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Politics / Re: Appointments: Buhari, APC Move To Pacify S’east by chymystique(f): 9:53am On Aug 30, 2015
Medicine after death laced with lies after giving juicy appointments to his brothers.. Soon Gabbage Shehu will claim thats not what his oga @ d top said. He should fulfil his campaign promises and not forget to shove his useless appointments down his frail throat... Bigot! undecided

PS if PMB likes he should even make a northerner his VP, it wont stop the north from being poverty stricken... we the south easterners dont need his appointment to earn our daily living afterall na his fellow abokis that do shine our shoes

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Has The Sexiest Body In Nolly Wood! by chymystique(f): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2015
AwesomelyMade:


Hahaha

AwesomelyMade:

Sweety, Munachi is behind that moniker

then I believe she got my msg and quit showcasing her stretch marked body parts... She is acting like a desperate woman sending the wrong signals to men

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Has The Sexiest Body In Nolly Wood! by chymystique(f): 7:59pm On Aug 29, 2015
Palmwinetapper:
oh you sound vulgar for a woman and talking about a fellow woman in such nasty undertones. May young girls soon talk about your boobs like that

You cant tell me she uploaded that pics for us not to comment or were you expecting me to sing her praises... Young gals cant say trash about my b0obs cause I dont go about showcasing for public view. Indeed males are decieved by what they see. Thats how flat chested females will keep using heavily padded push-up bras and be deceving you guys while you salivate

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Has The Sexiest Body In Nolly Wood! by chymystique(f): 7:44pm On Aug 29, 2015
Shameless woman showcasing bo0bs wey don obey law of gravity.. If she is indeed proud of her bo0bs she should release it from that carton wey she package am and lets see the direction the t¡ts are pointed to undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Common Sense Interview Tips Too Many People Flub by chymystique(f): 6:15pm On Aug 29, 2015
Insightful! The last but not the least "Prayer"

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Ladies Steal Their Friends Boyfriends. by chymystique(f): 11:15am On Aug 29, 2015
I see no reason why I should be eyeing my gal/s boyfriend/s. Ladies that do that are capable of murder and worse than jezebel in the bible
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Stuns In Waist Long Red Braids (photos) by chymystique(f): 9:16am On Aug 29, 2015
Me Likey the braids. kiss kissSo daring Denrele

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Politics / Re: Sgf, Ogbonnaya Onu And Vainglorious Nigerians by chymystique(f): 4:45am On Aug 29, 2015
[size=14pt]A bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush. Shitty writeup from a beer parlour writer.. the fact is Onu has been Scammed! grin[/size]
Politics / Re: PMB Achievement So Far (100 Days) by chymystique(f): 5:42pm On Aug 27, 2015
[size=14pt]PMB is yet to achieve anything in his almost 100 days in office. Even Tinubu himself said PMB is on honeymoon so am wondering where the phantom achievements OP typed here appeared from. The things this govt sabi are;
_Taking pictures and posting online
_Touring the continent with no aim
_Feeding off previous administration achievements
_Telling us tales daily of how "They Will and Shall" which only God knows when it will become past tense
#MouthActionGovtundecided
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Romance / Re: Guys Whats Your SAY? by chymystique(f): 10:18am On Aug 27, 2015
I feel your pain flawles. It can be quite frustrating Esp if you ve other dudes that are nice and willing to give you attention and every every and you being tempted to keep other guys too. Infact in situations like these you will wonder if its relationship abi na agape friendship. Friends will advise you to break up and call you a fool like some comments above me. Some people are like that unto being staid and unromantic.. Ask yourself Is he worth keeping up with? Can I cope? the only advise I will give you is to follow your instinct/heart after you ve answered these. Risky

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Storm Magistrate Court, Beat Up Officials And Free Suspects by chymystique(f): 7:42am On Aug 27, 2015
Nigeria is indeed a lawless country and I dont blame Nnamdi Kanu for calling it a zoo undecided

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Politics / Re: Tambuwal Betrayed Me, Says Gbajabiamila by chymystique(f): 10:47pm On Aug 26, 2015
Gbaja Should please cry me an ocean! I thought he said he has moved on ironically, while was he crying on channels tv today while the lady was interviewing him... Politics is a game of interest; no permanent friend or enemy in politics and I believe he knows that after backstabbing his SW sister.. Karma is a B¡tch..undecided

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Politics / Re: Caption This Animated Picture Of Buhari by chymystique(f): 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2015
undecided
Politics / Re: Buhari Registers For National Identity Card (photo) by chymystique(f): 11:45am On Aug 26, 2015
So its now he is doing his own registration and am wondering how this is news.

Awon latecomer.

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Romance / Re: 10 Excuses Nigerian Guys Use To Justify Their Inability To Approach A Lady by chymystique(f): 7:49pm On Aug 25, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Oh.... maybe it's because you have not meet my type....on our list there is nothing like Friendzoned. You might think you are doing that but in reality you are doing more harm to yourself cos the more you have a chat with us the more you become susceptible.... We can't be Friendzoned because to us we just wanna be nothing more than friend and that is where the confusion sets in. Doubt you will stand a day if you meet my type.

smiley I know the game and am very good @ it.... well mayb even if I meet your type, it will be a 0-0 situation ie none of our hearts yielded wink

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Romance / Re: 10 Excuses Nigerian Guys Use To Justify Their Inability To Approach A Lady by chymystique(f): 7:40pm On Aug 25, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Friendzoned? Pray you don't meet someone like me over there cos you are gonna be hearing the echoes of his words in your head every time,his words as he presents them to you,the pause, the fall and rise in his intonation....his blank expression yet filled with evident undying love for you.Trust me when I say till you die his memories will be imprinted in your soul. Just pray you don't meet someone like me...you can't understand until you do.

Lol. Sincerely, I might be intrigued but truth is you are going to be locked up in my friendzoned esp on social media and you will be more like someone to entertain me when am bored wink. Am poetic too and you might end up being the one that will fall for my words. BTW, There is more to me falling head over heels with someone than the person being romantically poetic. As for my heart and soul, you gotta find it cause I ve just chest. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jonathan Recruited 1600 Into Immigration, Not Parradang – NIS Senior Officers by chymystique(f): 7:31pm On Aug 25, 2015
Absolute Nonsense! Why didnt Parradang resign honourably when he knew his superior did what was against civil ethics?? He should stop trying to justify himself and face the music cause we all know from suspension he is going to be offically sacked. undecided

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Romance / Re: 10 Excuses Nigerian Guys Use To Justify Their Inability To Approach A Lady by chymystique(f): 7:22pm On Aug 25, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Cos I know who I am and how far my words can go to affect Ladies' heart. I know the kind of spirit I am and what I can do to Ladies' heart.May sound eccentric but you will never understand until I do it to you. Can't hurt Ladies again have done more harm already.


Traits of a guy easily friendzoned

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Culture / Re: Crisis In Ile-ife As Ruling Houses Battle Over Oba Sijuwade’s Successor by chymystique(f): 5:57pm On Aug 25, 2015
I Don't Care Who Emerges As The Next Oba undecided

Its obvious the Ogboru family are the ones making trouble... Nigeria has a long way to go when it comes to leadership.
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima & Fred Amata's Daughter Joins Nollywood (Photos) by chymystique(f): 9:27am On Aug 25, 2015
So Ibinabo has a child with Fred Amata? shocked.. That means her kids have different fathers.. na wa oo

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Politics / Re: Fayose Has No Project To Show After 10 Months In Power - APC by chymystique(f): 6:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
Waiting for fayose to drop his missles! gringrin
Politics / Re: Jonathan Doesn’t Drink – Abati by chymystique(f): 5:07pm On Aug 23, 2015
Aint suprised. We all knew its was the handiwork of APCshit and their media houses who thrives solely on propanganda and lies that nutured the useless claims... GEJ be giving APC sleepless night even after he has handed over leadership to them peacefully esp that ugly tadpole- human of a governor who has been spewing trash of recent due to excess carpe verde cum

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Politics / Re: Drama and Intrigues As Ayo Fayose Ran Into Fayemi, Others At A Funeral (Pix) by chymystique(f): 3:19pm On Aug 23, 2015
Fayose añu ana agba egbe o na ata mgbo!
Akwara anu nwoke! gringrin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Secure A Job Fast In Nigeria by chymystique(f): 4:32pm On Aug 22, 2015
Very apt and on-point content OP!
Another important tip is Prayer

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Politics / Re: Super Rich Nigerian CEO Jide Smith Aruba Reveals He's HIV Positive On Facebook by chymystique(f): 3:55pm On Aug 22, 2015
Politics / Re: Adesina And Garba Will Have Serious Challenges Defending Buhari, Says Tinubu by chymystique(f): 3:41pm On Aug 22, 2015
Tinubu urged editors to keep fighting corruption and other
vices undermining the growth and development of the
country.


The Thunder wey go Strike Tinubu's teeth still dey gather in the clouds! In a sane country, the likes of Tinubu should be in jail and those monies he looted returned to the country coffers!... PMB be claiming he is fighting corruption while his corrupt campaign financers are walking scott-free... God will punish all of you holding the future of Nigeria to ransom and claiming saints... Useless polithievicians! Vices indeed esp coming from the chief vice angry

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Politics / Re: General Buhari's Poor Response To A Nairaland Thread by chymystique(f): 3:30pm On Aug 22, 2015
[size=14pt]Who doesnt know PMB is a Hypocrite and two-tongued Mr. Yeyegrity undecided... [/size]
Education / Re: See How Our Children Are Quietly Been Indoctrinated by chymystique(f): 3:20pm On Aug 22, 2015
Is this for real? Who is responsible for the water-marked words??

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Off Her Boobs In New Photo + Unveils The Name of Her Boobs by chymystique(f): 8:07am On Aug 22, 2015
Jane and Janette? Why the two names and why is she telling us? thats not the kinda name people give their privates

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Save My Wedding/marriage by chymystique(f): 12:54pm On Aug 21, 2015
Nairalanders, my reader I need your help, this is the situation I found myself. Help to marry this one without delay anymore.
I NEED YOUR FINANCIAL support. Please support me with any amount of money you have to complete my budget for this wedding. I have N200, 000 (two hundred thousand naira) in my entire life. The wedding date is already been picked, The total wedding expenses is N550, 000 (Five hundred and Fifty thousand naira) if I want to raised this money on my own I will lose her because it would take me another years to complete it based on my present salary.

Nigerians help me to pay my Dowry, Nigerians help out, it is so painful for me to take this step but this is only way out, my brothers, sisters, uncles, Daddy, Mums and all Nigerians please help solve my problem.
Please send your support to this account details


Like seriously?? Since when did marriage become an achievement?? So after your wedding is being paid by strangers, Who will feed your wife and future children?? To bring forth children to live in penury?? Instead of you to think of ways to make a better livelihood for yourself, you came here begging and expecting help. Go and learn a handiwork and use that your last 200,000 naira and start up your own business first before marriage. Sorry to say this but You a lazy man.

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Family / Re: Husband Beats And Threatened To Pour Hot Water On Wife When Denied Sex by chymystique(f): 10:54pm On Aug 20, 2015
Lewismartins69:
the man made a very big mistake by listening to is friend that why family matter is beta solved indoor than outdoor but why will she bring up a topic of second wife

lol.. the way you interrogating me like say I be the woman... answer to your question, I dunoo. maybe the marriage don tire the woman sef...
Family / Re: Husband Beats And Threatened To Pour Hot Water On Wife When Denied Sex by chymystique(f): 10:37pm On Aug 20, 2015
Lewismartins69:
but she said she is tired doing all those stuffs won't give her strength she may turn it to everyday habit so that u can work before she agree to give u d gbekus

I feel its the man's fault sha cause if he was able to provide for his family comfortably his wife wouldnt need to undergo this kind of stress trying to make ends meet.

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