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Health / Re: Teacher Makes Girl Sit On Hot Water Container In Lagos, Girl Dies (Graphic Pic) by chymystique(f): 9:25am On Dec 04, 2015
That teacher must be the Devil's Incarnate! This is not a matter of Carelessness, it seems like she did it Intentionally angry

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Health / Re: Tips To Help YOU Stay Healthy This Harmattan Season by chymystique(f): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2015
I like the Cuddling part.. Will need to get plenty of it this Harmattan oo smiley


Nairaland / General / Re: Rare Moments, Images In History You’ve Probably Never Seen Before. by chymystique(f): 11:45am On Dec 03, 2015
Explorers is Nairaland's Pictorial Historian... Your topics are quite enlightening and educative too.. Keep it up!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Caught Pants Down While Trying To Sleep With A Married Woman.. Photos by chymystique(f): 11:39am On Dec 03, 2015
Am sorry to say he doesnt look appealing one bit so I wont even blame the woman for turning him down and disgracing him.. Reminds me of AMOEBA in College Cell Biology lipsrsealed


Politics / Re: 10 Types Of People Who Agitates For Biafra by chymystique(f): 11:34am On Dec 03, 2015


No 11) Egift the Biafran attention seeker


What a Boring topic


Career / Re: The Hard Truth About Your Salary by chymystique(f): 11:22am On Dec 03, 2015
Spot on and so apt! Sincerely, Enterpreneurship and having one's own business is the real deal now..... This should be a motivation for those who aint thinking outside the box to start doing so

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Romance / Re: Lalasticlala Enjoyin' Life With His Bae(photo) by chymystique(f): 11:11am On Dec 03, 2015
[size=13pt]All I see is Two Men Lapping each other with one wearing a feminine cloth... Pls which of Them is Lala?? grin[/size]

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Politics / Re: MTN Fine: Buhari Yet To Take Decision On Company’s Appeal, Says Minister by chymystique(f): 9:37am On Dec 03, 2015
PMB is worse than Jonathan when it comes to being CLUELESS! So INCOMPETENT.. He should resign like Paul Biya
Politics / Re: Photos; Governor Rochas Okorocha Hosts Customs Boss Col Hameed Ali In Owerri by chymystique(f): 9:32am On Dec 02, 2015
Look @ how Rochas is Looking like Akpa Akpu! Over Swallowing of Imolites Treasury and Storing them up in Stomach... Rochas God will Judge You for this misery you causing Imolites
Politics / Re: Senator Ben Murray-bruce Takes On President Buhari In A Coy Form (screenshot) by chymystique(f): 9:54am On Nov 30, 2015
Politics / Re: You're Our 'incoming Gov', Jonathan's Kinsmen Tell Sylva by chymystique(f): 9:48am On Nov 30, 2015
Another Lies and Propaganda from APShit! Lol.. Am sorry for Sylva if he takes what those chiefs said to mind.. Am sure the highest bidder that they would support.. All these Chiefs should not be trusted @ all, What matters is who they will vote for on that day! And am wondering how those chiefs will coerce the villagers to vote for APC if they dont wanna.... Sylva should be probed if Baba One Chance is really serious about corruption...
Politics / Re: Tunde Bakare Worried That APC Govt Is Finding It Difficult To Bring "Change" by chymystique(f): 7:53pm On Nov 29, 2015
Prayers without any form of action to back it up is almost Useless! PMB doesnt ve a clue on how to run the government and doesnt seem to care either.... He is busy Jamboreeing from one Continent to Another while his own home is on Fire

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Politics / Re: A Word For Buhari, The Absentee President - Dailypost. by chymystique(f): 5:21pm On Nov 29, 2015

Shut up and crawl back to your Romance Section. You feel you can just spewing any sh1t because some deranged fellows are spewing it? I guess Buhari travelled to all the places he went, to go pick weevils from beans? Every reasonable fellow knows that Jonathan would have finally ruined this Country hadn't been he was allowed to continue. I would be glad if Buhari can take Nigeria back to worse because we were unarguably in our worst State under Jonathan.

Another Gullible PMB's asslicker... I've stated my opinion so you either swallow it or go jump into lagoon Father of Politics Section tongue
Politics / Re: A Word For Buhari, The Absentee President - Dailypost. by chymystique(f): 3:44pm On Nov 29, 2015
Buhari is Worse than Jonathan... He has no clue on what being a president is in this century! Instead of him to enjoy his retirement, greed didnt allow him... PMB's travelling is even more legendary than the popular Gulliver's travel... Soon he will say 4yrs is not enought we should give him till 2023... If he knows he cant handle the position, he should resign


Politics / Re: Gov Ajimobi And Wife As They Celebrate Their 35th Wedding Anniversary (photo) by chymystique(f): 3:39pm On Nov 29, 2015
Happy Anniversary to them and I wish them many more years of good health, long life and all great things to keep celebrating. Amen
Romance / Re: Photo: When A Lady Tells A Nigerian Man "No Sex In This Relationship" by chymystique(f): 7:22pm On Nov 28, 2015
Love Machine:
No relationship is solid without money.Gerrit?

Lol. Money? Like how much? All these chicken change most guys give their ladies. Lemme break it down for you.. I do relationships once a while.. I can get money without having a guy cool


Romance / Re: Photo: When A Lady Tells A Nigerian Man "No Sex In This Relationship" by chymystique(f): 6:52pm On Nov 28, 2015
well, you can't blame them..
How about "no money in this relationship" wink

Love Machine:
How about no allawee or shopping for you in that relationship?

I dont date for money so if the guy says "no money in the relationship" I wont be bothered a bit.. Yet to see how much money or things a guy will gimme that will give him the guts to ask for sex like its his birthright. As a guy spends on me, I reciprocate

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Romance / Re: Photo: When A Lady Tells A Nigerian Man "No Sex In This Relationship" by chymystique(f): 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2015
Must Relationship be all about sex? Its time this generation get a grip huh

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Politics / Re: Buhari And The Returned Loot - PUNCH by chymystique(f): 10:32am On Nov 26, 2015
Punch shld keep waiting for proof.. lol.. Believe anything this govt says and you can believe anything.. APC and LIES are like 5 and 6... They enjoy making statements with no proof/action to back it up thinking that most Nigerians are silly... He will soon tell us the proof is with Nigeria Army Archives grin


Politics / Re: NNPC Apologises To Nigerians For Fuel Scarcity by chymystique(f): 10:17am On Nov 26, 2015
. Try and be realistic and stop being illogical, change is a process and APC never promised instant success ( when its not instant noodles), even jesus christ did not die until 33 yrs after coming to earth, dat means nothing in this world is immediate, not even salvation. God bless u my sister, In your lifetime u shall see a new nigeria.

Am being realistic.. APC's change is just in name only.. Most of its members were the same people that put Nigeria in the level we are in now.. Am not expecting instant success but @ least they should start doing something no matter how small.. This govt is stagnant. They ve no idea on how to implement anything only to talk talk.. I pray Nigeria gets better

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Is One Of The Best Performing Governors – Emir Sanusi by chymystique(f): 10:03am On Nov 26, 2015

Like seriously? Chai, you raw o

Na that one your eyes go see well well grin... #BadGuy
Politics / Re: NNPC Apologises To Nigerians For Fuel Scarcity by chymystique(f): 9:29am On Nov 26, 2015
Lol...worst ever? shocked bae talk true na Well, you are always Anti-APC so ain't surprise at all.

Lol. Its not a matter of anti- APC... the way APC promised Nigerians heaven and earth, we expected @least something better not worse..


Politics / Re: NNPC Apologises To Nigerians For Fuel Scarcity by chymystique(f): 9:19am On Nov 26, 2015
We dont want apology, We want Action!... This APC led govt is the worst ever! PMB doesnt even care @ all.. He is busy Jetting from one country to another on the expense of Taxpayers! No focus or BluePrint on how to handle issues but gave himself Petroleum Portfolio...

MouthAction Government undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5K: How Will Federal Government Capture Data Of All Unemployed Youths? by chymystique(f): 9:16am On Nov 26, 2015
Which Data? Guy you don enter one chance o if you waiting for the 5k! BTW, as of today 5k cant even be enough for feeding. Lol... Believe anything APC says @ your own peril.. APC is SCAM!


Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Is One Of The Best Performing Governors – Emir Sanusi by chymystique(f): 9:07am On Nov 26, 2015
A very Big Irony!

Seems Like Sanusi was either High on Edo Black Soup or might ve had a taste of my sweet Carpe Verde Cum grin...

Anyways Sanusi has no integrity so his statement aint different from a cholera infested poop


Politics / Re: Six Months After, Obasanjo Lauds Jonathan For Successful Handover To Buhari by chymystique(f): 7:40am On Nov 26, 2015
Pls how is this news
Travel / Re: Facts About Kogi State And A Nairalander Experience (pictures) by chymystique(f): 3:48pm On Nov 25, 2015
Am wondering why Kogi State is trending these days... Should be awarded the Most under developed state in Nigeria... I pray next four years whosoever is the governor should work towards bringing development there cause the place is richly blessed with natural resources


Crime / Re: Girl Flogs Boy To Death In Bayelsa by chymystique(f): 1:40pm On Nov 25, 2015

grin grin grin wetin GEJ LG mean?

Ex- President Ebele Goodluck's Local Govt Area.. why you laughing?
Crime / Re: Girl Flogs Boy To Death In Bayelsa by chymystique(f): 1:35pm On Nov 25, 2015
This one is End Time Whip Of Death in GEJ's LGA...

Wondering if it was intentional? But that girl is wicked oo

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Romance / Re: The “Green Light” That Tell You He Is ‘Really’ In Love With You.(for the Ladies) by chymystique(f): 9:51am On Nov 25, 2015
He can still be doing all these and be Having FLINGS tongue

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Romance / Re: Ladies Is He Stingy Or Just Collecting Debt by chymystique(f): 10:25pm On Nov 24, 2015
Depends on how wealthy he is that will determine if I will call him stingy or not.. BTW, 5k is a lot of money these days. The fact is if I dont want to pay I wont pay. grin so me paying him back the money and he accepting it, I wont call him stingy...
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies More Against Premarital Sex Than Guys? by chymystique(f): 1:17pm On Nov 24, 2015
Clevvermind, am wondering where and how you came to the conclusion that Gals are more against pre-marital sex than Guys.. Why dont you tell us cool

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