₦airaland Forum

Kenzico:
I will make sure I download a lot of movies b4 d xpiration date....dats how we cope

Pls which reliable website do u download from

denkyw:
my body starts itching...I get a Heart attack Cardiac arrhythmias Strokes Seizures Permanent damage to the lungs Perforation of the nasal cavities Ulcers Perforation of the stomach and intestines Rhabdomyolysis Decreased sexual function Contracting bloodborne diseases such as Hepatitis C or HIV/ AIDS Serious skin infections and abscesses and in some rare cases......

Death

I thot the question was "how do you cope" and not "what happens to you". Lol. Very funny guy

tgmservice:
Nigerian girls idiozitty will live 4ever instead she should use her fathers wealth to drive her fellow youth empowerment 4 a beta 2morrow. She is busy feelin dj jimmy jatt with, so when her father dies his legacy will crumble. By the way her tunes really suck, its like a ten year old playing with a keyboard

She is not a singer.

Chestar5:
Daddy, i still love u...though i wish u were a billionaire

Get up ur backside then, or ur kids will still wish the same thing.

LaurelP:
What's with Akon and white outfits?

...Because he is dark

Kayendy:
Wats dia in visiting, seem governors now pray for terror so dey can visit d victims... wat will happen to d person dat shot d gun.. he didn't comment on dat so d officer will go abt his normal job and maybe shoot some oda pple for d governor to visit

God bless u broda.

ShakurM:
What's with the hard labour or she just wants to tan her skin, why not start empowering them by building boreholes to say the least, you have all the money in the world!

Why don't you do it

Hitter:
The Tribbett fan!!! But no Nigerian gospel be jam?..Racist

Lol

Demmocrats:
Hahaha its only money that can make a pretty lady accept such an ugly guy wowo
www.

Wetin be ur problem sef?

U need to get over low self-esteem ridden a$$ and look for love.

Cuz if u go on with this mentality, u'd probably be single for life.

Yomieluv:
If she feels she can ride on people back to fame,then she's on a long thing..

Success is a journey,not a destination..

The situation can get her to the top,her talents will keep her there.

Yea, talents. And I strongly doubt she has any. Especially pertaining to music.

Shortyy:
You want to know? OK. I will tell you.

I don't wake up everymorning feeling guilty or disgusted about myself, because i've done a terrible thing.
I can walk on the road and feel pretty confident about myself, because i still have my dignity.
I can look my parents in the face and tell them whatever i want to say without feeling shy or intimidated.
Should i go on?

Ok so now dat we are here, I want you to feel dis.
U probably felt upset by my first comment. U felt like I jumped to conclusion wtout even knowing who you are. Now that is the same way those young girls would have felt were they here to see your own scathing remark abt them.

U don't know their situation so why judge them. Not everyone who got pregnant did so by their own desire...some were raped, some may have been drugged, some cajoled and deceived by men probably taking advantage of their bad situation or something.

U are a virgin...well, congratulations!! Not everyone has it easy as you. So just live and let live. Am sure u have ur own load of problems to deal with.

P/S: nice diary...

INTROVERT:
It's a real fix.
Does apology mean he won't do it again.

Nope! It just means let's just be cool for now until I do it again...

mumihaja:
oops! he forgot to apologize for all the infection she had to treat cos of his recklessness.

So what are you, their family doctor??

Shortyy:
Idïot, I swear with my life that i haven't opened my legs before. I'm not holy, but i know what's right and what's not.

Well where has dat gotten you

Shortyy:
Foolïsh girls won't keep their dirty legs closed

Yet u can't swear with your life that you haven't opened ur legs before.
Holier than thou.

May God forgive us all.

NifemiOlu:
Some years back, Alhaji Gay 'arrested' my friend in Ilorin, collected N500k on the spot, gold chain and iPhone. The next day N1.3m.

Arrested him for what?? Was he a policeman

nerodenero:
A collabo might be in the offing. Asa is in a league of her own. No contender, just her. A rare gift. What she doesn't have in beauty which is even debatable, she has plenty in talent.

Every woman is beautiful in her own right.

Emodeee:
Even if their parents no teach them, what about music videos?

These children are exposed to sex through many means, they just want to practice what they are seeing almost everyday. They have access to porn sites. they know more porn sites dan u do.


Don't be surprised when u see a minor ladi-ing.

"Emi phyno, kin ma ladi"

A kid was singing dat song and u say he should nt practice what is contained in the lyrics?

A ten year old has access to porn site

arbitter:
Lmao! Sure just throw random numbers and call it news. No facts no nothing ! Just an idiot making up things and capitalizing on ignorant half wits whose brain is limited to reading headlines.



Off Topic:-

Also is the new PDP apologists plan to basically make up reasons to complain about everything Buhari does or doesnt do Most of the time you'll see that once that bogus complain is busted they just walk away from it and jump on the next bullshit. Im sure even they arent delsional enough to actually beleive their own bullshit (well some of them are i guess) so its kinda pointless trying to even address their attitude.

Im just gonna watch on the sidelines and see how they live a life of going on a forum/blog/twitter every fucking day just to spread the latest anti Buhari messages for the next 4 years (and lets be honest thats what you do 90% of the time, sure you have valid complaints once in a while but rest of the time you're just being youre basic bitter sadist selves). And that doesnt even inculde all those Biafra folks who somehow decided channeling all their hate at Buhari is their 'solution' , those ones are a whole different case of nutjobs.

What are you trying to say man, just say it cuz to me you are making no sense at all.

komzyb:
was dat song really refering to him

From all indications I'd say yes. But I dnt know for sure.
Forget that don jazzy tried to deny it. Of course u dnt expect him to say otherwise.

Nuzo1:
No bro, seems like you and a couple of others are the ones not realizing the deal here.

The category D'banj won is all about who've been able to push African music to the rest of the world. And D'banj was able to do this with Oliver Twist of which the brain behind the song was Don Jazzy. So, its only normal and reasonable to dedicate the award to those who made it possible.

Again, the win has little or nothing to do with who is doing better music now. Its a maiden award and therefore had a lot to do with old material/work/songs.

Good luck to them.

Yea goodluck to them.

Don Jazzy was actually a force to reckon with in D banj's career. And if wasn't for ego problems, they would still be churning out good music together till date.

But I guess its like they say...nothing lasts forever!

In other words: IN YOUR FACE, MOTHER-LOVER!!!!!!!
Shebi you and your younger brother went and did a diss track for me abi?
Una come call am Oga Titus so dat ppl no go know say na me una dey sing about.
Well suck on this, Sucker!!!!
Dat is what D'banj just did, but very few will realize dis.

LOUIS6:
Yes they Do.... they just do it in a sexy way

There is nothing sexy about farts. It's nasty and it smells.

kekakuz:
Cibuzor a proverb in our language says isi okuko ankita achoro ifenile isiewu
meaning a dumb child is eating a fowl head but act as though its a goat head(phew they almost caught me there)
I have noticed this same sick trend practiced by the most innocent of girls at home.pastors daughters etc
what pains me the most is that the guy live with the girls in there own house that their papa paid for.he eats the food that the girls mama hussle for,then nak the bootie he has not paid for.
girls why.
am so sad sibuzor I think I will end this with another proverb in our dialect
"Nnwanem watch A ifebalababado,acanchawa anchalile otu ogaraya"
find the meaning your self

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Dis guy. Which dialect be dis

HungerBAD:
Pastors and women?

What is it about women that brings out the weaknesses in pastors?pastors are not medical doctors, but in Nigeria we have elevated them to a near god status. I hate blaming the victims, but sometimes these women have a blame too in whatever misfortune that befalls them.

There are medical explanations for everything.

Yea? Ok doctor we have seen and heard from u. But maybe u shld have made ursef available when she was looking for help all over the place. I don't think u've ever found ursef in a seemingly hopeless situation that drove u to desperation.
I promise u, u will always have an opinion in someone else's bad situation until it becomes urs.

Ishilove:
Lmao!!

Mscheew. Abeg let her use ciproflax, fluconazole and canesten insert tablet to blast that smelly punnany jare.

Curse ko, curse ni

Consultant extraordinaire. U must be an expert on those sort of things.
See as u just throw the solution very casually while the lady was there thinking she'd been cursed.

OMG she bared it all!
@OP don't u think this is a little too explicit??
Nawao

Bridgetown:
The only solution is to overcome the fear of your husband cheating. Because he will definitely cheat to excite himself but if you can live with it and advise him to always use condoms the better for you. I don't think he can divorce you base on that but nagging towards suspicion that he is cheating will cost you your marriage.

I feel your husband pain because I once dated a girl with lax virginal too, i didn't end the relationship but I ran away. There was no friction whatsoever and I felt embarrassed.
You beloved husband should try and handle the situation with love since you are now the mother of his kids. Sex is not everything in life.

So says a guy who ran away from a girl because her vaginal has slackened.
U rock buddy!!

Bonapart:
1: you're foolish
2: you're stupid for not knowing that you're foolish
3: you've taken more than advantage but you're now extra advantageous
4: fornication is a sin before God
5: God is watching you
resist that urge before it hinders your destiny



You wey you no quote me na you do well pass


Read my signature

Yea, I read ur signature. And I think its ODD for someone who goes about calling other people foolish and stupid

Samfigo1:
na chop and clean mouth d guy dey do... Na casual bf... Na my guy I sabi am!

So u too wan chop and clean mouth? Nawao. Why is it dat guys can't do some1 a favour without expecting something in return?

Jollyjoy:
Op sori to say bt u are a terrible liar,what abt the b.f?u tink he is dumb ah?so the guy accept to his g.f staying in anoda guy room without tinking twice? The gal allowed u to romance her even when she knew her b.f is in dat same house? They have misunderstanding so she packed out? Guy ur lie is outdated...am nt falling for this.

I respect your opinion but personally I don't have any reason not to believe the young man's story.
Infact the other fella might have lied about the lady in question being his girlfriend. He might have said that to cover his tracks and prevent the other guys in the lodge from digging further.
Now, did u try to imagine why he later drove the girl out of his room??
Ans: he might have pulled the same stunt the Op is pulling right now and the girl turned him down totally. So he got disappointed and asks her to leave! And that explains why he said it's Ok for the Op to take the girl in if he wanted.
See na guys we be oh, so I believe the story gan.