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Romance / Re: Ladies, These Are The Reasons Why Men Hurt You by chymystique(f): 11:55am On Nov 03, 2015
Nonsense write up with no tangible reason undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: When The Light Comes Up In The Club, And It's Your Brother (picture) by chymystique(f): 8:12pm On Nov 01, 2015
See Gobe!! The guy dey high ni wella gringrin
Anyways I dont club and I dont ve a brother so I gat no worries cheesy
Business / Re: How Can I Link My BVN Account From One Bank To My Other Accounts? by chymystique(f): 8:09pm On Nov 01, 2015
ubiquitousade:


now that bvn registration has closed, there is nothing much you can do. Just forget about that account in Fidelity Bank.
But peradventure it will be extended, take your bvn from GTB to Fidelity so they can link it together

Pls I forgot I had an NYSC account which is fidelity and I just remembered this morning I ve not linked it, what will happen to my allawee and account??
Politics / Re: Gov. Ibikunle Amosun, The People Are Not Smiling (1) by chymystique(f): 8:05pm On Nov 01, 2015
Spot on Op! When I hear people hail Gov Amosun I wonder if its only abeokuta he is governing.. Idiroko rd, Ijoko, infact the whole roads in Adodo/ota needs to be re-built, papalanto- ewekoro-ifo rd, some parts of ofada is a pure mess! Some times I wonder how OBJ enters his farm cause that road is dead.. Someone should beg Amosun and the Chairmen representing these areas to do something..

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Politics / Re: Fake Ministerial Portfolios ‘in Circulation’ - The Cable by chymystique(f): 7:57pm On Nov 01, 2015
Not my Business.. This govt is just taking Nigerians on a one chance ride with their actions.. No Focus undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4 Costly Mistakes Why Fresh Graduates Remain Unemployed by chymystique(f): 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
So Op, you telling us if we do all these you stated as solution we will all ve jobs... I Think the problem is Few White collar Job opportunites compared with the number of graduates churned out every year by different higher institutions... and Nigerian economy/govt aint helping matters

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Romance / Re: Your P*NIS Hygiene** by chymystique(f): 8:08pm On Oct 31, 2015
Powder around the Joystick! shocked ... Do some people actually do that? Hian lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Possible Is Romance Without Finance? by chymystique(f): 8:58pm On Oct 30, 2015
midehi2:

can i ask a question?

is it every broke guy that is lazy?

Its not every broke guy that is lazy. Most people get broke all the time. Based on the way he described the guy is lazy cause I dont know why a healthy young man shouldnt find something doing to earn a daily living.. Even if its helping out where you can earn 300naira a day its something.. and such a person shouldnt be reasoning relationships but Focus on achieving something for himself.
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Possible Is Romance Without Finance? by chymystique(f): 8:09pm On Oct 30, 2015
NaijaOptimist:
The guy must not necessarily be stinking rich, atleast he should be able to finance transportation for both of you, two bottle of drinks and snacks.

But, in a situation that he cannot even afford the above, or it is the lady that is to finance it. Not mention financing your make up, fixing and the likes.

Will these kind of romance be acceptable to you?


Its possible very well but am wondering why such a guy should be in a relationship in the first place instead of trying to make a living and something for himself... Like seriously any guy that is healthy and so broke as you described above is Lazy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Problem with First Bank Nigeria Insurance Job site by chymystique(f): 2:52pm On Oct 29, 2015
wristbangle:


Here. Romote ke! Are u serving @ the moment?

lol. Yes I am. Actually the place aint remote just that network and light is quite terrible. The worst ve ever seen in my life and for that matter the place is around OBJ's farm.. I will keep trying.
Romance / Re: 10 Signs Your Partner Will Be Faithful To You by chymystique(f): 2:32pm On Oct 29, 2015
You ve not met a very smart cheat OP.. cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Problem with First Bank Nigeria Insurance Job site by chymystique(f): 11:29am On Oct 28, 2015
wristbangle:


I beg babe no wound my head with your comment grin. Which browser nai u use? though I have applied but it was in the mid night. Instead of client service officer, I saw customer service officer and I applied ASAP.


I used my phone browser.. i' ve registered alright but couldnt upload my documents so I intend using my system to try it again maybe midnight just that here is so romote so waiting for light.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Problem with First Bank Nigeria Insurance Job site by chymystique(f): 7:34am On Oct 28, 2015
Couldnt even complete my registration before I closed the pages out of annoyance.. The person that built designed and developed that site needs to redesign it for easy access like other sitesundecided
Health / Re: Abnormal Sexual Activities Increase Risk Of Kidney Infection – Physician by chymystique(f): 10:16pm On Oct 27, 2015
vizkiz:


I sent a request since Saturday angry


Lol. Nag Nag. Check your mail
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shortcut Techniques in Solving Dragnet/SHL/Kenexa/Cubik Numerical test by chymystique(f): 9:32pm On Oct 27, 2015
Dmainman may allah bless you more jare... This is really an eye opener for me and I learnt a great deal from the examples.. Am really impressed @ those shortcuts
Health / Re: Abnormal Sexual Activities Increase Risk Of Kidney Infection – Physician by chymystique(f): 8:11pm On Oct 27, 2015
I guess he must be refering to males esp those that like anall sexx cause their urethra has double functions. Females una hear? Don wipe your poop forward grin
Culture / Re: Igbo:what Is N'ihi Na by chymystique(f): 1:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
"Because Of"

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Go For A Wedding Uninvited And You See Your Boo Is The Bride by chymystique(f): 1:13pm On Oct 25, 2015
Lol... But e no go funny o .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pal Pension Ltd Aptitude Test by chymystique(f): 12:54pm On Oct 24, 2015
lisimmo:
Practice aptitude tests and interview questions from your mobile phone with MyJob mobile app
It features questions from Dragnet, Shl, Workforce etc

You can download it at these URls
www.e-testpedia.com/myjob.apk
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=myjob.akinola.com.myjob

see screenshots below


Please are you the Akintola guy that created this app? Cause am having issues with his terms of agreement
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Promises Massive Solar Power In One Year by chymystique(f): 11:18pm On Oct 23, 2015
APC and their One Chance Promises... They should fulfil three out of their thousands of campaign promises then we can as well start believing them a lil else they should go tell these stories to the birds
Jokes Etc / Re: When She Forgot She Told You She's A Virgin by chymystique(f): 11:05pm On Oct 23, 2015
[size=14pt]LWKMD!!!! gringringringrin[/size]

no time jare. The thing don sweet sotey she forget say she be virgin for mouth not in pv$s¥ cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job!!! by chymystique(f): 10:38pm On Oct 23, 2015
Congrats smiley... Cant wait to ve a real Job with a better employer and not the nag am stuck with it..
Politics / Re: African Union Taps Buhari To Lead Anti-corruption Fight In Africa. by chymystique(f): 8:44am On Oct 23, 2015
omenka:
African leaders appear impressed with his witchunting techniques and are begging him to spread same beyond the borders of his country. They are people whose opinions matter in the grand scheme of things in the continent and not a helpless and insignificant e-noise maker like you. grin


Yes I know my opinion doesnt matter but last time I checked I ve my fundamental Right to voice out my opinion on any issue I deem is my concern. The so called those that their opinion matters keeps holding the continent to ransom with their mediocre reasoning


shogz89:
enemy of progress... Why should dey hunt you if you are not a witch,,, tell me what you would do to a witch tormenting your life if not to hunt them down. grin grin grin

Then it should be acknowledged as WItch Hunting and not Anti- Corruption.

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Politics / Re: African Union Taps Buhari To Lead Anti-corruption Fight In Africa. by chymystique(f): 8:29am On Oct 23, 2015
Anti-corruption my foot. PMB is busy witch-hunting his enemies and not fighting corruption.... this is one of the reasons why Africa is still stagnant... They should keep waiting for anti corruption fight till they grow weeds as hairs

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Is Like Biblical Esther, He Has Shamed His Enemies – APC by chymystique(f): 8:27am On Oct 23, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

and it also seems u re the worst thing ever to happen to womanhood.

now i knw why even a truck pusher dnt want to have anytin wit u as a woman.

What A Wasted Existence.

but find solace wit d possibility that a nxt life frm u might be better. But I Still Doubt It.

Ahhh,.. o ma se o!


Lol. I can see you so pained by my comment thats why you carrying it on your chest like your destiny depends on it.. You are a non-entity as long as am concerned your opinion about me doesnt matter.. I dont know you or you me... Go get a life. #okbye
Politics / Re: Amaechi Is Like Biblical Esther, He Has Shamed His Enemies – APC by chymystique(f): 7:30pm On Oct 22, 2015
Shame on APC and PMB's anti corruption agenda.... seems like APC is the worst thing to happen to Nigeria... Worse than PDP.... Quoting the bible to suit their selfish act qont change the fact that PMB disappointed so many Nigerians... Integrity my foot!

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Crime / Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by chymystique(f): 4:45pm On Oct 22, 2015
i dont keep such friends so its not possible for me to receive such texts from a friend

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Fall For The Sluts And Not The Natural Girls? by chymystique(f): 4:29pm On Oct 22, 2015
Is that Jealousy or Envy am percieving? lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: This Is What It Feels Like To Be A Female On Social Media(photo) by chymystique(f): 1:31pm On Oct 22, 2015
itsIYKE:
its true for majority....even the average looking ones get more attention than they can handle
Rapsodee:
hmm.
which category are u

Em em, my mind was a bit occupied and didnt comprehend the topic before commenting...

You are right tho itsIYKE
@Rapsodee, i dont know o
Romance / Re: This Is What It Feels Like To Be A Female On Social Media(photo) by chymystique(f): 12:22pm On Oct 22, 2015
hmmm... not true for every female...
Politics / Re: Pls Help! This Is Abuja (photos) by chymystique(f): 3:43pm On Oct 21, 2015
[size=16pt]Their Owner is Occupying the number one seat in Nigeria which is Located at Abuja so thats why you see the cows Flexing freely on the roads without fear grin[/size]

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Culture / Re: Enugu Community Where Green Snakes Are Kings, Queens, Battle Men Of God by chymystique(f): 10:17am On Oct 21, 2015
OnankpaBa:




See my angel defending snakes worship...are you from that state?

Tell me now o so that i will think well grin grin

Lol.. Am an Ethiopian not even a Nigerian... So you ve nothing to worry wink



Er0ticAngela:
[s]Diabolic things like this can only happen in Biafra. Btw, why is ike ekremadu not saying anything about Biafra ? What is he still doing in the North, Abuja ?[/s]
Cause he is not Jobless and Deluded as you. #QuestionsForThegods

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