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Education / Re: OAU Students Sing 'Soapy' In Class, Lecturer Looks On by clapbest(m): 2:38pm On Nov 24, 2019
Now what if just what if the lecturer asked them to dance for him since he has not seen anyone making the moves

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A.... by clapbest(m): 6:27am On Oct 02, 2019
Preciousgirl:
Can you have sexx with somebody's wife?

Be honest

Why and why not?

Yes if she's sex starved
Romance / Re: I Have Enter One Chance Relationship. by clapbest(m): 3:13pm On Aug 09, 2019
Its funny how most guys don't seem to understand that the level of a man's progress is dependent on the type of woman he keeps brother its simply called relationship and not occupation so don't go an stick your neck on a poll just because you want to impress a woman if God in his all knowing wisdom could not satisfy these creatures (no disrespect intended)

He gave them eye brows they shave it, nails they still added extra , hair they extended it et all then what makes you think you can ever please her?

Well it also depends on how your started out with her , maybe you came to her as a Mr. Capable lol

If so why complaining ealse I'll simply advise you to call her to order your not her father but her boyfriend assist her when you can and don't kill yourself

Period

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Romance / Re: The 5 Things You Can Use To Tell A Serious & Good Man by clapbest(m): 3:23am On Aug 09, 2019
[quote author=XhosaNostra post=81050120]I believe every individual has their own set of rules, land mines & deal breakers in a relationship. Some more specific than others.

I don't know about how other people go about it, but I always state mine very early on, so it is understood from the get go what my values are.
Like you said, things like loyalty don't change depending on which direction the wind blows. My core values also remain the same no matter who I choose to be with & I cannot compromise on them.

Relationships are a learning curve, so even though I've been in quite a few, I still don't know what the qualities of a 'good man' are supposed be lol. I only know what gels with me. A man is as 'good' as his beliefs vs. my own, I'd say. If we have a lot in common, we're 'good'.

Now a subject I'm very certain about is who is not right for me. This one is not as complicated as trying to figure out who's good. It's clear cut & simple. It all goes back to my FIXED & 'NOT ABOUT TO CHANGE ANYTIME SOON' core beliefs. I value things like communication, consistency, honesty & of course, loyalty. Try me on ANY of these things & the end is nigh. I think I'm pretty uncomplicated that way smiley

[/quote. I'm so Impressed I must admit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zenith Bank Test Format? by clapbest(m): 3:58pm On Jul 07, 2019
cooldudeng:
Just thot i should contribute. Have

taken the Zenith test and am glad

to inform you that i passed. The

book used for the apt test is a

foreign GMAT text book. Barron's

GMAT to be specific. I must say

the book is kind of scare in the

market right now but you can

contact me for further assistance

about getting the book. Like

Patrick said it comprises of four section of about 25 question each.


This post was made in 2008. That’s 11 years ago, I’m not sure if it’s still relevant

Please can I still get the GMAT?

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The P Cartel. by clapbest(m): 11:23pm On Jun 28, 2019
ubunja:
they must be happy. We're making men kings again so women can be queens. Simps have no queens,

Lol

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The P Cartel. by clapbest(m): 9:52pm On Jun 15, 2019
I know a lot of women will never like how this revelation is going
Family / Re: Man Helps His Brother In Giving Birth To 3 Kids With His Wife, While He's Away by clapbest(m): 9:47am On May 08, 2019
Hahahaha
Romance / Re: Cheating In Relationship by clapbest(m): 4:17am On May 08, 2019
ojuwura:


La autocorrect La bend

Hahaha

This one off me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I'm In Desperate Need Of A Job by clapbest(m): 4:16am On May 08, 2019
Iyanda50:
What is your Discipline?
economics
Family / Re: Is She A Prostitute Or A Caring Mom? by clapbest(m): 4:15am On May 08, 2019
elantraceey:
She's a prostitute simple and short. A woman that has hands and legs don't need to sell her body to take care of her kids.
I bet you've not seen much
Romance / Re: Cheating In Relationship by clapbest(m): 3:49am On May 08, 2019
ojuwura:


Because according to a recent report, women are the way is required withdraw Dangote till the land and no money is die.
Auto correct or
Politics / Re: Kwara Governor-elect: A Breath Of "Fresh Air" Or Another Long March In Miniature by clapbest(m): 3:38am On May 08, 2019
Right step
Politics / Re: Army Raises Alarm Over Plans Scuttle Presidential Inauguration by clapbest(m): 6:28am On May 06, 2019
post=78125572:
Daddy, please you are just too gentle and nice to these evil acts perpetrators.
If your POSITIVE high handedness is the only thing you borrow from Obasanjo, we will greatly APPRECIATE it sir.

The evil and CORRUPT politicians have seen that you are too nice to a fault, that is why they keep coming with more and more BS on a daily basis.

Lock the enemies of the country that do no want peace to reign so that they can come back to continue their looting please.

Disrupt Presidential Inauguration and you will never have another good thing to disrupt anymore in your life after that!!
ANIMALS!!

So the opposition is now the one fuelling book haram?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I'm In Desperate Need Of A Job by clapbest(m): 6:37pm On Feb 26, 2019
Neduzze5:


You never start to dey need job yet... If you need job, you for don put your location and a way to reach across to you.

Thanks for the observation bro
Location : Cross River State ( but ready to relocate to any location I get an offer )

Contact : vitandoya@gmail.com
08187391123

Field of study : economics (2.2)
Jobs/Vacancies / Please I'm In Desperate Need Of A Job by clapbest(m): 6:27am On Feb 26, 2019
Hi good morning fellow NLs please I'm in desperate need of a job of any nature. I completed my NYSC program since June last year and I've been home and idle please help if you can and my God will surely bless you richly.
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: A Player Is Nothing But A Woman With A Dick by clapbest(m): 3:37am On Feb 21, 2019
I really don't know what to say to you right now
Pls accept my Thank you offer your indeed a genius

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by clapbest(m): 2:56am On Feb 21, 2019
ubunja:

Appreciate the well thought-out response.

Will telling your GF that with your Ex you did XYZ make her think after breaking up you'll do the same? Men must not kiss and tell but its always about how you bring it up:
You: "ever did a 3sum before? "
Your GF: "no. You?"
You: "I did with my Ex"
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What if she agrees to a fantasy and you fumble and embarrass yourself?
Lol.good point. Guys must take care not to bite more than they can chew. In any case I have always preferred to try something aside first before coming out with it in the open. I should have included that in the post. Nice one.
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Hitting up a woman and getting dirty with her. Will you get blocked?
Not if you know your Chat Game and know how to ease a girl into dirty chat. I'm about done with an original post:Chatting & Gaming, that will shed a light on that issue.
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Not every man wants 3sums etc?
True. But do you know your woman's own fantasies? Or how she is fulfilling them?

mezarddinny thanks boss





Your Simplr amazing trust me

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by clapbest(m): 2:54am On Feb 21, 2019
SweetBuns:
Crap.... Total bullcrap undecided

Come on sweet heart be honest with yourself you know how this things work.. Or are you hating him for been honest?
Romance / Re: One Major Cause Of Breakups We Often Neglect by clapbest(m): 2:14am On Feb 21, 2019
Beautiful piece I must admit

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Celebrities / Re: 'Teni Is A Lesbian' - Mr Rational Laughter Accuses The Singer by clapbest(m): 4:05pm On Feb 13, 2019
Onyi22:
Am still wondering how this tomboy made it to d music industry with the trash she always sing,
Nothing good can come out from Afonja, they r all bunch of irresponsibilities......
And for those frustrated, broke ass niggas on nairaland DAT keeps sending me gmail begging me for my number, I weep for them all...
I said it before n am still saying it,DAT I don't go out with pyoor guys, they should find their level.....

I'm still trying to come to terms with your words are you seeking puplicity ? Or trying to advertise what you do for a living? Else if your dp is truly who you are . ....... Then I spit on you

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Politics / Re: Busty Slay Queen Supporter Of Wike That Got People Talking- Photo by clapbest(m): 5:17pm On Feb 11, 2019
jetz:
Kpash

This is an obudu exclamation
WO ye Bette ah?
Romance / Re: Secondary School Students Caught Having Sex In Festac, Lagos by clapbest(m): 9:08pm On Feb 09, 2019
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Crime / Re: Man Flogs His Wife After Catching Her Having Sex With A Neighbour by clapbest(m): 12:22pm On Feb 04, 2019
Shame on her

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Investment / Re: . by clapbest(m): 5:58am On Feb 03, 2019
imitateMe:
I suspect a scam here. Robots have many disadvantages plus they are limited by time lag and they depend on indicators which are very inaccurate. I do binary options and I comfortably make 70$ weekly. I started with just 3,800 naira.



Please can I chart you up on wattsapp?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 10 CV Mistakes That Could Cost You The Job by clapbest(m): 5:44am On Feb 03, 2019
Do you write CVs and for how much each?
Politics / Re: Assets: CCB Refuses Access To Kyari, Amaechi, Fashola’s Declaration Forms by clapbest(m): 4:46pm On Feb 02, 2019
jaxxy:



This invariably means onnoghen’s trial is just a farce

Its simply politucal. No body is against his trial but the timing and lack of due process is what is raising all this dust. Why was he not tried all these years? Come on now i believe Nigerians are not follish
Politics / Re: Assets: CCB Refuses Access To Kyari, Amaechi, Fashola’s Declaration Forms by clapbest(m): 5:54am On Feb 02, 2019
Forget it CCB will never release those forms on the guess that it's private therefore giving them more time to withdraw the old forms and refill new ones, but I trust Nigeria's to dig out their lil dirty secrate .

But if former CJN's form made its way to the public domain then I see no reason why CCB will not release the forms of the above men
It shall never be well with their supporters

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari, Michelle Obama To Receive Awards At Miss Inspire Beauty Pagent by clapbest(m): 5:39am On Feb 02, 2019
Thoughtful
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Guys Are Like That, Girls Are Like This by clapbest(m): 12:19am On Feb 02, 2019
Saffi:
Divorced bitter broke men. I’ve never seen a guy genuinely happy with money, joining mtgow. Even if they don’t want full blown relationships, they still associate, flirt, spend money and entertain
women.

Sorry for quoting you twice in a row!!

Those associating with other women have anything to do with been broken?

Just curious
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Guys Are Like That, Girls Are Like This by clapbest(m): 12:11am On Feb 02, 2019
Saffi:
Ubunja why have I never seen a guy with substantial cash join Mtgow? Why is it always bitter frustrated rejects that join? Just wondering.


Really ?
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Don't Respond To Emotional Punches With Physical Punches by clapbest(m): 4:43am On Jan 31, 2019
Your simply amazing op I must confess most of us read your post to note how nicely placed your words are and try to disect reality and what applies to our own immediate environment.


In all your good bro trusth me you deserve some accolades

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