₦airaland Forum

pippimp:
Cococandy, you need to watch "into the night" on Netflix. You'll thank me later. Craziest series since Lost. Just make sure you set your audio to French to enjoy it. It's midnight and i'm still glued to this damn thing.

Primusinterpares:
So lock down affected the proposed date of our wedding so against all odds we decided to move along with the wedding.

The following precautions were taken.
1. Social distancing during the ceremonies ( TM & White)
2. Less than 50 people in attendance.
3. Sanitizer n nose mask were in place.
4. Temperature of Guest were checked before entering the church ( White wedding)
5. No reception to avoid crowd.
Just cut cake, share packaged food n drink in takeaways.
Snapped pics n proceeded to honeymoon.


To God be the glory it was a success.

Morray:
just kill us

ccffwx:
Woman, how do you always happen to take the words outta my mouth? How?

Hathor5:
If I don't have any carbs on my plate then I must double or better triple the amount of veggies.
Else I will be sleep walking to my fridge sooner than later.

starbuck:
My 10 year old son is a bit taller than me and we share same footwear, my daughter of 11 years shares my trousers with me



Kids of nowadays are just like agric fowls unlike us that were ọkụkọ igbo

IceLip:
she don ripe

larrypourl:
I like your phone camera. What device is that ?

sassysure:
Yep.


Locusts swam happens once in a while.
Not long ago, it happened in an east African country.
It was even posted here.
Wonder why people see it as unusual occurance

All these my church people sef
And yet no be of them want to die

sharpwriter:
Puke? Actually those things are tastier than chicken or beef when nicely barbecued with salt and pepper.

Chai, yummyyyyy

Hathor5:
Yes, I have and loved it.

Bojack:
Lovely , I love your tattoo

Hathor5:
I bought it. I was so hungry after work I needed to save time but I was thinking that I need to make naan bread again. It is even better and easy to make too.

Dyt:
When will I start to eat veggies like this ehn
**scratches neck**

You are doing well omoge

Hathor5:
Dinner.

sassysure:
Didn't u see awiigu?

Larva ABI caterpillar of this thing.
It destroys farmland eeh.

Some people will go to harvest it, fry and eat.

I remembered I almost cried when mummy said I should join other kids to pick them

doitforyou:

Lol women expire now??

I didn’t know humans could expire while they’re still living.

The more you know.

sassysure:
I have given up on her So nice a lady I have told her to go and retire in the village
Na your sister o.

sassysure:
We raise our boys the wrong way. So the circle continues.

We complain about the men in our lives and yet ruin the lives of our sons.

My Nigerian friend here has 4 sons, add the husband and she works yet she is the only one who can cook in her family. First son is in the uni. Husband works 4 days and 3 days off. Assuming she has a daughter, she will die in the kitchen. U need to see her running around and she has lived in Europe more than 20yrs.
We bred those monsters. And tomorrow, we turn around to attack the daughters in law.
The circle continues

Kenfil:
Thanks dear.. there is still improvement for dough making sha. How are u and ur family?

SaintBishop:
White women are extraordinary so you don't know? if I no marry white woman for this life waiting I gain?

pocohantas:
Pele Ma. Shebi it was you I asked if they share meat in this one. I wanted go find bf from that side.




You know how it goes!! Now I feel like dashing my turkey stew out and cooking another with cow leg. Cow leg is premium kpomo.

Packed them. 1 isn’t captured, giving that one to my friend.

pocohantas:
I said I wanted meat and I got this.

Right now, I feel like I just bought shares of a bluechip company. I am sure many women can relate to this. You look into your freezer and pantry- you see assorted FROZEN meat, dry fish, bag of rice, enough crayfish. You are like, “Na me get am”.

Lmao.

Heiterkeit:
Meaning what exactly?