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Politics / Re: PICS: Association For Spouses Of Government Functionaries Bus Seen In Ogun State by chymystique(f): 10:26am On Nov 21, 2015
Ogun state the land of Bad roads and Potholes.. So whats the Mission and Vision of the So called Association above..
Romance / Re: Should I Propose To Her Now by chymystique(f): 5:21pm On Nov 19, 2015
You can ve the both.. Continue your building project and tell her your plans to settle down with her in future as soon the building is completed.. As long as she is not a PARASITE I dont see any reason why you wouldnt want to court her for a long while you finish up your project
Romance / Re: Advise A Friend On How He Can Fix His Relationship by chymystique(f): 2:20pm On Nov 19, 2015
[size=13pt]Good Riddance to that your friend! He got what he deserved. I dont pity his situation one bit. Imagine investing on a lady thats not your family due to marital issues! If he had invested that whole money he wasted on the single lady fvck friend on something fruitful, he woulda been reaping the fruits now even as he is temporary jobless.. He can make amends by going to confess to his wife and asking for forgiveness... [/size]

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Politics / Re: Treasury Single Account: Its Benefit, Major Players And Unnecessary Controversy by chymystique(f): 9:49am On Nov 19, 2015
Tonye, ve you returned to APC? Or You ve decided to sit on the Fence.. smiley...

Apt and Unbiased content you wrote up there though

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Fashion / Re: Dear Men, Would You Rock The Scrotum Bag? (pictures) by chymystique(f): 9:36am On Nov 19, 2015
Is that what Scrotum sac looks like? shocked
*disgusting a bit*
Romance / Re: This Family Wants To Rent A Groomsman Fo Their Son's Wedding by chymystique(f): 9:07pm On Nov 18, 2015
End Time Wedding and Groomsman!

Lol @ Borrowing Accent.. Why not steal it grin
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Neighbour Over Witchcraft Allegation (pictured) by chymystique(f): 8:38pm On Nov 18, 2015
AwesomeRomeo:
Please how did you change your fonts?

click on the box "A" when you are about to comment and type your comment in between

Eg awesome!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Walcos Consulting Real Or Scam? by chymystique(f): 2:57pm On Nov 18, 2015
pls I just got an invite from them tommorrow for an interview.. pls what's the questions like? Am blank. Someone pls help. embarassed
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Neighbour Over Witchcraft Allegation (pictured) by chymystique(f): 10:29am On Nov 18, 2015
So Abuchi that stabbed Ehis now what has he gained? Has the witchcraft left his family? Some people just dont think before taking actions.. Now he has 100k bail hanging on his neck... wahala go dey him own, people go just dey disturb am undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: Olusegun Obasanjo Cycles Around His Farm After Leaving Office In 1980. by chymystique(f): 10:15am On Nov 18, 2015
Which Farm? The farm wey no get entrance road now? I do wonder how he distributes his farm proceeds with the terrible road
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sumeru Ng by chymystique(f): 7:14am On Nov 18, 2015
inimitkel:

Just to be sure, do you know if it's only the access bank DSA they are recruiting for?

Thats the position they told me they are recruiting for now.. cause I asked them if there were other options
Health / Re: The New STD You Have Never Heard Of by chymystique(f): 9:05pm On Nov 17, 2015
shockedshockedshocked

End Time STD!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sumeru Ng by chymystique(f): 8:47pm On Nov 17, 2015
YuceeOoch:
. Ok,thanks. Do you have any idea the position they are recruiting for?

Got a call from them too.. they are recruiting for access bank for position of DSA and its oral interview. Goodluck!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bank Entry Level Job Vacancy by chymystique(f): 2:10pm On Nov 17, 2015
ladyJ22:
I got interview invitation this morning @ OP please which bank are u recruiting for and how do i prepare for the interview

Got a call from them for an invite tommorrow or next. They are recruiting for access bank and for the position of DSA.. oral interview..
Crime / Re: I Was Dismissed From Army –robbery Suspect (pictured) by chymystique(f): 12:17pm On Nov 17, 2015
So whats his reason for shooting the owner of the bike on the leg.. See his face! He should be made to face the wrath of the law without pity

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Politics / Re: Physically Challenged Persons Fight Over N15m NDDC Largesse by chymystique(f): 12:07pm On Nov 17, 2015
OnankpaBa:


madam can you take a look at the man on the floor again if that leg is okay. abi na so your own leg dey? just asking o

[size=15pt]Lol[/size]
Politics / Re: Physically Challenged Persons Fight Over N15m NDDC Largesse by chymystique(f): 11:36am On Nov 17, 2015
The two grown ups fighting in that pics above are they physically challenged too? shocked... Where is the Challenge cause I can see both hands and feet unless they are blind... "Money", the root of most nonsensical nonsenses in this world! Na wa o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Reasons Why Your CV Doesn't Get You A Job Interview Or Responses From Hr's by chymystique(f): 11:27am On Nov 17, 2015
[size=15pt]Na God's grace sure pass!

Nice points though[/size]

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Rocks Uyo: Buying Of Fuel Survival Of The Fittest (live Photos) by chymystique(f): 11:23am On Nov 17, 2015
thats what you get when Baba-No-Focus appoints himself Minister for petroleum... I thought him and his party APC said subsidy was scam? Yeye dey ooze undecided

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Crime / Re: Three Ex-convicts Held For Traffic Robbery (pic) by chymystique(f): 4:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
See their faces! These one's are Hardened Unrepentent Criminals....

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Romance / Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by chymystique(f): 7:02pm On Nov 14, 2015
RickRichards:

It's no big deal, but you're daydreaming about it? Hmm...okay, I believe you.

I am not day dreaming about it cause if I want to kiss right now as typiing I will smiley
Romance / Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by chymystique(f): 6:22pm On Nov 14, 2015
RickRichards:

Liar-liar!
Seculent:
Take it easy with your lies.

Kissing is no big deal. So dont know why I shld lie about it.
Romance / Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by chymystique(f): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2015

1. A Person Spends An Estimated Two Weeks Of Their Lives Kissing.


Scientists have calculated that an average person spends close to 20,160 minutes, which equals out to two weeks, of their lives puckering up. Two weeks of your life spent kissing and feeling overwhelmed by good emotions is not a bad deal.It doesn’t seem like a relative amount of time when you consider a lifespan of 75 to 80 years, but when you add in the fact that kisses usually only last a matter of seconds, two weeks of smooching is a pretty long time.

hmm, its been a while I kissed but thats definitely not my priority now...

these facts are funny. I dont think I will even remember them when kissing sef smiley

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Health / Re: Medical Tests Couples Must Do Before They Get Married by chymystique(f): 12:43pm On Nov 14, 2015
Very Apt write up! Even physical examination test by the intending couples should be included too.. cheesy

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Health / Re: Boy Suffers Ruptured Intestines After Father’s Brutality (pictured) by chymystique(f): 7:45am On Nov 14, 2015
This man is evil! Imagine doing that to his own son! Some kind of humans walking on the face of this earth you will wonder if they are not the devil himself... He should be prosecuted with hard labour and toture angry .

I pray you get well soon Somtochuukwu. Amen

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Business / Re: Nigeria Does Not Want MTN “to Die” From $5.2bn Fine-Communications Minister by chymystique(f): 10:10pm On Nov 13, 2015
I really dont know why they are using MTN as a scapegoat cause we all know other telecom giants in Nigeria are guilty of this same offence. Wareva though

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Celebrities / Re: My Experience At The Bank Today by chymystique(f): 10:03pm On Nov 13, 2015
lol. That means when you start growing beards too you will change your pics? Those bank staffs were just being michieveous grin
Politics / Re: 5 Reasons Buhari’s New Ministers May Be The Best Ever by chymystique(f): 6:09pm On Nov 12, 2015
Its even because of his statements I wont rate his appointments better EVER esp with the appointment of Amaechi. Since he became the president its only stories upon stories i've been hearing with no action... Let the ministers start performing before we talk of if they are going to be the best or not.... APC members them get special skill in Mouthaction only.. undecided
Career / Re: How I Got Belittled By My Boss... by chymystique(f): 4:47pm On Nov 12, 2015
Lol.. That's what ITK can cause.. Take it as a life lesson and not like its belittling.. its normal for bosses to talk like that cause they feel they know more than you..
You should be glad he didnt even make some terrible remarks when you gave him your own design...

Ps "NEVER OUTSHINE YOUR MASTER"

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Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Your Long Time Boyfriend Will Marry You by chymystique(f): 3:17pm On Nov 12, 2015
lagmostkuit:

I actually posted the opposite of what u just typed now!

Read it again! cool

I ve edited it but was expecting you to tell us the advantages for both the active and non-active couples smiley

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