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Computers / Re: Help: My Hp Netbook Gets So Hot by Cipriani(m): 6:45pm On Sep 13, 2011
Thanks for the advice, I appreciate it a lot. I will see what I can do about it smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Can One Be Inlove With Someone And Still Feel Bored Around Him/her? by Cipriani(m): 6:44pm On Sep 13, 2011
LOVE.4BUG:

We ve been dating for 4months now (no sex yet), though he is unemployed (a chemical engineer) but manages a little business of his own. Lately, I noticed he's bored even when i'm around him. When i commented on it, he assured me that he is ok with me but has alot going on his mind.

This thing is really giving me concern cos i dnt want him feeling that way wen we are together.

What should i do??

You are yet to give him his rite of passage to your garden of eden and you expect him not to be bored. Most men become lively and happy when given the forbidden fruit. Try to give him the apple and he won't be bored for the time being. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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Romance / Re: Is Their Any Such Thing by Cipriani(m): 6:34pm On Sep 13, 2011
bittatruth:

As being to nice for your age?


Or is that just a stereotypical view?

Well sometimes i think i'm just too nice, maybe thats a personal thing tho, although ive learnt as i ave grown as a person ofcourse just like evryone else.

But do you think there is any such thing as being to kind for your age? are you supposed to be tougher/meaner/colder with age? *shrugs*


Take some Lagatin tablets, sleep for like 2 days and come back to start another thread. You might make more sense by then. angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by Cipriani(m): 6:22pm On Sep 13, 2011
pendo89:

^^ I know you like scrutinising every little detail.
Now I need to go buy pads/tampons then recycle cz my periods just started after posting on this thread.
Efe and Ciprian.Thank you and good day.

That's great. You are welcome dear. BTW, it's CIPRIANI cool cool cool cool cool

Mrs, Chima:

When you started gargling my nuts.  

Can't remember that. Walnuts or peanuts  tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: I M Confused by Cipriani(m): 5:21pm On Sep 13, 2011
@Floxydion

If you like koboko, chop am and enjoy. But if you no gbadun koboko, remain principled. BTW, how old are you? I am suspecting you are becoming an old lady; you want to marry and settle down but you are not sure if chopping koboko after 3 dates will guarantee a wedding ring. It's is a probability. If the guy likes your punnany, he will stay and you will get a wedding ring but if forbidden apple is not sweet, he will definitely move on.  
Think twice or more before you make any move    cool cool cool cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by Cipriani(m): 5:02pm On Sep 13, 2011
Mrs, Chima:

Thanks to this post, I just saved $2 USD on Always pads!  

When did she-males start using pads?? tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

pendo89:

@ Ransocky.

Yeah I cannot deny the fact that some gals are poor to afford sanitary towels.
They are a luxury and they improvise using clothes which they wash and later dry. Some do worse to deal with it.
Let's therefore assume Efe is dating one such gal.
In that case I would beg him to buy her pads as part of the girl child initiative instead of washing the 'clothes pad' and stop wasting money on internet opening such a thread.
A dollar is sufficient for one month's pads. Note that down Efe and Ciprian



Why would I waste a dollar on pads when they can be cleaned and re-used. Every dime I spend must be spent prudently. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
MsDarkSkin:

@poster,
what's wrong with that? grin grin

we wash your skid mark drawers all the time! some women in third world countries have the
unfortunate task of doing this by. . .hand! grin tongue



Not all men have skid mark drawers, only those who use tissue after a toilet session do. I use water and my hand to clean my yarnsh. grin grin grin grin grin grin


pendo89:

If you continue with this thread I will post a tampoon here as well and demonstrate how they are used.
This kind of ignorance is a crime in this day.


shocked shocked shocked shocked That will be nice but post a pic of the tampon you just used recently together with a video showing how you used it. BTW, it's TAMPON and not tampoon. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Dilemma by Cipriani(m): 3:56pm On Sep 13, 2011
tashanja:

True talk, may God bless you. cool cheesy


AMEN    smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Romance / Re: First Time Dating by Cipriani(m): 3:53pm On Sep 13, 2011
Dgunnerz:

Hmmn
Sun Newspaper too much!

There is a column in the weekend Sun paper that asks idiotic questions like this and get demented people to answer them. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Who Would You Like To Knock On Your Door Today? by Cipriani(m): 3:26pm On Sep 13, 2011
Jonathan Goodluck should knock on my door with letter of appointment as CEO of Nigerian Minting and Printing Company so I can print all the money I need myself. cool cool cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Dilemma by Cipriani(m): 3:20pm On Sep 13, 2011
kemmeye:

so because of gala she left her man. what will she do for meat pie?

For meatpie, she would follow the stranger to his house. But don't ask what she would do for sharwama.  grin grin grin grin grin

angry angry angry angry   That girl is so fuck1ng cheap. If I were her fiance, I would have left her with the guy and by the time she comes home, she will find her things waiting for her at the door. She is so rude and lacks manners. Eve if a friend does that to me, I will be so mad at her not to talk of fiancee.   cool cool cool cool
Computers / Re: Help: My Hp Netbook Gets So Hot by Cipriani(m): 2:32pm On Sep 13, 2011
engrhamid:

Am afraid your cooling fan might be faulty or something.
Do u notice is the fan is still working or not.
i advice u get a usb coolants which will cool the laptop so as for the motherboard or the processor not to get bad!
Cheers!


Thanks for the response. I want to ask how do I carry out a test to know if the cooling fan still works. Is there a software that can do that? And how much might the usb coolants cost me if I want to get one?
Romance / Re: If Na You,weting You Go Do ? by Cipriani(m): 11:53pm On Sep 12, 2011
As the married woman, I will just wait till the next daybreak and visit a herbalist. Imagine the rest of the scenario by yourself and if you can't, try watching AfricaMagic Yoruba. cool cool cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by Cipriani(m): 11:49pm On Sep 12, 2011
EfeEkarume:

Holy sh-it! Cleaning it all by yourself? Meeeen, thank God nobody noticed it if not you would have been caught ''red-handed''. LoL!

I do the cleaning in a bush near my house, serious undercover ise.  grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: .... by Cipriani(m): 11:42pm On Sep 12, 2011
Dainy1:

I Were Intimate with my girl 8 days after her menstration, now she is complainin of tirednes, is she supose 2 b pregnant?

Just relax and in the next 4 months, you would be able to know. Don't sweat at all grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by Cipriani(m): 11:30pm On Sep 12, 2011
EfeEkarume:

Me will wear NEPA gloves plus boxing gloves before washing, while for the pad, I will pass it to the laundry cleaners to help me out.


shocked shocked shocked shocked   I have been cleaning the pads myself. Maybe I will get the address of your dry-cleaners. I hope they don't charge much. It saves me money cleaning it myself grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Are You Single? by Cipriani(m): 11:20pm On Sep 12, 2011
kalokalo:

Single ladies that say they are single because the guys they fall for are "liars and cheats" have themselves to blame. The problem is guys that come in the package the ladies say they want are usually turned down by the same ladies especially when young. They prefer the flashy guys with 'swag' and 'game' to a 'good man' with character. They then try to switch up at 30 but its too late.

The good guys seeing that their decent behavior does not get them far with the ladies then switch up and dish to them what they want. Men usually do what works to get the ladies. The 'good men' having watched you get screwed literally and figuratively by the 'bad boys' would not want to have anything to do with you.  They won't want a woman whose 'pearls' has been trashed by 'dogs' while they get the residue.

That is why they are plentiful in churches desperately searching for mugus to marry them. The problem is that men notice these sisters but usually ignore them. The wise sisters usually allow themselves to be taken off the 'market' in their prime. They don't want to turn 30 and be competing with ladies in their early twenties.




embarassed embarassed embarassed Just one question and you wrote this long essay. Na wa ooo
Romance / Re: First Time Dating by Cipriani(m): 11:13pm On Sep 12, 2011
Dgunnerz:

Haba! Bro,u daju gann!
He's just asking.

angry angry angry angry He should go and ask secondary school students or preferably Sun newspaper tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Young Sweetheart Loves Going To The Cinemas by Cipriani(m): 10:26pm On Sep 12, 2011
angry angry angry angry angry angry

@Orikinla Since you live in Bonny camp, I will advise you to pay some soldiers to flog you into coma. If you are lucky to wake up in 10yrs time, maybe you would be able to think better and ask sensible questions. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Why Are You Single? by Cipriani(m): 10:11pm On Sep 12, 2011
My girlfriend is in Pry 1.  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Besides, being single is priceless.

seedord247:


I use Okin Antispetic Soap. Afta i finish watching indecency Movies

Try Tetmosol Soap, very very good. grin grin grin grin
Computers / Help: My Hp Netbook Gets So Hot by Cipriani(m): 9:55pm On Sep 12, 2011
I need help. I use a HP Netbook 210 series. It has 2gb ram and 350Gb hard disk with other features of a netbook. My problem is that it gets very hot and my google chrome then responds so slow. Sometimes, my google chrome browser crashes. My touch pad gets so hot that it burns my fingers. Does anyone experience this and what can I do to reduce the temperature and make my google chrome not freeze at intervals. It uses an intel atom processor but really heats up around the hard disk area. Thank you.  cool cool cool
Romance / Re: First Time Dating by Cipriani(m): 9:41pm On Sep 12, 2011
May22nd:

If you and your lady agree to meet at fast food or tantalizing restaurant first the first time in order to know each other better,what are the attitudes the lady will demonstrate that show she is interested in the man?
Response should come mostly from ladies. Thank you. grin

@May22nd When she starts ordering for anything and everything you can't afford or ever eat in your life till you die, then she has good interest in you . Ode oshi Asking stupid question tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by Cipriani(m): 9:37pm On Sep 12, 2011
pendo89:

Are u guys serious? Aren't pads disposable like diapers.
Good lord do I even have to say that? or what pad are we talking about here?
you know what? am out. keep washing and hanging 'pads'

You are a money waster. You throw away pads after first use when you are supposed to use it thrice or more before disposing. Use a knife to scrape the top, hang to dry and re-use grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Mrs, Chima:

Gendo, why are you taking these nuts serious?

angry angry angry angry What is your problem? At least, you have a d1ck and not pu.ssy. What is your concern with pads, transgendered oshi tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Will You Wash Your Girlfriend Pants Or Pad In The Name Of Love? by Cipriani(m): 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2011
pendo89:

shocked
Efe,how old are you? what do u understand by the term 'pad'?
You don't need to answer that, but for pants am sure theres a thread on that

Good lord who are these people

Yekpaaa!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

@Efe, I can wash her pants and that is why we have mortar and pestle in the house. But for pads, i can't wash them, I can only hang them to dry tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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