₦airaland Forum

E be like say this op never enter Lecture East in Absu see as multitude go cluster for lecture

Refurbished my black-ass!!!
They buy a decommissioned gunboat and repaint it just to enable them embezzle funds meant to by a new one. Tomorrow another headline will read, ' See gallant soldier killed by NDA militants'
I pity the navy boys tho

Just negodu how a state governor is celebrating a helicopter gift from the FG. Where a mere county police department can scramble a helicopter under 30mins if need be in other sane countries.
Celebrating mediocrity a police man would want to call in a crime or emergency and he uses his own personal line, the walkies do not function at all. And they are rejoicing over an overused copter, I just hope it doesn't develop fault mid air and crash the way the NAF killed my cousin with their ill equipped and decommissioned jet.

I can't remember hearing that a Democrat defected to the Republican Party. And we say we are running a democratic government. Where a known criminal and looter of public funds would get a clean slate and automatic return ticket if he defects. Useless nation called Nigeria, all these stomach politicians need to be killed with nerve gas Bunch of twats

All these reasons are summed up into one - Small Penis Syndrome.

Baba go send him ordinary commissioner as usual. Maybe this time na teeth go get infection.

Lol, who are they deceiving? Probably the zombies. Why not call a spade a spade huh? They've customized devaluation to flexible exchange rate on forex. Lol!!
Scammers of the 1st Order.

No comment, before the misdirected groupies who parade themselves as "feminist" invade this thread to lament how the man caused this.
If reverse was the case, they'd say no matter what a lady does men should not hit them forgetting that it goes both ways.

Gaborone:
My thoughts.

Thank you.

Anytime.

Ngokafor:
....You are so right about the analysis of politics at newspaper stands and ofcourse Social Media e.g Nairaland ...endless arguements and rancour for days on end .I just do not get it.

...she certainly thought out of the box and it payed off....I wonder what will become of those frustrated and jobless haters now.

Exactly, probably the haters would be in their rooms wishing they were a bit wiser.

And so many haters who do not possess an ounce of courage was blasting her of not being self employed or use her knowledge in Computer Science to get a thing going for herself...... una don see am
Na only to dey preach and give useless analysis of stuff u guys can never comprehend. Stay there and not take the bull by the horns, you will end up as those jobless men who analyze politics at newspaper stands.

Nigerians are very funny set of people. See the way they have constantly attacked anyone who donates money abroad but forget that our Government steadily receive more sums from other foreign sources too. Do you know how much Bill and Melinda Gates has been donating to Africa since 2001 or is it the millions of dollars Mark Zuckerburg has donated too?
He has done so much for some Nigerians according to the list up there, besides it's his decision and money to spend. You'd be in ur mud house with ur tecno phone and try to dictate how a billionaire should spend his income. Funny set of people, always claiming to know better than everyone.

They way Nigerians throw ridiculous figures around makes someone wonder if money grows on trees in Nigeria. Total rubbish, 30trillion.... hmmm fear God!

Leriebloom:
Yes, I forgot to add the fact that makurdi is unnecessarily hot.

Very hot is an understatement

Too much speculations from an unidentified source. When did his cousin and principal secretary become his closest pals during his presidency.

Lol, too bad you had to experience all these. I also served in Benue. Camping in Wannune was fun, but much later on. Got posted to Ado LGA, that place is officially a dead zone. Only one bank in a full LGA (UBA), luckily for me my redeployment worked out after 2 months, this was in 2014 tho. Makurdi is extremely hot.

RIP to the dead. Another reason why I don't stay in front or the first row behind the driver. I and my family are covered by the grace of God, Amen!!

Chrixtopha:
The only man that speaks like an English man....he does not pulse will speaking as many of us does

Wow, wow..... wow! He doesn't "pulse" indeed

Can't forget the day I met this man at Nathan's Drycleaning Enugu. His charisma and aura is something else. He literally captures the attention of everyone wherever he enters. Nice photo!

I just have one question, ' Why accept the bail and still hold onto him' ? Why not reject the bail instead, same thing happened with Olisah metuh and Nnamdi Kanu.

That girl is a popular runs girl in lekki, so i heard but the one ive confirmed is she once accused Oritsefemi of stealing her Iphone. *lol* She is definitely seeking for relevance. Believing everything you see on social media is to your own detriment, at least Tiwa and Billz should serve as a reminder.

How does someone become seriously injured in water? No one should tell me crap about water entering their lungs, that's out of the question.

eazzzy1:
It matches perfectly with her stature. Boobies's like hers don't fall. I will do her over cossy anyday, anytime, anywhere.

And you had to quote me to tell me your preference, are you her bobo that I mentioned? Which boobies are there in the first place before talking about them falling. Those are just foam bra, na only nipplez she get.

Both of y'all still kids.

This girl don't have one single chest at all wetin bobo wan press and suck?

My ex tried the buying my family over but she no sabi say everybody blood dey hot especially my mum. Dunno how she does it but she virtually sees through almost everyone that comes to the house. And she always used to say, ' Girls are pretenders, and pretenders do the worst'.

I just have 3 questions;
1. Dude is you gay??
2. Have you smoked Kwale weed again?
3. Why the lies, fear God

This has absolutely got nothing to do with sugar, remember he always has an erection until time of penetration. The first time is probably stress induced and the subsequent times are all psychological. You're scared it will happen again and that automatically puts you in panic or anxiety mode, ur heart pumps more adrenaline which always happens when you're afraid. Haven't you ever noticed that ur joystick becomes way smaller when you're scared or in a traumatic situation. You just need to build back ur confidence with someone you're comfortable with and who is also patient. That's all, don't go taking drugs and shit those will just mess u up and get you dependent on them thereby worsening ur psychological problem. Thank me later

Are you for real tho?? "What's today's date"
You need divine intervention, damn!

Nice one mimzy but I don't completely agree with point 5, some karashikas might just want free lunch.
I've heard number 1 and 2 a lot, I decided to just take it as a compliment.








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