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Romance / Re: Who Would You Like To Knock On Your Door Today? by Cipriani(m): 11:56am On Sep 15, 2011
Angelina Jolie, come and knock today and lets have some fun. If you ain't coming, send Nicki Minaj kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: What's All This? by Cipriani(m): 11:54am On Sep 15, 2011
Nayah:

love it!! Cipriani!

Thanks honey. kiss kiss kiss
Travel / Re: The Crystal Service immigration Scam by Cipriani(m): 11:48am On Sep 15, 2011
CanImServ:

Dear Forum members,

Who knows if justwise=moderator=marofemi=capriani=seun=doubling=etc. We are talking about a contributor with about 12,000 posts and has achieved only a passion for self recognition attempting to discredit even those who choose to discredit the program! I hope you will agree with us that it is better to be evaluated by someone else (not a sycophant), because then you get to see or understand
1. how other workers in the field get results and
2. how you are perceived by a section of your community.

If you are also a travel agent or has been scammed and you need redress, what we have highlighted in this forum is a sure way of putting Crystal Services management in a position of accountability. What I see you doing in MANY instances is to be seriously guiding your popularity with  about 12,000 posts. One or two persons have even gone ahead to brand CaImServe as investigators and maybe more will follow. Maybe more abuses will follow our comments. What we see clearly, is that with people still going ahead to start daily prayers and to request for more registration forms, means your methods are NOT WORKING and people are simply amused by the abuses, but not paying attention to you!

We should be more concerned about how people can form groups like interest-groups devoted to getting their passports or money back or both. People can pray if they wish. It is their right, but some posts like that from chivic123 and vesto09 (m) with only 10 posts tend to illuminate even though we do not accept all the submissions therein.

If however your preoccupation continues to be passion to be seen as correct in your posts, a continued feeling of self importance, with about 12,000 posts then go ahead with your own agenda. By the way, how come no one has categorically confirmed that CS does not have an approved oversea partner in Canada?! - or maybe no one has asked Fred or justwise or Femi or Jumoke or Alhaja or Folake or Capriani, etc about this?

We have seen results of some sort and we believe 1/3 of our objectives has been achieved and any in intelligent stakeholder who has had to loose something more than even money, will agree that there is an opportunity now than ever before, for applicants who wish to approach an attorney at law, make a complaint and have proper representation. Delay of course is dangerous.

If any one does not agree with this please let us us have your own plans of action.

Good luck,
CaImServ II

If I may ask, what are your objectives and which one have you been able to achieve? Have you been able to categorically prove that the program or CS is real? Have you confirmed the affiliate company CS is working with in Canada? I reserve my comments until you have answered all questions.
Travel / Re: The Crystal Service immigration Scam by Cipriani(m): 11:33am On Sep 15, 2011
devonraid:

HMMM, ITS A SCAM, ITS NOT A SCAM!!!!

Those who said the canada travelling stuff is NOT A SCAM keep on sending post with their investigation stating that the programme is real and they have gotten fact from NAPTIP.

I am yet to read a post from the ITS A SCAM posters stating that the programme is fake with a any investigation from NAPTIP, IMMIGRATION or the POLICE.

The debate still continues until NTA broadcasts it

I want to ask you some questions.
1. Are you an applicant?
2. If yes, how much did you pay for your medical report?
3. If you paid for medical report to any CS staff, did you get a receipt for such payment?
4. Did you go for any medical test?
5. Did CS even ask for your qualifications at all?
6. Do you know the affiliate consultant CS works with in Canada?

It's unfortunate that some of you still chose to believe in the program and that you will get to Canada one day. I pity those of you that fall into this class. This scam was well planned by someone who has good knowledge about immigration consultancy. The earlier the better you try to get your passports before it is too late.

WAKE UP AND DEMAND FOR YOUR PASSPORTS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE

[size=14pt]THIS IS A SCAM THat WAS WELL PLANNED[/size]
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by Cipriani(m): 11:21am On Sep 15, 2011
Ranoscky:

Any prob, ma'am?
Lol
When washing my clothes, my gf 'sometimes' brings her pant for me to help her wash it. I do wash em, and I see NO BIG DEAL on it!



what of her pads, can you clean it for her to re-use? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What's All This? by Cipriani(m): 11:05am On Sep 15, 2011
janiebravo:

Upload my pics here on NL?! Am toooo Shy!

Anyways for all you doubtng thomases, that is my stats! haba! must every woman double up after child birth?

& for you worrying about my baby's daddy, no fear, even he comes with cutlass, we go run together grin

Ok seriously, thiings didn't work out between us so we aren't together anymore, so no fear u hear.

@bhusayor Thank you!

@Msdarkskin I tire seriously!!

@Cipriani I am suspecting you O! hmmmm

@Tashanja I don't think i am falling for this married dude, i no de fall like dat again o! I think

Why are you suspecting me? You laid your issue sincerely from the heart and I believed you. Now, I have extended a hand and you are suspecting me. That is the problem with you ladies. When one is sincere, you never believe until another one comes with lies and deceit. Most of the single ladies have this same issue of not trusting the right person and having total affection for the wrong person. Well, if you are interested, I will always be around. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Phones / Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by Cipriani(m): 10:59am On Sep 15, 2011
wh1zz0:

@cipriati,  LWKMD!! smiley)

Thank you.   cool cool cool cool
Phones / Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by Cipriani(m): 10:52am On Sep 15, 2011
janiebravo:

Nobody wants to die na! grin
Yea it could be one jobless person spreading the rumour, but still one has to be careful O!

Trust us to make light of any situation, i got a bcm last night saying "Dont't sleep on your bed tonight between 11pm and 2am, 10 pple in zaria slept on their beds and turned to goats, be warned, sleep on the floor, Pass this on to save lives! grin grin

9ja!!

Thank God, I slept on the couch. Besides, am still waiting for your response at the romance section. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Why Is This Happening To Our Gurls? by Cipriani(m): 10:43am On Sep 15, 2011
tellwisdom:

@Cipriani--EAGLES dont play with FALCONS , find your mate go Hi5 or facebook, where u can get pictures to play with angry angry

You are a sorry case. I just hope you improve yourself before opening another thread. Stupidity has no cure but can be reduced through a therapy of getting more exposure. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Can One Be Inlove With Someone And Still Feel Bored Around Him/her? by Cipriani(m): 10:22am On Sep 15, 2011
LOVE.4BUG:

Yes I know cos he has taken me to his pastor, his mum, and his elder brother.

What other prof do u need?

When did taking someone to a pastor, mother, and elder brother become a proof of love? It seems you don't understand what is called love. Until you do, you will be able to know if you are with the right person or not. Imagine if he decides to marry you and calls off the wedding on the exact date (God forbid that be your portion), would you still believe he loved you? Wake up from your slumber. He may not be feeling you anymore and wants to opt out. But I believe his unemployment status is the cause of the boredom. Assist him in getting a job if you can, but be sure that he loves you and won't turn around to hurt you after you have helped him. Men could be dangerous at times. wink
Travel / Re: The Crystal Service immigration Scam by Cipriani(m): 1:41am On Sep 15, 2011
yem66:

@chivic123 .thanks a lot.sincerely,i wonder why we more than often cry than the bereaved?self importance?if the applicants(me inclusive) are not crying 'crucify mr fred' dont you think we know somethings that some of you dnt know or see?why wovld some respectable people would not like to contribute?with all those insults? and  those abusive words without barrier?i teach my children @ home manners,etiquette and love,and cant be caught violating them.sometimes ago a man insulted me and my inlaw @ the bus stop and i did tried to correct him.Nigerian kind of, he refused to be corrected,left him alone .weeks he ended up to be the painter contracted to paint our house!never bothered to revisit the case.gave him cake my wife baked. me i ask myself what kind of site is this that the moderator 'seems' to be enjoying all those cursing and,crises and yet stood aloof?haba! What are you moderating?makes your thread to be visited often and popular?the truth like i posted,  wait a little while.wait better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof, what the elder sees sitting down, the youger one up and standing cant figure out!justwise and co pls.wait a while.Thanks.For Mr Fred.well done sir!!!there are trade secrets,also there are also SECRETS OF THE TRADE.Like a sonorous proverb do we drum ogidigbo.it is the WISE who drum it and the LEARNED who understands it.Goodnite and God bless you all.God bless Mr Fred and God bless Nigeria!Please remeber to pray for Nigeria.Good nite and good morning. smiley

ojdollars:

@ALL ---- The Cave We Most Fear To Enter, Contains The Greatest Treasure We Are Looking For In Life. Please, if you applied for Crystal Services, Do not be afraid. What I expect all applicants to do, is to pray for the Program to work out. If this guys are Fraud, they would have left long ago. We know that, we do not trust ourselves in this country and yet we are begging for the white man's trust on us by trying to prove that we (Selfish self) are very much different from the rest of the race we came from. Please prayer is the Key, everything is possible, don't ask where has this happened before, let yours be a first time. Everything that happens in the days of OUR LORD JESUS in the bible, was a first time. Pray all applicants. There is no commission that grows without evil confrontations, attack and challenge. Pray for the MR.FRED And all the Staffs, let there be light in this trip and pray it work out for you all. Life and death, is in the power of our tongue. Thank you all.

There are two things I can deduce from your posts. Either both of you are Crystal servants being used to give applicants some kind of hallucinated confidence that the program is real or both of you are demented resulting from a brainwash that has created a mirage of Canadian fantasies.

I only pity applicants who are hoping for what may never come and may end up drowning in their own fantasies. Any sensible applicant by now should be looking for a way to retrieve his/her own passport before CS finally elopes.
A word is enough for the wise. This is a well orchestrated SCAM
Phones / Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by Cipriani(m): 1:07am On Sep 15, 2011
dabrake:

dem don nack u akpako b4?

What is akpako?
Family / Re: A Dirty Wife And A Wife Who Can Not Cook by Cipriani(m): 12:46am On Sep 15, 2011
A wife who can not cook will certainly be preferred. Imagine having a wife who wears a pant for a week straight without washing it. Or probably has rain forest in her armpit and váginá. It's certain that she will be an epidemic that will blow in my face later in the future. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Family / Re: Pls Reply by Cipriani(m): 12:33am On Sep 15, 2011
Damn it!!! Women have a lot of issues. All those who made comments here are just ladies except for 2 guys and me.  undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Thank God I was not born a woman.  cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

ennyluv_6:

Pls answer me I beg. A married woman driving an old car was hit by a single lady driving a posh new car. D woman clld her husband & he said he was very busy. D lady also clld her boyfriend & in 10min he arrived & turned out 2 be d woman's husband. If u re d woman, wot ll u do

If I were her, I would wait to hear what my husband has to say. If he says I should pay for the repairs, I will. After 2 weeks, I will get a special poison that kills a person a week later after ingestion. I will put it in my husband's food. Then get a hired assassin to kill the girlfriend. Remarry after a year and a half to start a new life.  cool cool cool cool cool
Phones / Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by Cipriani(m): 12:26am On Sep 15, 2011
babaowo:

@cipriani your dog received the call at italiano abi

Yes ooooo. But I have sent the body to Nigeria for burial. You can try the number that killed my dog incase you want to confirm 999-999-999999. Dial it, if you survive, come back here and tell me. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Who Would You Like To Knock On Your Door Today? by Cipriani(m): 12:16am On Sep 15, 2011
MsDarkSkin:


YOU ARE A REAL BUZZ KILL. undecided undecided angry

Sorry dear. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: What If You Discover Your Husband Is A Drop Out by Cipriani(m): 12:08am On Sep 15, 2011
@Damilolami

Let me ask you, who does not want a beautiful partner as a husband or a wife? There are 2 sides to the deceit. the first side is that your friend should be annoyed that he lied in the first place. Secondly, she should be happy that he actually lied to get her into marriage because he saw her as a wife material. The issue of deceit should not be the priority of your friend or yourself. The main priority now is how to sustain the marriage, educate and provide for the kids, and maintain the home.
Judging from what you posted, you said the husband sits all day watching movies. I guess her ignorance as just push her into the wrong marriage. The husband has virtually become lazy and now depends on the wife to be the breadwinner. Your friend is in a real mess. Even if she sets up a business for him, he would not be successful with it because he has found pleasure in being lazy. She can still give it a try and see what happens but I doubt if he would be happy about that.
My advice is that your friend should start praying to God for a miracle and to drive away the spirit of laziness in him. Then, she should also talk to his parents and people that can intervene on her behalf because the only place this marriage is heading to is hell. If she is trying to avoid that, then she will have to work real hard to provide for the family and her husband inclusive. She will also have to submit to maltreatment because it is certain that this will become his third skin after laziness.
Outlining the solutions
1. Pray to God for a miracle and ask for counsel from his parents, her parents, and her pastor.
2. Divorce and take custody of the kids
3. Work so hard to feed him and the kids and also face al kinds of torture and maltreatment in the course of the marriage.

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Phones / Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by Cipriani(m): 11:03pm On Sep 14, 2011
It is true oooooo. I received such phone call but I put the phone close to the ears of my dog and pressed the answer button. As soon as my dog barked and heard the caller's voice, it drop dead instantly. BTW, my dog's name is Scooby.

R.I.P. SCOOBY From 09/04/2005 - 14/09/2011. We love you and miss you. Hope to see you in heaven but not soon. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Romance / Re: What's All This? by Cipriani(m): 10:52pm On Sep 14, 2011
claremont:

@OP: Kindly upload your picture on here, we need to assess your vital statistics grin. Most Nigerian ladies have an unholy reputation of putting on gross weight after childbirth, the only way to know if you are not one of them is for you to upload a recent picture. No picture, No interest; Good luck! cool

@Janiebravo
I don't need to see your pix, I have fallen for you already. Once you say yes, we will see each other in camera. With your sweet mouth, am in love with you. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Phones / Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by Cipriani(m): 10:23pm On Sep 14, 2011
Poverty has caused so many problems in this country. Unfortunately, even the educated are not spared. Killer number indeed. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

musKeeto:

Coming from someone who attends Winners life chapel church and teaches web design,

Na wa,,,

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wh1zz0:

Story, Unna sabi spread fake gist, Kai. You cannot die by just answering a simple phone call. Even if 10 people actually died, it must have been something else that killed them, perhaps a fake drug or something, Or maybe rat poison.

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Romance / Re: What's All This? by Cipriani(m): 10:09pm On Sep 14, 2011
bittatruth:

Do you really need em?trust me when it's your time he'll come along don't be in a hurry.

Don't scare her joor. Stop advising her wrongly. The he is me angry angry angry angry angry

@Janiebravo

Honey, am here for you. And I love kids. Lets hook up wink wink wink wink


bhusayor:

I kinda like this Op (no homo)

Are girls meant to say that?
Romance / Re: I M Confused by Cipriani(m): 9:50pm On Sep 14, 2011
Russialane:

jeez undecided you are confused why should you how can you give in to someone you are not even sure you are intimate with you ought to be given a dirty slap to wake up from your confusion so that you will know he wants to devour you angry

Confusion is not a crime. Confused girls like her give us the chance to carry out experiments grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Don't Like Pigs & Can't Keep Dogs by Cipriani(m): 9:36pm On Sep 14, 2011
willarrie:

Next tym pls read your write up b4 posting coz your grammatical errors could also be one of d reasons she left u for her ex owing to d fact dt u'r getting worse by every post, no offence doh!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How True? Yet To Believe This About Nl Romance Section. by Cipriani(m): 9:30pm On Sep 14, 2011
Nayah:

didn't know my profile pic has said something to you grin

It said a lot more than I can express. I have saved a copy so that it keeps saying something to me everyday. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Who Would You Like To Knock On Your Door Today? by Cipriani(m): 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2011
Mr, Cork:

If Mrs Chima ever knocks on my door, I will move to another village (no oofense) undecided

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Mrs, Chima:

You are a minute man. All she has to do is bend over and you are done. lipsrsealed

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