rentAcock:
Fake fake fake. This is one person using two different phones to create a fake conversation all in hopes of going viral. Moreover, there is no stupid app that can detect all that info unless the "scammer" downloaded it. Bragging that he's a programmer as if being a progammer now means that you have NSA & FBI hacking prowess. Someone has been watching too much Hollywood movies.

Cmon!!! He must have said that to scare the "girl" now. What if it happens that he isn't a programmer at all?

Thought you'd understand....

patani:


You are on point, I miss this everyday so sad

True yarn Bro. What country are you in?

Tbh, I'd miss the food!!! Wow
Is it the eforiro garnished with different cow parts... Or the jollof rice with goat meat.... Haba

There's nothing like naija food jare

Airforce1:
Marry this fat fool at your own peril .

The day you disrespect my mom will signal your end of days .

I will not only Unlove you , I will make sure you're seriously dealt with after which you will apologise to my mom for your misconduct.

My mom is a calm and loving woman , she no dey pass her boundary .
If she gets angry at you , thats because you've done something terribly wrong .


No man should condone a disrespectful house wife/girlfriend.

Off point. Deviated totally from what's been said. Sigh

redsquare:
This fool just want to remain relevant. His career is dead and buried.

Even if his career is dead and buried, hows it your business? See what we are saying?
Always mind your business.

And focus on your underdeveloped career. Messed up individual

dafeyankee:
The Saraki's are thieves %100.

That the wife wants to be supportive of the husband is very annoying. I have seen thieves in real life,and on television.

And even Robin Hood the great thief in the movies did not steal a whole state, like Saraki stole Kwara State,and the State with her resources has not been found.

One man fa.

Shut up jare

Auladimeji:
She was battling with cancer and still smiling, Waoh fake smile

You're in a million ways stupid.
This is absolutely needless. Don't be insensitive

felix10:
Poverty is a curse.
Who says vanity upon vanity?
Do u know what it mean to be koboless.
U will understand it better.

Like... Every penny means a lot to you. Even N50....

AndyAustin:

1. Which program does one need to learn in order to be a graphic designer?
2. What is the difference between a graphic designer and an illustrator? (I've searched google but I don't quite get it).
Thanks much...anticipating your response.

Hello AndyAustin,
Thank you for reaching out. In response to your questions;
1. On the professional side, before you can become a graphics designer, you'd need to learn core aspects of design itself. It allows foundational knowledge of design and its applicable areas. Having this in mind, few vector - based design softwares like Adobe Illustrator, Inkscape & CorelDraw are the best when you're just starting out. With constant practice with the use of these softwares, you get better at what you do overtime.

2. Both terms are quite related, although distinctly different. A graphic designer projects his or her ideas with textual and visual content, i.e its more about communicating with a target audience, while illustration is concerned mostly about a creative interpretation. An illustrator provides a visual representation of an associated text or idea.

I'll give you insights -- An illustrator creates images. But these images do not require attention from the viewers, while a graphics designer makes the images with the sole purpose of bringing the focus of the viewers to the drawn object. Graphics design is all about planning and projecting experiences and ideas. An illustrator moves around and does drawing and painting in sketchpads or other mediums.

I hope you can see how these two job descriptions differs greatly from each other?

If you need more clarification, I'll be glad to help.

Chao

AndyAustin:

Thanks much. I really appreciate, but I really have a lot of questions. Please would you let me msg you about some of them. Please.

Of course. Floors always open bro

AndyAustin:

Oga pls I need your help o. I still use corel draw for design. I don't know how to go with this Illustrator and co. I really want to be enlightened. Thanks.

Watch YouTube tutorials in Adobe illustrator. With time you'll develop the likeness. You constantly gotta move up

11. Thou shall not steal other people's work

Every Tom, dick and Harry today want to become a graphic designer. They feel its something easy to delve in. All I see are crap-half-baked "designers" who have little or no foundational knowledge of the elements and principles of design. Just some basic knowledge of Coreldraw, bOom you see "Mathias graphics design studios". What rubbish

CodeTemplar:
Sin does too.

Will you STFU

You got to bring religion into everything. Why!?

post=70240535:
AMBODE IS WORKING

Working where? The roads in ikorodu have been abandoned . He keeps developing developed areas.

SolutionMee:
The candidate shouldn't be happy yet


He should instead feel sad


Cuz at his age, Bill Gate dropped out of Harvard, Paul Allen dropped out, Steve job dropped out and Mark Zukerberg dropped out as well


At his age, Larry page and his coworker founded Google at Stanford


If this is the only achievement and academic breakthrough he has ever had in his life, then he is on a stupendous path to failure



Result like this will only shy him away from his dream


If I'm in his shoe, I'll tear the result and focus on my goals

Well said!!

corpersforum:
Just because of a choice he made in 1994, he made a history in LASU. Sometimes, it's not all about the money, it's all about the future. [s]Although I don't really like him too much in Youruba films[/s], but I just liked him for the choice he made in 1994.

You also can make a choice that will change your account balance today and forever. See my signature below.

Must you like him

pepenazeal:
Based on your online application for employment and your submitted C.V which has been considered satisfactory.

You have been invited for a JOB BRIEFING with the HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGEMENT OF HYINSCO INTEGRATED SERVICES.

Your interview will take place on

Date: Friday, 27th, July 2018
Venue: Hyinsco office, No. 4, 2nd floor, upward Sanitas outlet, Alara Street, off commercial Avenue, Sabo Yaba, Lagos.
Time: 9am

During the interview, we will explain more about this role, our company, and your duties. Come along with the following:
>A passport
>Writing materials and credentials
>A proof / printout of this mail

Please endeavour to arrive early as lateness to interview will not be condoned.

Please you are expected to visit www.hyinsco.com.ng

Regards,

HR HYINSCO 001


I got the mail this morning I thought I should share in case anyone has any idea about the firm. Heard they're GNLD suckers!

I got the message too earlier then did background checks..


And... Tada! Found myself here

CaptainGOOD:
Banky big head shut up pls..
[s]She is only airing her opinion based on the questions asked to her.[/s]
Its not like she is telling people not to open doors for women.
Dont u know what interview is?
If she said otherwise u people will still start crying "FEMINIST"

[s]Stop sounding like common afonja nairaland illiterate bik[/s]o

If you want to share an opinion, you gotta make sure its somewhat valid

Suck it up. Ignoramus

wizzyboy21:


Now, see the kind mumu post that made it to front page. But i posted a very inspirational post about how to get your blog connected to adsense, it did not made it to front page. I sense some hormonal inbalance affecting those that moves posts to front page here.

Thats by the way, Just look at your statement "they clearly don't own a company... and only use wordpress." So do you mean that someone that uses wordpress cannot own a campany you must be very sick in the brain. They uses "we" bekos they know they are dreaming big becoming a company. And most contects and sections of a website demands the word "we" for it to sound mature.

[s]Ewu!!! Just accept the fact that you dont know how to use wordpress. And if you want to learn wordpress, i teach you wordpress for N50,000
I have developed powerful websites with wordpress, ecommerce, forums, paid membership sites, social media sites, soccer live score sites.
Aturu, i have made upto 4million using wordpress in 2yres and my forum adsense is bringing nothing less than 200k every month and the earnings is increasing daily. [/s]

So, what have you achieved with your coding Nonsense!!!!!!!!1

Aboki, imagine grammar:
i just makes me laugh a lot. Mr sabi

You were honestly making sense(despite your lexical improprieties, of course) before the bragging. For real, who the helll cares how much you've made or the number of jobs you undertook. Spewing balderdash on nairaland never gets old... Tiring

Dottore:
Nigerians don't ever mind their business. Calling someone's wife a prostitute. How does her dressing change the price of Garri?

Why don't you marry your own wife and have her wear hijab or worse still a blanket.

An Oyibo man could have sued the hell out of him and won himself some good cash.
Mtchew

Prostituted

kingxsamz:
chai

. You just dey observe abi? Issokay

Her rigidity and obstinacy. Which I believe is unhealthy in a relationship. Over time this breeds contempt

Opposite:
where and how did he grab her? some of you Nigerian bloggers and your useless writing. sometimes it's best to keep your writing simple than trying to be forcefully creative because you just end up writing things that don't make sense.

Seconded!

dafeyankee:


HE HAS NOT MEET ME?CONSERVATIONS?

This is exactly why I have no single respect for any graduate of a private university in Nigeria.

This FOREHEAD is a lawyer right?and the simplest of English she no fit construct. Nothing dey her head aside bad manners and hate.

Is someone not permitted to make an honest mistake for heavens sake? Don't be ridiculous.

Scallywag of nairaland

CYBERGHOST007:

Need another one

Contact me.

PHC1stBorn:


Omoba! No shaking, I know say u be ogbologbo ni
the list go don pass 1,000 wey u dey follow for IG, if na lie drop ya IG handle make we verify

@codytphotogr

Oya

PHC1stBorn:


Omo u be baddo

How u take sabi them? By inspiration?

Make I no talk....

You still dey follow me for back where I dey

PHC1stBorn:


Shuooo! Just like that this heavy duty babe many guys like us dey survey for long time don cast like that?

What a pity? Vanity upon vanity!

Phatchyna, Romangoddess, ThompsonIfunanya, symbaerothick, amberbredan noradosh, curvalicious_lady, princess_salt, need to learn from this
Cc:
King poweredcom

Just look at how you mentioned their handles effortlessly!!!! You've been spending a significant amount of time viewing their content!


REPENT!

UDUJ:


Then she must have really been in love. Such is rare. Actually most ladies are like this initially, they love with all their heart until one demon does what they do best. Then they end up taking it out on other guys after that.

You've said it all..... Then Feelings drop from 10-0 real quick

Jamie90:


Truly, she was obessed about you

I've never had someone obsessed about me.....