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 Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Your Long Time Boyfriend Will Marry You by chymystique(f): 3:11pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
@ no 1? What of those that ve sex with their bfs almost on daily basis?? Multiplied by how many yrs they ve been together. some females be consoling themselves with that he has not enjoyed everything while he is busy sampling and expanding the elasticity of their honeypot.... No one wants to marry a female with slacked v@gina before child birth 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: She Is Mad At Me That I Gave Her Public Embarrasment. What Do I Do. by chymystique(f): 4:03pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Singing in Tpain and Jamie Foxx's voice "Blame it on the booze, blame it on the ah ah ah ah alcohol" Must everything be posted on Nairaland? I cant believe you asking whether to quit the relationship or not... This is definitely not our business but i can suggest that you get drunk again and poop on yaself  |
| Politics / Re: Wike Inaugurates New Special Advisers (Photos) by chymystique(f): 3:49pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
How come? I thought Wike was sacked by Election Tribunal? Haha... Only in Nigeria! Am sure Dakuku Peterside must be hyper-ventilating where ever he is  7 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At US Presidential Precinct (Photos) by chymystique(f): 2:31pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
moyinoluwabun: HARDDON: MizMyColi: 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Photos: Sarafoam Building In Lagos On Fire by chymystique(f): 2:04pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
*sarcastically* "PMB and Ambode should be held responsible"... I just pray the company is insured.. Someone's life investment. Gosh!  |
| Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At US Presidential Precinct (Photos) by chymystique(f): 1:49pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Rextayne: And your PMB that promised heaven on earth despite knowing Goodluck collapsed the economy, what has he done but comatosed the economy almost for it to be buried. He is no more Baba-go-Slow but Baba-No-Focus.. He has no plans for Nigerians only wanted to grab power by all means except to shout anti-corruption while he is busy appointing them in his cabinet... Cabinet with no blue print on how to run the country 255 Likes 31 Shares |
| Family / Re: Its Our One Year Anniversary by chymystique(f): 3:05pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
ffo you are cute! Your wife is pretty! Your baby is beautiful!... Very Cute, Pretty and Beautiful family.. I Pray God bless your marriage with more good tidyings to keep celebrating till years to come Amen  13 Likes |
| Politics / Re: I’m Not A Thief, I’m Not A Criminal – Suswam by chymystique(f): 8:06am On Nov 09, 2015 |
OnankpaBa: You are not a politician in my eyes so we aint got issues |
| Politics / Re: I’m Not A Thief, I’m Not A Criminal – Suswam by chymystique(f): 7:18am On Nov 09, 2015 |
Am not a Thief, Am not a Criminal- Gabriel Suswam I 've never taken Bribe in my life - Rotimi Amaechi Who does this politicians think they are fooling? Suswam should just shut up before he invites God's wrath.. imagine lying in the prescence of God.. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
| Programming / Re: Meet Dare Obasanjo Who Works With Microsoft by chymystique(f): 8:06pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Thats the lil Finer version of OBJ! 10 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Taraba Tribunal Judgement Ridiculous, Says Fayose by chymystique(f): 6:52pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
APC= ONE CHANCE= HYPOCRISY 2 Likes |
| Culture / Re: Olomu: Where It’s Taboo For Pregnant Woman To Die by chymystique(f): 12:25pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
What a tradition.. Like its the pregnant women's fault.. That's archaic and inhumane 19 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Buhari Has Saved Nigeria N1.4 Trillion, Says APC by chymystique(f): 1:30pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
Believe anything APC says @ your own peril. They ve a penchant for lies and propaganda without proof. A party with too many tongues and mouthaction only... The so called money that ve been saved where is it and when will this govt start functioning.. Soon they will say 4yrs is enough, they need 100yrs... APC shld stop talking and WORK.. 12 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Federal High Court Dismisses Saraki's Application Seeking To Stop His Trial by chymystique(f): 1:20pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
GOATandYAMtheory: I wont shut up o. Is that your own defence of APC's hypocrisy? .. hahaha.. 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Federal High Court Dismisses Saraki's Application Seeking To Stop His Trial by chymystique(f): 1:03pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
i thought they said APC is a party of saints, How come one of their members is running helter-skelter in order to evade justice... Yeye people  5 Likes |
| Politics / Re: No Plan To Go Back On N5,000 Allowance To Jobless Youths – APC Insists by chymystique(f): 9:59am On Nov 06, 2015 |
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| Politics / Re: No Plan To Go Back On N5,000 Allowance To Jobless Youths – APC Insists by chymystique(f): 9:46am On Nov 06, 2015 |
APC and LIE Mohammed needs to be a given a Doctorate Degree in "Lying Management"... This his statement is pure Rubbish! He didnt state how the 5k allowance will be generated or disbursed... What a govt with with multiple tongue and no Focus! This is worse than the real one chance 108 Likes 11 Shares |
| Politics / Re: You’re The Real Saboteur, Go To Hell With Your Massob–okorocha Blasts Uwazuruike by chymystique(f): 8:31am On Nov 06, 2015 |
Okorocha washing northerners pants wont give you a shot @ the presidency.. Keep deluding yourself and not go govern your small space.. Okorocha is the real Saboteur! 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Career / Re: His Employer (MD) Sent Him A Link To Apply For Another Job. by chymystique(f): 7:21am On Nov 06, 2015 |
For the MD to text him to apply and when he called he also encouraged him, then I think he should take the risk and apply.. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
| Properties / Re: How Can I Get Rid Of An Annoying Tenant? by chymystique(f): 8:34pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Something unusual is giving that tenant morale.. Are you sure he aint diabolic? I think its time you invite the police into this matter... They will vacate within days |
| Politics / Re: Niger Air Force Bombs Boko Haram Base, Arrests 20 by chymystique(f): 5:30pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Soon Bubu and NA will claim the victories |
| Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Ambode And His Wife Receives One-day Governor And His Cabinet by chymystique(f): 5:25pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
The one day governor's glasses no be here oo.. This is what Igbo people call "Ugogbeanya" |
| Politics / Re: Judge My Administration By The Number Of People That Move Out Of Poverty-Buhari by chymystique(f): 5:19pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Haha.. its now I know Bubu is a Clown! The northern region will be the main criteria for judgement.. Watching how and when they will move to prosperity with Baba Go Slow as the navigator... He should stop talking and show us Action 1 Like |
| Travel / Re: Medview Plane Makes Emergency Air Return To Lagos by chymystique(f): 4:01pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
oluwaSmith1: Ve edited my comment after reading the whole news. LORDDICE: lol.. Come and buy for N5 |
| Travel / Re: Medview Plane Makes Emergency Air Return To Lagos by chymystique(f): 3:56pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
thank God for averting whatever evil disaster that would ve happened 19 Likes 1 Share |
| Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Ogunwusi With His Wife On Their Wedding Day by chymystique(f): 3:55pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
I guess he is going to marry more wives with his new title... 9 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Is She Still A Virgin? by chymystique(f): 6:38pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
She was definitely penetrated well even if they didnt ve sex for blood to ve come out.. I dont believe her whole story though. Some people get disvirgined like that. Am sorry her hymen is broken |
| Romance / Re: 8 Annoying Things Local Girls Do In Order To Become Civilised Girls by chymystique(f): 6:32pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
Which one be Local Girl? Na wa oh |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Communication And Marketing Officer Vacancy At La Fayette Microfinance by chymystique(f): 5:20pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
| Politics / Re: APC Will Win Bayelsa Governorship Election – Tambuwal by chymystique(f): 1:42pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
Am sure Tambuwal was high when he made that statement.. Cause Sylva aint a marketable good @ all... APC is just interested in Southern Oil states and their desperation is pathetic 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please I Need Your Advise. by chymystique(f): 11:41am On Nov 04, 2015 |
dahreyM: I get your point but am telling you as of today, I ve more than 10 virgin working class girlfriends that are graduatesl... Sincerely. being a virgin in tertiary institution is quite easy.. "Make a decision and stick to it".. When I hear people complain of peer pressure, I laugh cause they are the architect of their own problems. |
| Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please I Need Your Advise. by chymystique(f): 11:11pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
dahreyM: SMH... Thats one nonsense statement. There are so many virgin gals out there who are graduates .. I dont know why some myopic guys do ve this thought that university graduates are no virgins.. |
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