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Nairaland General › Re: Disrespect On Nairaland by Clemzy16(m): 8:57am On Oct 14, 2013

Lol @ aunt, uncle, mummy, daddy. I've said it before, nairaland is too funny to be taken seriously. . . Majority of nairalanders come here to have fun and not necessarily to get newsfeed about Nigeria's unending problems. BTW, never knew we had 15yr-old here on nairaland.

Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Clemzy16(m): 8:54pm On Oct 09, 2013

oga foxy come knack us more towey¡

Literature › Re: Life Of A Uam Boy by Clemzy16(m): 8:42pm On Oct 09, 2013

School life expeiences, chai, God punish ASUU!

Literature › Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Clemzy16(m): 8:13pm On Oct 09, 2013

No mind dem MTN jare, me i don dash my own to men of the underworld, why u no port naw?

For the update, it was cool. Just keep 'em coming.

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Literature › Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Clemzy16(m): 9:42am On Oct 07, 2013

hmmmm...i dey laugh. chistar just described a Clement, my namesake no dey carry last.

Nice story anyways

Romance › Re: How Sex Workers Take Over Lagos Banks At Nights. by Clemzy16(m): 3:25pm On Oct 05, 2013

For my area na 5h o, i tell you 5condoms go break.

Music/Radio › Re: Iyanya - Le Kwa Ukwu by Clemzy16(m): 2:22pm On Oct 05, 2013

who cares, niqerians don`t wanna listen to sensible music, we just wanna dance| datsall¡

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Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 1:15pm On Oct 05, 2013

The rock5555: Make i cont shaperly.
Still i ROCK

Literature › Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Clemzy16(m): 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2013

i`ve set my alarm to 6pm, but i`m qoinq to check your bloq before then, cause i know it will be posted there first|

Literature › Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by Clemzy16(m): 11:12pm On Oct 04, 2013

Dancing skelewu. *grabs my reading glass*

Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 11:21am On Oct 03, 2013

I don land here, carry on rock, your swagger no get mate.

Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 7:43pm On Sep 30, 2013

i swear this is the best update so far, thumbs up rock¡ expectinq more from you|

Literature › Re: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Clemzy16(m): 7:45am On Sep 29, 2013

Foxy-Flow una too much..best collabo ever!!

Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 2:15am On Sep 29, 2013

Dhurmynick: lol.. guy, remember u made a deal with me.... the devil.

...because of your recharge card isn't it? Guy park well jor¡

Literature › Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Clemzy16(m): 1:40am On Sep 29, 2013

Yettocome: @ Clemzy. Thanks for being there till the end.

@ Chistar. You know Ola was one in a million to her. That is the power of love.

@ The Sexy boss and the indefatigable Sexitee. I still learn o. Hope I was able to impress you with it?.

@Uxomykaz. You have said it all. I ended it like that cos I knw people wont expect it. And moreso, I sacrificed Ola for that young child that ran into the road.

Thanks everybody for reading. Your comments are still welcome.
I am taking a break and soonest I will come back with another fiction for you people. Thanks for the support. You made the ride smooth.

Still... I write.... And I am.... Yet to come....

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Nairaland General › Re: An Open Letter To Mr Seun And Crew Members by Clemzy16(m): 6:58pm On Sep 28, 2013

Chikeziehosan: Habatically full time Job

Facebook mods av offices n are paid in cool cash
n they are humble n decent n sensible
U seat at home using Ur C1 to ban people saying u av a full time job

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... *falls from tree and dies*

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Fashion › Re: Miss Philippines Is Miss World 2013!! by Clemzy16(m): 6:19pm On Sep 28, 2013

watched the show live. the three winners really deserved it. everyone was expecting the host country "miss indonesia" to win but that never happened. so now i can categorically say that for the very first time i've seen a pageant show that is free of uncladness and biasness. the judges really did a good job.

Literature › Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Clemzy16(m): 6:03pm On Sep 28, 2013

Awwww, I feel like shedding tears, this is so touching. That day was suppose to be the happiest of Ola's life but the reverse became the case. I must say i do not like the ending of this story, this is tragic!

Literature › Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Clemzy16(m): 4:21pm On Sep 28, 2013

wow, thumbs up yettocome, you are a born writer, i'd loved to give my suqqestion about the final episode but i sorely behind. *goes back to continue readinq from were i stopped*

Nairaland General › Re: An Open Letter To Mr Seun And Crew Members by Clemzy16(m): 11:32am On Sep 28, 2013

tobiflink: Sexkillz might actually not exist as a person in real life. If u get what I mean.

hmmm food for thouqht|

Health › Re: Baby With 2 Heads Survives Risky Surgery In Afghanistan (PHOTOS) by Clemzy16(m): 8:38pm On Sep 27, 2013

fr3do: genetic mutation due to radioactive exposure.
Funny thing,if u're exposed to the rays at mild concentration,it wont kill you,its in your kids,it will manifest.

that's what the doctors call it, we call it "opin afin" huh

Nairaland General › Re: An Open Letter To Mr Seun And Crew Members by Clemzy16(m): 8:30pm On Sep 27, 2013

Oildichotomy:
To foolishly think NL is a million members strong is living in a fantasy world of tail-like fairies.
70% of those bogus figures quoted on the top page are alternate ID's and dead accounts all in a bid to drive advert sales.
There is a premature moderator that displays a significant amount of cerebral palsy and deranged cerebrum.
This particular moderator should know that foolishness displayed in virtual e-world is directly proportional to parental upbringing provided joblessness remains constant.
Eqn F=kPU
Where
F is foolishness
k is Joblessness[constant]
PU is Parental upbringing
All arriving at a serious indictment on the parents.

bros, are you related to honourable patrick? Anyways, thanks for feeding the hungry mods. It's obvious their fraustration is a result of joblessness, since that's the case my toilet needs cleaning.

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Nairaland General › Re: An Open Letter To Mr Seun And Crew Members by Clemzy16(m): 8:06pm On Sep 27, 2013

Like a Nairalander has in his signature, Nairaland is a s.hithole managed by poo carketers (justfoolish, sexkillz, mynd, etc) to.....

it's funny how these Mods think they're so big becoz they presides over a faceless forum.

I share the same idea wit the OP, we should be able to deactivate our accounts and also delete topics, sometimes i wonder if we're imprisoned here on this forum.

Nairaland is becoming so unbecoming, maybe seun is afraid of putting the deactivate button cause he'll lose half of his members in weeks.

And to all the Mods insulting the Op, shame on you all. What happened to freedom of speech, only on nairaland you give a suggestion, then you're attacked by e-diots in disguise of mods.

I've gradually begun to hate some of these Mods especially Mynd. I cant believe i can hate somebody so much even without seeing him, sometimes i wsh i can punch him through my device. Infact i'm planning a one-on-one brawl with him, does anyone know where he lives.

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Is Quality Worth Its Price In Branding? by Clemzy16(m): 6:24pm On Sep 27, 2013

OP, you're very creative. Just downloaded your logo to use as my dp. *winks*

Celebrities › Re: Davido Rocks Chelsea Jersey As He Strikes A"watchy"pose With Legendary Striker by Clemzy16(m): 10:15am On Sep 27, 2013

Capableben: WAIT; DAVIDO IS 20

you just dey know..

Romance › Re: !! I Caught My Best Friend Having Sex With My Wife In The Kitchen!! by Clemzy16(m): 10:07am On Sep 27, 2013

Lwkmd! I LOVE NAIRALAND

Celebrities › Re: See What Karen Igho Wore To Loud And Proud Show by Clemzy16(m): 10:02am On Sep 27, 2013

Impulse80: Men this girl is so beautiful i feel like crying

irony/sarcasm

Literature › Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Clemzy16(m): 12:33pm On Sep 26, 2013

Youngzicco: O'boy e....! U really tried o big thumb_up for you. Looking forward for more A.S.A.P.

oga mi, mo ri é|

@yettocome in 'will smith' voice i say, GOOD JOB!

BTW, What course is Ola Studying¿

Literature › Re: Grammar Nazi by Clemzy16(m): 12:12pm On Sep 26, 2013

After reading all these, i had to force myself to laugh¡ Not funny at all¡ Somebody tell Zakura that grammer cannot be Bad, it can only be wrong|

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Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 10:42am On Sep 26, 2013*

"Hello"
"Hello, peter" a female voice spoke.
My mind went into hyperprebation mood as i started thinking who was that, then it strucked me, Aisha.
"How are you?"
"Am fine, am sorry about what that my brother did to you, he just dont likes me walking with boys any how especially christian boys"
Thank God o, so na even her brother sef, that means am free or so i thought.
"Ok no, problem, i would have beaten him but i just dont want you to look at me like a gangsta" i lied abi boasted.

hmmm reminds me of a friend whom i followed to qo see a qirl, when we got there the twin brother was trippinq, fear was written all over my friend's face but he insisted talking some sense into the dude¡ i had to persuade him to let it slide else we would have gotten the beatinq of his life|

"Aisha i love you, blah, blah(make i no expose my runsing technique). I wan you to be my girlfriend".

hohohoho...this qot me lauqhinq real hard, uduak you`re a stubborn quy¡ so even after the preqnancy ish you still wanted to woo aisha, your case dey court|

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