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My first pregnancy was fantastic, I had the baby coming out of my yansh, and head first. I thought it was over, suddenly the doctor told me there were Six more coming. At the end of 9mins, I had a sextuplet, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD,

BLANK,

System crashhhhhhhh!!!!!

Gbooaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

doyin13:
@Cipriani

Guyyou need to change your i.d

Cipriani sucks balls when it comes to rugby.

Did you see him today

walahi, the All Blacks are going to make a fool of him at flyhalf


But jeez. . . .his bird is well fit

Common sense no tell you say na end of thread

Well na you sabi, my id na my id. If e dey pain you go hug PHCN TRANSFORMER

Dark_Rxn:
Lol, no nah. just trying to put a PERIOD behind my word

Well don there,

Missy B:
You're winking at him??

And wetin be your problem

END OF THREAD

glorina:
stop degrading women

Would you Sharappppppppp you mouth for there. Who you think say you be sef, woman activitist?

You better stop fiddling with the computer and get in the kitchen where you belong and I mean all you NL girls.

MrCrackles:
IICE is not available

Would you like to be connected to a live NEPA cable [/b]or [b]3000volts of DC current instead?!

Buahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



what of getting connected to A FOREST OF THOUSAND DEMONS? 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Is that your excuse? [/color]

Instead make you dey beg me, you still dey make mouth

I go show you pepper, just wait for me

Gone to look for boxing gloves

@poster

You are a naughty pikin. At your teenage age you wan dey love. Something dey worry your head.

If you give someone belle, se you take responsibility and take care of the child. You don start to dey work?

If I hear love for your mouth again, I will make sure I deal with you.

Nonsense rubbish!!!!

fsudoka:
looking for a male frnd

Which one you be? male or female?

If na female, I dey for you, me sef dey look for lovers no be only friends.

But if you be guy, STAY CLEAR, I am not interested.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Green light[/color]

You go just land for where you no like yourself if I give you one HEAVY BLOW . I just dey pity you because you

be girl.

@newbride

Spit out your venom, the LOVE DOCTOR is around on Sexy 97.5 fm.

Stay tuned to Sexy 97.5 fm and I will be right back shortly after these messages!!!!!!

COMMERCIAL BREAK,

tope2000:
Cipriani post ur picture jor to match UP ur CV

Go check am

Na wa for you all these babes, wetin be una problem. If una no qualify, post a smiley and leave the thread.

Se wan bi sori meja?

@bigmodo

Abeg, I dey feel you O jare, the epileptic chick wey I dey yan about dey stay for banana Island, na just close to my house

for Bourdillon rd, Ikoyi. But the deal is wetin go be my cut. I fit do all the runs make e click together. the ball is in your

court.

Dark_Rxn:
J-girl, no mind am jare.

Oh boy, you don miss road o

If na you be Ruby Pearl, continue to dey change your IDs. Later You go change am to Light_Rxn, to Sikira, to Adija.

Me no miss road, I get my person, so no think say na love dey scatter my head. I still get my haed intact. I just dey miss

those days for Chris thread with him Niger wife, simple. No fool yourself

@osisi

The BEST and I say the BEST candidate is me. I stay at lagos road in Ikorodu, Lagos state. I was born and

bred in lagos. I am the first born out of a family of nine, i.e. seven siblings. 1 boy and six girls. I really need the money

to buy a bag of rice for my family at the christmas period. And part of it to buy IPOD. You can

contact me directly through my email. And when you come to Ikorodu, I will be there waiting to collect my money ($100

or more). Only you and you only should check my profile for my picture, you will see that I am in the classroom in

school.

As for the internet, I use free browsing because I no get money to spend for cybercafe.

HR.hotness:
lol. . . see cv

just so u knw sha, boasting about a large number of exes doesnt look good for a potential Mr Right!

Mr Right is through with heartbreaking and will settle down very soon.

chika98:
You wish!

I don't wish, you either take it or you leave it.

Timmmy:
She71, please can i meet you for something private that can not be discuss here?

Na wa for you Oooooo!!!!!

You don see pic come dey trip for am. am sorry for you.

@poster

You see yourself, Nairalanders making jest of you and your thread. Find where your common sense is located right now

@IICE

Why you move my thread now, I go fight you Oooo!!!!

chika98:
lmao. good luck with that chic.

Photographic evidence please??

Check my profile

Plenty plenty dollars

chika98:
Trouble maker. Carry go jare

Why you call me trouble maker, I go vex for you Oo, no be pray I pray for you so

@poster

I am handsome, nice, heterosexual and always make the first move. I can post you my record of the number of ex I have

and this means your statement is still a hypothesis and not a theory.

Go do more research and field survey  

bigmodo:
The title defines it all, so if you are one please hit me up. Simply drop your email or phone no and i will get back at you. Please bear in mind that i am not after you because of your father's money. I need a serious relationship with you that would lead into marriage. Any person is welcomed from any part of the world as long as you have the features as named in the title of this post. Please only serious people only. If you don't fall amongst the features please don't even border to say anything, simply hit the back button. Thanks for understanding and please bear with me if i sound rude. Even if you are a hiv negative, have one leg or no legs, blind, dump or any disgusting disease, i am still interested in the relationship as long as you fall under the title of this post.

Lazy Bone, Gold digger, you did a job writing this short piece of essay. Would have been better if you had continue and

make it up to a novel, perharps, you could also become a wealthy man yourself.

I can also help you, I have an epileptic neighbour whose daughter is  epileptic and also an slowpoke, are you interest,

let me know in your next post  

chika

you no get my prayer point

I mean you will get someone like that to marry, did I hear another AMEN?

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam milla is the new TONGOLO

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@Chika98

I wish you this same type of marriage but for me I reject by fire. AMEN

@Moyola

Abeg now!!!!!, hint me he dark ID