable, how did you get it?

Lol @ 2= 1. one of the things I love about mathematics, too many manipulations as long as you can prove it. QED

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