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Politics / Re: Biodun Oyebanji Wins Ekiti APC Governorship Primary by Clean2016: 6:14am On Jan 28, 2022
Moferere:


In Yoruba land, we don't care whether you are a Muslim or Christian. As long as you are of good character, we can cohabitate.

Let that sink into your dirty skull

Thank you for this. We are not religious bigots. We put humanity first

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Politics / Re: 2023: Harrison Gwamnishu Declares For Aniocha/Oshimili Reps Seat by Clean2016: 12:01pm On Jan 26, 2022
Chimookigwe:


Madam, go and get a properly designed banner to advertise your digital services. That hideous banner on your profile questions your capacity to deliver top-notch digital content.

You are correct
Education / Re: Is College Of Health Still Relevant by Clean2016: 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2022
Olarewajub:
What course does she want to study at the College of Health?

She can always further her studies via direct entry to the University.

IMAGING
Education / Is College Of Health Still Relevant by Clean2016: 10:16am On Jan 20, 2022
My cousin wanted to study a course in college of health technology.

I have asked people round and I don't seems to get the right answer?

Is this school still relevant? does it still have value or is it ordinary paper certificate school? where can they work after graduation

Thanks
Health / Re: Black Soot: Early Morning Weather Condition In Rivers State by Clean2016: 2:40pm On Dec 25, 2021
God1000:


All the multinational oil companies operating in that state should be held responsible for any life lost due to this development.

This is caused by activities of illegal oil bunkering and refining called "Kpo fire" to produce diesel, petrol and kerosene by militants

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Health / Re: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by Clean2016: 5:53am On Dec 06, 2021
christejames:
This is sad...

What sort of negligence is that?

RIP to the dead.

Very very possible. Children can do unimaginable things. I have to be locking my cars when I discovered a neighbor kids find new joy in opening and enjoying themselves in the car. It's a fenced compound with different flats with gate. Imagine street then

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Crime / Re: Married Man, Bride-to-be Found Dead Inside Car In Kano by Clean2016: 12:22pm On Nov 26, 2021
SavageResponse:


How did you arrive at that conclusion?

People are so stupid. Don't mind them
Politics / Re: AnambraDecides: INEC Declares Governorship Election Inconclusive by Clean2016: 6:15am On Nov 08, 2021
#AnambraDecides2021

Andy Uba won APC primary with *230,201* votes.

Total vote cast during APC primary was *348, 490.*

So where are those 348,490 APC members that voted at the party's primary election that produced Andy Uba as candidate?

Just asking for a friend ni o.

*When a party lies to itself...*

Hissssssssssh

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Crime / Re: Help! A Loan App Agent Keeps Blackmailing Me by Clean2016: 7:15am On Nov 05, 2021
Do they need to call you a thief before you know you are one? Go and pay what you borrowed.

That was how good hearted Nigerians have been losing money to people like you, who always borrow and promising to pay back but will come with different stories.

You are a thief as they called you if you don't pay back. Ordinary 3K what if it's 300K

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Education / Re: Loyola College Ibadan Old Boys Meet Here by Clean2016: 10:50am On Nov 02, 2021
Up school
Education / Re: Loyola College Ibadan Old Boys Meet Here by Clean2016: 10:48am On Nov 02, 2021
Loyola college Ibadan.

Amy 1984 -1989 set?
I greet everyone
Family / Re: Help, My Child Is Already A GENIUS @ 3! by Clean2016: 10:21am On Oct 12, 2021
Go online and check how you can help through foreign partners. Google how to present my child as genius to the world etc
Business / Re: Bitcoin Value Falls After China Declares Crypto-Currency Transactions Illegal by Clean2016: 8:42am On Sep 25, 2021
post=106147671:


Nairaland.com Rule 16.

Emphasis on Word in red.......

See the advert.. which rule again
Crime / Re: My Niece Has Been Kidnapped On Her Way To ABSU! by Clean2016: 10:21am On Sep 18, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Mazi Akubuzo, I admire your wisdom and envy the confidence you have that Nairaland is your problem's last bustop.

Very bad guy you be....lol

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Family / Re: My Neighbor Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by Clean2016: 11:46am On Sep 15, 2021
Kempinski:
How am I a tool for the devil to use?

MIND YOUR BUSINESS

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Family / Re: My Sister Wants To Quit Her Young Marriage. by Clean2016: 4:31pm On Aug 24, 2021
GenAbacha:
And what is wrong if she quits the marriage?

Why are you bothered? What ideas are you looking for?

A contract has been breached and it’s only right you terminate it.


The Òyìnbó that convinced us cheating is bad, don't they cheat? They cheat, they divorce and divorce and when they are tired they turn to gay. Rain fall everywhere.
Health / Watch Out For What You Drink by Clean2016: 4:08pm On Aug 11, 2021
Be careful what you definitely. Adulterated wine and spirits have taken over Nigeria market. XO being sold N2,500. You can be sure it's fake items
Religion / Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Clean2016: 5:46am On Aug 07, 2021
chatinent:
I .

We have to eat!


It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement. Instead of asking you are busy turning yourself into Judge
Religion / Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Clean2016: 5:44am On Aug 07, 2021
obembet:
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl

It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement
Health / Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by Clean2016: 6:31pm On Aug 01, 2021
Hello are you still alive? Please talk
Romance / Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Clean2016: 9:53pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ceenachi:
I think they're lying.
I can mathematical prove them wrong.
They've been working for 50 years.
Assuming they worked 300 days a year (periods, vacation, rest day, sick leaves)
They worked ~15000 days.
335000 ÷ 15000 = 22.33
Lets round it off to 22 men a day with 23 men every third day.

I'm no expert, but that's physically impossible for any woman
But…..
This is not something that I would be announcing to the world. Just me I know undecided

Divide this by 2 for each of them
Jokes Etc / Igboho And PMB by Clean2016: 9:13am On Jul 24, 2021
“ *The only reason why Buhari is going after Igboho is because there is ‘Igbo’ in his name.”*

- IPOB


This one tire me o���

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Technology Market / Re: Power Booster To use Iron, Water Dispenser, Freezer with Small Generator by Clean2016: 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2021
is this your product still available? whats the present cost
Adverts / Shared Office Available At Sangotedo by Clean2016: 11:31am On Jun 21, 2021
If you are interested in sharing office space. There's a space available and we are looking for partner. It's 3 bedroom apartment.
Location: Sangotedo area close to LCDA. Lagos State

Kindly get in touch
Politics / Re: Did You Know Buhari Is Building A TRAIN Manufacturing Plant In Nigeria? by Clean2016: 10:31am On Jun 19, 2021
Rissamenti:


We are alive. Stop relying on what you read in the media that overblows everything negative.

How many of us have been hurt, or personally know anyone that's been hurt in any violence?

Less than 1%, I'm sure.

Make we hear word abeg.


Wait till it gets to you. I have contributed to free friends from Kidnappers. Please don't assume it's lies. By the time it gets to you then it's too late
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Benin City Vs Asaba City Which Provide More Job Opportunities by Clean2016: 3:53pm On Jun 18, 2021
murphyibiam15:

You're 100% Edo, nothing like Father and mom here. Where your dad comes from is your origin. Well it depends on what you have on your finger tips

Who says? Your state of origin is either your father or mother's own. Please consult a lawyer or Google
Events / Evading The Law Of Unintended Consequences With Systems Thinking by Clean2016: 1:09pm On Jun 08, 2021
*Evading the Law of Unintended Consequences with Systems Thinking*

I woke up this morning to see that Twitter was trending with multiple terms related to the state of affairs in Nigeria.

I found this rather odd and here's why.

I use Twitter more as a listening tool, to keep my finger on the pulse of things.

One look at the trending topics, and you could have a summary of current affairs for the day.

When I left Nigeria last year, I updated my location on the Twitter app to ‘United States’ as I now wished to be updated on current affairs in the US.

Consequently, whenever something significant happened in Nigeria, I learned of it rather late and typically by word of mouth because I could only see US trends.

And so when I woke up this morning to multiple Nigerian terms on the trending section, I thought the app was experiencing a glitch, showing me trending topics in my former location, Nigeria.

After a few seconds, I laughed as I realised what the real situation was. There was no glitch after all.

Here’s the breakdown of what happened.

Whenever something tragic or contentious occurred in Nigeria, the citizens would tweet about it, and the topic would trend - TO NIGERIANS.

This meant that even though the complaints and agitations of the citizens were being posted to the public social media platform, the issues seldom ever registered as the trending topics of other countries.

However, there was a twist here which leads us to the Law of Unintended Consequences.

The Nigerian Government banned twitter and this led the mammoth Nigerian youth population to download VPNs to bypass the ban.

On most VPNs, the United States is the default or preferred location.

And so millions of Nigerians who would normally tweet and register their discontent as the trending topics of Nigeria, were now registering the issues on the trend list of the United States.

Americans woke up today confused by terms such as ‘IPOB’, ‘Buhari’ and ‘Malami’.

If the Nigerian government had not banned Twitter, the displeasure of Nigerians would have been localised.

In the wake of the ban, the displeasure of Nigerians was being broadcast to the center of the world through VPNs, creating global awareness for a matter that would have otherwise remained local.

Most Nigerian VPN users didn’t plan for this effect. It was just an unintended consequence of using VPNs, albeit a welcome one.

Another unintended consequence here is that Nigerians may have now learned how to ensure that topics of agitation are registered on the trends lists of the United States - by mobilizing Nigerians to tweet via VPNs with the US as their virtual location.

The Law of Unintended Consequences can be avoided by utilizing a thinking tool called Second Order Thinking.

Second Order Thinking posits that there is more than meets the eye when solving problems, and that by solving one problem, we may inadvertently create another problem.

We must therefore rigorously apply Second Order Thinking and even third order thinking in order to arrive at an ecological solution.

I’ll explain this using another lesson from history.

Back when the British ruled India, they faced a problem with a rising population of venomous cobras in Delhi.

To solve this problem, the British colonialists launched a bounty program, offering a cash prize for every cobra that was killed.

All the residents had to do, was to kill a cobra and present its body to the British government and claim the reward.

However, the business-minded Indians devised a plan to ‘optimise’ their rewards - they would breed cobras privately, kill them, present the dead cobras to the British and collect the cash reward.

The British were initially delighted to see that cobras were being killed in large numbers.

On the surface, the bounty program appeared to be a raving success - 1ST ORDER THINKING.

The British soon found out about the breeding operations and terminated the bounty program - 2ND ORDER EFFECTS.

This now meant that the Indian snake breeders were left with many snakes that could not be sold, and so they set them all free.

There were now more cobras all over Delhi after the bounty program than when it was first started - 3RD ORDER EFFECTS.

What does this mean for you?

As with the stories of the Twitter ban and the British bounty program, we must seek to solve problems by seeing the whole landscape rather than what is readily apparent.

We must consider not only the First Order Effects of our decisions, but also their Second and even Third Order Effects.

This overarching strategy is called SYSTEMS THINKING, and Second Order thinking is just one component of it.

Let’s look at another hypothetical application of this powerful thinking tool.

Say you were the Founder/CEO of a Billion Dollar corporation and one of your founding executives was found to be engaged in fraudulent activity.

*What would you do?*

Well, a First Order approach to this problem would be to simply fire this individual.

Second Order thinking would examine any potential consequences of dismissing this person.

On further investigation, you may then realize that this person may choose to express their disgruntlement by joining a competing organization and use company secrets to strengthen your opposition.

Of course you could go to court, but your lawyers graduated from Harvard Law and would charge millions of dollars to duel with your adversary over the coming months and years.

Considering the cost of the Second Order effects of a straight dismissal, you may wish to act ignorant of the act of fraud and do something else instead.

Create a small office in a far away country which is inconsequential to overall brand image and profitability.

Puff up his ego by offering him the role of Country Manager or ‘General Manager - Diaspora Relations’.

This fraudster would feel valued and stay on your side, while being tactically stripped of the ability to continually perpetrate fraud.

You solved the First Order problem of fraud, canceled out the chances of future fraud and potentially saved the company millions of dollars in legal fees.

This strategy is used at the highest levels of power - across politics, the mafia, business and even organized religion.

Read this a couple of times over and make your notes on how this can offer solutions past and future obstacles in your life.

*As Solomon famously wrote, "For wisdom is a defence, and money is a defence: but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it."​*

Author unknown
Technology Market / Re: Powerbank For Phone TV Laptop Internet by Clean2016: 8:37pm On May 20, 2021
NemB:
I posted it here (see link). Once they collect your money, all decorum is out of the window. https://www.nairaland.com/6510543/fraud-alert-please-return-money#100867387


Thanks so much. I was about storing their phone number to make purchases. Thank you for this review
Business / Re: Crypto Currency Has Finished Me! by Clean2016: 7:37pm On May 20, 2021
KingsleyWabote:


Between now and August 2021, Bitcoin will be trading below $3500. I've done my personal analysis with the daily, weekly and monthly charts. Mehn! The coming months are gonna be hell.

Don't just take my words for it. Just keep on investing/continue to buy the deep till around August. An August visitor is on the way grin

Buy the dip and see the deep digging deeper grin grin

I don't invest in crypto for a good reason. I invest in stocks, stock indices and forex, but not crypto. Crypto has no intrinsic value!

Tell me, what's the yardstick for determining the value of cryptocurrencies? Unlike stocks and forex (don't even compare crypto to stocks/forex), you just keep your (fake) digital money somewhere, hoping for your account to swell up. And that's why it's easy for even an individual like Elon Musk to manipulate the market.

Confirm red blood will continue to flow guys grin grin grin

Warren Buffett, one time world's richest man warned you guys, you took him for an idiot and a total ignoramus. Una never see sumchin.


Which stock? Buy FBHN at 20... Check price.

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Health / Re: What Do You Call This Toe Injury? Pls Help! (Disturbing Pictures) by Clean2016: 2:00pm On May 07, 2021
Just put izol or Z-germicide into it. Twice daily
Phones / Phone Swap. What Do They With Old Phone by Clean2016: 4:20pm On Apr 09, 2021
I have done phone swapping on a number of occasions but I use to wonder.
A practise whereby you exchange your phone with a newer model. what happens to the old phones?

anybody with an answer?
Crime / Re: Police Confirm Abduction Of RCC, Bank Staff By Gunmen At Quarry Site In Ibadan by Clean2016: 9:04am On Mar 17, 2021

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