₦airaland Forum

Abba999:
Yeah! You kinda sound like one. Do u need any help, in regards to the topic?

And how would u help him?

OrlandoOwoh:
The saTANoids above me, as it's with PDP, are all blockheads. They don't read, but just comment.

God bless the President.

U are supposed to be dead, man.

Jenams:
FROM MC CRY CRY.. A graduate of zoology from a Nigerian university was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspaper for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which had been tourists' attraction had died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend to be like a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was ok, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roaring like a gorilla. The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage where he found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped on him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Victor, it's me Godwin, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs." Happy Sunday guys

This sheat is stale, homeboy

aresa:
Why not stay in your village and sell whatever you buy and sell to yourself?

You can not simply because the buying power, the conducive environment and market is not there hence you migrating to economically sound, safe and stable places like the SW to make money.

You can not keep trooping to beggars land to make money because beggars are supposed to be poor with no money. They are not supposed to have money or any financial capacity for you to sell to and make a living.

You only go there because it's a land of opportunity where there's money to be made, this is common sense and Econs 101.


I spot delusions and self denial only when you people open your mouth.

Dude why are you sounding like a kid?
The idea of business is really simple, I provide for ur need/want and u pay up!!!
Stop bitching, man

Chiefpriest1:
I dont know why such a brilliant and courageous man should make wearing one heavy load on his head as his life ambition.

I 've followedsanusii over the years and I find him really exceptional in terms of his brilliance and capacity to look in your face and tell you the truth.

I would have preferred him to hold a problematic ministry in this administration where he would make the difference,but he chose to go sit down in one palace.

It's his life sha!

Clearly he still makes power moves even while seated.
Don't you think?

ijustdey:
this man is really sick and need to be killed ASAP

Wigga, aint you HIGHlarious!

How do u help a sick man by killing him?

U take him to a hospital son,
lol

Caseless:
Men, is this for real? I'm touched; this is why I hate to read anything called diary on this forum .
After reading this, I believe Somebody sure needs help.

WE ALL NEED HELP.
One way or another

starlingslimnet:
Well I must say this is justice pursued at it's highest course.It seems to me Ladies are meticulous beings sometimes their emotional derangement and physical instability coupled their medulla oblangata to reject simple sense.It takes me with much surprised that even beings with such beauty have in them not a iota of wisdom suffice to say their paragmalophobic nature has succeeded in transforming the entity of their personality to a beframe of nonentity.It serves her well hope others will learn

SAY WHAT??

falseman:
When God wants to bless you the route you take doesn't matter.

Yea U got that right bro.

EZEUDENE:
so wats wrong with wat I said I thought everybody is entitled 2 his opinion or am I dey only one dat said dey should try and sort tins out moreover mind u I modify wat I said so plz lemme be
thanks

Sorry about dat.

EZEUDENE:
nop if u really love him try 2 sort out tins with him
meanwhile I dedicate did F.T.C to my lovely wife Rhema I love u so much

How on earth do ppl just comment without ever thinking??

Oh, I get it. How culd u think when u are hurrying to type dis "ftc" sh!t.
Smh

ionsman:
I hate to say this. ...Fayose is the man of the people. ....
Ekiti people love him.....I love this. ..

U love it but u hate to say it? Bro u confused?

neolboy:
why wud they pitch their tent in the bush was there no hotels in town. Anyways rip to d dead

U asked a very sensible question but the truth is dat the community in question is actually in the middle of nowhere.
Is just a stretch of bushes with scattered houses.
But I feel they shld have at least begged to pass the night in one compound and they won't be turned back cuz our ppl are extra hospitable.
I gues they felt at home, believing that africa is like their homeland whr u can comfortably sleep anywhr.
Overall, may his soul rest in peace and dat of those riff raffs in perpetual torment.

Ariel20:
I actually felt for the dude, his jokes did not fit that occasion. An Ali Baba is more matured & would have done better. His tight trouuser sef wey come they show him penile map didn't even help matters.

Very very tight for comfort abeg

Everyone talking about his jokes u na Im pen!s u dey look.
Human being!

STPEACE:
This thread made FP? Nairaland which way forward??

Omo ur signature na D.I.E!!!

Taylor86:
Ebola sorry Ebonyi state?

is it not abakiliki d poorest igbo speaking state

i pity the square root of their lives

dey better embrace change like taylor86 has done

becos from d look of things

dis buhari regime no go sexy ooo

Get some education, you ignoramus!!! An !diot like you shld have no business letting Ebonyi state come out of ur dirty trap.
So you think that Abakaliki is a state? You must be realy slow. Little wonder ur written English stinks!!

soe:
Nonsense

Dele momodu just destroyed his reputation in APC.


How can you visit a man who openly insults our National Leaders...a man who has refused to apologise....a man who is a major beneficiary of the PDP govt.

Dele Momodu is a goner for belittling the party.

Dpkpesi should be the one visiting and begging..not the other way round.

Useless set of fat people

Yea? Well suck it up buster!!!

irunoobo:
THIS IS ONE REASON WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY AN IGBO MAN. THEY TOO LIKE MONEY. HE SHOULD REFUND ALL THE PUNNY HE HAS ENJOYED FROM THE WOMAN TOO. SILLY COW

U are beyond silly. No wonder that's the only thing u and ur nymphomaniac ilk are known for. Sex, sex and more sex!!
No wonder one man can't be enough for u

tobdee:
Hey dude..guess you need to see the dentist. I perceive you suffering from halitosis . Incase you don't know bro, we just having our fun here.

Aren't you a genius, man! How did u knw dat? Well do you knw any good one you can refer me to?

tobdee:
..Swag of the century.
...see as shirt be like bed sheet.

Yea. Just look where he is right now. U hateful folks with your foul mouth.

ijustdey:
but, why should the lady choose the man best friend to dey shine her Congo


why
why

Well maybe because u didn't make yourself available for her to choose at the time.
Dumb question.

Midehi:
i wont allow that atall except he pay me back all my fluids..

What fluid? Your Vaginal fluid or your Mammary fluid?

Hila12:
Don't wanna break your heart Mister, but you could as well just be a timely rebound!

From experience...

U just hit the HEAD on the NAIL. I sware.

greyskalez:
Use chlorine dioxide to rinse your mouth
OR
Get sensodyn toothpaste and brush thrice with it and scrub tongue as well
OR
Buy walnuts and chew,heard some Nigerian students discovered that, aside chewing you can also make it into a paste and brush with
OR
Get lemon,squeeze the juice, mix it with baking soda use it to rinse ur mouth every morning and night

that SENSODYNE is what i ven't tried before.
guess i will try it now. thnx

Atmmachine:
The only solution to mouth odor is by
#Visiting your dentist to remove those rotten teeth or refill them
#Brushing you tongue properly, the odor comes from your tongue.
#Emptying your bowl. Make sure you go to toilet every morning, sometimes the odor comes right from the stomach.
#Brush your teeth every morning & before you go to bed at night.

that brushing at night offers very little help i can tell.
even if u brush twice in the night, u will wake up in the morning with a terrible morning breath.
Na only God fit help person

For once in my life i just saw someone who shares my pain. Bro u just laid down my history word for word. This is certainly a frustrating situation.

For sometime now, my motivation for dating is gone! My self esteem flew out the window! I ve taken it as my fate and am just trying anything i can lay my hand on...brushing n gargling with Hydrogen Peroxide, using Orbit chewing gum, but these are simply quick fixes that dont bring an end to the problm. The last time i was at LUTH, i was refered to a Tempero-Mandibular joint scan in VI but no money to go.

This is my worst nightmare. I am scared of losing the new girl i have in my life right now to this problem. But i cant even develop the balls to initiate intimacy with her bcuz i figure she will notice.

God help us. As long as i am alive, to me it is just a challenge i must overcome. And i will never stop trying till i do.!

Caseless:
Backward state.

why are you so id!otic? how well do u knw dat state to say its backward?

ddami:
wow 300k tax money at 24% so you earn about #1.250m per mnth.nairaland has rich people oooooo.thank u 4 ur generosity and charity to Lagos we promise it will b used judiciously,

lol.
she don do the calculation sharp sharp.
i would be surprised if u didnt..hahaha

huptin:
The oil and gas that your father manufactured? Nonsense.

Hate the game not the player, man. The Igbos are more hardworking, enterprising, successful than you folks will ever be. Is that why you all are hating?
Choi!! So apart from being lazy, you folks are senseless too Eeyah.
Ok, so here is my suggestion to you as a fellow Nigerian, Nigga rather than hating the player, try to befriend him. But more than just befriending, do the work of a spy. Find out what makes him tick, apply it to your own life and watch it transform immediately.
But the problem u folks have is your lack of ambition. Thats why u keep hating those who make an effort and subsequently become successful.
I thank God for some of ur brethren who have tested my suggestion above. Ask them, they have become the better for it.
My advice is free. If u like use it, or u can discard. But rest assured that in a few time, u'd probably still be here voicing ur frustration about how successful the Igbos have become in your "father's seaport". And unfortunately for u, u wouldnt be able to do a thing about it.
#Yeye

huptin:
How many Yorubas are dominating your oil and gas industry? Compared to the number of your people making billions from Yorubaland and getting their goods from our ports?

The ports that your father built abi? Yeye.

i see sincerity written all over this and i am pained. such a young marriage.
but sir, i think @coogar makes a good point. i dnt knw how exactly frustrasting this is for u(considering that i am not u) but i can feel ur sincerity. two months is too short a time to pack up and leave. endure just a little longer and i presume she might come to her senses. but if not, u can ask for a separation not even outright divorce. if you are a christian, i am sure you how God's view on divorce. just keep talking to her. and like someone also said, sometimes you need to take back some of ur powers u have surrendered to her. U can do this by acting uninterested in her rants, and generaly doing that shld project u as the man of the house.
Best of luck to you bro. and to us who are still single too.