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Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

@area boy

Abeg, explain that VIN check again for me because I no really sabi am.

Tgirl

Na true you talk. Na jargon dey nairaland now any one go still dey check once in a while

Aunty Osisi

Abeg, i still need that money to buy GUNS wey I go use get better and plenty money.

SAVE A SOUL

@laji

Just keep on praying and put all your hopes in GOD. He will not fail You

And also strive as much as possible to make up for your lapses. All is well

Remember, a little sleep, a little slumber, so shall your needs creep upon you,

You are all spoilt pikins.

GET AWAY FROM me and make una no spoil me for my mama

I used to run away fro school before closing hours just to come and f*ck our housemaid. But, at least she was old enough to tell me if she was interested or not in order not to take carnal knowledge of her.

Damn mehnn, I miss those days and those f*cking hours.

What else do you want from me?

Let me know

Don't have a clue about america,

May be I should ask my coz who stays there

END OF THREAD

chiogo:
LMAO!! Now I see you're retarded. I'm not going to drop out of school in my last year. You done lost your mind!

Naw, I'm kidding, I don't want the money especially not from someone I don't know. So, you can have the money,

You seem desperate.

What is the big deal in dropping out of school, besides Bill Gates is a drop out,

Well good for you to stay in school, just read your books and leave gun running for the Salieri family, we the money for GUNS

nana:
It aint wrong. Done it before and would love to do it again! She did it out of her own free will. All u have to do is enjoy the moment and say 'Thank You'.

Abeg, nana, next time you wan take boys out, no forget call me. Just flash me and I go come meet you.

And I go like if na only me and you.

Na your kind girl I go marry sef.

Aunty Osisi

Abeg, I need dat money buy GUNS wey I go use get bigger money and also kill the other mafia families in my turf.

chiogo:
Are you serious?? what a random question!!

@poster, I spent all my money on college applications, I'm going bankrupt!!!!

Try source for a loan, or engage in 18hrs job a day and you will be okay.

Better still, DROP OUT of school for a while

chiogo:
C'mon, just because you stay in the US doesn't mean you're rich. I qualify except for the location part.

And @ poster, wouldn't you want to give it to a young person like a teenager instead of an adult?

I'm 16, I could use the money I have no job right now.

Wetin you teenager wan do with money, you better continuing reading your books and let adults like me make better use of the money.

@doyin

Abeg, just in case you get some of them leftover girls wey need man, I dey available too Oooooo!!!!

Contact me through my email. I fit you that opportunity jam Obama for washington abi na chicago.

DavidDylan:
cipriani looks hungry enough.

You be correct boy.

You fit add your own $100 join, I go dey happy for this christmas

@bluespice

Is that a human being or WHAT?  

@goodass

wetin do you?

:d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

*osisi:
oyibo man
na you suppose give me money

Na my half brother pics be dat, me I be black man. Oya go check my profile again.

Abeg no give the money to salvation army

@gabrywyl

I can't believe say you no even go school at all  

I wan go sleep, abeg!!!!

STINKING BADGER

Missy B:

Jcob:
Am wantin to lick ur lip.

PERVERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*CKING PERVERT

Why can't we humans walk upside down?

Why can't we shit through our mouth?

why do we go to school?

why can't we not stop wearing clothes in Nigeria and remain nude?

Who started Mathematics, Physics and chemistry?

Why can't we humans f*ck ourselves and get pregnant by ourselves without having to f*ck the opposite sex

BALLOON FACE

COCONUT HEAD

xeyi:
u get mouth bro,i feel you

Why yo go say I get mouth. My house close to Famous Hotel, na for Johnson B/stop nah!!!!