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Culture / Re: Enugu Community Where Green Snakes Are Kings, Queens, Battle Men Of God by chymystique(f): 9:45am On Oct 21, 2015
Must you title it Ekweremadu's Community Don?? Is he the one that started the tradition?? Everything must not be associated with politics... Thats the tradition and the indigenes are not complaining so everyone should deal with it. Na wa oh

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Missing Certificates by chymystique(f): 1:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
What do you want Nlanders to do? We are not prophets and soothsayers. Why dont you sit down and calmly remember the last time you used them and if you can remember the series of events like where you dropped it afterwards.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Amaechi Will Be Screened Tomorrow by chymystique(f): 11:41am On Oct 20, 2015
Shame on APC and their Fake anti Corruption Mantra!

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Politics / Re: APC To Senate: Petitions Can’t Stop Amaechi, Others by chymystique(f): 7:36am On Oct 20, 2015
Seems like APC is the worst thing to happen to Nigeria... Worse than PDP... #Hypocrites

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Politics / Re: The Era Of "Prosecute Your Own Thief, Leave Mine For Me" by chymystique(f): 8:59pm On Oct 19, 2015
PMB and APC's anti corruption campaign is for their enemies ONLY.... If PMB was a true man of integrity as he claimed, he wouldnt ve nominated these alleged criminals and those that ve cases/petitions against them to be members of his cabinet. According to APC's theorem,
"When you are a member of their party and in Good terms with the president and Political Godfathers eg, BAT, you are automatically cleansed of your sins of corruption and now a SAINT"...

This Four years One chance ride with the ruling party aint going to be an easy one

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Nairaland / General / Re: More Photos From Popular Nairalanders, Silverdam And Mrvocalprowess Hang Out by chymystique(f): 3:41pm On Oct 19, 2015
hmmmm, lemme not say whats on my mind but lemme say it.. These pics has been screaming "We are Gay". And OP confirmed it with his gay texts grin

Mrvocalpower- the slim guy, how come you kept your legs that way? Person mess up with your a$$ before you took this pics asin was it too painful? Aint appropriate for a male tho

Silverdam looks like one of my students "Joshua". Cute sha

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Crime / Re: 71-year-old Man Rapes Runaway Pupil In Ogun (Pictured) by chymystique(f): 3:35pm On Oct 19, 2015
sabi99:
do u stay there?

You ve asked me two questions today already on two different threads how many you want make I answer... Okay, This one is a Yes and the other is a No.
Crime / Re: Fraudster Who Impersonated Lagos, Ondo Deputy Governors Arrested (Pictured) by chymystique(f): 3:22pm On Oct 19, 2015
An example of the bad eggs giving the hard working igbos bad name... See how unkempt he is looking... Lazy man

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: High Unemployment In Nigeria by chymystique(f): 3:03pm On Oct 19, 2015
Eaganguolly:
Imagine finishing school long ago without any job. Finish masters and yet still no job. Running a phd program still no job. Am tired of continuing d phd program. Worst is that d little i get is been used for paying school bills. I hv M.Eng Electronic Engr (communication option) and same in view for phd while my first degree is in computer Engr. Am based in d southeast. Any assistance will be appreciated. Thanks

Why dont you go into Lecturing Profession since you ve almost everything... Try going to your alma mater and meeting your HOD to discuss if you can be employed even if its part-time till something tangible comes up...
You should pray too esp against any evil principality hanging your destiny somewhere.. All the best

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: MPG Resources by chymystique(f): 2:53pm On Oct 19, 2015
I just got an invite from this MPG inviting me for a test tommorrow @ the above venue when I didnt even apply to their coy.. They should pay in money into my account so I can come if they are serious.. Thank God for google...

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Has Abandoned Imo For His Son-in-law, He Should Resign – Onuegbu by chymystique(f): 10:51am On Oct 19, 2015
ilovecritics:


YES HE OWNS IT. I LIVE IN OWERRI.
HE HAS TAKEN IMO STATE TO 1950.

HE IS A BIG DISGRACE AND A BIG HOAX.
HIS WIFE, DAUGHTER AND SISTER OWNS EATERIES AND ALL SORTS OF ESTABLISHMENTS IN OWERRI.
I WONDER WHAT THE APC GOVERNMENT IS EVEN DOING.

THEY WILL RUSH TO ARREST PDP MEMBERS BUT ALLOW THERE CRIMINAL MEMBERS TO ROAM FREE.

PDP MEMBERS ARE JUST WEAK, IF I WERE UP THERE, FOR REAL I WON'T TAKE THIS SHII. GOD KNOWS!!

ROCHAS HAS EMBEZZLED FUNDS AND LEFT US ALL TO DIE HERE. YOU NEED TO SEE THE ROADS.. GOD WILL PUNIS# THEM ALL.

Pharaoh! Is that You? Lol.. You are looking younger than you should be.. how come? Jeez! What a small world! Its been ages grin.. Dont bother asking who I am cause you will never figure me out.. haha... #NwaOrjiOwerri


OnankpaBa:

mod!!! ban him for using that word
Lol... You shouldnt ve replied that dude.. He is so uncouth.. I always ignore
Crime / Re: 71-year-old Man Rapes Runaway Pupil In Ogun (Pictured) by chymystique(f): 10:43am On Oct 19, 2015
That man is sick seriously...

BTW, it seems the girl was enjoying it cause I dont see reason why she keeps going to him to collect money when she knows what would happen next...


Ogun state is the most unsafe state in Nigeria after NE states... Rape, Pedophilism, Robbery is the order of the day here.

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Romance / Re: Some Ladies And Their Mumu Smartness.. My Encounter<< by chymystique(f): 10:31am On Oct 19, 2015
For your mind you are Smart... I blame that girl sef undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: See What A Man Was Spotted Doing On Third Mainland Bridge This Morning(pic) by chymystique(f): 10:20am On Oct 19, 2015
Lmao!! That's someone's father and husband... #Shameless

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Romance / Re: what is love by chymystique(f): 9:16am On Oct 19, 2015
well thats for those with loose v@gina. If its still very tight you dont need to clasp it for him to ve his "heaven on earth" moment. smiley
Politics / Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by chymystique(f): 8:51am On Oct 19, 2015
Sincerely Nigerians are on a One Chance ride with this APC led government that their AKA is "Sanctimonious Party or Party Of Saints". My own is as long as Amaechi was nominated a Minister, all these anti-corruption crusade chant is just a Mere Witch-hunt on this govt percieved enemies.... The only things this govt sabi are to spread propagandas, blame others for their incompetence and taking irrelevant pictures...

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Politics / Re: See Adams Oshiomhole Digging It Out On Stage With An Edo Man(pic) by chymystique(f): 8:43am On Oct 19, 2015
Those days before he started drinking my very sweet carpe verde juice and suffering from the afliction "mouth diahorea"
Politics / Re: Okorocha Has Abandoned Imo For His Son-in-law, He Should Resign – Onuegbu by chymystique(f): 8:37am On Oct 19, 2015
oluwaSmith1:


God bless you jare
And you too dear

DONSMITH123:

wao...you mean Rochas owned that construction company?
Am not sure who owns it but its possible it's his.. Cause the way Politicians now Front Companies with the help of expartiates so as to be milking the country dry

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Has Abandoned Imo For His Son-in-law, He Should Resign – Onuegbu by chymystique(f): 8:21am On Oct 19, 2015
kayboy4y:
Wailers...140 days is short for ur wailing talk more of 16yrs...

Which one is 140days?! He has been the governor since 2011 so he has the right to wail.. So thats your excuse for his failure? am sure you ve never been to imo state so pls stick it in

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Has Abandoned Imo For His Son-in-law, He Should Resign – Onuegbu by chymystique(f): 8:15am On Oct 19, 2015
I knew that Rochas Okorocha's second tenure as a governor would be disastrous! Even his body language few months to the election was a proof.. Ikedi Ohakim's tenure was better... Imo state is now a mess... Rochas and Roche Contractors duped imolites with their substandard roads that couldnt even last upto 3yrs... Everyone knows he is grooming his son-in-law to take over from him in 2019 but he will receive a shocker...

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Politics / Re: Ministerial Nominee, Anthony Anwukah, Was Convicted By High Court For Corruption by chymystique(f): 8:20pm On Oct 18, 2015
Buhari and Criminals are like 5 and 6.. Be painting himself saint meanwhile his goons be doing his dirty job... As long as his likes and Amaechi were nominated, his anti corruption chant is a just a Sham... anti- Corruption gbakwa oku undecided

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Politics / Re: You Are Still A Dictator -PDP Tells Buhari ….APC Anti-Corruption Crusade, A Sham by chymystique(f): 6:05pm On Oct 18, 2015
Every one knows that PMB is Mr Yeyegrity who scammed gullible Nigerians into believing that he has something to offer

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mistake On His WAEC Certificate Poses A Challenge To Him In The Labour Market by chymystique(f): 9:27pm On Oct 17, 2015
Rizin:


very simple and short.
1. Go to waec office and they will tell u how to draft the affidavits.
2. Take the later to court to type n sign as affidavits
3. Return to waec office for them to stamp and minute on it......................
4. Attach the original to ur waec result n use it wherever u go.
Note: just like ur NYSC certificate no body will change the result for u.
Thank u

pls I ve the same probs too and 2yrs older. I swore an affidavit but waec office didnt stamp on it and am not in the state where I registered my waec... Can I take it to WAEC office in my present location?? Is it necessary since I ve my birth certificate with me too??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Story How My Sister Got A Good Job Will Inspire You If You Are Unemployed by chymystique(f): 1:23pm On Oct 17, 2015
The owner of the thread aint bothered about my previous comment and some are already carrying it on their shoulders like a burden. For those quoting me and saying rubbish... I Dont Give a Fvck and you guys can as well follow the man's direction in the pixs below. tongue

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Politics / Re: Naija by chymystique(f): 10:53am On Oct 17, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:

PDP will not field any of these morally bankrupt people. We have credible and sellable northern candidates that will kick out Buhari and APC in 2019(I will do an article on them later).

PDP is rising....

I like your faith though in PDP and am not referring to Saraki and Atiku.. I mean the name "PDP" cant ve a shot @ Presidency even if they field the best northerner till they rebrand in all forms esp name changing just as APC is PDP extension party. If not they are going to fail woefully and I dont think PMB would even allow free and fair like GEJ mind you.


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Romance / Re: How True Is This Picture? by chymystique(f): 10:47am On Oct 17, 2015
That last pics though! The man don old prematurely with wrinkles due to stress. And that baby in the middle just occupied the whole bed smiling mischieveously... gringringringrin

Politics / Re: Naija by chymystique(f): 10:32am On Oct 17, 2015
Tonye, PDP is as good as dead remaining for the burial rites to be complete as long as having a shot @ the Presidency position is concerned. The sooner they change name, logo, mission statement, restructure the party, its members and etcetra, the better for them... but if its still these bunch of recycled thieves in the party that hop from one party to another, Am sorry they wont stand a chance @ Presidency even if they like they should zone to the post to Buhari's brother...

BTW, what makes you guys think PMB will allow PDP to take over from him in 2019?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Story How My Sister Got A Good Job Will Inspire You If You Are Unemployed by chymystique(f): 10:23am On Oct 17, 2015
Your grammer made the story kinda uninspiring, boring and unapt to read. Its well.

Perserverance cool

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Politics / Re: Newspaper Vendor Demands N50m From Asuquo-Etim And Apology For Assault by chymystique(f): 3:22pm On Oct 16, 2015
The tale written up there doesnt add up and make sense @ all... They should tell us the real story.

As for the 50M, he should forget it cause this is Nigeria

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Politics / Re: PDP Is The Grandfather Of Democracy In Nigeria – Mimiko by chymystique(f): 9:23am On Oct 16, 2015
If PDP is the GRANDFATHER of Democracy, Who is the FATHER?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo And The Copenhegan Foundation Visit Aso Rock (photos) by chymystique(f): 9:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
nightmile:


[s]Please show us the picture of the vulture you call your father..[/s]

My dad is a very handsome gentle man who doesnt seek unnecessary attention unlike like yours thats so uncouth and a tout... if my comment dey pain you, go jump off a cliff. ihu mkpi... bye

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