₦airaland Forum

Ishsoph: You are not different from other Nigerians with annoying habbit. How can you bring out your phone inside a bus with percengers and start playing music(noise pollution) and u got angry when your like tag along, what happened to your earphone/bluetooth

"honestly, i doubt ur sanity"

"did i mention it was me. . . ??! If you checked well, title say ANNOYING THINGS NIGERIANS DO"

IT IS ALSO ANNOYING WHEN NAIRALANDERS LIKE YOU ARE QUICK TO DRAW CONCLUSION WITHOUT READING THE TOPIC


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"i don't do no alter call, i just stay where i'm standing and cry my burden to the lord"

"sometimes i wonder how many times people gets born-again"

"the pastors themselves ain't helping matters, some will try to describe you by mentioning anything possible, your lifestlye, attitude, down to the clothes you're wearing"

"...and when they try all those means possible yet nobody seems to comeout, they will give a time-ultimatum and start to preach about hell-fire. Just like magic, you'll see people start rushing out like someone is spraying out free money."

"me no dey send, i go jst stand where i dey lik nothing dey happen"

BEING BORN-AGAIN IS A THING OF THE MIND. MOST MEN OF GOD MISINTERPREAT THAT PHRASE


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GEJTILL2019: How many products do yoruba pple even produce? Mtchewwwwww!!! See fashola face like Cat fish.

"stop hating cause we're the best. if you guys work hard, one day y'all can be like us"


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guonno: Peter is a disgrace to the igbo nation... Marry a yoruba girl? Tufiakwa, God forbid. An anambra man for that matter?

"you are a fool to this generation"

"you for bring your ugly sister mak e marry naww. . ."

BLOODY TRIBALIST!!


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"all dem nigerian celebrities wey dey copy-cat oyinbo names ehn, God is watching in 3D."

"wetin happy to all the lovely igbo and yoruba names wey we get"

"to make matters worst, dem no com see beta oyinbo name giv the children na animal names like aLIONna, and CAMELron...dem see" SMH!

WHEN THESE CHILDREN GROW UR THEIR PEER-GROUP AND FRIENDS GO SEE SOMETHING TO LAUGH THEM ABOUT.


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"chai! Dis thread funny dieeee"

"BTW, is it only me, why am i seeing 'BATTERY' in the topic. . ."

"somebody wants to buy akara of #20 will first test that of #50"

"you stop a nigerian girl on the street to ask for direction, she looks back at you, hisses, and walks away thinking you want to woo her"

"girls chewing gum and making that annoying sound that comes out of it"

"while travelling in a shuttle, you brings out your phone to play some musics, then somebody else begins to sing along" mostly common among girls.



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"Na wa o! Nawaotically"

"giving them a solitary confinement is okay, not VIP"

"inferiority complex in the highest order"


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"fresh air"

"GEJ for president come 2015"


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"Hapi b' dae to you saka"

"...and don't forget my rice and chicken"


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"i'm too lazy to read the news"

"does it mean they are stealing our oil or what. . . ??!"


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"eko oni baje o, eko oni baje, eko oni baje o, eko oni baje, eko oni baje o, eko oni baje, eko oni baje o, baje, *singing*"

"make una no vex, i jst com show my face"

RUNS OUT OF THREAD


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"too late!"

"i'm already used to them mosquitoes"

"we're like brothers now, i even understand their language" anybody care to learn. . . ??!"


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"hun! seven people died in sallah day accident!"

"...and i didn't even know yesterday was sallah until midnight news"

WHAT AN IRONY


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Mr Aboki: Sounds like Hokus Pokus to me..

1. What do you inject into a woman that would make her tummy swell and remain so for 9Months only to disappear after the faux birth..

2. Even if the women were hypnotised, were their husbands hypnotised as well?

If this article is all the Police has to go to court with, then this matter is as good as dead on arrival..

"spot on"


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AB$I:
Useless govt of confused pple.
Yesterday it was 6-3-3-4
Today is 9-3-4
Tommorrow is 1-6-3-3-4
and not forgeting d previous 6-5-4 of d day b4 yesterday.
And wit all dis rubbish all we have to show are mass failures @ WAEC,NECO,SSCE,NABTEB,JAMB ETC; EXAM MALPRACTICES, SEX FOR GRADES TEACHERS&LECTURERS;
THE OGA ON TOP- CEASELESS ASUU STRIKES.
WHAT A GOVT,WHAT A NATION,WHAT A PPLE

"i couldn't agree less"


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