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I let out a loud smelly fart, keep a striaght face and continue watching

Huh? make una no spoil me abeg oh

ifihearam: Lol
Nairaland is finished

Huh

Its my rapping skills. My GF always ask me to rap for her especially eminems part in 'no love'. I got my own rhymes though

Secondaly is my complexion. Most pple in my neighbourhood call me 'yellow'

Thirdly is my Voice

Huh?

She looks cool

Right from my nursery till senior secondary3, I never understood mathematics. Inshort I hate any sumject that got to do with NUMBERS. Nyama, my worst topics were logarithm and surds

I loved Biology. Then my teacher after giving us notes, never gave us the diagrams, we had to go look for the diagrams thence he marks it. I was very good in drawing so I won contracts from my classmates to draw for them . This realy helped as I kept on drawing diagrams and was very familiar with most of the diagrams. I had a B3 in my SSCE

I loved english. Whenever we had a test or exam on english I see pple carying text books in the name of reading. Seriously what is there to read?

I hated government. Things that had to do with craming names of political parties and the year it was formed, ewww I no fit abeg

Ola0711: [color=#000000][/color]lwkmd! Bill gates is a muslim from borno state..

Hehehe me think he's converted and now worships in okija shrine

I smell war on this thread

Abdul Adam56: Who are they?

GEJ's second and third wives

Wait oh, am I the only one seeing those scary nails on her fingers?
*takes to his heels*

Ewww ewww ewwww enough of the arguement. Now listen
Every body has a ROLE to play in the family. Now take this for an instance and answer the question that follows
•Ur mum calls that she is visiting. She arrives and finds out that the whole house is untidy and there is no already made food in the house, will she say "ah Emeka I told u I was coming and u didn't even boyher to prepare anything for ur Mother in-law"? No ofcourse, she will direct her fingers towards the wife cos she knws its her DUTY. It also applies to when she comes and she is served a verry palatable egusi soup and pounded yam, even if Nkechi had prepared it together with her husband, Nkechi still takes all the praised because it is assumed that she had prepared the food. Why is the asumption? Because it is Nkechi's DUTY.

•Ur mum comes for 'omugor' when u recently put to bed. The baby diapers is finished, No food stuf in the house, the baby has a stomach problem or baby's food is finished etc, will ur mother say 'nkechi sososo things are needed, pls dip ur hand in ur purse and bring out money for the purchase of these things" or will she ask u to TELL YOUR HUSBAND to provide all these things because she knows it is his DUTY as THE MAN


U guys should just accept ur roles and play it. I'm not saying the husband shouldn't HELP out with house chores, all I'm saying is that whenever he helps, u should always have it at the back of ur mind that he is helping you carry out ur DUTY. so apllies to when the woman contributes financialy to some family needs



Well, if u ladies are not still satisfied, I guess we turn the table around; u pay the house rent, buy food stuff, pay the electricity bill, water bill, take care of OUR medical bills, Buy US a car, finance our shopping etc while we do the house chores: cook, clean the house, wash the clothes and do the dishes. Let's see who will get tired first

Remember, house chores have. Energy saving devices dat makes it easier but the responsibilities of a man got no saving device.

My five shekels

Kai who say marriage no sweet?
*grabs a bowl of g4*
Keep it rolling guys

So make we start dey wear cloth baff because na u be the first person wey don fly for P-jet abi
How him take pose inside the jet go tell u say na borrow him borrow am

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Seriously. Must be his swajja. Is he even up to 5'5?[/size]

Hey u guys shouldn't talk lyk dat. Even the shortest person in this world is attractive to sum1

Ah can sumbody explain to me what my eyes are seeing? Can't believe this

babyosisi: Chineke mee


Are you one of her clients
See trouble o

U never see anything, ddnt u read the letter the blogger sent to the duo and saw as our fellow morally sound Nigerians (even ladies) chanting that the blogger should mind her business

***looks around*** where are u guys na, won't u come and defend your lovely COSSY ORJIAKOR

mynameisjade: I see for lack of wat to do u go abt quotin n unquotin comments abi
"Sum Yaba left tins"

Abhbeg I don't have ur time
***yawns, hops into a chopper and takes of***

U can keep talking

Vikin: E no sweet, and emmmm.....I forgot to laugh!

It wasn't meant for eating dear and I never expected u to laugh