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Jobs/VacanciesRe: University Of Ibadan Recruits For Academic & Non-academic Staff Positions by Classicman47(m): 9:46pm On Dec 16, 2015
DDeliverer:
PLS WAT DOES PER ANNUM MEAN? WEEKLY OR MONTHLY?
No, it means Daily.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: University Of Ibadan Recruits For Academic & Non-academic Staff Positions by Classicman47(m): 9:45pm On Dec 16, 2015
sirTesco:
Can one with an OND in Agricultural Engineering and Bsc (Edu) in Agricultural Science and Msc in Agricultural Science apply for the lecturing job in in Agric. Econs and extension dept. though not being a PH.D holder for now?
U dey ask me?
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Classicman47(m): 9:03pm On Dec 16, 2015
Estharfabian:
cryWell, trust me girl....Your world Would be Much Easier n less dramatic if You Stopped Making It Revolve around "Guys"...lipsrsealed

Are You independent? Do You just want A Guy Coz U want someone taking care of Your needs, financially? coz U seem pretty desperate to me!undecided

Maybe the reason these guys are backing Out is 'Coz They feel You'd only be parasitic towards 'em...and No one wants that!embarassed

Bout the 2013 guy...He doesn't like You..I think U should just forget bout him..No Real guy would see a Lady in that much pain and still ignore her the way he did..he's A douchebag!

Just start working Towards Your future...Be independent, be successful, be beautiful, be bold, be classy...that's when Guys would come, You'd only have to choose from so many...
@OP pls if u are sensible, read everything this young lady has posted here and follow it to the letter!

You have a lot of things working against u. First you are pretty desperate. Second, you are still desperate.

I mean how could u even let yourself get emotionally attached to a guy who told you he has a girlfriend from the outset? Oh, you expected he would leave her for you bah? Because you two had chemistry? What of biology?

Baby girl, you are beautiful yes we know, but not every beautiful girl is meant to be in a relationship at every given instant in her life. So stop listening to your friends who keep wondering why a pretty girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend. Its your life. Allow them do them, while you do you(hope u get that).

See, you have to start committing to a higher cause as soon as possible. Life isn't just about romantic relationships.
Get your degree. If you have that already, plan for a higher degree maybe. Get a job. Start a business. Develop yourself. Be independent. Make some money for yourself. And keep praying to God. If a good man comes your way, you marry. If he hasn't showed up yet, you still be living well. Doing your thing your way. Buying stuff you like...with your own dough.

One love.
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Classicman47(m): 8:42pm On Dec 16, 2015
Cholls:
My sister their is absolutely nothing wrong with you. The reason you fall for the wrong guys is simply because you are too emotional. My sister the only way for you to find the right guy is for you to start hating guys for you to know who is serious to have you.
See dis one. hating guys for what?
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Classicman47(m): 8:38pm On Dec 16, 2015
achinaboy:
maybe you have to learn how not to be so gumy gumy to guys, most guys I know,don't like women that are so gumy and emotional,,just be free and enjoy your life as a young girl, don't be so much focused on settling down, when it's time to settle down,the right person will come, and again don't be so cheap give guys some hard time,and that would make them to really try hard because they want to see that which makes you special, goodluk
Did she mention dat she is cheap? Everybody just dey advise wetin dem no even know.
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Classicman47(m): 8:34pm On Dec 16, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
My brother ur very correct. Infatuation makes us feel like we are in love. And I also think her problem also might be her looks, she says she's pretty yet no admirers, most of u guys don't go for pretty girls coz u have that notion that ur not the only dude on the line and so therefore lots of guys that would've loved to be with her will just use that negative vibe n let her go, and then she on the other hand jumps at every little opportunity she gets with a guy coz many of them are not fort coming, so I understand her plight very well, the only issue she has is not being able to carry herself or value herself well enough.
And so she shld reduce the beauty or what?
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Classicman47(m): 8:32pm On Dec 16, 2015
Cyberfavour:
With your story, I can say that your conclusion is very wrong. You concluded wrongly, it's just coincidental.

My sole advice to you is to stop being too emotional and even when you love a guy don't let him see you like you are so dependent on him
BULL.
RomanceRe: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by Classicman47(m): 12:45pm On Dec 16, 2015
jordanriverz:
eheeen is it bad...I met my husband when I was 18 and he was 44..today we are very happy.
Chiiiisos!! 40-wetin?
RomanceRe: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by Classicman47(m): 12:41pm On Dec 16, 2015
dubemnaija:
8yrs difference, a pedophile?
Dat is not the issue the issue is dat the girl is UNDER AGE.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Rivers Varsity Lecturer, Son In Port Harcourt by Classicman47(m): 10:06am On Dec 16, 2015
Keneking:
" Dr Ebirien Fubara has been killed alongside his so nat shocked

"first killed his second with a rod and then went for the father, clubbing him till he fell unconscious" shocked.

Very poor editing embarassed
Forget the editing, focus on the information my friend.
RomanceRe: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Classicman47(m): 8:27pm On Dec 14, 2015
iceberylin:
Thanks for the advice
U are welcome. And I suggest you take it serious.
RomanceRe: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Classicman47(m): 8:25pm On Dec 14, 2015
The only I can say to u my man is dis: it will ONLY TAKE DIVINE INTERVENTION or MIRACLE or whatever you choose to call it, for you to stop this act.

It has been deeply ingrained in ur subconscious that you don't even need to think about it before ur mind just says to you..."look, you haven't masturbated today...why don't you just do it now". And I bet u can't ever resist it.

To all these guys saying, think of what jesus wld say, blah blah blah... I have this to say to all of you: YOU have absolutely NO IDEA what you are talking about cuz you have never been there before so keep ur opinion to ursef cuz it don't apply here!

To my brother who is going thru this struggle... You are not alone bro. We in this same shit together.

I have to warn you though: you are causing serious(possibly irreparable) damage to your vital organs. For instance, am sure you notice very prominent veins/blood vessels on ur manhood. Those are not good signs at all. Talk about erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation & inability to maintain erection. Not to mention low sperm count like some1 already told you.

Pls ignore those who tell you that masturbation is harmless. That is a lie from the pit of hell. Excessive masturbation(which is obviously what is happening to you...and me) is more destructive than you can imagine.

Mostly what I do when it gets too much is this, I simply throw my hands in the air and say "GOD pls HELP ME". And I believe he will...some day.
RomanceRe: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Classicman47(m): 8:05pm On Dec 14, 2015
iceberylin:
Cut off your Hand...
U are just so childish, man. Grow up!
RomanceRe: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Classicman47(m): 7:50pm On Dec 14, 2015
Teempakguy:
hahaha. grin grin

There's no bloody way this is going to ever work. you know why?

because at that point, the limbic system is dominant. the part of the brain that controls the basest desires of humans, is in full force. and when this is happening, the cerebral cortex cannot do anything. the order of priority is clear, when the limbic system wants something, the cortex cannot override it.

so at that point, philosophizing about what Jesus is thinking would be totally pointless. he won't even be able to reach a conclusion as the limbic system continues to bombard the mind with urges that cannot be overcome by logic or reasoning.

this is probably why rapists and murders blame the devil for their actions. they are yet to realize that the real culprit is their own malfunctioning limbic system.
Seems to me like u know a lot about the nervous system.
RomanceRe: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Classicman47(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2015
Teempakguy:
This one is strong! sad


to those saying you should get rid of porn from your phone . . . well, what about the porn on the streets?

the truth is, there is probably not much you can do about it yourself. it's become an addiction. your body thinks it's normal.(apparently it is . . . or not . . . who even knows.)

so you might want to use what is called neuroassociative conditioning. where you reward yourself for not wanking off, and punish yourself for doing so. or you can have someone else do it for you.

the problem here is you have to actually find an equally satisfying venture to replace your urges for this to work. how you are going to do that . . . i have no idea. but if you are unable to replace the faux happiness it gives you with something equally satisfying but otherwise more . . . acceptable, you'll just find yourself going back to it.

my opinion.
No one can say it better than this, bro.
RomanceRe: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Classicman47(m): 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2015
sauceEEP:
Get yourself a girlfriend @ op.
Where is ur common sense my man. Someone wishes to stop committing wrong, and you advise him to engage in a different wrong? Nawa for ppl o
InvestmentRe: How Best To Invest N150,000 In Nigeria by Classicman47(m): 10:54am On Dec 14, 2015
pendusky:
nairaland is full of clowns, gone are the days when matured minds discuss n this forum.... i rep 2009 era, can tell you nairaland is full of clowns now adays. anyway i blame it on telecom netwrks for giving out free mb. SMH.
Ok Mr Mature Mind, offer your own suggestion.
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 9:53am On Dec 12, 2015
IceDude:
Bro how would u describe me a certified introvert that got social skills?
Simple: U have mastered your introversion!
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 9:29am On Dec 12, 2015
AdeniyiA:
Part of our strengths is also being straightforward, we don't beat about the bush/we hit the nail on the head when we see a lady we like ,that's, where we're heading in the relationship. Unfortunately, many of the girls turn you down for straight talks... do they all want lies?? huh

Though this may not be true for young introverts...
God bless you brother. I can't even imagine myself going round and round indirectly trying to make a girl like me. I just tell them point-blank, I like u and I want to be with u. No sugar coating!
There was one sometime ago that I got talking with. We were chatting and talking and it felt good. I already told her I liked her. And then she startd misbehaving: atimes I call her and she won't pick. I ping her on bbm but she won't reply. And later when she feels like it, she will now send me a msg like "wats up".
After some time I got tired of her BS and ignored her completely. Both online and offline.
I thot she was comfortable with it until yesterday. She pinged me and was like "I know we will end our fight in january 2016" I just laffed and said to myself "what a child!"
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 9:15am On Dec 12, 2015
OkeEsibe:
i join sha
cant luk at a girl's eyeballs wink
Bro u are just SHY. May or may NOT be introverted. There is a difference.
FamilyRe: Guys Can You Do This? (photos) by Classicman47(m): 9:05am On Dec 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy cheesy i cant let him back my baby oo,for wat naw?tho he can help me in d kitchen,no big deal.
Ur baby? Dat fell from the sky or the one he put inside u? Hmm
FamilyRe: Guys Can You Do This? (photos) by Classicman47(m): 9:03am On Dec 12, 2015
Demigods:
Smh *and they said Biafra is not violent...
And who said this guy's name is Biafra? Get ur facts straight. The man is clearly speaking for himself.
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 5:13am On Dec 12, 2015
Teempakguy:
dude, chill.

if you read my diary, you'll find that I often act similarly. I tried for sometime to change my character, but I didn't succeed, so . . . i thought, what the hell, I don't give a damn. cheesy cheesy


and so I've embraced my quirks. who cares about what others think of me, right?

and I'm totally happy being nice to girls. sure, all of them will friend zone me anyway. but it's cool anyways. books can't friend zone me. cool
U won't get married to books.
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 4:58am On Dec 12, 2015
edoziebobbyyahoocom:
i'm one of those introverted guys and i don't know why you guyz are making it sound cool i hate being the way i am most times.... undecidedi'm one of those introverted guys and i don't know why you guyz are making it sound cool i hate being the way i am most times....
Recreate ursef bro. And if u can't, then just live with it!
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 4:56am On Dec 12, 2015
I think the worst part about being introverted, not just in romantic relationships but in any setting at all, is the fact that EVERYONE(note the emphasis) misunderstands you, even folks who are probably just as introverted themselves but are probably not aware that there is a thing called that.

People everywhere look at you with suspicion. Like, you talk very little and mostly keep to yourself, that means you must have something up your sleeves,and it mustn't be something nice!

Some outrightly antagonize you for no reason whatsoever.

Some can dedicate a whole day observing you, trying to DECODE your behavioral patterns.

Some believe you are just too full of yourself and wonder why a person can be so proud? As in like, wetin dey give this guy morale sef?

Some will just ignore you completely!

As for relating with the opposite sex, hmmmm, different story!

I consider myself a Charmer(quite cute too, infact a guy once told me I fine like woman.lol). And I have yet to see a girl who wouldn't fall for my charmingly beautiful smile no matter how pretty. We can hit it off right the first time. I can even "number-close"(for those of you who know a thing or two about pick-up). But immediately after that, by some strange stroke of fate, they would stop answering after the first or second phone interaction or they won't even answer the first time(well except for those who are really needy and stuff).
I don't know how that happens.

The longest relationship I've had lasted about 6 months. And that was when I was in school and mostly just involved only sex cos I was too broke and too introverted to take her out most times(although she compensated for that by keeping multiple guys).

I am fast approaching 30 with no girlfriend whatsoever. I don't want to believe its normal.
But then again, I think of the fact that many years ago, I made up my mind that my major definite goal in life was to achieve Financial Security and so, every other thing(relationships inclusive) is a distraction since I don't multi-task. I will get married when I am ready. Afterall, having a girlfriend cannot be seen as an achievement anywhere.
And on several occasions, I ve tested my "marketability" by asking random pretty girls to marry me. To which some smiled and said they would "pray" over it.
So I don't think anything is wrong with me.
Am good.
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 4:21am On Dec 12, 2015
Politicos:
I can't say that to any female unless my love for her genuinely rocks my soul to the depth. I have got no delight in professing what's untrue, untried...
This one time, this fine young girl I really liked was in my house and in a desperate attempt to make love to her(she claimed she was a virgin), I told her "I love u" and she retorted "u only say that to me when I am in ur house!".
I was devastated to say the least. But then I had to start explaining to her that I am not the kind of guy who throws those words around like they mean nothing. Am not a good liar or deceiver of women, that's probably why I don't get laid as much as I wish to.
But its all good tho. I know my best years are still ahead of me.
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 4:14am On Dec 12, 2015
Politicos:
Introverts, I strongly encourage you to hook up with extroverted females for marriage balance and procreation importance so that you don't bear kids who would become socially dysfunctional and unhealthily reclusive.

My best relationship ever was with one finely outgoing damsel sometime ago. Her bright personality truly shone on my general outlook on society. With her loving shove, I appreciated the social benefits of occasional outdoor engagements and recreational activities. She was superb! I miss her every day of my life. Right now, I've been forced into a single world until there is a worthy replacement.
U have a solid point about the offspring thingy. But beyond that aspect, do u think the two can actually work out their compatibility issues?
I mean it feels good initially having an outgoing and lively person as a significant other(you being an introverted person) but sooner or later the two might start having squabbles based the personality differences. Either the female begins to feel bored and start looking for fun outside when she feels the male is too uptight and boring and stuff. Or the male himself begins to feel resentment towards the female for being too wild and stuff. Either way the relationship/marriage might just break down irretrievably and the said offsprings will be caught in the middle of the entire scenario.
Just my thoughts.
RomanceRe: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by Classicman47(m): 4:03am On Dec 12, 2015
Politicos:
This is it. Only a perfect match would stick around forever. Clinging to any lady that comes around is waste of emotional energy and useful time.
Not to mention waste of scarce resources.lol
CelebritiesRe: Prince James Uche Goes Blind, Needs N10m For Kidney Transplant by Classicman47(m): 4:02am On Dec 11, 2015
jaymejate:
Chai, naija i hail oo.

[size=15pt]You shall not die but live and your eyes shall be opened.

Any witch and wizard that has vowed to kill you, Die!!! Please pray for him[/size]
Oga no witch is responsible for this. Its a medical condition. Did u not read that he has diabetes and kidney failure?
CrimeRe: Jilted Woman Battles Ex-lover For Duping And Refusing To Marry Her by Classicman47(m): 7:08pm On Dec 10, 2015
Classicman47:
Dey there make pant dey wear u. Na ur type go dey wait endlessly for $$$million before u do anything.
And no offence oo, I know u are a Yulobar man. But dat guy is Igbo. And they know how to multiply things FAST!
CrimeRe: Jilted Woman Battles Ex-lover For Duping And Refusing To Marry Her by Classicman47(m): 7:06pm On Dec 10, 2015
Alwaystruth:
This is funny.... how could such amount start a phone business?.
Does the man hawk the phones on the street or what?.

Last days relationship.

Last days are hard days..

beware!!! beware!!!
Dey there make pant dey wear u. Na ur type go dey wait endlessly for $$$million before u do anything.
And no offence oo, I know u are a Yulobar man. But dat guy is Igbo. And they know how to multiply things real FAST!
FoodRe: 5 Foods That Helps In Increasing Sperm Count. by Classicman47(m): 9:15pm On Dec 09, 2015
Mr OP need I tell u dat ur post is lopsided?

One minute u are talking about sperm count and the next, u are telling us about sexual performance and all this libido sh;t?

Mr. please! This is crazy.

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