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Career / Re: Why Most Men Do Not Want Their Wives To Work by chymystique(f): 4:09pm On Sep 04, 2015
Very Useless and Lame Reasons From an Insecured Husband...

Any man that gives any of these as his reason for not allowing his wife work is not a MAN undecided

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Politics / Re: Wickedness From Hell: Illegal Demolition At Ifo LGA Of Ogun State. by chymystique(f): 1:59pm On Sep 04, 2015
Billions of naira worth of properties in ifo? Please where exactly in ifo? .. Ogun state asides Abeokuta needs total overhauling of most of its structures starting with their secretariats. Sorry though about your property
Health / Re: This Is Embarrasing Me...i Feel Pain. HELP by chymystique(f): 10:44pm On Sep 03, 2015
its seems like you ve Candidiasis infection, Pls go see a Doctor tommorrow so you can be placed on meds immediately. #Goodluck
Politics / Re: Now I Accept Buhari Hates The South East by chymystique(f): 9:17pm On Sep 03, 2015
[size=15pt]Attention Seeker![/size]

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Romance / Re: I Have Fetish For Ladies With Pimples On Their Face Or Body by chymystique(f): 2:50pm On Sep 03, 2015
czarr:
Strange.
But there's worse


Lol.. Nothing seems strange these days oo.. I know a man that gets turned on by unshaved armpit and pubic hairs.... I dey laugh OP, him never Jam those big pimple boils with pus that are irritatingly oily... By the time he tastes those pus, am sure his mentality go change afterwards

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Celebrities / Re: Jesse Jagz: I Have Not Been To Church In 8 Years by chymystique(f): 2:35pm On Sep 03, 2015
[size=14pt]Who Cares?? He can as well match straight to hell for all i care, Making Heaven is a personal race undecided... [/size]

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Politics / Re: Wike Governing Rivers Like A Dictator – APC by chymystique(f): 9:08am On Sep 03, 2015
APC pls cry me a river! Go and tell that to your Dullard President whose sense of integrity and reasoning is @ zero level.. APC is Evil! angry

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Romance / Re: Ladies pls Take Note: How Can I Have Sex Without Getting Pregnant? by chymystique(f): 11:24pm On Sep 02, 2015
By practicing safe sex with condoms we dont mean using "Gold Circle". Thanks lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Done Well In His First 100 Days – NANS by chymystique(f): 8:48pm On Sep 02, 2015
NANS is a time bomb waiting to explode... they are one of the major problems we ve in this country.. Silly Thugs parading themeselves as Nigerian students mouthpiece..
Politics / Re: Suicide Bomber Arrested In Bauchi While Trying To Blow Up Motor Park by chymystique(f): 3:53pm On Sep 02, 2015
Pls what has the FG being doing with all these sucide bombers that were caught in the past??
Na so the bus I almost boarded like 2hrs ago, 4females were on black nicqab and seriously reading the koranic book... Fear grip me cause the only thought in my mind was Boko Haram and Female sucide bombers...

PMB said BH will be history in two months if elected, its almost 100days and no positive results instead it seems they ve found ways to infiltrate the West region.... Magician Buhari should call his siblings to order oo undecided

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Romance / Re: Help! I've Been Friendzoned Again... by chymystique(f): 11:17pm On Sep 01, 2015
Teempakguy:
of course. grin
They can still be friends. cool
Of course, the the lover boy/girl must be made to realize that he has no chances with the lady. Because hope is a dangerous thing in these circumstances. cheesy

But no matter, guys will always talk about the friendzone. grin come on, even you should know in the guy world, something like that would be able to rank superiority.
For instance, obviously, a guy who's never been friendzoned in his life is a better male than one who gets friendzoned by every single girl he's had a chat with.


Now you see why the friendzone is such a hot topic among the guy folk. wink


Lol.. IMO, All guys ve being friendzoned @ some point in their lives before they regained their senses even if its for a week.. the person that coined the word "friendzone" needs to ve his brain autobooted... arrrghh! Thanks for the clarification though smiley
Romance / Re: Help! I've Been Friendzoned Again... by chymystique(f): 10:55pm On Sep 01, 2015
Teempakguy:

when you love someone and they don't love you back, your heart breaks anytime you see them. It's like what happens when someone dumps or jilts you. Except in this case, you don't get to hate the other person. They're not your ex. They're your friend. And the worst part is, you get to see them with other people. Most of the time, people who you feel are not right for them. And it's often hard to continue to see the person. Imagine them getting all cosy on you, telling you all their secrets, introducing you to their partners. As a friend. All while having feelings. You get jealousy of course, but you can't act on it because you're their friends . . .

Do you seriously think the above is a humane condition to subject a person to? One who is especially your friend?

What a crazy world. You are right.. Was once guilty of this same thing in the past and sincerely I never thought of it in this way you explained above. But my point is in a case whereby the lady is single and doesnt want to date anyone "feelings" is not enough reason to quit such friendship meaning @ this point the lady aint going to be cozy cause there is no secret/rship for to confide about. Just friends to keep each other company
Romance / Re: Help! I've Been Friendzoned Again... by chymystique(f): 8:33pm On Sep 01, 2015
Teempakguy:
there is something bad about being friendzoned.
Pls what? Am wondering


llaykorn:

The friend-zone concept is a sexist idea that was invented by dudes who don't understand how attraction works just to punish women.
And, It stemmed up from the mistaken ideas that a woman can choose to be sexually attracted to a person whom, for whatever reason, she currently isn’t, and that a woman should somehow be obligated to “choose” a man based on how much time he’s spent with her, how many favors he’s done for her, or any other such perceived “investment.”


what of incases where by the lady has being showing the guy love and doing him favours with innocent mind(no strings attached) and eventually the guy starts loving and developing feelings for the lady.. The lady turning him down and wanting to be just friends with him, Is it friendzone too? Cause ve experienced it even though later they still retrace their steps and become just friends with me... what am trying to ask is why should "feelings" from one partner be the reason why platonic friendship cant work?

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Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Girl's Box by chymystique(f): 11:25am On Sep 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
See them pro cheaters. cheesy


Op, you mean you can't smell a lie that's right under your nose?


One thing about cheating is "Thou should not be a suspect or caught". I am no cheat but I think ve learnt a lot about how cheats work even though I decided to turn a blind eye... I said the gal is learner unto I myself was once around a cheat who did worst things esp the phonebook names part... Pro cheats dont change names like she did cause its quite obvious(thats how she sold herself out) and they are way way smarter. For eg the condom part, the pro cheat whom when I saw condoms and viagra in his lappy bag in his house swore it was for his cousin and the cousin admitted it was his... I feel for the OP though, knowing the truth and wishing its not true

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Romance / Re: Help! I've Been Friendzoned Again... by chymystique(f): 11:10am On Sep 01, 2015
Sincerely is there anything bad in someone being friendzoned?? They way guys take it these days like its leprosous...
Romance / Re: She Saw Porn In My Laptop While Searching For A Movie,what Should I Do Pls? by chymystique(f): 11:02am On Sep 01, 2015
Na wa oo for some dudes... She saw porn in your system and SO WHAT? Whether she is your gf or not, na your lappy.. What of people that watch and delete nko? In recent century, an average youth has porn or watches porn...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Ban Small Girls From Using Hijab – Northern Elder, Sani by chymystique(f): 9:23am On Sep 01, 2015
I dont care if PMB bans it or not afterall na their region and fellow northern brothers that they are bombing.... They should even mandate them all to wear nicqab.... Wareva to them! undecided
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Girl's Box by chymystique(f): 8:27am On Sep 01, 2015
Dude you ve being demoted to a side bf... You are officially a spare tyre! A new and better sheriff is in town for your so called gf...

BTW, that your gf is a LEARNER cool

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Romance / Re: How To Regain My Virginity Without Surgery. by chymystique(f): 4:06pm On Aug 31, 2015
hmmm, I think you should tell the guy the truth that you no more a virgin... if he cant accept you the way you are then he can as well swerve....

As for regaining your virginity not possible... Hymen doesnt grow back. Surgery and using Eve Magic stick will only tighten it... You shouldnt be worried as long as your kitten aint wide na

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Politics / Re: [photos] Pastor Forces All Church Members To Convert To Islam by chymystique(f): 3:36pm On Aug 31, 2015
They ve been hypnotised.... Imam Juju @ work
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are In An Abusive Relationship by chymystique(f): 11:43am On Aug 31, 2015
freecocoa:
I haven't read the trilogy but from what I know, she knew what she was getting into, no?


Ana didnt know what she was getting into cause she was naive on what relationships were about. Anyways when she understood what she got into she quickly adapted and so wouldnt call is abuse anymore cause it was consentual...

My point is in some abusive relationship, the abused dont usually mind being abused and most times tends to like it... though to the eyes of the world its a psychological disorder
Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are In An Abusive Relationship by chymystique(f): 10:41am On Aug 31, 2015
freecocoa:
Was Anastacia abused?

Yes she felt and was abused till she UNDERSTOOD Christian's sexual preference.. ie if you ve read the book triology.

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Politics / Re: Governor Ayade Trapped On Calabar-Ikom Road by chymystique(f): 10:26am On Aug 31, 2015
kai! Why was he and his entourage not stuck on the muddy terrain? This is good @ least by next week he will do something about the road...

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Romance / Re: LADIES:... Not Wearing Bra And Pants How Do You Even Feel Comfortable?? by chymystique(f): 11:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
krazydave:



"sleeping nude...." according to you

so, why would they wear such and comfortably walk on the streets... If truly it feels like sleeping/walking nude?

hmMm. Cos they are comfortable in it.. Dunnoo why its a big deal to you... Most gals dont wear panties out these days and you wont know unless you are told.. its choice sir
Romance / Re: Help Me Decode This Girl, I Am Confused, What Is She Doing? by chymystique(f): 11:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
I think she is very fond of you and cares about you very much... The only probs is you are gonna be "that bestie" to ve occassional flings with mayb but not real relationship unto she doesnt feel that butterfly affection for you and I wont blame her if she is jealous, its normal smiley... Be Just her friend for now till she makes up her mind on what she wants unless you wanna be the rebound guy and pls dont forget to search for another gf
Romance / Re: LADIES:... Not Wearing Bra And Pants How Do You Even Feel Comfortable?? by chymystique(f): 11:16pm On Aug 30, 2015
Its no big deal. Its as comfortable as one sleeping nudee... As long as the legs are close properly and the t¡ts are taped up wink

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Romance / Re: 5 Signs You Are In An Abusive Relationship by chymystique(f): 11:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
Hi! Am Anastasia Steele comes to mind.



#50shades cool


And the most appalling thing is those gals in such relationship related cases above do say that the guy care about them very much thats why he acts such way.

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Politics / Re: The Question No APC Member Can Answer! by chymystique(f): 7:40pm On Aug 30, 2015
The most appalling thing is that they ve being in power for more than 30yrs and still they are the most archaic and undeveloped region in the whole country.

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Politics / Re: Eight Reasons President Buhari Is Already A Failure by chymystique(f): 7:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
PMB is a two-tongued hypocrite, a bigot and a dictator who has no integrity whatsoever

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Romance / Re: How Can One Remain Faithful To His/her Spouse??? by chymystique(f): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
temitemi1:
Just wondering how guys that are willing to remain faithful to their spouse stand the day-day temptation?

Why do I ve this feeling you ve already cheated on your partner even if not by having sex before creating this thread. If you cant be faithful to yourself, you cant be faithful to your partner. Its no biggie, it all depends on your moral values and mindset.
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Smart Monkey Seen Wearing Barca Jersey In Abuja Market by chymystique(f): 12:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
If not for the tail in the third pix, person for think say the monkey na person toddler wey dey play gringrin
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Has Forgotten So Soon By Reno Omokri by chymystique(f): 12:02pm On Aug 30, 2015
I cant believe people are taking oshiomOLE seriously when its so obvious he is having mouth diahoera... Too much carpe verde cum has wiped away his sense of reasoning. His state is in a mess and he is busy pointing fingers instead of fixing it.. politicians and their two tongued mouth

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