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passyhansome:
IF YOU CAN FOCUS ON YOUR FUTURE AND GOALS LIKE THAT, THEN YOU WILL ACHIEVE AND GO FAR IN LIFE

Proffdada:
Pure Photoshop at work

Wetin shark dey do for tropical waters?

NB: I even forgot about the make up, are there waterproof make up in vogue?

Jadonjack:
Shallow comment..

What makes you think every damn dude yu see in the gym is working out because of opposite sex?!

I pity yur life, and I'm very sure you're one fat thing sitting at home with a bunch of chocolates (prove me wrong, post yur pics)

Olodo!!!

BackToLife:
I calmly, drove her to the park and told her never to look back again. She said she was only joking. We were already 6 months into the relationship by now, when she got to school, her friends started calling me that she has refused to eat, crying all day all night, etc. After much begging, I forgave her and we continued. I call her by 1:00AM in the night last week, she responded in hush voice that she has retired to bed and cut the call. I called her again and again and again, then came the last shocker straw, a guy picked the call. I almost burst to tears, I told the guy "so you are screwing my fiance, that's my wife-to-be for Pete's sake!". She then collected and switched off the phone. I was the more awestruck when she called me weeping profusely the following morning, she said that it was her brother I was abusing on phone. She said he has reported to her parents and they are withdrawing her from the school. She said he slept over in her room with her room mates, I knew she was lying. I heard 2Pac song in the back ground, it was the guy's room. But she was confusing me by weeping and blaming me for about becoming a dropout. I was confused the more, so I called her elder sister who told me that their brother didn't travel to her school. Her sister said infact she, her brother and other siblings were at home with their parents. I then called my gf back and conference it, she couldn't deny or lie any more. I'm glad that I'm now free from her satanic deception. But my life was almost ruined. I planned to achieve 3 major things this year, we are in the last quoter, I'm just abut to achieve one of them because I was wasting away my Life busy trying to make an insatiable heartless deceiver happy and satisfied with me. GUYS focus on fulfilling your Destiny! Research has shown that, more than ever before in History of humanity, an alarming percentage of Guys are now developing Cardiac Arrests and Erectile Dysfunction in their 30s and 40s, total or partial paralysis in their 40s and 50s. The upsurge and cause has been confirmed the be that these men started using aphrodisiacs such as Aloma, Baby Oku, Origin, Viagra, etc.. as teenagers and in their 20s. With exercises and kegels, you'll last 30 minutes like me. Sometimes, one can even last more depending on the mood, I sometimes do. Any girls that's not satisfy with that is not your wife. Don't lose your Glorious Destiny just because you want to appear as a champion to a futureless girl. There are still good girls, wife material that'll love you for your natural self.

ezenna191:
Spiritual laziness is sin. Worship God in truth and in spirit.

veekid:
Come force me go now

Babzilla:
Its get a grip

Stelvin101:
It really funny how same Nigerians complaining Reccession applaud and worship tyrants and this one as well who is also among the people who brought this country to this state during the last 16yrs.

Below is what so many Nigerians need right now to reboot their brain

StephanieLuv:
We are women, what do you expect. You expect her to reason like a man




Nope we feed on Grudges that's why we are called Bit*ch




To me that's her fish brain at work, don't blame her.

twentyk:
(A man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife.
When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room". Alarmed, she ran to her mother and asked her why she didn't say anything when her husband was making love to her. Mother replied: "you know say me and your husband no dey talk"

SirVintageCock:
I travelled to my town on one of this festivities and was strolling and greeting friends along the way with my earpiece blasting P-square's Omoge mi till I got to the pathway that leads to our compound. I was about negotiating the bend when this guy I know quite well shoot off like a bullet almost knocking me flat on the ground, I managed to peep to know what's after him and there were really something after him, ...... policemen were after him. I didn't bother to count how many they are i just shoot off too and followed the guy by then they were already very close and had their hands around my shirt I manage to wriggle out of their grip, pull it off and throw it into the bush while I was running for my dear life.
By then the guy they were after was already short of breath and felt that since they are after me too he can take a break and catch his breathe. They got him on his shirt and trouser and were dragging him back to their van oblivious of the fact that my guy was unbuttoning his clothes. He managed to cut himself loose again and shoot off, they held the shirt it slipped from his body, the trouser is already at his ankle he lifted his leg and got it out and WAS FREEEEEEEE. He ran like a mo'fucker for his dear life. The policemen were amazed to what was happening to the extent that instead of chasing him they stood there for some seconds before bursting into fistful fits of laughter.
It WAS funny but wouldn't have been funny if they had caught him.
I witnessed from a VERY safe distance.

switmay32:
I carried my baby on my laps while driving at the same making phone call.

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

jnrbayano:
Physiognomy and physique from afar.

Natural, intelligent or eager to learn if not intelligent, good crazy manners, point blank.

Selfless, internally.

obiorathesubtle:
Okay.. I'll only type this once.. So pay attention..


1. Bress! You know the kinda bress that if you see it, the saliva in your mouth will change taste? That type that forms ontop the bra? Aszin.. The cleavage is too good to be true? Brown, succulent, kinda sweaty..Yes.. That type..


2. Yansh! I'm talking about the TALKING DRUM! Yess! Guys go understand.. You're in a bus minding your business, suddenly your eyes catch one kind very noisy yansh(I'm not talking about mess).. Aszin the kind of yansh that makes the whole world silent.. The [/b]BRUGUTUU BRUGUTUU BRAGADAA motion.. Chai.. [/b]Punchlines yansh .. Everything is just shaking uncontrollably like she didn't wear pant.. And you're just there dumbfounded like.. "What have I....."


3. Then there's the hips.. Get Wide hips and I'll give you the documents to my grandfather's land..

Opistorincos:
What i will miss most is the shape of Michelle's booty plus Obama's comic ways of presentation

rusher14:
Odion and Akhere

Onyisi and Agiliga.

GossipHeart:
We are in 2016 not 1890
Christians can be so foolish sometimes

What does internet addiction have to do with being a christian ??
You shouldn't also be addicted to bible or prayers if you consider internet addiction a sin
That's why some of you are so dumb
Christians are so dumb i swear, they will say drinking alcohol is a sin but i do remember when i was in the seminary school, the wine we use in holy communion contains 30% alcohol

hopsydboi:
Are we not over this yet!

seunmsg:
We wailers are blinded by hatred and jealousy. We will never see anything good in the performance of the president and any of his Afonja ministers. The only thing we want to see is #bringbackGEJ and #BringbackCorruption.......IPOB.

ipledge10:
you reason with you anus... It's people like that you that are hindering Africa progress #badbelle

UnknownT:
Many issues have overshadowed her matter. Issues like the prices of Dollar, Rice and Recession of our Economy.

ZKOSOSO:
Chai....! See as Tinubu hold him poster like say na woman pant him carry .....

gbadexy:
The internal bleeding and stitch is consistent with beating.
If it was before registration, the head stitch would have been fresh and obvious and he probably would have been rejected based on his supposed fear.

wristbangle:


With God, all things are possible. Don't downgrade Nigeria

wristbangle:
Na wao o! All of them na African countries. Am not surprise though, black people are naturally greedy and selfish.

Anyway, I will like to see Nigeria among top 20 richest country in the world.