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sexkillz:
^^^Errm! Did you honestly quote me by mistake?

Was referring to the OP

Strides:
Op, what do you really want us to say now

Me sef, I tire oooo

tellwisdom:
[size=19pt]DYT, stop wearing WET pants [/size]

Cuddlemii:
@pendo, u r my friend and I love you so much so don't be offended by my comment. I will be real. Quit your assumptions that babes on here are not single or searching bla bla bla. I have ignored romance second but your comment attracted me back. Babes, when ladies are in a relationship, they won't be here all the time. They would want to be with their men or at least do good by them or look good for them. Do a research at the babes that come online all the time, the ones that keep uploading pix etc. Trust me a lot of searching ladies just that ladies from africa are very deceptive. As for men, trust me not all are single cos their body system was built cleverly so that they can even come online whilst on top of their women. No lady would prefer typing keys to the mere touch of her man except for boredom, loneliness etc. Any lady that constantly denies these facts is in denial. What the heck its a faceless forum so let's call a spade a spade, at the end anonymous beings don't care. Its ok to be single and its ok to find love on the moon as far as you are happy and good. I am also always on the defense but the truth lies within my heart. I think Nayah is the only lady who doesn't deny or accept anything,I like her open nature and accomodating way. Op, nayah is the answer and you can never go wrong with a cuddle from those babies.

Seconded. Any female Nairalander with posts more than 200 is single and does not have a boyfriend. Internet and vibrators are the only thing that gives them pleasure and draws away boredom from their lives.  

Hotie Tima:
my a$$ did i tell u i need help, i am already taken so pls don't listen to her ooo she is only lying to u

Taken by who? Someone wants to help you, you are not grateful. It's when time is not on your side you start becoming desperate.  

ds700:
, but I need LOVE ! (in-spite of all the risks involved) the risk is worth talking that's why i registered here in the first place.


"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make a mistake." - Elbert Hubbard

 It seems you are still a virgin and becoming desperate.

pendo89:
I am not a mod but am sure you know where to post your yahoo mail if you expect responses.
Go to the dating and something section where you will find a lonely female waiting.
make the yahoo mail BOLD and COLOURED
just trying to help.

I hope you are not the lonely female  

Mrs, Chima:
Unfortunately.

What's unfortunate there?

MsDarkSkin:


I SURE HOPE YOU DON'T EAT FUFU!

What don't I eat, fufu, eba, amala, tuwo, semovita and wheat. All with both hands. So sweeeet.

mattfeuter:
NO, wouldnt that be too short? how about relax and after 9 months, he would know

Ariyke:
Still single cus there seems 2 b no serious guy out there, they just wanna play around.

nassiwa:
Still waiting for Mr. Right to come my way,

diva90:
chilling for the right man to come along. not desperate, dnt intend to rush

I am serious and a Mr Right. I will marry all of you and make you happy. 

taio luv:
Am single because toaster don't believe me wen I say I got no bf, dey want to lie to dem so dat dey can play wt me wt no guilty conscience,am still single oo
☺☺

I believe you. When can we meet and conjugate together so that you will no more be single. 

Somagirl:
Because I love me, myself and I more!

Sweety, that's nice. So, date and marry yourself. Seems you have both male and female genitalls to satisfy yourself. 

ogugua88:
He must be fresh out of a relationship.

I guess as much 

bittatruth:
[color=#550077]Guys and ladies.


Ever found urself in situations where you were the only guy or girl?and all the other people were of your opposite gender? e.g work, school, social meetings e.t.c

How did you cope with it?[/color]

You just brought back the memories of those days when I was still a love-vendor, having all sort of honies and hos around me all day long.

blackmann:
In this day and age where security is lax in Nigeria, police are nothing to write home about and prefer to arrest the innocent, and robbers are everywhere, don't you think people will have some sort of firearms handy at home for their protection?

Good for you but remember when you are killing them that Kirikiri can never be like Sheraton hotel.

tellwisdom:
Have you signedup yet on Hi5? there re alot of picture u can play with over there

sexkillz:
I'd rather romance a transformer than romance you! Myopic Arrow!

@Tellwisdom

You are just disgracing yourself. I like you (don't get it twisted) and would not want you to be insulted. Make your next thread a reasonable one.   

Mrs, Chima:
Moderators, Can I do a death threat?  Pretty please?

dwoman:
After deep thoughts into my past relationships, I have decided to opt for a "no-strings" attached marriage. Decided I cant handle the pressures of love.

I'm in ma late twenties, would say im pweety and have a successful career. Usually, Im the most fun-loving lady any man would want to have around. I really can be sweet, very playful and can easily flow with any line of conversation. I am also an excellent cook (local and continental dishes). BUT I can get melodramatic when my man hurts me and it can be really really bad.

After my last relationship, I realized that I get dat way because of LOVE. Maybe I really cant handle love. But I need to get married because there's pressures from every angle, and a lady cant honestly be taken serious in Nigeria wen she is not married. So I have decided to do this.

The principles would be simple: We get married, live together but each person has their lives/privacy. You are free to do whatever you like and so am I. We are not answerable to each other for our actions but we always have respect for our personal lives and choices. Would love for us to be friends, at the least lets be able to share jokes and drinks cos we would live together. We would share financial expenses, and both agree on the terms for sex and children (if any): adult style, no drama.

What I need from the man: Maturity to be able to handle the situation without abusing it. Also he must have a successful career/business (cos I do and dunno want a man with inferiority complex issues around me).

Interested matured men send me an email at womanneedhusband@yahoo.com and we will take it up from there.

Chose nairaland to do this cos I love the diversity of people on this forum and belive I can find dat man here

I can fuçk you for free, you keep the children and you bear Mrs Cipriani. How about that? I will visit you on weekends and nothing more. and I am not sharing financial expenses.

pendo89:
Is this section only for searching?? If you are unsuccesful out there what makes you think you will woe strangers you have never met here of all places? Why be fooled by profile pics,usernames or posts?
How do u know who is sitting behind that laptop cz Its easy to be on nl from prison or mental facility.
I am very wary of peeps that are searching here cz it seems a bit odd.
My humble advise would be 'go for what you see with your physical eyes cz there are all manner of people with all manner of usernames willing and ready to make a fool out of you.

But who knows? its just my personal opinion.you are free to risk cz its your life.
And its good not to assume that all ladies that frequent the section are single and ready to mingle.
Some are engaged/married/dating. This is just an open forum thats why I suggest you go for what is real.

Even though you have spoken well, you can help the poster's situation by hooking up with him. Who knows, you might end up loving him.

tellwisdom:
Sexkillz, people like u are meant to be kept in a BIG POT, with a burning fire under , so your brain could heatup

Yekpaaaa!!!

toyemz:
^^^^


how does this constitute as good advice?

( shaking my head)

Good question. He will be able to garner more experience about ladies before he starts the real search for a life partner.

tellwisdom:
My brother, you cant get any attention here!^^^Try other forums like Facebook or hi5, your mates are there playing with pictures

So you think you have made sense with your thread? Read it all over again and ask yourself what are you getting at? Try to live up to your username.

sexkillz:
What has pigs and dogs got to do with the story you just told? Is that a way of covering your gullibility or you are trying to sound Shakespearean or what?

Still trying to figure that out myself.

@Dychym

You wasted a tangible time of my life with your essay writing. All what happened is a result of getting disvirgined by a girl during your tertiary institution days. You have wasted too much time being a virgin. You are going to die of hypertension and stroke if you don't stop checking her facebook profile and calling her my love. It's time for you to fu3k as many girls as you can before you enter bachelorhood.

Never start a thread with a useless title that does not correlate with the body.

Are you for real?? So, your brain told you this is best place to look for love? My advice is that you go out and toast beautiful girls that catch your fancy. Even if you are as ugly as Shrek, you find a girl who would love you. You can't find love on NL. All the babes here are OLD and uninteresting.

tellwisdom:
She wore a wet dress to my house!!.  What could possibly be the reason behind this?? Even when i hugged her, My polo almost got wet. Why is this happening to our GURLS??
This is no joke oo

If there was a forum for infants or adolescents, it would have been better for you to take your topic there. But since there are none and you have started it here, I will suggest you see a psychiatrist. You made no sense at all. You gave me the task of trying to find out what you intend achieving with a failed topic but I couldn't come up with anything.  

Mr, Cork:
would you risk your life for a stranger?

Mr Cork, next time, try to be explicit when starting a thread. To respond to a question like this will need me to write an essay.

And another FOOL has just opened up a FOOLISH thread to show the FOOLISHNESS in him.

@OP. I have being seeing fools in my life, I have been foolish sometimes in my life but your own degree of FOOLISHNESS exceeds what I can imagine. It is just beyond human comprehension. Am sure if the girl was a monkey, you definitely still remain foolish to give the monkey your salary. ODE, ARIDIN,

My suggestion is that you cut of your d1ck, fry it, eat it and then commit suicide without leaving a suicide note behind to tell people that you killed yourself because you were foolish.

taio luv:
Be urself and don't let dos immatures boys chop u and run, let your conscience b your guide. Kudos to u but your biological clock is ticking remember dat and apply wisdom, besides everytin in life in risk!!!!

The phrase in bold is the only thing you said that makes sense.

tellwisdom:
[size=38pt]FALLS FROM 3 STROREY BUILDING [/size] Cipriani

*calling 911, LASAMBUS to come to your rescue*

collinsfbi:
How on earth do you expect an answer to thess questions because there are different contradictions from various sites and blogs about CS. There are various ambiguity about the identity of Mr. Fred.

From someone it was claimed that Mr. fred is based in the United State
From a blog created with a link to ACS Travel Trends, It was highlighted that the brain behind CS is a Nigerian based in Ghana.
See the quote below check here for confirmation http://acstraveltrends..com/
From this site, you will agree with me that Mr. Fred Makoju Olawale is the brain behind CS http://www.de-beavers.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=49&Itemid=95

So, who can tell us where to find him? or where Mr. Fred is based with all certainty? (a) Nigeria (b) United States (c) Canada (d) Ghana
Until then answers will not be given to the above questions and I don't think any applicant can get a refund no matter the efforts of NAPTIP.


Gbammmmmmmm over and out

justwise:
Chukwu Alex is behind that ACS Travel link, Chukwu Alex is a member of NL and i have had issues with him b4

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-652955.0.html

Wished you guys had posted these information earlier and things might have resulted in a different direction

blackmann:
there are 2 options -

1. if it is my girlfriend, I will join in the action and make it a 3some. i will then go screw his own girl silly, secretly recording it, shoot my load in her face, and send the whole video to him. i will then dump both him as a friend and my girlfriend. if dem born am well let him show up at my door.

2. if it is my wife i will quietly walk out, go get my shotgun, load it. and walk back to the room. i will then point it to about 2 inches from the guy's head and command him to continue the act. just as he is about to cummm, or when he starts cumming, i will pull the trigger. what i will then do to the wife will determine how much anger still remains in me after the first shot. Maybe i will just shoot her too for good measure, maybe i will let her live, who knows.

Where would you get a shotgun? Are you an OPC member??

@Sijo01

This thread is an EPIC FAIL. You are a fine babe but yet you are failing to use your brain. Stop disgracing beautiful ladies. I think you need to get laid, agro is killing you.

Tosinville:
No one pray for a situation like this but shitt happens at the same time.

Guys, what will you do if you caught your close friend Being Intimate with your wife/girlfriend in your matrimonial bed on your way coming back from work?

You asked a question a demented person would ask. Would be a good topic for the weekend Sun newspaper where dumb people answer questions posed to them by a brainsick journalist. Is this something that has never happened before?

janiebravo:
Where are all the men? I mean where are all the single, responsible, ready to settle into a relationship with you type of men? I dont understand why a very happily married man (as he claims) would be on my case morning, aftenoon and night!! I mean he was blunt enough to let me know he was happily married, so why not give me a break then! Do I in anyway look like a spare tyre? haba!! The worst is that I am begining to actually give it a thought! Ahhh! Tufiakwa!!! not me o! I will wait, abi?

Please o!! wherever you guys are hiding, u better come out o! I mean! don't keep a sister waiting for so long o!
Ehen!!

Do you have an american passport, are you a minister's daughter, is your father a senator, ? If yes to any of these questions, then we are good as husband and wife.

bittatruth:
[color=#550077]I was about to complement yu before you threw up never mind. [/color]

Complement me for what?