₦airaland Forum

ionsman:
Fayose, when you keep throwing tantrums at someone and he/she keeps giving you the cold treatment,it simply means that person sees you as a noisemaker/a useless person. If I were you,I will shamefully move on to other things because the presidency doesn't seem to take you serious.

No serious person takes your words as gospel.

If you channel half of the time you use in challenging/seeking Buhari's attention into governing your state,I am cork sure Ekiti will be a better place.

Silly, shameless and uncouth governor.

Is dat d best u can do? Oya clap for yasef.

NgeneUkwenu:
Well Said my lovely governor!!!

Only the IPOB Youths who defend corrupt people will say otherwise..

My man this your obsession with IPOB is fast turning into FOOLISHNESS. U need to watch it.

sweetboiy:
thanks man but what will be the benefit if we remove s3x ? I'm very sure she won't accept that

Its obvious u are just all about the sex and nothing else my broda. Let's be real.

petkruz:
And the part where he switches off his electronics to eavesdrop countless times?

Aren't u just imagining things. So someone doesn't feel like playing his electronic gadgets and u just conclude he wants to hear u moaning? For what?

U must be some sort of goddess that ppl are dying to catch u having sex with a man.

If that is the case then I suggest u do a sextape, it will change ur life for good. Look what it did to Kim Kardashian and her family.

U need to grow up please. The world doesn't revolve around u.

And as for the needless advice u requested, if for whatever reason ur cynical mind believes the guy has hidden motives by being nice to u, simply ask him to stop. Period.

omarithmetics:
Justin bieber doesn't have any 6packs but he makes 100x what these clowns make without raising a finger

Really? When last did u see Justin?

Mhizizzy:
U see a broke girl...u run
U see a rich girl....u run
Waddo guys wan?

We want WHAT we want.

Caseless:
Why do I feel those that want to kill the president are from the east?



I think fr mbaka has identified them here:https://www.nairaland.com/2862393/father-mbaka-identifies-key-suspects/1

I believe u feel dat way becuz u have overdosed on expired crack cocaine.

MhizTessy:
My curiousity led me to talk to a doctor, he said he would check with his fingers to see if there is a wide entrance.

He was wearing his gloves when I told him, 'dont bother again, thank you sir'

Obviously now u are making this up...

afolajohn521:
I av another view to dat. Can't u start a biz wit dat?

Like which biz for instance?

VickyRotex:
Na Yellow pasture you go see o

But really 400k is quite small. For now, if you can invest the money in Naija, I think it's a lot better.
Then afterwards, when you have enough and you still wish to travel, then you can.

Remember it's better to have something to fall back on, than spending all you have on uncertainty.

Invest it in what pls?

Dottune:
I was still thinking of Resonance this week with her "Lele lele o lele mo keromo o din na me e" (Not sure if I got the wordings right), she was so good. I used to watch Sound city Top 10 because of her then.

Morachi: "Dem ma say me mezeble Apia biko like that, Apia leave am like that oh oh oh.

Olumaintain and Sasha P aren't really one time hit per say, they're still people that the industry respects.

There were these guys also " Rough rugged and raw", forgotten their songs.
Free windz sef with their crappy choreography

The only crappy thing here is ur lyrics man. No need to damage ppls song if u don't know how to sing it.

cold:
Hmm..A lot of people will call for the father's head. 'Hang him high'! They'll scream. But these same people are comfortable with the fact that their god will burn billions of people for eternity in a lake of fire for the simple fact that they don't believe in him. In fact, they have no qualms with it. If this is not the height of hypocrisy i wonder what is..sigh.

So why don't you just believe Him if you are so scared of being burnt?

magmack:
Who wants to kill d useless SIR-gay. ****running frm his shadows. Evil dt men do lives with dm.

Take a look at the bizzare looking mofo, see mouth.
Who has time for such pathetic looking horror?

ikbnice:
my employer once told me that one can't be rich by earning just salary. The best it can do is to make you live comfortably. You have to augment your income.

So u won't know if ur employer didn't tell u?

Ujoan:
Honestly, you may just be paranoid. Nothing says a woman cannot work with her ex . . . I imagine the ex now has a family of his own. The most important thing will be to draw the line, what is and is not allowed!

You wife is alone now with the kids in school . . . she probably thinks now is the time to return to the career she once sacrificed for them.

People gossip a lot down here in the east, especially when they know a woman is not living with her husband.

You should have asked the caller why he was calling you, did he catch your wife with the politician? or he just wanted to be an amebo!

Smh.
So would it be better to catch her with the politician before taking an action?
Nawao!

Oyind17:
I live close to my ex bf, I don't greet him not to talk of going close to him.

Ask your wife to stop working with him. You are the man of the house.

Datz for U naw.
All relationships didn't end the same way, so...

IamLEGEND1:
Why can't some people reason well?

just because his interest is wavering doesn't mean it's because she did something wrong or he's seeing someone else.

The problem has always been girls- They have this innate ability to bore guys to death.

Some guys are just better at putting up with that noñsense. but this guy sounds exactly like me.

when the sad realization of the pettiness of the things we always discuss dawns on me, I cut back on the phone calls drastically.

If the only thing you can talk about is what happened during the day or ask each other how u're doing plus all the other usual questions......... that shít gets old pretty fast.

Besides, you're no longer close....wic means you're virtually useless to me until you get back from school. I like to deal in person.

NO MORE NO LESS.

Estharfabian:
I don't see why it shouldn't....

I don't see why either. Except it means you are shallow.

Listen up, shy guys also deserve a shot at love. Shyness is not debilitating disease or anything.

If u like him a lot like you said, why not swallow ur pride and tell him about it?

A potential once-in-a-lifetime love story is right there in front of you and you still come here to seek the opinion of equally relationship-ignorant folks before you grab it?
Smh for ppl o.
Dey there.

sunnyt1:
I understand u but dont you ever ask a guy out, its unafrican, its unnigerian, its unbiblical, its unreligious, its unwomanlike, its uncultural.

Keep your integrity intact, dont trade it for anything, all the money in the world cant purchase it.

Some media and trend-engrossed dudes will tell you things have changed, we live in the jet age, its a modern world, dont buy it.

A guy who loves you will always find a way to go about it and what is meant for you will not defile logic and norm

U know NOTHING my niqqa

Estharfabian:
Unconventional Nairaland folks would probably tell You to Ask him out...

please don't...If he's shy now? He'll probably be SHY in all Areas of his Life....

eg.intimacy??

Its always about "intimacy" with you, huh?

seunmsg:
We longer care to know the reason why he's calling our country a zoo. All we care about right now is for the bigot to rot in the zoo's jail. He can't call Nigerians animal and expect us to treat him like a human being. Rule of law doesn't exist in the zoo. He should man up and enjoy the animal treatment while it last. All this crying and explanations are no longer necessary.

WHO THE FVCK ARE YOU?
Of what relevance are you, sucker?

Misogynist2014:
I just discovered a radioactive element, TOPSILEOM in my garden, prove me wrong.

MISOGYNIST? Really?

horexy:
I just hate dt subject/ course
It's just too complex

It wasn't made for you.

douchesnozzle:
After ur so called outburst u still called her?? That's where u got it wrong.
What I do to such ladies is to activate the ignore button. By activating the ignore button I mean deleting all contacts on my phone ND whatsapp. I don't add ladies on bbm so this method works without the lady knowing I deleted her.
This action of mine works 9 out of 10times.
I had this girl who was proving hard to get besides that was taking me for granted. I just simply deleted her contacts ND never chatted her again. She called after a month of not hearing from me. To cut long story short I just told her I was too busy to call her. That was the beginning of another episode. The same girl that always give excuses when we were supposed to hangout started making frantic efforts to hangout with me.
You didn't have to shred her on whatsapp as this paints a picture of frustration, activating the ignore button would have done the trick.
But this trick only works for guys who are well to do. If you are a broke guy ND u try this OYO go be ur pseudonym..

U got it right bro. Ignoring at that point would have worked the magic.

lasisi69:
Cooked sperm

End time answer.

NezerLawren:
Its bean puddling

PuddLING or PUDDING?

Lilimax:
Ashawo Strange women kills faster than aids!

For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.
(Proverb 5:3-5)

Yea? How so?

olumide81:
can't imagine what could give a man hard on before a toddler. God save us

PAEDOPHILIA is actually a thing, u know.

firstking01:
modify ur post

There is nothing to modify. Its u who needs to change ur perspective.
Am sure the young man is referring to the other class of ladies who are complaining that husbands are scarce.
So...its not wrong.

lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.


Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.

That is the point!

Let me explain it to u since u don't seem to even understand ur own question.

Men generally are not scarce...and that is why u get at least two "toasters" everyday.w

What is scarce however, are husbands(or in this case, ur own idea of husband...whatever that is). If not, u would be married and settled down by now or at least, bethrothed to someone.