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Health / Watch Out For What You Drink by Clean2016: 4:08pm On Aug 11, 2021
Be careful what you definitely. Adulterated wine and spirits have taken over Nigeria market. XO being sold N2,500. You can be sure it's fake items
Religion / Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Clean2016: 5:46am On Aug 07, 2021
chatinent:
I .

We have to eat!


It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement. Instead of asking you are busy turning yourself into Judge
Religion / Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Clean2016: 5:44am On Aug 07, 2021
obembet:
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl

It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement
Health / Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by Clean2016: 6:31pm On Aug 01, 2021
Hello are you still alive? Please talk
Romance / Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Clean2016: 9:53pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ceenachi:
I think they're lying.
I can mathematical prove them wrong.
They've been working for 50 years.
Assuming they worked 300 days a year (periods, vacation, rest day, sick leaves)
They worked ~15000 days.
335000 ÷ 15000 = 22.33
Lets round it off to 22 men a day with 23 men every third day.

I'm no expert, but that's physically impossible for any woman
But…..
This is not something that I would be announcing to the world. Just me I know undecided

Divide this by 2 for each of them
Jokes Etc / Igboho And PMB by Clean2016: 9:13am On Jul 24, 2021
“ *The only reason why Buhari is going after Igboho is because there is ‘Igbo’ in his name.”*

- IPOB


This one tire me o���

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Technology Market / Re: Power Booster To use Iron, Water Dispenser, Freezer with Small Generator by Clean2016: 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2021
is this your product still available? whats the present cost
Adverts / Shared Office Available At Sangotedo by Clean2016: 11:31am On Jun 21, 2021
If you are interested in sharing office space. There's a space available and we are looking for partner. It's 3 bedroom apartment.
Location: Sangotedo area close to LCDA. Lagos State

Kindly get in touch
Politics / Re: Did You Know Buhari Is Building A TRAIN Manufacturing Plant In Nigeria? by Clean2016: 10:31am On Jun 19, 2021
Rissamenti:


We are alive. Stop relying on what you read in the media that overblows everything negative.

How many of us have been hurt, or personally know anyone that's been hurt in any violence?

Less than 1%, I'm sure.

Make we hear word abeg.


Wait till it gets to you. I have contributed to free friends from Kidnappers. Please don't assume it's lies. By the time it gets to you then it's too late
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Benin City Vs Asaba City Which Provide More Job Opportunities by Clean2016: 3:53pm On Jun 18, 2021
murphyibiam15:

You're 100% Edo, nothing like Father and mom here. Where your dad comes from is your origin. Well it depends on what you have on your finger tips

Who says? Your state of origin is either your father or mother's own. Please consult a lawyer or Google
Events / Evading The Law Of Unintended Consequences With Systems Thinking by Clean2016: 1:09pm On Jun 08, 2021
*Evading the Law of Unintended Consequences with Systems Thinking*

I woke up this morning to see that Twitter was trending with multiple terms related to the state of affairs in Nigeria.

I found this rather odd and here's why.

I use Twitter more as a listening tool, to keep my finger on the pulse of things.

One look at the trending topics, and you could have a summary of current affairs for the day.

When I left Nigeria last year, I updated my location on the Twitter app to ‘United States’ as I now wished to be updated on current affairs in the US.

Consequently, whenever something significant happened in Nigeria, I learned of it rather late and typically by word of mouth because I could only see US trends.

And so when I woke up this morning to multiple Nigerian terms on the trending section, I thought the app was experiencing a glitch, showing me trending topics in my former location, Nigeria.

After a few seconds, I laughed as I realised what the real situation was. There was no glitch after all.

Here’s the breakdown of what happened.

Whenever something tragic or contentious occurred in Nigeria, the citizens would tweet about it, and the topic would trend - TO NIGERIANS.

This meant that even though the complaints and agitations of the citizens were being posted to the public social media platform, the issues seldom ever registered as the trending topics of other countries.

However, there was a twist here which leads us to the Law of Unintended Consequences.

The Nigerian Government banned twitter and this led the mammoth Nigerian youth population to download VPNs to bypass the ban.

On most VPNs, the United States is the default or preferred location.

And so millions of Nigerians who would normally tweet and register their discontent as the trending topics of Nigeria, were now registering the issues on the trend list of the United States.

Americans woke up today confused by terms such as ‘IPOB’, ‘Buhari’ and ‘Malami’.

If the Nigerian government had not banned Twitter, the displeasure of Nigerians would have been localised.

In the wake of the ban, the displeasure of Nigerians was being broadcast to the center of the world through VPNs, creating global awareness for a matter that would have otherwise remained local.

Most Nigerian VPN users didn’t plan for this effect. It was just an unintended consequence of using VPNs, albeit a welcome one.

Another unintended consequence here is that Nigerians may have now learned how to ensure that topics of agitation are registered on the trends lists of the United States - by mobilizing Nigerians to tweet via VPNs with the US as their virtual location.

The Law of Unintended Consequences can be avoided by utilizing a thinking tool called Second Order Thinking.

Second Order Thinking posits that there is more than meets the eye when solving problems, and that by solving one problem, we may inadvertently create another problem.

We must therefore rigorously apply Second Order Thinking and even third order thinking in order to arrive at an ecological solution.

I’ll explain this using another lesson from history.

Back when the British ruled India, they faced a problem with a rising population of venomous cobras in Delhi.

To solve this problem, the British colonialists launched a bounty program, offering a cash prize for every cobra that was killed.

All the residents had to do, was to kill a cobra and present its body to the British government and claim the reward.

However, the business-minded Indians devised a plan to ‘optimise’ their rewards - they would breed cobras privately, kill them, present the dead cobras to the British and collect the cash reward.

The British were initially delighted to see that cobras were being killed in large numbers.

On the surface, the bounty program appeared to be a raving success - 1ST ORDER THINKING.

The British soon found out about the breeding operations and terminated the bounty program - 2ND ORDER EFFECTS.

This now meant that the Indian snake breeders were left with many snakes that could not be sold, and so they set them all free.

There were now more cobras all over Delhi after the bounty program than when it was first started - 3RD ORDER EFFECTS.

What does this mean for you?

As with the stories of the Twitter ban and the British bounty program, we must seek to solve problems by seeing the whole landscape rather than what is readily apparent.

We must consider not only the First Order Effects of our decisions, but also their Second and even Third Order Effects.

This overarching strategy is called SYSTEMS THINKING, and Second Order thinking is just one component of it.

Let’s look at another hypothetical application of this powerful thinking tool.

Say you were the Founder/CEO of a Billion Dollar corporation and one of your founding executives was found to be engaged in fraudulent activity.

*What would you do?*

Well, a First Order approach to this problem would be to simply fire this individual.

Second Order thinking would examine any potential consequences of dismissing this person.

On further investigation, you may then realize that this person may choose to express their disgruntlement by joining a competing organization and use company secrets to strengthen your opposition.

Of course you could go to court, but your lawyers graduated from Harvard Law and would charge millions of dollars to duel with your adversary over the coming months and years.

Considering the cost of the Second Order effects of a straight dismissal, you may wish to act ignorant of the act of fraud and do something else instead.

Create a small office in a far away country which is inconsequential to overall brand image and profitability.

Puff up his ego by offering him the role of Country Manager or ‘General Manager - Diaspora Relations’.

This fraudster would feel valued and stay on your side, while being tactically stripped of the ability to continually perpetrate fraud.

You solved the First Order problem of fraud, canceled out the chances of future fraud and potentially saved the company millions of dollars in legal fees.

This strategy is used at the highest levels of power - across politics, the mafia, business and even organized religion.

Read this a couple of times over and make your notes on how this can offer solutions past and future obstacles in your life.

*As Solomon famously wrote, "For wisdom is a defence, and money is a defence: but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it."​*

Author unknown
Technology Market / Re: Powerbank For Phone TV Laptop Internet by Clean2016: 8:37pm On May 20, 2021
NemB:
I posted it here (see link). Once they collect your money, all decorum is out of the window. https://www.nairaland.com/6510543/fraud-alert-please-return-money#100867387


Thanks so much. I was about storing their phone number to make purchases. Thank you for this review
Business / Re: Crypto Currency Has Finished Me! by Clean2016: 7:37pm On May 20, 2021
KingsleyWabote:


Between now and August 2021, Bitcoin will be trading below $3500. I've done my personal analysis with the daily, weekly and monthly charts. Mehn! The coming months are gonna be hell.

Don't just take my words for it. Just keep on investing/continue to buy the deep till around August. An August visitor is on the way grin

Buy the dip and see the deep digging deeper grin grin

I don't invest in crypto for a good reason. I invest in stocks, stock indices and forex, but not crypto. Crypto has no intrinsic value!

Tell me, what's the yardstick for determining the value of cryptocurrencies? Unlike stocks and forex (don't even compare crypto to stocks/forex), you just keep your (fake) digital money somewhere, hoping for your account to swell up. And that's why it's easy for even an individual like Elon Musk to manipulate the market.

Confirm red blood will continue to flow guys grin grin grin

Warren Buffett, one time world's richest man warned you guys, you took him for an idiot and a total ignoramus. Una never see sumchin.


Which stock? Buy FBHN at 20... Check price.

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Health / Re: What Do You Call This Toe Injury? Pls Help! (Disturbing Pictures) by Clean2016: 2:00pm On May 07, 2021
Just put izol or Z-germicide into it. Twice daily
Phones / Phone Swap. What Do They With Old Phone by Clean2016: 4:20pm On Apr 09, 2021
I have done phone swapping on a number of occasions but I use to wonder.
A practise whereby you exchange your phone with a newer model. what happens to the old phones?

anybody with an answer?
Crime / Re: Police Confirm Abduction Of RCC, Bank Staff By Gunmen At Quarry Site In Ibadan by Clean2016: 9:04am On Mar 17, 2021
Crime / Re: Police Confirm Abduction Of RCC, Bank Staff By Gunmen At Quarry Site In Ibadan by Clean2016: 9:02am On Mar 17, 2021
dumahi:
Such ingrates! They rewarded Tivs and Yorubas with killings for electing their son. Now, they are rewarding Adeboye for supporting the same son of theirs. Igbos who refused to to support are so far the safest.

RCC. a construction company Not RCCG
Autos / Re: Catalytic Converter Problems? Cheap Solution by Clean2016: 8:10am On Mar 17, 2021
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Stolen catalytic converter? Burnt out catalyst?

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Crime / Re: 'I Didn't Torture The Children, They Were Fornicating', Kidnap Suspect Confesses by Clean2016: 3:15pm On Mar 12, 2021
Rugaria:


Hope you know you are derailing the thread with unnecessary mischief..
If you want to prove to Nigerians that fulani Herdsmen are all innocent, you can go and confront Igboho and say so or you can go to the governor of Benue state to impress him with your points..

Don't mind such shallow mindedness

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Politics / Re: Northern Traders To Resume North To South Movement As Yahaya Bello Intervenes by Clean2016: 7:17pm On Mar 03, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
Oh Arewa!!



Cos as it is now one cow is now 2 million!

Self delusion. Which cow? When I bought for 200K for burial just now.

Go to any market and see for yourself

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Romance / In Support Of SMAN: Bible Quotes by Clean2016: 7:45pm On Jan 18, 2021
This is what the Scriptures says. Prov 31:3

You can assist the needed ones, but all those that sees Men as their ATM. We say no more.

Crime / Re: I Was Invited To Buy Car In Osun - Ex-Banker Arrested For Robbery (Photos) by Clean2016: 3:14pm On Jan 18, 2021
punisha:




If only u knew the number of innocent victims languishing in Nigerian prisons.
You may be shocked to find out that he actually is saying the truth.
Rob in an area, same NPF will avoid the place whilst the robbery last, then after the robbery they will come and arrest everyone living around there...some people arrested innocently like this haven't seen their homes in 10years.
I simply don't trust NPF.

Thank you for this. One of my Uncle who was declared missing and wanted since 2015 just came home this year. He was arrested in Lagos and taken to Abuja without any contact. He was released after dismantle of SARS
Investment / Re: What Can I Do With A Million Naira by Clean2016: 8:42pm On Jan 10, 2021
kenddys:


I can connect you to farmers in the north


But you have to source those you would be supplying!

I will work out this if I can get market
Health / Re: COVID-19: Lagos State Builds Oxygen Plant At IDH, Yaba by Clean2016: 5:24am On Jan 10, 2021
obembet:


Before u blame them... Ask our leaders in this pictures if covid is real

You nailed it totally. You forgot to add NIMC pictures with their several burial and wedding ceremonies.

Useless Leaders

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Investment / Re: What Can I Do With A Million Naira by Clean2016: 12:20pm On Jan 06, 2021
kenddys:
Invest in farm products


Lock for exporters or companies who need millet
Maize etc be the middle man.

Buy from the farmers and sell to the companies or exporters

Make like 200k per deal worth 1mil!



Where do I get that? Any idea
Investment / What Can I Do With A Million Naira by Clean2016: 7:01am On Jan 06, 2021
Hello house

I have a partnership which places N1,000,000 in my hand for a year. What can I do with a million Naira?
Genuine investment and not get rich quick
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Hundreds Of Resignations By Police Officers Rejected By The IGP by Clean2016: 7:22am On Nov 16, 2020
Lies upon lies. Which Police. You were complaining about your deaths and humiliation. Now you can feel what several families go through from your actions. Killing people anyhow. Truly whoever kills with sword doesn't want razor around him.
Car Talk / Re: Bajaj Launches Re 250 Superkeke In Nigeria, Unveils Jay Jay Okocha As Ambassador by Clean2016: 5:03am On Nov 12, 2020
The first and the last time he will enter Keke.
But poor men will rush to buy thinking JayJay uses one

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets With Shop Owners And Tenants Of Circle Mall by Clean2016: 5:59am On Nov 02, 2020
Wike, is killing people in Oyigbo in Rivers State but you people keep quiet.

Soldiers are there killing. Only Sanwo Olu is ur focus

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Crime / Re: EndSARS: Jimoh Isiaq Buried In Ogbomosho by Clean2016: 1:58am On Oct 11, 2020
Built2last:
RIP

The entire SOUTHERN NIGERIA is flooded with road blocks and SARS who kill and maim recklessly. I have never heard that SARS killed any Northerner. #ENDSARSNOW

Who are the SARS doing the killing ?
They are 90% Southerns.

Please don't bring ethnicity into the issue

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