₦airaland Forum

Moyola:
yu need help with d 'dark id'

I need help and wetin be the help wey you wan render?

@poster

I am deeply sorry for you cos I think you are not a rational human being at all.

Ask yourself, when my wife wants to dress up, where should my friend be, in or out of the room?

If I want to f*ck my wife, where should my friend be?

Can I f*ck my wife in my friend's presence?

Am I Okay at all if I can't find good and reasonable answers to this questions.  

HR.hotness:
thats why i say it depends on d kind of person she is. . . if she is used to hanging with d boys then i doubt if ther will be any major problems. but if she is d "good girl" type, then chances r she'll obsess about her husband being ther every night he comes home late

answer this question, does the guy know her too well to trust her that she won't go astray after a visit? She herself is the only one that knows herself so well, which makes it impossible for the guy to vouch for her. Humans are very unreliable you know!!

j-girl:
Yes now! Haven't you noticed a certain 'dark' Id posting?

Na wetin be the "dark" ID?  

j-girl:
LOL - Kai kai kai! Cipriani, where have you been?

FYI, She's no longer Morenike o! She has moved on. However, this is so hilarious

Where's that girl sef? She don begin her magic again.  

Babe I have been busy, wicked people wan kill me but GOD pass dem. They wan destroy my career but GOD don make am intact.

Where has she moved on too and se na she be Morenike true true?  

spikedcylinder:
Yes, I'm quite sure they are one and the same. Your heart don break abi?
Really? She's no longer Morenike? Whats the new ID?

Sounds of a broken glass

heart has been broken, abeg who get superglue for hand before I loose the broken pieces

@poster

I get plenty girl from Osu, Iree, Esa Oke, Ede Mapa, infact name any where in the world.

All na money matter, how much you go pay make I supply at different size and shapes.

Both local and foreign available.

50cents singing

am a love-vendor

EVERYBODY

More grease to your elbows has to put smiles on other peoples faces.

God bless you all. Did I hear an AMEN?

spikedcylinder:
Isn't Ruby Pearl = Morenike?

Are you serious?  

Kai!!!! I have been deceived   . Hah, Nairaland girls are deceitful  

END OF THREAD

origina9ja:
@ poster
why post this on romance section

Na here I meet am,

and wetin be your problem. I for don put am for sexuality abi

HR.hotness:
alot of girls these days hav grown to accept the fact that men get aroused by other women too and r learning to feel secure that their men wont cheat if he is satisfied with his relationship. personally i enjoy checking out other girls with my boyfriend. he'll do it anyways so why not join him and share d fun. . .

@ topic

it should depend on the kind of girl she is. . . a prude person who wants to satisfy her curiosity will obsess and continuously suspect u r visiting such places after she sees what goes on in there. if she's pretty cool with such things then it'll all be harmless fun. u can see it as sumthin special u share with ur girl

A single act can re-write someone's destiny so be careful what you are looking for or curious about. CURIOSITY KILLS

THE CAT

PERO79:
please, i'am in love with a young girl of 21yrs that i met 3yrs ago and i'am 29yrs,but my problem is that we are of distant apart,thou we always communicate through phones but d girl always holds back when it comes 2 issue of romantic affairs,always telling me that i should give her chance first 2 secure admission first,4 me,i dnt think that's d right answer 4 a girl that saw a future with a man.
Moreover,each time i avoid her calls,she keep on striving. 2 keep in touch,i;m so much confused,and kept waiting and watching.

Hey men, relax, there is nothing to be scared of. She is only trying to protect her future, try to impress her by seeking

the admission she craves for and she will be convinced of your affection. If she is a good girl who appreciates, your

gesture  

will surely be rewarded. Only time will tell.

swoosh:
While drinking out with my wife-to be; we were handed some fliers about Ocean blue (strip club) in Ikeja. On our way home we went there but never got inside, my fiance said she wanted to see how it was and I told her we would visit some other time

Now I'm a bit hesitant, is it actually ok to take her there?

Take her there so that she can strip for them and always come back for more stripping.

Are you a rational person at all? , common sense should tell you that such act is dangerous to a relationship.

Ruby Pearl, Where are you, you opened a thread on how to quit nairaland and you somehow manage to but I am yet to

be convinced, so if you are on with another ID, try show yourself. I don MISS YoU die for here. Abeg, show

face make we dey romance each other like before.

I still want to talk to you one more time. And if anyone out there knows this babe, please tell her to show face once more.

@poster

Loving a girl who does not love you but your money is like trying to fetch water in a basket by using your to cover few

holes, you should know by now that ladies are a lover of material thing, there are more lazy women in Nigeria than it was

a decade ago. they want the husband to open a boutique and become full time housewives so that they can gossip

around town with their friends living such life. These ladies are what they call SUCCUBUS, suck the life out of you.

My advice is REPEL and REBUKE her from this day onward.

@lauradovey

Here is the deal, tell your girl I said congratulations for keeping her virginity, it is good thing she did. that alone

commands respect from guys even though they don't say it out. Now tell to still maintain the virginity and not give the

guy a chance until they get married. Even the guy is really in love he will wait and if not leave. It is a two way result.

All this lies on the fact that truly she is a virgin and not pretending or faking it.

If he allows herself to be f*cked by the guy, then she becomes a f*cking fucker who will at the end of the day be f*cked

because guys don't f*ck with f*cking f*cked up f*ckers.

her DIGNITY is her VIRGINITY, she must not loose it a in a shameless manner. Having it makes her better

than a lot of the female folks on Nairaland.

skfa1:
Hun hun, Is not that i`m interested in her, I just think that is the way things should be. Stop badmouthing her please.

Can't you understand the word ENTERTAINMENT,   dude, flow with the program  

Why can't you realize that Mrs Gab Koi Koi YAm YaM Chew Gum is an asian with Niger roots and forgotten in Nigeria.

Let me tell you a secret,   :-Xdon't tell her, She lives in the core interior of Mushin and right now, she browsing

using tapped internet links from closed shops.

skfa1:
@ gabry

I tell u smthing yeah, trust me u gat the most pretty face on earth,I can kiss you 20 times

I can see you are interested in Mrs koi Koi Yam Yarn tortoise face

Happy nightmares

gabrywyl:
ABEG!!!! This grasshopper is the last person I want to hear or see on earth

A question for you Mrs koi Koi Yam Yarn tortoise face : WWhy aren't you BALD becuase all the tortoise have seen

in this world are bald headed, are you sure that is your hair or a WIG

@yicob

KINI BIG DEAL

gabrywyl:
Yes am glad you will end up that way and hope you will melt to shait as well after glimpsing at my picture. Besides, am sorry to admit, you look like a grasshopper. . .  

Okay I am Sorry.  

Nah!!!! slip of hand  

Mrs Koi KOi Yam YAm Chew Gum

Tortoise face calling someone a grasshopper

Singing in Yoruba:

Eleke gbengbe,
ko se mu roko,
to ba mu roko,
A o feke re lagi

Happy translation

@gabrywyl

It is goin to be a night of horror and nightmares after seeing that picture of yours. I am finding it hard to even close my

eyes, I don't want to doze away and that is why I am still glued to my pc. Mrs koi Koi Yam Yam Yin LIn CHew Gum

@gabrywyl

please, even if you are representing the asian folk, try disguising and REMOVE that SCARY THING you called a picture in

your profile

gabrywyl:
He needs to learn some manners for hia. I don't see why he has a problem and other people don't

What kind of manners does Mrs Koi Koi from Asia have to teach me. Go find asianland or yenland

gabrywyl:
Ok Cipriani Macaroni Pepperoni  Baffoon,      If youre Italian, explain to me what are you doin here sef?

Ive seen your profile alright but the way you talk make peeps go think you as such (Cindy Female)   

Mind you mehn. . . I don't just school in Asia. don't think we Asians are just stuck in our own country. Did you come from Bushland?   

Are you sure you are supposed to use the internet   because it seems you need a nice pair of recommended glass and an

english to define things relating to feminine.   I don't see how I talk relating to Cindy female besides

How can you prove you are not stuck in the unregistered mines in china engaged in unpaid labour.

I have my roots in this country, you can tell that by my skin colour.

skfa1:
That ur house try sha 

Na ur bed u sleep ontop ?   ,O boy

U try no be small

How do you know that is my house or my bed?    Wow!!! don't know you were a dumbo  

You lack the skills of a comedian i.e. you have no sense of comic relief    You should have posted a smiley

even if you had wanted to posted anything at all.  

Try enrolling in Basketmouth Comedy Institute and you might be a good comedian next time you reply in this section

gabrywyl:
Awwww. . . I didn;t know you are as scared as a turkey. . . . U be school girl for hia. I feel you girl  Its ok Cindy, I understand

Mrs Chinko Li Yam Yam Egg Piss Piss, My name is C-I-P-R-I-A-N-I, as in CIPRIANI, it is Italian

I am a dude and not a babe, don't you have good schools in Asia anymore, or you simply refuse to go to school

because you are addicted to Nairaland. You should have seen from my ID the (m) which means

MALE, BOY, GUY, MAN Gush, you this asian whatever is proper [b]OLODO OJU EJ[/b]A

gabrywyl:
don't mind him na. He is sufferin from Constipation thats all.  

Yes, it is true,    constipation of have an asian monger and internet freakazoid on the african local forum.  

Mrs or miss or Ms Wong Wing Chicken Li Yam Yam Gabry Garri, find the forum created by your peeps, and stop scaring

away our infants and adolescents with your profile and picture (Uhuuuu!!! very SCARYYYYY!!!!). It an advice for

your own good, Mrs Chinko