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etrouble:
Even Satan refused to marry a woman despite his long discussion with Eve while Adam was away.


God Himself didn’t create a female Angel.

You and that guy can marry each other

Why would you want to do yourselves the disservice of being with women? You have nothing to gain from it. Women are draining. Women don’t bring any value to your lives. Women have no use.

You know what they say about doing the same thing every time and expecting a different result. Why would you hitch yourselves to women who according to you have nothing good associated with them right from when God created them. Since the proof is abundant that women are evil and useless, wouldn’t it make more sense to go link up with your fellow men?

Then offer more than money

AreaFada2:
In fact, the more economically self-sufficient a woman is, the more dispensable you are as a man.

You don’t have to get married.Procreation is not a necessity for everyone

And you might be unfortunate to have daughters. Imagine the pain and suffering your life will become when you give birth to these empty skull female gendered Homo sapiens

bluepreek:
Sometimes I begin to wonder but now I know and have realized why Jesus Christ never chose a female disciple or even got married....Cuz,come to think of it, in what way is both marriage and women beneficial to men apart from bringing steady wahala to man,all in the name of marriage...... Honestly,if not for the sake of procreation, I'd have rather preferred to die a Virgin, flexing on my best kinda lifestyle, watching my beloved Chelsea football club beat all the favourite EPL clubs than settle down with one female entity all in the name of marriage

But in all of these,i can't write off the fact that the so-called daughter doesn't have an equal share of foolishness and stupidity with her mother..........and one begins to wonder and be tempted to ask,do the female gender have a brain at all,or they were mistakenly created with an empty skull,but as we all know, God doesn't make any mistake.....

Grotesque display

radautoworks:
my mom loves those? You roast them yourself?

Yes I did.
Score them first. Boil in salt water for 10 minutes and roast for 35-40mims. They taste like sweet potatoes.

Chestnuts 😋

What’s the role of your ex in all this? I’m asking because you started the story with her and then just dropped it abruptly. What’s up with that?

They just believe their husbands have no agency. They can’t make the decision to stay faithful. Smh

Sultannayef:
He’s looking for publicity, he has a thriving real estate business in the USA.

Real estate is a nice business

bdon123:
Someone who worked at john hopkins is extremely rich.He came back to invest in his practice here in naija...wit limited tax n government interference.I would hav probably done d same thing.He is already American citizen so dont forget.

Actually John’s Hopkins isn’t renowned for being a well paying institution compared to other hospitals. There’s a whole Reddit about it.They compensate you for the lower pay by giving you the privilege to say you worked at world class teaching hospital.

It’s common among USA teaching hospitals to low ball their employees because they have tons of applicants who want to come and learn. For any position you refuse, there are 10 people in line waiting to get in.

Watch the thread grow to 20 pages as usual with people generalizing, analyzing and over analyzing USA residents, their lifestyle, their income and making unnecessary comparisons et al.

What’s newsworthy in someone going home to settle in their own country? I guess since he announced his return on the internet, people have no choice but to analyze his decision.

I wish him happiness and success in his ventures

radautoworks:
Throwback meal made in January. Vegetable, rice and plantain

It’s like your phone and mine are twins. Full of food pictures from time past

michru:
You didn't understand what I meant.
Looked like a hen (female chicken) with the way you placed it. Guess you didn't do it on purpose.

Haha no I didn’t. But I see it now. 🤣

michru:
I see what you did to that chicken

I baked it

That’s a great superpower that will take you places.

Kudos to Maeve7 for attempting to restore normalcy init?

Ishilove:
Thanks dear. I remember when Nairaland was fun and had lots of games like this one. It was always interesting. Unfortunately those days are gone.


2. What is your super power?

Endurance. In short, the kinda shaitza I have had to endure in recent times have made me pat myself on the back and say "Ishi, na man you be." 😂 Blow upon blow, I crash to the floor, stay there a bit to catch my breath then slowly crawl back to my feet with my face all swollen and battered. Battered, but still alive and gritting my teeth so it looks like a grin and swinging back wildly. I will never stay down as long as I have life in me..

GloriousGbola:
Can you translate what they were saying?

Their dialect is a bit different and there’s a lot of overlapping words but basically the dude was saying

“let me see what you put in my sister’s food. What is it?”
House girl said “pesticide for mosquito”
He said “and you put it in there”.

Sister said “so I can die?”

The man then said “were you not the one who went to abort a 5 month pregnancy last week?”

She said “I swear it’s not true” but she was shaking her head no and nodding yes in between so it’s hard to tell what she’s responding yes or no to. That’s why I said more context needed.

GloriousGbola:
Please Let this be lagos or anambra

Abeg

We will see the hunters become the hunted.

this little clip left me with more questions than answers

I need longer clip and more context. They were saying something about aborting a 5 month pregnancy and she was swearing that it’s not true. More context needed. Who caught her? What’s the 5 month pregnancy about? Who was the father?

folake4u:
Nice, you know the perfect combo.🙂

I DON'T LIKE PAP AT ALL.

And the other one too.

lol. Folake

This is crazy

folake4u:
Daalu Nne.

Do you prefer bread to pap for akara? Or garri?

Definitely bread and akara. With hot chocolate

I don’t really care for pap but I’ll make it once in a really long while.

Garri is only for porridge beans or garri & milk with roasted groundnuts

GloriousGbola:
Why are you hiding the label tho

No free ads

The company needs to pay up first

folake4u:
Lmao, Coco please.

Here's the bread, Ma.

Now you’re talking 🙂

Thank you very much

folake4u:
That's what I used to eat it.

Proof or I don’t believe it

You only shared akara with us and kept the bread to yourself 🙄

grandstar:
This is a fantastic low carb diet

Come join 😋

Dinner

How does he know that many runs girls?

Helpme08:
I was dealing with a devourer, I’m drowning in pain .

Helpme08:
but a lot has happened that I can’t discuss here. I was dealing with a devourer. May God help me.

Sorry for your pain

What does this mean though? It piqued my interest.
You are using a new moniker and no one knows you. I’m sure you can talk about it.

Exactly

God1000:
The first sensible thing I've heard from him in quite some time. Plus he may be under house arrest or incarcerated. I think he's given up hope actually.

He should have rode off quietly into the sunset like every other president who lost. He was told by people who he appointed and other prominent people of his party he lost and it was a fair election, but he refused to listen because of his ego, irresponsible attitude and lies.

bluefilm:
Why always the US?

Because republicans fight every sensible gun control measure proposed by the democrats

The Nigerians that support republicans policies should know this is what they’re supporting

radautoworks:
Reverse for me. Love brussel sprouts, tried artichokes twice in Rome and nope.

I actually like both but I understand those who don’t like Brussel sprouts. I find it very delicious with bacon crumbs