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Business / Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by cnnamoko(m): 10:35pm On Oct 03, 2014
boboLIL: Op hehehe.....yhu get talent oo,,, see as yhu de observe....buh wetin yhu de go atm al d tym de do? Na so yhur moni boku reach?
lol my guy just observation sha, I just dey atm d experience all these stufs, na so I carry phone dey type for NL loool

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Business / Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by cnnamoko(m): 9:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
tshegs19: What is Cue
sorry typo error. Its queue rather
Education / Re: For Your Well Research Project Materials And Topics by cnnamoko(m): 7:53pm On Oct 03, 2014
onomesimple: this easy project is 4I9. The only use this medium to dump money from innocent people.
. Dude nairaproject.com is not easy project. Before you come to a platform like this and say anything do your research properly. Can you imagine?
Business / Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by cnnamoko(m): 2:43pm On Oct 03, 2014
*spreads mat and lies down to read comments* oboy front page sweet o, last year when I joined NL as a new dude na people dey tell me they saw my post on FP, I was unconsciously making FP. As I come serious dey post, only 2 views (d other view being my babe). So today I must enjoy all this FTC, FP, STC, LTC. Loooooooool

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Business / Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by cnnamoko(m): 12:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
ggrin post=/post/26829311:
What's ATMundecided
Ask Google

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Business / 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by cnnamoko(m): 11:16am On Oct 03, 2014
Being in a long queue, hoping to use an ATM service can be very frustrating at times. Thanks to these characters who make it annoying.

1. The guy that counts money before leaving the ATM for others. As if if the money short, ATM go complete am for am?

2. The dude that knows he does not have a kobo in his account, but hopes for a miracle. After wasting everyone's' time,' insufficient balance' will chase him away!

3. The guy that multiplies the cue just to check his balance. You will be left wondering whether he does not receive alerts.

4. The guy that acts as if the world will end today. He goes to the Atm and you think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. At a point people will start begging him to remain some cash in the ATM.

5. The dude that quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine is prompting him that his pin is incorrect or card has expired. U will still him complaining or screaming at the ATM. 'Jeez! I used this card just this morning! Which kyn bank be this?

6. that man/woman that just goes there an stand for almost 20minutes... When you go closer you discover the machine asked 'do you wish to proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo just did not press anything.

7. The instructor. Leaves the cue to go and instruct another only to be the next person. Too annoying.

Source: Our Daily Experience

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Baby Girl Born With Two Teeth [PHOTO] by cnnamoko(m): 11:43pm On Sep 20, 2014
good to know
Politics / Top Ten Books About Nigeria by cnnamoko(m): 10:34pm On Sep 20, 2014
Want to know more about the history and development of our great nation? Then you should read these interesting books by outstanding and celebrated authors of our generation

1. Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
As a young man Achebe read the canon of western literature, but could not find his own people's story there. So he set about writing a tragic tale: of how a vulnerable society, and a flawed man, could not cope with the military superiority and crushing arrogance of the white invaders. Millions of readers around the world have since identified with Things Fall Apart as the definitive account of what happened to their own societies when the Europeans arrived. Invariably the colonial legacy was destructive and destabilising, and one that "Nigeria", a British invention, has never quite recovered from.

2. The Trouble With Nigeria by Chinua Achebe
No apologies for including Achebe twice. He wrote this caustic booklet in the early 80s, but it still rings true. This time, Achebe puts the blame for Nigeria's many post-independence failings firmly on the Nigerians themselves. "Nigeria is not a great country", he writes. "It is one of the most disorderly nations in the world. It is one of the most corrupt, insensitive, inefficient places under the sun … It is dirty, callous, noisy, ostentatious, dishonest and vulgar. In short it is one of the most unpleasant places on earth!" And yet Achebe still believes in Nigeria's potential, if only it could find leaders with integrity.

3. The Nigerian Civil War by John de St Jorre
Nigerians – of all ethnicities – rarely talk about the civil war of the late 1960s, but it is a suppressed trauma. It began when the Igbo people of the east formed the doomed breakaway state of Biafra, and ended more than a million deaths later. No one can understand Nigeria today without some knowledge of those events, and John de St Jorre – a British journalist who covered the war for the Observer – wrote a brilliant account soon afterwards: a readable and scrupulously fair history of a conflict that aroused great passions across Africa and in Britain.

4. Half of a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
You've read the history of the civil war, now read Adichie's novel. It's a story of ordinary people swept up in extraordinary times; a privileged young woman, an ambitious university lecturer, an illiterate houseboy and a British writer, all of whom struggle to stay faithful to their ideals, loyalties and loves as their world falls apart around them. Add colonialism, tribalism, class, race and sexual desire, and you have an epic.

5. Sozaboy by Ken Saro-Wiwa
Another haunting work of fiction to come out of the civil war. Ken Saro-Wiwa, executed by a military junta in 1995, was a writer, human rights activist and environmentalist. Sozaboy is written in "rotten English" – a mixture of Nigerian pidgin and idiomatic English – from the viewpoint of a naive young recruit who discovers the horror of war. William Boyd wrote: "Sozaboy is not simply a great African novel, it is also a great anti-war novel, among the very best the 20th century has produced."

6. Looking for Transwonderland: Travels in Nigeria by Noo Saro-Wiwa
Noo is Ken Saro-Wiwa's daughter; she grew up in England and after her father was killed she stayed away from Nigeria for many years. This is the poignant and witty story of her return. Noo's family history gives her an unusual take on Nigeria; she's both intimate with the country and an outsider. Her "unglamorous, godforsaken motherland" will always be a place that angers and frustrates her but on her intrepid travels she also finds much to love.

7. My Nigeria by Peter Cunliffe-Jones
Cunliffe-Jones is a British journalist who lived in Nigeria during the transition from military to civilian rule at the end of the 90s. But the country was already part of his family folklore; his grandfather had been a colonial official there for 30 years, and helped write the 1960 independence constitution. Cunliffe-Jones dissects the British (and his family's) legacy in a history of Nigeria blended with personal memoir, and his conclusions are often harsh.

8. Ake by Wole Soyinka
Nobel laureate Soyinka's memoir of his childhood years is full of charm but is never sentimental. He grew up in Abeokuta, in the Yoruba south west, a medium-sized town that has supplied a disproportionate number of Nigeria's great and good. The young Soyinka is witness to a society torn between traditional and modernising forces, and some of the first protests against colonial rule in the 40s.

9. The Secret Lives of Baba Segi's Wives by Lola Shoneyin
Shoneyin's novel deals with polygamy, rape and domestic abuse in a contemporary Nigerian family. Heavy issues, but her touch is so skillful that she finds redeeming features in even her wickedest characters, and comedy even in violence and cruelty. Baba Segi himself is foul, foolish and arrogant. He gets his come-uppance, and we learn much about Nigeria along the way.

10. Open City by Teju Cole
But it's about New York, you say, not Nigeria. True, but so many of Nigeria's brightest and best now live abroad, or at least with one foot abroad, so it's inevitable that more and more "writing about Nigeria" is from the diaspora and reflects its place in the wider world. Julius, the fictional narrator of Cole's beautiful novel, has flashbacks to his Nigerian childhood as he wanders around Manhattan. The memories float to the surface of his consciousness; they are part of his complex identity.

Source: http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/sep/10/top-10-books-about-nigeria-barnaby-phillips
Education / Re: 10 Words Nigerians Commonly Misspell by cnnamoko(m): 7:14pm On Sep 16, 2014
Even the post came with some flaws: Misspell and Misspelled? Someone please check it. I think its misspelt by Nigerians not misspelled
Religion / Appreciation Moves Heaven Faster Than Prayer by cnnamoko(m): 2:34am On Sep 11, 2014
A man went to heaven. As he was being ushered by a caring angel to his mansion, he noticed heaven got 3 major departments. Two of the departments were extremely busy with numerous angels working in them, while the third department was very free with just an angel as staff. Curious to know why these two departments were extremely busy, the man asked the angel for explanation. The angel explained to the man that the first department was responsible for receipt of prayer request from people and the second dept was responsible for answering these requests and sending replies to the people as quick and efficient as possible. 'But why is the third dept so free' the man snapped.' Don't worry my friend its only a few that acknowledges what the Lord has done for them' said the Angel. So The third dept was for acknowledgement of answered prayers.
Now how many of us remember to thank God for what he has done for us? Your car almost got hit by a reckless driver, all you could do is to jump down to fight the other driver instead of seizing that moment to thank the almighty for accident avoided? Think twice.

Source: Common Sense

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Politics / Re: 5 Most English Inclined States In Nigeria by cnnamoko(m): 12:43am On Sep 08, 2014
No be me formulate states. Check the source.
Politics / 5 Most English Inclined States In Nigeria by cnnamoko(m): 2:46pm On Sep 07, 2014
Statistics have shown that literacy level in these states are higher than that of their counterparts. Although its a survey which is not error free, the states are: 1. Lagos. 2. Imo. 3. Rivers. 4. Abia 5. Akwa Ibom....Do you agree? Source: www.nigerianstat.gov.ng/uploads/latestRelease/de4f17834ea0c57a9e1f440d029aebaa460863d0.pdf
Science/Technology / What Is The Funniest ICT Related Mistake You Have Ever Made? by cnnamoko(m): 10:01am On Aug 14, 2014
Now technology is everywhere and we are holding sophisticated gadgets and pretending as if we invented them...but there was a point in life when we did not know much about them. MINE WAS WHEN I WAS STILL MUCH YOUNGER I USED MY DADs NOKIA 3310 TO TEXT 'SETTINGS' TO MTN FOR INTERNET SERVICEm. smh
Webmasters / Re: Google To Promote Secure Websites (HTTPS) In Search Results by cnnamoko(m): 10:22am On Aug 08, 2014
Good development
Romance / Re: Help! Is It Proper To Disclose Your Finances With Your Wife? by cnnamoko(m): 10:40am On Jul 22, 2014
Good point though. Why I ask is because my wife is a banker in fact I bank with her bank. She knows every kobo that drops in that account. Some times as a man you wanna hope and you make statements like 'babe don't worry just trek harder now, before the year ends I ll buy that camry 2.2' and d look on her face ll show u "really with d bal of 50k? After ur constant withdrawals?...but my point is..if she does not know my financial status at least the hope will be there, and fun continues. I don't how many people can relate with this?
Romance / Help! Is It Proper To Disclose Your Finances With Your Wife? by cnnamoko(m): 10:26am On Jul 22, 2014
Just wondering if it is right to disclose all your finance to your wife? why i ask this is because some men find it difficult to do this and they got their reasons. Another school of thought is the love birds' school. They feel couples should be transparent enough even when it gets to money.

Personally i believe women should be given prospects instead of full disclosure or? lets discuss
Religion / Re: Where Will Mentally Ill People Go After Death? by cnnamoko(m): 9:04pm On Jul 06, 2014
chicken, cockroaches and the rest do not have spirits nor souls, only humans got souls that will department the body someday to another destination. Mentally ill people will be judge. Then their eyes go clear
rocgirl: Lol..
You're not alone.
While growing up i always wondered where the cockcroaches i mistakenly stepped on or the chickens killed during chrismas went to.
embarassedembarassedembarassed
Politics / Re: 5 Most Promising Governors In Nigeria by cnnamoko(m): 9:15am On Jun 03, 2013
Nigerians will never change, initially Rochas was not on the list and every one was complaining.Ok now Rochas is on the list, people are saying 'remove him'
Politics / Re: 5 Most Promising Governors In Nigeria by cnnamoko(m): 11:24pm On Jun 02, 2013
yeah i agree too, the man is performing for osun people

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Politics / 5 Most Promising Governors In Nigeria by cnnamoko(m): 10:41pm On Jun 02, 2013
After Naija numerous missionary journeys, these outstanding governors are determined to turn things around in Nigeria. or What do you think?
1. Gov. Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State (verified)
2. Gov. Fashola of Lagos State. (verified)
3. Gov. Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers (verified)
4. Gov. Rauf of Osun state (verified)
5. Gov. Adams Oshiomole of Edo (verified)
6. Due to popular demand Gov. Rochas Okorocha of Imo State (they said he should be NO.1) (verified)

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Sports / Rooney Set To Leave Man Utd by cnnamoko(m): 11:06pm On May 12, 2013
Sir Alex confirmed after today's match that Rooney sent a transfer request to leave the club.Now i think the dude is not just happy with the way is role is changing in the squad, or what do you think?
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lol, i cant naa
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