Ranoscky:

Is the American pasport a free visa/ticket to heaven?

It's an access to God's own country. If i marry her, then I will become an american citizen. 

janiebravo:

Hmmm very funny replies!

@Claremont am female, igbo, nigerian living in lagos, late 20s, Stats errm last time i checked 32 28 36. Anything else? Oh yeah! am a single mum

@@ngel thank you! thank you!! yes i am pretty n hotly irrestibly  but sadly i am not seeng the good decent men. I do hope i am not like you say being overly selective


@Cipriani U cracked my ribs badly!! U b tif!!

Thank you for making me crack your ribs. Anyway, since you are a single mum, sweet and irresistible, I am interested in hooking up with you.   

Also, where is the baby father? Because i don't want to be chased up and down with cutlass. 

Eiregirl:

Can someone explain to me what exactly is happening to the gurls What's all the wet dress business about

Dyt:

Telldaftness
Ask ursef if u ok

bxcode:

OP, lets pretend we got what you where trying to say

seedord247:

@Op

I don't know Imbe-cile have their  own personal Computer.

Beside i think ipad are make for disablities pple like you so they won't be able to type long and create foolishness

seedord247:

The Guy must be silly for lying about Nigerians girls and creating senseless Thread.

This where my Sweden frnd got the access to tell me that almost 80% of Nigerians girls engage in pro$titution.

The poster and his fellow clique that keep embarrassing my Nigerians girls are suffering from Stupidity.

And the Last time i check drugstore they said there is no vacine for stupidity.

bhusayor:

Tellineptness, I don't find this thread as annoying as you trying to defend it. Its a VERY poor attempt at demeaning nigerian girls, maybe you should seek the help of lefulefu (the regular female basher). Underage oshi.

@Tellwisdom

See what I was telling you to avoid. People insulting you because of your stupidity. Even if you are demented, you must not allow people to insult you this much. Sorry.

sylve11:

@ Sijo,

did any punch your lips? your lips are so up-rising in your profile pic

bittatruth:

^^^Well you can only know them if you hang out with them first.

Well, you are correct to some extent. It happens when the babe is known to the group at least to a level where she won't feel shy. BUt some just blend in the first instance.

Nayah:

Cirpriani, just laughing with you 

I can see that. Even your profile pic says so

justwise:

With due respect to you, i think you are clueless, i have my doubts about you and quite honestly you shouldn't be taken seriously.

Very true, for someone who wasted my time when he claimed he was going to show up at CS. Only God knows what is his purpose here.

bittatruth:


Hmm girl that's cool, well atleast it's good if you have your self-respect & guys who genuingly care about you because most girls who hang around with loads of guys don't really have a good look.

That's a lie. Some girls feel fly when they hang around boys. What matters is the kind of boys you hang around.

Dyt:

Ode ni bobo yi mehn

CLASSIC

Nayah:


Cipriani I'm sure you're very smart

Just teasing you.

Nayah:

Hello poster, can you help me to see where's dilmena here?

Good question

lysaa:

U want d esama of benin, d isekures, odionweres n co to do somn 2 u? Btw, i dn't think there's anythin wrong wit thread.

They can't do anything to me. The thread is good but should have been in the joke section in the first place. 

@Sijo01   I like you

and the moderator has helped you moved the topic to its rightful section. 

Nayah:

yeap Real World with real things

Define your real world with real things.

@OP, Cossy Orjiakhor

tellwisdom:

[size=87pt]JEZZ, OUR GURLS [/size]

You don't have to shout

Nayah:

^^ heheh Cipriano I prefer living in the real world my dear if you know what I mean

Real World

Nayah:

Being single is not a disease lol  

Especially since we now have fleshlights, dildos and vibrators that can be purchased freely    

infomart:

The problem with your laptop is that the cooling fan must have stop working and it is dangerous you continue to use the laptop that way because it can condemn your processor.

Once the cooling fan stops working and your system is working, there is no cooling and heat is being generated so it makes the system very hot.

All you need do is either get a usb cooling fan or instead of using the usb cooling fan u get a laptop expert who will open your laptop and replace the cooling fan for you. Once this is done, you system will no longer be heating up and i believe that is what is affecting your browser.

If you are in lagos then we can help you replace the cooling fan on the laptop, also note that you can enjoy FREE BROWSING.

for details cal 08023525720

cheers and stay cool

Thanks. But it's a netbook not a laptop. Can you fix that? And how much might it cost me?

Cuddlemii:

@Cipriani,

I fall into that category because I have like 2000 and something posts so mehn I have been single since the first decade. But recently my post dropped, I am single but researching. You dt has been insultive in all threads just joined the singles club rather than rebound sex, you have been exhibiting rebound bashing on we that are even clueless of what is happening to u. Get it off your chest, let us help you rest, feel free to cry on our broad chest.

To be frank with you, I am single and being single is priceless. I have had my own shares of messed up babes in my life but I have decided to move on. When I really want to get married, I would search for the right one. But for now, I am enjoying the benefits of bachelorhood. Don't want to be a slave yet or be tied down for any reason.   

Goldieluks:


You can advice your gf to stop wasting money on pads,instead of discarding it,ask her to re-use it.
I don't re-use,i dispose, and if you call that a waste of my hard earned cash,oh well!
each to their own.

its like asking a guy to wear a boxer for three weeks,i guess Cipriani does such!

I don't have a Gf, that why I am advising you. A drop of water makes a mighty ocean. If you save your hard earned cash by re-using pads, then you can do some other things with it
Also, I have 12 boxers, one for a month. Why waste soap when you can save the money to do something better.

Mr, Cork:

ok. who is stopin u from writting essay?

Ok, if for a pretty babe, I would risk my life because i know i would not die and my reward could be a rite of passage to womanly paradise. But for an ugly girl or a guy, that is capital NO.

chivic123:

Greetings to all nairalanders in this forum.

Honestly i just need to make my analysis and contribution on some issues. I have being following this thread right from the onset when insults and abuses started and i was fascinated,both from justwise,jennykardry,mariofemi, cipriani and oiestin,jaypree4real and the rest. At a stage mariofemi and justwise were the only set of people making us see reasons on both side and i wonder why mariofemi backed out(still coming to that) and left justwise alone to be. On the others or some in this forum,i wonder what you are now trying to do.when the battle was hot between them,most of us turned on lookers and when it seems the issue has tilted to one side,we decided to now join and save our faces.

I am an applicant also but i backed out when my spirit felt i shouldnt do it anymore and i quickly withdrew my passport from them directly because i followed what mariofemi said about crystal not having agents and i approached ADERONKE OSUN, who is the PA to Mr Fred(principal officer). I dont want to believe those that claimed they made investigation did,they just wanted to feel important on this forum. I made investigation on the programme and these are my findings to help this house. Some information are misinterpreted,some were made just to make the forum sweet and some are totally wrong.

THIS ARE MY FINDINGS
1.Crystal services doesnt have agents.the likes of matto,alhaji,Big daddy (an elderly man that lives beside crystal services office), Dr clark, AY (a fake PA to mr fred),and the rest are never agents.They are the ones that bastardised the programme.
2.The programme crystal services is offering is real and genuine,but how he want to go about the visa is what i dont know, beacuse he never revealed this to anyone.
3.The applicants are not up to 8000 as claimed but between 6000 and 7000 (pardon me for not getting the accurate figure) i got this figure based on how they took the group picture(20people per exposure and the photographer took about 52 per day,multiply by 6days 20x52x6=6240).i took my time to monitor the photograher and how he was taking it and how the protocol guys were controlling participants.
4.some visas of applicants were truly brought randomly down to the office for applicants to see.
5.The guinea material was never sold to anybody for 3000 naira,but everybody purchased it outside on their own.
6.The police are aware of the programme and they have done a thorough investigation on it.i was oppurtuned to be at Pedro police station and i saw a copy of a letter from Mr Fred to the CP of lagos state for police assistance and the endorsement of the CP on the letter at the DPO office at Pedro Divisional Headquaters.
6. One Mr kolawole and one Mr Ayo(both agents) lost their lives along with 4 others in a motor accident along the expressway.
7. According to NAPTIP, they themselve claimed the programme is real but mr fred has not finished submitting all the requirements
8. A kind of kickback or gratification which is huge in amount is among what NAPTIP need (nigerian factor)
9. For mr fred to have fulfilled requirement 1,2,3 of what NAPTIP want from him,it showed some genuity of the programme
10. A sensible person living in abroad will never drop his or her social security pin.
11. That the national theater was actually booked but txt wasnt sent on time to inform applicants of the cancellation
12.Mr fred was actually a resident of canada and started this programme in ghana.residents of okuneye street even claimed he used to get visas for australia and canada in years past,but the population of this one is what is strange
13.Its not only in the hydo power alone people will work,but some couple of organisations so far they are in manitoba,a train station was specifically mentioned by him one day when i was around with people in his office and at a joint.
14. There is a joint in ikeja where he always hang out.


On mariofemi,I was oppurtuned to meet him on monday, he is not an agent, but i guess he too just believed in the programme based on what he too know and have seen. It seems he is just a friend of Crystal services and also an applicant. He was the only person that came out boldly to addresse the angry crowd on monday when all the so called agents and staffs of crystal have all hidden their faces.he told us what he know about the whole programme and begged the crowd that for everyone to be calm that if the atmosphere is hostile, the man fred wont show up (i reason with him on that), for those that want their passport back, that he has heard the man tell applicant, they should make available a copy of the data page of the pp and also a withdrawal letter and get 1.5m naira available paraventure a visa is on the person pp,but if no visa is there, then no need to pay any amount. He was even recorded by some applicants with camera and he was asked various questions, he offered his phone number to the crowd to update them if mr fred is around in the country, and he mentioned about this forum and how he was adviced not to reply justwise and the rest anymore and even ask people to come to this forum and partake.

What i really want to bring out is that,we on this forum should learn to investigate rather than just believe what people say or post, or just turn this place to a comedy arena. kudos to justwise. Justwise and some serious nairalander are right in thier own view (not those that jump in when the story got sweeter and when the deed had been done or people like the clown ogundokun, camimserv(a fake investigator that was never at crystal in a jeep but a pathetic applicant that sat on the fence then and took a side now), risk2get (no focus) and the rest). Some of the so called anti crystal all processed the form but are all ashamed to own up to it.its better for everyone to shut up and allow justwise and few others to talk. More will still unfold on this issue because a text was been sent by a malicious sender asking people to pay 2000 naira into an account in phb. Mariofemi came around yesterday with some other applicants that are closer to mr fred, warning people not to pay the money, that the text can not be from crystal services.
I want to believe to some extent there is an evidence of truth in the whole issue,but it seems crysrtal services missed it along the way or some bad element just want to cash in on the situation and destroy it. I will continue to investigate and get more info, but strongly believe Mr Fred will arrive soon from dubai or might have arrived as they claim. I will use this medium to beg mariofemi to come out and say something to us here, "dont be shy and dont mind if you get insulted. you talked bravely to the crowd on monday and yesterday and we will appreciate that too here, even if people disagree with you".

I was fooled once especially by those applicants who claimed it was real and tried so much to convince me. But now, I have seen the light. The presence of the Police especially Pedro Police Station officers is not a guarantee that the program is genuine. I knew CS had been at that location for more than 4yrs but I believe a good fraudster would always bid his time if he wants to catch his mugu big time.

About the N1.5m payment, CS has been doing that to make people believe the program is real. Any sensible applicant by now will know everything was a FRAUD. How many applicants got receipts for the money they paid directly to CS staff even in CS office? I am sure no one got a receipt. Any money paid without a receipt issued is definitely an illegitimate payment.

IF YOU ARE AN APPLICANT AND STILL BELIEVE IN GOING TO CANADA, THEN YOU MUST BE AN slowpoke OR PROBABLY HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

All applicants should make effort to collect their passports before it is too late. You might not get your money back, but the passport is still useful now and in the future.

tpia@:

^So are you the pig and the dog and are you boko haram.

Sijo01:

Yah. am not using mine but your fish brain.

No way, that's impossible. A fish brain would never post a thread like this 

BTW honey, am coming to Benin for a wedding on Saturday, maybe we should hook up. 

MsDarkSkin:

LMAO@ SEXKILLZ hating on everyone's wishes!     

but then again. . .

. . . .


INDEED!              

Goldieluks:

I don't get it,Pads  or Pants?

Yes guys can/may wash their girl's pants,if they want to,
but already used pad are meant to be disposed, and not to be re-used,(or are there re-usable pads these days)?

PADS and PANTS.
Used pads are meant to be disposed but can be re-used if so desire. Stop wasting money and hang your pads to dry in order to re-use.