₦airaland Forum

Urine:
The DPO is @ Y*b*.

Looool
I don't know what you are talking about.
Pay me my money

Urine:
I want THE DPO not a DPO. Hehehehehe

Whats the difference?

Urine:
You're still on this journey of trying to scam me? Weeks ago it was Alex now it's Ikechukwu. Don't worry na DPO go settle our case when I'm ready for you.

Its still Alex, his second name is ikechukwu. Urine abeg I don't joke with my money. We both know what will happen if a DPO gets involved.

I will soon open a thread on top your matter.

Ferdybaba:
Yipee....Today? how do i get my share na

Am sleek... how r u too?

Sleek like the powder or the lipstick?

How many unit of shares do you want?

Ferdybaba:
Ok....When are they supposed to pay? cos i wanna chop out of the money too

Hopefully today.
Howdy?

Urine:
Awww...you just had to remind me that you're my favorite errand girl.

We both know who runs errands between the both of us.
Biko where is the money your friend Ikechukwu collected from me?
I'm running out of patience

Urine:

Why are you always looking for trouble?
Have you bought breakfast for your boss today?
Its 10am

Urine:
I bet you had FP dreams with this thread.

Gerrout

Ferdybaba:
I dislike Mondays.....Its way too serious

btw Good day to everyone here.

Dasher90

Cocolav come gist me about the elections. I hope we can share the stipend( Thats if you have been paid)

Not been paid yet. Election gist is long o...it will be in my diary. Just don't have the strength to type it yet.

@cutetonye009 how did I become a Mrs?

adeoti01:
OMG...3questions at the same time...
Where I wan start Ooº°˚˚°o ...
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Lolzzzzz....
Answer...I just want to drag ur attention...Lobatan....

You better answer!

adeoti01:
Coco...you just dislike me for *no* reason...
Uhm...I yield to ur 0.5 cent advice now...*i don park well Ooº°˚˚°o *

Dislike ke?
How?
Why?

Tolutweety!

Adeoti be pitying me

MizMyColi:
Lero15's

Lero?

Please house if you are in Kosofe LGA kindly vote PDP (Moyosore) for House of Assembly

Thanks!

Ferdybaba:
Lol...Thats a yes

Who says its a yes?
Thanks Ghostlady

Mizmycoli...whose girlfriend am I?

Ferdybaba:
Hehehe..... Relax

Maybe you should come with Davide470 to Mars

I will think about it

Ferdybaba:
I can't describe it ooo....Its not near what you have seen tho

Picture then

Ferdybaba:
We eat swallow

About your junk food, i will locate you as soon as i visit Earth

What kind of swallow?

Ferdybaba:
Oh..we don't do that in Mars. Here, Leadership is divine

Divine?
Lmao!
What do you guys eat in Mars?
And my junk food?

Ferdybaba:
Cocolav..whats happening tomorrow?

Governorship elections.

Ghostlady:
sure, no problems....cocolav's a corper also....how u doing coco?

Ghostlady I'm fine, trying to rest before tomorrow's struggle.

Ferdybaba:
Oh......you are human? Thats good to know. Hope we meet soon

Cocolav are u a corper too?

Yes.

@cc150615.....yea, another day of fun (I hope). What about you?

Ferdybaba:
Yes....remove the rocks and you will see me.

My profile pic was taken when i visited Earth

So you were hiding under the rocks? Lol

Hope you had a nice time?

Ferdybaba:
Checkout that link i posted na. recheck and you will see my pix

I checked out the link already, unless you are inside the rocks I'm seeing

So I checked your profile pic

Ferdybaba:
Lol....The zombie-like creature is a myth. We are actually very good looking

Davide470 is the (mean, median & MODe) of the platform upon which we communicate

Very good looking?
You know what they say
Pictures or......

Ferdybaba:
I live here......we are called "The Marsians"

cc: Cocolav

I checked it out.
Someone debunked your claims
Says you are called Martians not Marsians
Are you sure you are genuine?

Ferdybaba:
*Smiles*

Well, civilisation started here and a few marsians exported our technology to earth when they visited.

Marsians have supernatural minds and they are very tall. The least tall person here is 7ft. fall

Ask Davide470. I invited him over and he's got first hand info for you.

Really? History reports that it started from Earth and we humans decided to help develop your planet.

So I'm guessing you are above 7ft then? Impressive! Quite a pleasure chatting with an alien.

As for the supernatural minds...does that explain the zombie- like existence?

Who is Davide470?

Ferdybaba:
oh... i know Nigeria. I heard your President made the '' most important Heroic call '' ever in your continent- Africa.

By the way, am on planet Mars.

I guessed as much from your GPS reading.
How is Mars and do they still need moms?

Yes he did. So you know about my continent? I'm really impressed. You lot are more enlightened than I thought.

Ferdybaba:
ok.....are u on earth or some other planet?

I'm on Earth.
Nigeria to be precise

You?