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Politics / Re: Will You Go Out To Vote On The Election Day? by Codyt(m): 1:38am On Feb 15, 2019
tasceige:
Mmmh

Traveling down is gonna be very difficult..
Will just observe in comfort of my home,
If NEPA try nonsense, I will be ready with them with fuel for the gen.

On the other hand,
I have full DND active on my line,
I'm wondering;
1) how INEC got my numbers.
2) how INEC msg blast penetrated my DND.
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Man same here o
What's the hell is happening!! These people. Tueeh
Romance / Re: Will You Marry These Girls If They Are Deaf And Dumb?(photos) by Codyt(m): 1:22am On Feb 14, 2019
WORDWORLD:
My answer to your question is an ABSOLUTE YES!!!. As long as her HEART is not DEAF, DUMB and BLIND. Meaning that she is not STUP!D like 'MOST' ladies who are PRIVILEGE TO NOT BE DEAF and DUMB but are so UNGRATEFUL for this privileges. If these ladies you have displayed are BEAUTIFUL FROM THE INSIDE, am good to go I swear!!! But just because these ladies you have displayed are beautiful on the outside even if they are not deaf and dumb is a NO! NO! for me as long as she is flawed from the inside. So what am i trying to say? THAT WE SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK BEYOND THE SURFACE INTO SUBSTANCE. You have my word bro. *** With the development of SIGN LANGUAGE which is so advance today, she really aint dumb and deaf technically. Hence, there is no fuss.
You're pretty deep. I'm impressed by your level of understanding tbvh.

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Romance / Re: Help! I Am Not Emotionally Attached To My Fiancee by Codyt(m): 12:18am On Feb 14, 2019
ariketalks:
1 Why did you ask her out when you knew you felt no love for her?
2. Why did you go as far as proposing to her when you knew there was no love?
$10 million questions for the Op
I'm gobsmacked! angry

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Politics / Re: Atiku Borrows Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan’s Statement At Peace Accord by Codyt(m): 4:23pm On Feb 13, 2019
Zeezxo:
He has nothing to offer than to borrow words.
Mind come 16th I will vote for whom my heart pleases

MUHAMMADU BUHARI
Ode leleyi

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Politics / Re: I’ll Fulfil My Promise To Restructure Nigeria – Atiku by Codyt(m): 8:22am On Feb 13, 2019
5thElement:
By selling it piece meal to your friends and cronies, right?
Shut up. Ehn
What's this
Crime / Re: EFCC Declares 'war' On 'the Home Of Cyber Crimes' LAUTECH by Codyt(m): 10:22am On Feb 09, 2019
Good move smiley

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Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed In A Broad Day Light In Abuja. by Codyt(m): 3:08pm On Feb 07, 2019
Emescot:
Lmao reminds me of when i was working at Anthony village Lagos, exactly like urs, difference is this one claimed to have come from Niger and he has a lot of imported things he came with, and the things were much, plus he needed someone he could trust, and somehow his spirit trusted me, he asked me if i could find him a place to stay in exchange for part of what he imported, still acting like he does not understand English well, that was how one mumu jumped in, saying he has been watching the man since and asked what is going on in yoruba language, i explained to him and that one started persuading me saying lets help him since he will reward us... All i said to him in yoruba was, lets use style and take him to that police station, they might help him there, that was how the whole thing ended, with the yoruba guy saying "file ko kora e lo jare, owun lomo - meaning leave him let him go, that's his concern. Now i want you to note that the reasons why i wasn't moved was,
1 I have heard such story from my next door neighbor who gave 419 guys all his brother's cash because they told her she would die if she told anyone and she was made to swear an oat, plus they used that spit on the palm magic with her too, and
2. I was in a hurry as i was running a difficult errand for my boss then so they were more like disturbing me.
3. I wasn't a very curious and greedy person too

Sorry you learnt the hard way
WOW thanks for sharing!
This Lagos ehn angry
Health / Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by Codyt(m): 7:33pm On Feb 05, 2019
DonBenny77:
he contacted it from a lady who contacted it from toilet, men dont just contact toilet infection
Wow sad angry angry
Health / Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by Codyt(m): 2:40pm On Feb 05, 2019
Trustme2:
Hmmmm. The kokoro is strong. Next time avoid slay Queens like a plague grin grin grin
Ode ni e

You didn't see where he wrote toilet infection?
Politics / Re: Atiku, Obi Lied 6 Times During Town Hall Programme — APC by Codyt(m): 8:49am On Feb 01, 2019
Idrisenagi:
Seriously i pity Obi for associating himself with Atiku, these guy has messed up his past.
Atiku has nothing to say other than to lie
Do you have a messed up past too? Or do you want to tell me you're the same person you were 10years previously?
Messed up past messed up past...
Even an ex-convict can do something worthwhile
Literature / Re: What Is The Most Difficult Book You've Ever Read? by Codyt(m): 10:05pm On Jan 17, 2019
"Happy death day" by Peter Howard
Quite some intense BS altogether
Health / Re: 4 Reasons Why Rats Are Always In Your House by Codyt(m): 2:10pm On Jan 16, 2019
Just to add- JUNKS
Particularly old and unused household items that should've been gotten rid of.
Education / Re: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Codyt(m): 11:31am On Jan 12, 2019
Paxie55:
Lived a triangle life.
From school to hostel to church/night class.

I know your type. Lol
Celebrities / Re: 'you All Are So Excited About December Like You Have Money': Hushpuppi Blasts by Codyt(m): 1:18pm On Dec 01, 2018
Kingwizzy16:
Senseless post, he thought its all about the money, they buried Anineh yesterday even he's dead corps didn't make it into December and he got the money

Tekno is in hospital he got the money




There's always a special happiness that comes with the month of December




Happy new month all
Make sense!!!!!
There's nothing like happiness from within
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Replies Man Who Told Her She Needs An Education by Codyt(m): 11:43am On Nov 28, 2018
She couldn't simply have ignored his balderdash? undecided

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Let's Proudly Show Off Mobile Photography... by Codyt(m): 2:01pm On Nov 23, 2018
Taken with gionee M5 mini

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With An Older Woman by Codyt(m): 9:54pm On Nov 18, 2018
Jayslicky:
Guy you are in the real deal, older women will pamper you, help you financially unlike university girls that submit all their life problems to you. The good thing about dating older women is you fucking quit the relationship at anytime but they would come crawling and crying to you to comeback to them.
I wish u luck in this your sweet relationship.
This got me all cracked up!! grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Buys A White Lion As Pet (Pictures) by Codyt(m): 9:17am On Nov 18, 2018
Metuh:


Shut up your mouth, celebrities are like that because of people like you who never sees good in anyone of them.


Runtown seeing the lion alone is better than a hungry and frustrated soul like you.
Shut up jare angry
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Strips To His Boxers, Shows Off Hot Body In New Photo, Fans React by Codyt(m): 3:32pm On Oct 17, 2018
Onirisirisi angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Melania Trump Visits The Great Pyramid And The Sphinx In Egypt (Photos) by Codyt(m): 10:19am On Oct 09, 2018
tofolo:
brother if you know the number of body guards there ehnnn you go trip.....
Hmmmmm cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Melania Trump Visits The Great Pyramid And The Sphinx In Egypt (Photos) by Codyt(m): 9:55am On Oct 08, 2018
Explorers:


There are bodyguards/secret service everywhere, just that they carry out their duty in a civilized/advanced way.

Some will land at every of her destination, sweep it and secure perimeter days before her arrival.

There will be no breach. Check the third post, the last picture, those guys in jacket and black shade.
Of course, security measures would be put in plac, though might not be visible.

Unlike in Nigeria where security attachment would hold up an umbrella....

You got a point though.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Melania Trump Visits The Great Pyramid And The Sphinx In Egypt (Photos) by Codyt(m): 3:15pm On Oct 07, 2018
Of all the "noise" making on here, y'all failed to observe something rather peculiar.

Melanie trump, while meeting with these key people had no body guards scattered around her.

Africans must always emphasize modern slavery angry

Shioor

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Business / Re: Man Who Returned N600,000 Mistakenly Sent To Him Now In Trouble by Codyt(m): 12:04am On Oct 07, 2018
falcon01:
Good for him serves him right.
Must he post it on social media?? Is it by force? If you want to return the money return it if you want to hold it hold it. Am 100% sure he returned it because he knows he will be traced and caught so he used the opportunity to gain popularity as a good samaritan mcheeew 600k no be beans.
You need to change your mindset.
You're an adult, think like one.
Religion / Re: It Has Been 2 Years Since My Credentials Disappeared Mysteriously by Codyt(m): 11:35pm On Oct 06, 2018
1Sharon:


undecided
Comot hiaa
Business / Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Codyt(m): 2:21am On Oct 06, 2018
Magnifik18:


Nigga please I disagree.....

Its impossible for your mom to be honorable.

An honorable woman cannot give birth to an IDIOT.

If she were honorable, you would have been brought up well to mind your business, respect her opinion and that of others and to act responsibly - be it a faceless forum or not.

Your interest in bullying people for cheap likes indicates you are the poo of a b!tch.

Honorable people do not slut shame others cos they sin differently than you.

You can lie to the world about having a honorable mother but you can never lie to yourself.
Wow wow wow I can't help it...
Touché grin

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Business / Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Codyt(m): 2:19am On Oct 06, 2018
Jamariwolff:
I love this. Good riddance. Go girl!!!
Stop celebrating mediocrity and nonsense
Ehn? lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Tee A blasts fake Nigerian Life Coaches and motivational speakers by Codyt(m): 1:23am On Oct 06, 2018
Airforce01:


They hate my guts , but it's ok cheesy
You're just fake jare. Messed up individual tongue
Religion / Re: It Has Been 2 Years Since My Credentials Disappeared Mysteriously by Codyt(m): 12:40am On Oct 06, 2018
joey150:
I don't understand how you are not more perturbed by the possibility that someone INTENTIONALLY stole your certificates.


Do you live with just your husband?

Who else knows where you keep your certificates?

Who else visited your home during your 2 weeks absence?

I mean, you lost ALL your credentials and you didn't make enough effort to even find out how they all went missing to begin with?

The story doesn't add up. Certificates don't just disappear. Go and find out who took yours.

Stop involving God in every little thing. It's been 2 years and you've been fasting? Thinking the heavens will Miraculously reprint your lost certificates?

Please, go and find out how your certificates went missing. If you live with just your husband and your son, i suggest you have a serious talk with your husband.

My thoughts exactly.
To even think that the certificates got missing at the time she traveled. And also it was everything. Not even few missing. All of it!!! Only one person is a suspect.

Seems she trusts her husband too much tongue

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Education / Re: Struggles Of Having University Roommates (meme Collection) by Codyt(m): 12:03am On Oct 05, 2018
bercarray:
School made me know there are different types of people, there's this guy I had as a room mate in school he's once a tenant like me, so after a year he couldn't pay and he's managing at my place. this guy is in dental therapy department, this guy can borrow ur penis to f**k a girl, he no dey buy bathing soap na mine he dey use, I got tired and went home to bring one ose dudu and told him not to use it that it can't be used anyhow that I must say something b4 I use it to bath, this guy still used it saying I'm using the ose dudu to collect his glory and he wants it bk that's y he must use that soap, after a year i. moved out of that house for him. This guy ehn I'm sure he borrowed the life he is living from God, like baba God I know that is not my life with you but please borrow me lemme go n
an live it

There is this one too I live with at practical this one stingy die, he bought ludo game and kept it under his foam so as to hide it, he woke up the next day ludo don spoil I can't laff, he keep virtually everything and padlocks it, even red oil inside his bag of cloth
Chai!! Na wa o

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Education / Re: Struggles Of Having University Roommates (meme Collection) by Codyt(m): 11:58pm On Oct 04, 2018
OMEGA009:
Z
Z for Zebra

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Crime / Re: How God Saved Me From Cultists In Benin City by Codyt(m): 6:30pm On Oct 04, 2018
Zanas:
Why is everybody afraid of death
Why is everybody afraid of untimely death

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Bares Her Boobs To Celebrate Nigeria's 58th Independence Day by Codyt(m): 4:04pm On Oct 01, 2018
Msteww old pics angry
Rubbish post

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