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FamilyRe: How Many Of Us Actually Say SORRY To Our Spouse? by Claracuzio: 5:28pm On Jul 02, 2012
freecocoa: ^Seriously? cheesy

That's all you got say?I do have a conscience too ofcourse.undecided

Chaircover said something,that sometimes instead of apologizing,one tries to justify whatever was done,now what have you got to say about that?

Please tell me how to talk to this guy,I'm tired of the silence.sad
Just give the guy a bj and that should do the magic
HealthIs It Normal To Have A Cold Body? by Claracuzio(op): 9:23am On Jul 01, 2012
Fellow people, I have a friend who's body is always cold especially her palms.
She also has eye sacs and I have advised her to seek medical attention since this does not seem normal to me but she claims its normal.
Pls what do you guys think about this? Is it normal?

Pls mods help move this to the front page. Thanks
RomanceRe: Dark Guys Vs Fair Guys by Claracuzio: 4:22pm On Jun 29, 2012
Dyt: hmmmm
thinkin . . . . .
be it fair/dark
jst v d slim handsome u
I knew u'll choose me, nice 1 dear
CultureRe: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Claracuzio: 7:07am On Jun 29, 2012
Dem no dey decieve ashawo dey fcu k 2 times oh
Car TalkRe: Tips For Driving Through Lagos Floods by Claracuzio: 8:03am On Jun 28, 2012
ZUBY77: Good info for newbie drivers. My own advice is to start moving to a higher land. We still dont know what is going to happen with this floods. Dont be in the same vehicle with your family.
How can we drive without the AC which dries the windshield? That would be a suicide mission.
I hope u know that the ac fans suck air and I guess u can imagine when the car is waterlogged it will attempt to suck the water which wiLl be filled with all sorts of debris, nylon etc which will either break the fan blades or suck dirt into ur system.
Wisen up my brother
Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Barred From Discussing Chris Okotie’s Marriage by Claracuzio: 6:24am On Jun 28, 2012
Claracuzio: "Archbishop dey for london, pope dey for rome, imam dey for mecca"
Fela said it all.
"Archbishop na miliki, pope na enjoyment, imam na gbaladun" my brotha wetin u say?
Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Barred From Discussing Chris Okotie’s Marriage by Claracuzio:
wink
CultureRe: Is Black Magic Real Or Just Made Up To Scare People? by Claracuzio: 6:42am On Jun 26, 2012
lavita2: I hate hearsays! Can somebody with concrete proof show us how Juju is real? I have never seen it work, as such don't believe in it. Why do you rule out coincidence?
I pity u. Wetin u tink say pastors dey use do miracle?
What u need to understand is that there are positive powers which belong to God used for doing good
And there are negative powers controlled by the 8-X used for doing evil.
While men of God and good minded diviners tap into the positive powers to achieve good for their fellow man, evil men tap into the negative powers to bring doom to their fellow man.

Any nigerian that still fails to acknoweledge the existence of jazz is very very blunt and uninformed.
Way back in my jss2 days boys don dey carry blow drop ring for emmergency fight na.

Internet don confuse youth of nowadays.
Car TalkRe: Big Daddy Camry (2003 - 2006): Why Don't People Like It? by Claracuzio: 11:37am On Jun 08, 2012
Superb ride, been using mine a 2005 model since 2007 and no complains though wanna change the shock absorbers this weekend.
Lovely ride no complains.
TravelRe: Dana Airplane Crashed At Iju-Agbado, Ayinla Bus-Stop by Claracuzio: 4:57pm On Jun 03, 2012
See traffic! Too bad
TravelRe: Dana Airplane Crashed At Iju-Agbado, Ayinla Bus-Stop by Claracuzio: 4:52pm On Jun 03, 2012
OMG
RomanceRe: Public Or Private Marriage Proposals: Which Do Ladies Prefer? by Claracuzio: 1:03pm On Jun 01, 2012
Dyt: any1 o
[size=28pt]I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS, I CANT WAIT ANYMORE, POP THE DIAMOND RING BEFORE THE QUESTION O[/size]
(On my knees)
Marry me my love and I will make u feel what no man has ever made u feel before
RomanceRe: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by Claracuzio: 12:43pm On Jun 01, 2012
190: [color=RED][size=18pt]OMG!!

She turned down a guy driving a 190 - A 190 shocked shocked shocked

Afterall 190 is also BENZ![/size][/color]
190 I know say u must involve for this matter!
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati Explains Why The President Didn't Say Amen To Anti Corruption Pray by Claracuzio: 6:32am On May 29, 2012
iluvnaija: Abuja– Spokesperson for President Jonathan Ebele Goodluck, Mr Reuben Abati, has responded to accusations that Jonathan and members of his cabal refused to say amen to at this weekend’s democracy day Church Service when the preacher offered a prayerful curse against corruption amongst public officials.

Speaking to reporters, Mr Abati revealed aspects of protocol that are not widely known outside Government circles, and which would explain why Mr President and ministers didn’t say Amen to the prayer by Most Reverend Peter Akinola, committing corrupt politicians to the court of God.

According to him, it is a long standing presidential protocol that during Church or Mosque services, the President only offers a fixed number of amens or amis, as the case may be.

The Reverend had offered many prayers and demanded many amens prior to the contentious one, Abati explained, the result of which was that the day’s quota of amens had been used up.

“Why?” asked the spokesperson, “would President not say amen to a prayer against corruption?”

He advised preachers, pastors, imams etc, to familiarise themselves with government protocol and to also limit the length of their prayers and sermons.

“It is the same people accusing the President of not saying amen to anti-corruption prayer that would be accusing him of favouritism if he had broken with protocol and said more amens than is allowed by constitution,” Abati said.

-Jowo Mabinu


Hehehehe!
Am so happy I belong to this geographic settlement called nija!
We too much!
I love naija


Source: http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Reuben-Abati-explains-why-The-President-didnt-say-Amen-to-Anti-Corruption-Prayer
BusinessRe: Best Nigerian Bank For UK Returnee Back To Naija by Claracuzio: 10:50am On May 23, 2012
Bear bear bank. Or ashewo quaters
Car TalkRe: HELP: My Car Is Consuming Too Much Fuel. by Claracuzio: 6:22am On May 21, 2012
Ikenna351: Lol!

Ikenna.
I think ur tank might be leaking
PoliticsRe: Jega, INEC boss, Escapes Mob Attack In Jigawa by Claracuzio: 9:42am On May 20, 2012
Nigerians will always run away from the truth. Let's put aside tribe and sentiments.
Buhari will perform better than GEJ anytime.
It is only a FOOL that will cast his vote for PDP/GEJ.
Why is everybody clamouring about "dogs and boboons" those "dogs and baboons" are also nigerians and they also want a good economy.
We claim to be well read, informed and all that... But we do not want to come to terms with the fact that PDP has failed nigeria
If this is about GEJ and Buhari, then let's compare nija now and *NG* when buhari ruled.
The rate at which GEJ is killing naija. We might not even witness the so called bloody elections.
Which do you prefer?
1. A fully rigged elections which leaves the nation broke and leaves the elected leaders no choice to loot the reminants of the nations looted funds prior to the elections?
2. A change even if we don't know whether positive or negative?

I will opt for (2) because (1) already spells doom.
If (2) brings doom then it will be written that we opposed doom but failed, but if it brings hope it will be written that we opposed doom to bring forth hope.
Rather than voting for doom.
CareerRe: Any Hope With 3.49 CGPA? by Claracuzio: 2:08pm On May 19, 2012
I don't know why this topic is here, the poster should go and complain at nuc or he should go and buy jamb form and try again.
Rubbish.
CareerRe: Any Hope With 3.49 CGPA? by Claracuzio:
smiley
FamilyRe: Is Being Married And Having Kids A Stumbling Block To One's Dreams And Goals. by Claracuzio: 10:08pm On May 18, 2012
Madam I suggest u have more kids so that ur husband can employ you as a full time nanny
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Threatens To Attack Govt Buildings In Abuja &19 Northern States by Claracuzio: 12:09pm On May 18, 2012
Somthing tells me that gej wants to make the north feel so insecure so they can move the FCT to the niger delta.
AutosRe: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by Claracuzio: 6:54am On May 17, 2012
Simply put: seller= sharp guy, buyer= HEAVY MUGU.
Dem suppose slap the mumu buyer. I no know say this kain mugu still dey nija
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Employ Your Ex-Girlfriend To Work In Your Company ? by Claracuzio: 6:17am On May 10, 2012
Pls Employ her as ur personal assistant.
FoodRe: What Are Your Favourite Nigerian Food/Meals? by Claracuzio: 3:33pm On May 09, 2012
Amala, Gberi and ogunfe with morturary standard Gulder and a french kiss from DYT my favourite niralander
HealthRe: Health Workers Begin Indefinite Nationwide Strike by Claracuzio: 12:33pm On May 08, 2012
Its high time government look for alternative health workers. And I think lagos state govt should lift the ban on sales of agbo on the streets.
Well I haven't been to the hospital for treatment in the past 20yrs. I always use herbal remedy when I have malaria, and since the introduction of alomo bitters I have been a faithful user of this product.
So
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HealthRe: Lagos Sacks Striking Doctors by Claracuzio: 6:40am On May 08, 2012
Useless doctors. Their mates are researching and making medical innovations they are crying for salary increase.
Why don't they ask for more facilities to enable them perform better?
Anofia all of them.
Tradomedical kuku full everywhere
Car TalkRe: by Claracuzio: 5:39am On May 08, 2012
Most Women always drive foolishly
FamilyRe: How & Why Do Siblings Fall Apart? by Claracuzio: 6:31pm On May 07, 2012
Stupid topic!
PoliticsPresident Umaru Musa Yaradua by Claracuzio(op):
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SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini Is Dead? by Claracuzio: 12:56am On May 05, 2012
RIP RASHIDI YEKINI NA SO LIFE BE
FoodRe: What Are The Health Benefits Of Drinking/ Soaking Garri ? by Claracuzio: 7:53pm On Apr 30, 2012
Garri dey cure highness, especially igbo highness
CareerRe: I Have Been Sacked But I Have N1.5m by Claracuzio:
undecided kiss

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