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zangbah: Why only Ibb and obj, are they the only criminals in this country! how about Ojukwu and others.

How about you and your father? Were they not also crooks? Olodo.

greatgod2012: From experience, snoring has to do with tiredness and position of sleeping, anytime im so tired or i sleep lying with my back, i will definately snore, so, i will recomend what my hubby usually do when i snore..........the day i snore, he will wake me up and ask me to sleep and lie with my side, it has always worked, u too can try it, love conquers all, apart from waking me up to ask me to change my sleeping position, he never complain about it, only when he want to crack jokes, e.g, when im being too busy, he can say, stop overworking yourself o,because when you are so tired, u snores.....blah blah blah.
May God help us all.
Btw, im not a heavy snorer o, let nobody shout on me o.
P. S........i dont think snorers know that they snore until they are told, like my own case, i dont know i snore until im told.

Better stop sleeping like a log of wood. With time your husband will begin getting frustrated with your snores.

No wonder our sockaway system is always filled.

Rest in Peace, Soldier.

berem!:
he has been too dumb and cluelessfor my liking.hope he becomes smarter next year.

Berem abi Berem! U wan make dem ban u again abi

bunmila: If you are a staff then u shld be sacked for such disloyalty
Olodo

Shut up bitc.h. I'm sure you must be one of those overfed headoffice staff. Mshewwww.....

He has performed woefully. By this time last year, things were much better.

Last year Access bank rewarded us with half bag of rice and 2 dozens of liquid peak milk. But this year they are giving each staff 10 packets of sugar each for christmas. What on earth do they want staff to do with sugar? Abi make we dey use am soak garri or they want to kill us with diabetes? Na wah o.

I believe the Navy. The aircraft is relatively new and also routinely maintained according to shedule. The major cause of the crash was its overuse by our fat greedy and insensitive presidency. They converted a chopper into a flying molue/kabukabu and overstressed the engine. Naturally, it gave up at the 15th trip. Tell me why they wont go by road from bayelsa to P.H? Oh i forgot, they refused to repair the roads. They must continue crashing till they repair our roads.

Callotti: Prophet of DOOM!
Why can't he predict 24 hours of uninterrupted electricity for Xmas?
Ogboni-Okija CHRISTIAN!

What a phocking WRRRETCH!

I only watched this man once 'by mistake'. . . a complete turn-off!
STARK ILLITERATE. . . with a congregation even more super-REETARDED!

Na when plane don crash finish, dem go commot for dem rat hole come talk say dem prophesy. Fake prophets.

helpmeohgod: More

It is obvious this chopper exploded mid air. Either the engine caught fire, or a bomb detonated within the cabin. Either way, i suspect sabotage.

Billyonaire: I used to think you had brains, I was wrong!

He has always been an Yoruba JACKA.S.S.

omo_to_dun: My brother, Okonjo did not harm personally me. I was simply thanking Obatala for the bounty that He showered on his children. It wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that this venture will result in the most profitable of all kidnapping jobs. I reckon that they will demand at least half a billion naira.

That is a lot of money and it is a good cause for jubilation and celebration. When Obatala answers my prayers, then I will no longer be poor, for I would have snuffed out a couple of millions from a wealthy family.

Please, put me in your prayers.

YOU ARE FUNNY.

Kikinki: @ Berem.i have benefitted cos of her transparency and i gave no bribe.i have never gotten anything from Nigerian government but my propsal was approved and money released.come on Nigerians stop criticizing from afar.key into the policies and develop yourself.@ Onatisi, i dont like ur band of twisted uncordinated noise.

Don't mind the frustrated BABE.

cap28: this "innocent old woman" was one of many beneficiaries of the money Okonjo Iweala looted from the nigerian treasury so she must bear the consequences of having a theif as a daughter, have you stopped to ask yourself about the teeming masses of unemployed youth roaming the streets of nigeria, do they deserve the miserable lives they have been condemned to courtesy of Okonjo Iweala and her accomplices in europe and america ? what have you got to say about a woman who diverts funds meant for education and healthcare into the coffers of european banks to pay off non existent debt ?

IDIOT. Which beneficiary? For your info, the woman is a medical doctor and a professor. Her husband is alo a professor. So tell me mr, how they benefited from looting the treasury? Some NLers are just plain dumb.

~Royal~:

Isn't your God Named Olòrún Or Some Bullshit Like that?

Stop Spitting those Middle Eastern Fairy Tales Young Man and Worship Yourselves.

You waiting for this fake jesus to come back and save you from who exactly?!...His Own Children!?....

Throw those Books in the Fire...

Chop Chop Children...

Don't Silence me Mods...My People Need me...

The Black Hitler up in this Biiitch.

You people need an Extremist....a man who guides by a leash and choke chain!

Shut your trap! Keyboard warrior.

Callotti: This keeps getting better and better!
God bless my sweet America jare!
Thank my Agnostic God!
Wharrrra USELESS CU/NT-RY!

See debt being raked up for thieves to loot?
Kai!!!!

Everyday i wake up, i regret voting for this clueless president.

Abeg they should deregister more of those mushroom parties. Most of them don't even have a single ward in any LGA in any state.

Every muslim household should be a prime suspect.

He is not white (caucasian). He is Arab and is a cousin to the Boko haramites.

flexshop: “Do a deed which Allah by his grace and mercy saves you from the punishment of the grave and a dangerous bridge with a speed of light.

“Save you from the greatest fear. Allow you save from hell fire. 70 members of your family shall marry you 72 virgins in paradise, gives you a crown of respect, which even the prophet will be impressed with.

“Keep your soul in the green birds of paradise and your wish to return to the World and die as he died because of the good blessings and reward you encounter after such noble last deed. I pray for you to do such a noble deed,’’ the message stated.

Mr Emeka Okoro, the counsel to the accused persons, however, applied for a short adjournment to enable him to access the officer’s statement which was not before the court.

Justice Bilkisu Aliyu then adjourned cross examination of the witness to Dec 6. Aliyu ordered the State Security Service to avail the counsel to the accused persons with the army officer’s statement.

(NAN)

So assuming they get their wish and the 72 virgins demand for sex at the same time? Can they satisfy them? Bunch of dumb a.s.s NEGROES.

FreeGlobe: Yesirrrrrrrr...... even with a sleeping, stingy, selfish, thief thief governor, Anambra is working.

He is now selfish and stingy because he refused to share the state money with THIEVES like you.

Ikengawo: what are you talking about?
I think you assumed that I'm saying the opposition dominating the media is a bad thing, or that PDP is good and deserves praise?
I'm simply saying that praise is sent in a lobsided fashion where opposition is overtly praised and PDP governors that perform aren't mentioned. What was the last article you saw about something being built in Awka Ibom? because the level of building happening there is unrivaled in nigeria but it still falls to silent ears because of our agenda driven media.
they want to create a situation where 'good news' only comes out of opposition states.

That is because the non performing president and other PDP governors have done so badly that the brand 'PDP' is now seen as an evil brand. Even the Amaechi that u claim is performing, has done nothing when you weigh it with the amnount of money at his disposal, compared to other poor states. He is instead diverting the funds to buying a private jet and constructing the unworkable Mono Rail.

geez*:
[b]Which part of the trustees don't these illiterates understand?

The late coward had said she should replace him. Is that so hard to understand?

These Igbo people never cease to amaze me. In a country called Biafra, that is about the size of Oyo State, with half of the land eroded away, another quarter occupied by floods and still yet they've not been able to add value to their land and they claim to be the ones that have made other regions prosper. If one million Igbos in Lagos have caused Lagos to prosper, how come over 20million Igbos in Enugu, Ebonyi, Amambra, Imo and Abia haven't made the states prosper? How come Oyo State is still more prosperous than the most prosperous Igbo state? How come even Ogun State, which is the number 3 state in the SW, is almost as prosperous as the most prosperous Igbo state? How come the unemployment rate in the SE is the highest after the north? How come poverty is the highest in the SE after the north? How come they have the largest concentration of crime and criminals?

I just wished Yorubaland was a country on its own. You can't compare the rapid rate of development we had as a region (Western Region) to the crap these guys from the other regions have brought to slow down our development and drag us back to their archaic levels.

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Excuuuuuuseeee me..... Oyo state more developed than all states in the east? What does Oyo state have to show apart from the dirty smelly Ibadan and the numerous motor parks lorded over by NURTW minions? Negro pleazeeeee!!!!!!! Sit your ignorant, lazy Yoruba ass before your computer (that is if u have one) and do your research. Or better still, take the next available flight down to enugu and see things for yourself. I'm tired of replying to these Yoruba lowlives.

Lasinoh: Bianca!
Ngwa. . . come and marry!
I hope your daughter is reading all these?
She will learn one thing for sure.
FOLLOWING AND MARRYING SUGAR-GRANDPAS IS NOT A ROLL IN THE HAY!

What a mess!

I don't know any POLYGAMIST in history that has such a disgraceful matrimonial resume.
Tufiakwa!!!
Welcome to Biafraland. . .ABEG MAKE UNA SECEDE SHARP-SHARP. . . before this una HATEFULNESS spread all over Nigeria!
Is Ojukwu the first to breed children by more than one woman?

Na wetin be all this?
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDY, SELFISH ANOUHIAS!
MONEY-MONEY-MONEY!!!
TUFIAKWA!!!

And as usual, your jealousy is consuming you like fire. If you hate Ojukwu and Igbos so much, i can assist you in committing suicide. Since that is what you want.

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Them no fine.