Please, whoever is adding aspirants to whatsapp should add me. My number is 08033632072. Thank you very much

Just pour salt inside the petrol tank. It will knock the engine. Simple as ABC.

Betterstill, contact BokoHaram, they should be able to supply you mini bombs at an affordable rate or preferably a time bomb. Set it near the Gen and the rest is history

knytred: Still rocking the airtel 4gig...this is my 3rd subscription....wassup...the 1500 for 2gig is still ok

What is about the 4GB? How much and what is the code?

The guy is just lucky that the anaconda was not hungry at that moment, he could have passed for a snack.
Remembered in 2000 when some geologist went on expedition and decided to separate ways. Minutes later, they discovered one guy was missing only to find out that he had been swallowed up by a boa constrictor.....smh

Oduntan Gabriel: Ernest Sonekan former head of state also part of the guest @ the event
Note: all these pictures were included to prove that it wasn't a photoshop

Shonekan was a schoolmate of mine. That bad guy..

jascon1:
Hhahahaha abeg help me ask this MU.MU. Dirty face! This is one of t things fashola is trying to get rid of in Lagos state.

Seriously, you are a crazy guy. Cant stop laffing my ass

nenergy: emmmmm....Its more like 'standing beside' and not 'with'. But you try sha!

Just the way I saw it too. People can be very tricky shaa!!!

OP

You are only as desperate as most old single ladies out there. What is the need for the rush into marriage? And considering the reasons you stated, you have wrong idea why you need to get married.
If you are so desperate, you will end up in the wrong hands. A girl in my office about 21yrs just married recently and I advised her against but she wouldnt budge. She is yet to finish school and so happy that she is married. I can only pity her.

Anyway, you can go for weekend deliverance for singles at MFM tomorrow at prayer city. God can answer your prayer

macrosa: Abeg I dey find my money...

Go join Freemason...dem go pay you wella pass illuminati...

I have three options for OJB

1. Give your to Christ and be saved
2. Join illuminati and get money for your operation
3. Just die like a fowl

Wizkid will never spend illuminati money on saving a non-illuminati friend....simple as ABC

Policewoman: That one isn't painful enough. I recommend crushing his testicles one after the other with a large plier.

Not bad but frying his testicles and feeding him with it would be a better idea. And then he should be tied to a mad cow that will drag his body up and down the road till He bleeds to death.

Who can blame the police for the stupid acts they carryout all the time when the President himself is highly irresponsible. Looking at the level of corruption and the embezzlement of funds meant for the police force, one should not expect less from the police in respect to their animalistic behaviour. If police colleges were in good shape and cadets had proper training before becoming officers, we would not witness all these rubbish. How can a sergeant be collecting N25k -N30k as salary and we would not expect them be corrupt.

Until corruption stops in this country, we will never have a decent police force.

Virgins are a scarce commodity in the world we live today. I will continue searching for one that I might eventually marry. I want to know how it feels to deflower a virgin.
All my life, I have only fûcked disvirgined girls.

Most of all the NL girls who kick against this must have lost their virginity in a fraudulent manner and they are now envy of the young girls who are still virgins. Shame on you girls who lost your virginity carelessly.

sexkillz: Jobless people.

What is it about announcing virginity? It's a choice you made just like others made theirs. The funniest thing about this March is that if you go back and check the people that participated, almost half of them would have lost their virginity amongst themselves by now. . . Shameless hypocrites.

Virgins don't make noise about being virgins. This is a load of crap. Why didn't they March to Lagos if they were serious? Sanitizing the community my left foot!

Very true bro. You spelt out what was on my mind after reading the post. Most of the participants would have lost their virginity a long time ago.

I will forgive her after I have cheated with her best friend, her sister, her mother and our housemaid. Then she will know how it feels to be cheated. Fish brain ladies.

Those bankers at GTB will never do this to me. I wish they can just mistakenly transfer just N100million and I would be the happiest man alive.. This is why I hate Nigeria.

PAGAN 9JA:


Babalawos dont do money rituals involving human parts.

that is done by Oniseguns who are ritualists and do not do it to a particular deity.

also oniseguns are mostly christians, though the ones who supply the parts are usually muslims.


human parts are not used in Ifa-Orisha established Yoruba religion. it is only used by pvt. ritualists because of its potency, compared to animal parts.

If you want to talk more, visit this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/1319864/pagan9ja

You must be some kind of absurd dude. Who told you oniseguns are christians. They are not christians. They are just either churchgoers or muslims. A true christian will never engage in such ludicrous act. Be sensible when making a comment.

Please, what is joystick

She is jyst damn ugly. Old ugly thing

Wow!!! At last. Baba suwe will not be getting a dime from NDLEA, this is good story. Now, he will be loosing at both ends, couldn't deliver the drugs and still would not be paid any compensation. I hope he has learnt his lesson that drug does not pay. You dont have to cut corners to get rich. Wealth acquired by hardwork pays better and last longer.

I guess he would have been having series of dreams about him counting his millions and making deposits and withdrawals and enjoying life. He would have thought by now that he will be changing his Nissan Altima soon, guess it aint gonna happen.

NDLEA..good job, we all know voodoo was involved, scanners dont lie.

What a waste to his generation all because of drugs.
I remember wgen he came to my house to eat at a restaurant on the ground floor, I was so excited to the point I had to go meet him and get his autograph from him. He bought the kids in my neighbourhood a packet of sweet and made them leap for joy. It was an awesome moment.

I pray that may God deliver him from demonic forces that want to waste his destiny before it is too late.

@OP .... To telling you the truth, you are one ugly nigga. You have a wide nose, bad mouth, irregular shaped head (monkey head), and your eyes are like the eyes of an octopus.
If anyone here is telling you that you are handsome, they are only deceiving you..

FYI, handsomeness doesnt put food on the table. Better face your studies before you get uglier than you are now.

Isiri: Hello evry1,pls my sis juz got a brand new sony psp,model 3001,version 6.60 wit 4g card. i dnt kw if its slim or fat cus i dnt kw anytin abt games dat is y am here 2 seek ur assistance.does she nid 2 upgrade or downgrade it b4 she can upload games on it and how can i upload games cus i cnt afford disc 4 her.i will b vry grtful if anybdy here can hlp or gv me clue abt it.i base in surulere,lagos.tnks so much in advance

That is a PSP slim and it was the last model of that design. What you can do to get games on the sd card is to customize the firmware with a custom firmware. But you need to downgrade first to a lower firmware before yu upgrade to a higher custom firmware that will enable you run games from memory stick. Google for sites like psphacks.com and so on. They will put you throigh the whole process of customizing yur psp.

mutaalim:

yes in square meter

Thanks.
But do you have any idea how much the floor and wall tiles are sold. I need quotations for vitrified tiles, kitchen tiles and bath/wc tiles.

Please, can anyone give me a quotation for the price of vitrified tiles per square metres; white glazed wall tiles; bathroom/wc floor tiles and ceramic kitchen wall tiles.

And how can I calculate amount of wall tiles for kitchen, bathroom and toilets. Do i calculate in square metres? Are the tiles sold in square metres?

Da Mayor: The folly is in the name 'make up'. Last i checked, you only make up something that's deficient. If you feel there's a deficiency in your looks then you sure can 'make up'. However what i see on the streets is more of inferiority complex than deficiency in looks.

Exactly!!! Only UGLY girls make up for their ugliness. When I see a girl with make up, what comes to my mind is here goes another ugly girl who thinks she is beautiful.

prettycentia: please am still trying to let go and all you guys could do is try open a fresh in the healed wound. i pray i can sleep this night

Sorry dear. Same as me. Being played and used is a very bad thing for the mind and the soul to take.

When a woman is fed up --- R. Kelly

@OP
What happens if I get myself nakéd after eating a meal? Am curious to know because after every meal, I end up undressing myself and just lie down nâkéd.

stalyf:

Mass dubbing for Alaba boys. Full seasonal film in 10mins

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stalyf:

Mass dubbing for Alaba boys. Full seasonal film in 10mins

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