₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
understand girl"s psychology .if she call u ugly that means in reality she finds u attractive

felicitywe:
Fashola is a monumental failure.At first when he came into office&acknowledge d progress made by d past admin,realizing d deep responsibilty he resulted 2 media propaganda.He spent our money uneccessaryly.

Why not take his job instead. Since you know what it is to be done

Israeljones:
none of those art work looks like any of those people mentioned above.. but good piece tho..

Honesty is the best policy.

Dear Op,
I love how you just state the obvious with[out] some sense of discovery . However, you confidently failed to take your time(as you've done here, which is quite commendable ) to carefully give pointers to a potential masturbator on this platform on how to STOP for good.

This is a baseless and less-informative post! Gerrrahere

darbeelicous:
u don't love ur mother, u never did! When u have grown up kids, I'll understand more! Mtchewww.......
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For now, karma is waiting for u!

Judgement is a negative frequency Assumption is lethal! What are you trying to pass across now? A nigga got issues, there you seated judging upandan ... Psst Get a grip

Pussickpunk:
Exactly, that naijacritic guy is probably a dunce who cannot decipher the message in the op's writeup....We know them ''La cram La pour''.

You get am!! Chai that nigga tho

nigeriancritic1:
He is Encouraging all of you to fail. Lazy ones. I will only agree if you can fail forward. Nonsense!

Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift....

nigeriancritic1:
So F is your portion too

F is not my portion. Will you just understand the message the Op is tryna pass

Change your perspective for a minute ok? It's a highly motivating piece.

nigeriancritic1:
I CAN SMELL A POTENTIAL FAILURE HERE!

Bad belle somebory.

The real problem with you all is too much Contradictory knowledge. Forever looking for faults. Don't be short sighted, get educated!

freeborn76:
Ruth Benamisia Opia, Cyril Stober, Sene Allwell Brown, Eugenia Abu, Hauwa Baba Ahmed, John Momoh, Tokunboh Ajayi, Frank Olize...these great names and more made us look forward to 9 p.m. everyday...NTA News at 9 was a family tradition those days. Today, jokers are everywhere on TV...congratulations Mohammed.

chai ur head dey there!!!!

Mehn will you just look at how that booty rests firmly, but securely on that wall

Nukualofa:
I support what British M16 did

Tell us why.

ikbnice:
He looks soooo young whereas we got lots of older people here doing nothing meaningful for themselves not to talk of their country.
May God protect you there soldier.

You deserve a medal! Very good point. Majority of them sit here on nairaland all day, criticise day and night. You can easily identify them without pointers


Silly people

rman:
You missed the message OP is trying to pass across.

Nigerians are guilty of calling someone severally when a simple sms will get the message across.

I have received up to 6 missed calls sometimes only for the caller to ask a simple quetion like " I need Chichi's number" or I just want to say Hi.

A lot of the calls we make are actually unneccesarry. We talk too much.

my Guy and his babe should see this! Its so sick!!!
Every minute.... She go call am!

2kass:
Once broke up with my babe because of this:

You might think that I am mean, "Let Me Explain!!!"

On 9th Sept, 2006 on hot Afternoon, My school had just introduced, the electronic payment of school fees via E-transact. Majority of us weren't familiar with d online payment platform and we were also trying to struggle with slow internet at most Cybercafe's den. My dad already made a bank deposit to my account for me to make my payment and that of my younger bro. Na so this my babe as at then kept calling me ohh, I kept it on Vibration because pupsy could call at anytime, my Sagem X7 kept vibrating and vibrating this psychopath gave me 39 freaking calls. The fact that I over paid the sum of 96k to the school account was driving me crazy. A money that was supposed to be our pocket money for the month.

Then one eediot was calling to check up on me. As soon as I picked up, "lambasted her, told her dat she's sick and jobless, I also said unmentionable fins to her" Onyinye wherever u are, Na just transfer of aggression ohhh, beht y will u call someone 39 times, I didn't die na.

so funny!

stagger:
Mumu OP doctor,
did it occur to you that if all sick people's prayers were answered, you will have no livelihood? Even the bible records that in His hometown, Jesus could not do any mighty work there because of the unbelief of the people.

I am a personal testimony that prayer and healing are as real as it gets. I will not share my story here, but my experience is enough to confirm that prayer works, and healing is also available. Yes, mine took time to get, but I got it eventually.

Besides, are you aware that many Eastern religions also heal people? Read Yonggi Cho's Book on "The Fourth Dimension". You will understand these things better.

Stale

airmark:
David at city of david.

hahaha Ironically. So hilarious

bukiboy:
Congratulations for moving on, if your twin happened to be the bread winner in your family I wonder what your comment will be.

Concerning my dark side, Am not a murderer

Goan sleep! Be making one yeye point. When you disappear it's a brighter day

bukiboy:
Nigeria is a jungle, no justice for you if you're a nobody. Just make sure you're a somebody because a nobody in Nigeria no get future.
Act 1 scene 1
Cast: an medical doctor and an actress
A medical doctor was killed by an actress
Act 1 scene 2
Medical doctor killed, family still feeling the pain of his untimely death
Actress that killed the doctor spotted at a party enjoying herself

Like say you don't have a dark side too. So what should she be doing? Feeling sober abi? Till eternity?!!! Wake up

And as for the doctors family... They can grieve and feel pain all they want, it won't bring him back! Lost my twin to a well known family doctor who doesn't know wat he was doing... She passed we've moved on.

kings09:
Even if they v given up, is it ur 'give up'?

MMM rili brought out the true nature of nigerians - nigerians don't wish each other well

I cannot agree more! Fact

slurryeye:
I remember this day like yesterday

It was January 27, 2002. I was preparing for Jamb then. My family went to my hometown for a relative burial leaving only me at home. After reading for a while, I decided to switch on the TV. I cant remember which teams were playing, but I know I was carried away by the football match. All of a sudden, I heard a big bang. I initially thought it was my neighbour kids. I thought to myself that if it's any of those kids disturbing my peace, I will beat the crap out of them. Few seconds later, I heard another bang. But this time around the ground was vibrating. I said to myself, wait a minute, these kids can't have such power to bang and vibrate the ground. So I decided to go outside and observe what was going on. To my utmost surprise, I saw mammoth of crowd, everyone looking confused to what was going on. Then I went to the top floor of the 3rd house to my house which is a 3 storey building to have a better glimpse of what was going on. There I saw crowd of adults all speculating what was happening. Some said the military has overthrown Obasanjo, some said another civil war has broken out - Papa Chidi started talking about the ordeal of the civil war, and how he prayed never to witness another war in his lifetime, some said it was Cameroun fighting Nigeria because of Bakassi peninsula etc. Bro Dee came up with the most reasonable speculation that from his observation that he thinks it is an explosive factory that mistakenly caught fire and set up the chain reaction. While everyone was speculating what the situation is, Mama Mary out of nowhere with anxiety and fear written all over her face shouted let's start running to the 4th street away. Then I said how are we sure those people there are not trying to run to our own street. Bro Dee looked at me and said this young man is very intelligent. He told Mama Mary to calm down that we will continue to listen to radio to know what the problem is, then after we know what the problem is, we can strategize what to do next. After about 30 minutes later, we heard in the radio that it was a mistake from military cantonment that caused explosives to start exploding. Not too long afterwards, my pops eventually got through to my neighbour who he had tried to call like a million times in order to talk to me. He narrated what he heard from my hometown, and I told him I'm aware of the situation and everything is fine with me. I could feel panic in my mom's voice at the background (the fear of a mother). It wasn't until the next day that we heard of the bad news of how a lot of lifes were lost in the Oke afa canal. That day, I saw Mama Mary, and I asked her if she heard of the Oke afa tragic news, she said yes. Then I told her that can she see why it's not good to start running when you don't know what you're running from. She said my brother it is TRUE o. My heart goes out to all the family that lost someone in this tragedy especially the parent that lost all their kids. May God continue to condole them and may all the innocent souls lost continue to rest in peace. I pray we don't witness this kind of tragedy again in Nigeria

Moral of the lesson: Don't run when you don't know what is pursuing you, and don't pray for war when you haven't witnessed one before.

Gbayi my brother!!

myfantasies:
I will take d blue pill

I want to go back in time nd tell my Ex NO

Nd i have some scores to settle

I over feel you!!!!

rokiatu:
And you asked you to read it? Or even comment? Or did you just want to get noticed?

You must be the jobless fool.

Bad belle dey worry am. Naija people tire me.

FuckTheMod:
Three things that kills Nigerians


1) Bokoharam

2) Fulani herdsmen

3) Army/police


# fact of the day.



RIP Soldier.

4) Religion (mentally)

Quote me anywhere

dasauce:
Sir.. I haven't heard the part she confess

Stupidity speaks volume of you. Re-create again and again

Archmed:
When a teacher conducts a test for his students and 90%of dem failed, that teacher automatically has failed too and must review his teachings. Same wit d Pastor.. His action is actually a self evaluation of all his teachings. IT'S EITHER HE NEVER PREACHED LOVE AND CARE or he did but his
congregation never imbibed.
He has failed... and must go back to the drawing
board

Na u sabi.. NA YOU SABI!!!! You must criticise sha ni

MSTEWW

Smellymouth:
Bruh, I weep for the guy

WIZZY get beef with the guy?

Other gist is.. The guys name is Caesar

Wizkid should give what belongs to ceasar to ceasar

Femich18:
Oh so you are the intelligent one, Good. I never mocked anybody BTW I sympathized with them. Don't raise something out of nothing pls

You sha wan make one yeye point. Na wa for u guy

Your words could either kill or heal. Apply caution when using words, especially when a life has been lost. biko Just understand.

felixomor:
There is some level of ignorance here obviously.

When was Ebola discovered to be sexually transmissible?

Did u hear of the Zika virus disease?

And then what was the need for prayer, if u still wanted the disease to show up anyway?

Some people are dull.

You have a solid point right here. The OP still wants an epidemic just as proof.

DRIFTyKING:
3. When you’re squashed in between two fat people

Asweragod!!!!!
I can over relate... Happens to me all the damn time

shevchenko:
It's supposed to read "Picture of Car wreckage in the accident that paralyzed Yinka"

I hate Nigerians bad command of English .It is nauseating especially when the mods see no flaw on it.This is why that country will never move forward

Oga me... O sun mi!

E don tire me

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
I rather be rigid and neat

Than be flexible and dirty

Who flexibility Don epp?