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Family / Re: I Destroyed My Sister Relationship With Her Fiancé And She Lost Her Job by Codyt(m): 11:02am On Jan 08, 2020
sholay2011:
You slapped your own sister because of your 'boyfriend/husband'? shocked shocked

Then, went further to scatter her relationship/marriage? shocked

After all she did for your child (school fees when your husband can't perform his duty to provide etc.)? shocked

Sister, you are wickedness wrapped in human form. Isaiah 48:22 is for you: "There is NO peace, says the Lord, for the wicked". You'd better repent and find a way to confess your sins because you will surely reap in multiples the seeds you've sown.

Fear human beings...! 'You were happy seeing your sister like that- lose her man, her job, depressed because she insulted "your guy".
Ode, oponu...mumu of the highest order...God will visit judgment on you and that guy that plugged straw on your brain to sip out all the grey matter.

The story even sounds too bad to be true. grin
A guy that'd probably abandon her later. Lol
Bad move sis
Just try out to her fiancé and confess. Explain why also.

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Family / Re: I Destroyed My Sister Relationship With Her Fiancé And She Lost Her Job by Codyt(m): 10:59am On Jan 08, 2020
ojun50:
what you did is very bad but if you want to make amends you should start with yr sister fiance, by opening up every tin to him and what lead to yr action..

seriously you wen too far
Damnn too far.
Crime / Re: 10 Nigerian Women Who Gruesomely Killed Their Husbands (photos) by Codyt(m): 11:22am On Dec 30, 2019
MJBOLT:
watch ID discovery and Crime channel on DSTV then you will know all these murders are child play.
I swear.!!!! Just last night I shivered
Family / Re: My Husband Said He Will Raise My Kids To Challenge Me And Be Rude To Me. by Codyt(m): 12:49am On Dec 17, 2019
healthserve:
What is marriage becoming thesedays. Every day another sad marriage tale. We need to start looking at the bigger picture if a marriage doesn't work. It's how it is. What's the point staying under the same roof with someone we don't love. A marriage where all the loving and respect has flown out the window will also produce issues like this one. But then, there's always two sides to every tale and many times the tale bearer presents the side of the story that absolves them of any kind of wrong doing
Some of these so-called adults are emotionally constipated and dysfunctional. It's just too bad marriages are not working anymore as it should

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Family / Re: My Husband Said He Will Raise My Kids To Challenge Me And Be Rude To Me. by Codyt(m): 12:45am On Dec 17, 2019
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Health / Re: What's The Maximum Cost Of Tonsillectomy In Nigeria? by Codyt(m): 3:47pm On Dec 04, 2019
Op what's the update? Were you able to get a hospital that performs tonsillectomy? Have you been to do the surgery, if so how was the general experience?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Responds To Prophetess Mummy B Who Warned Him To Repent Or He'll Be Ill by Codyt(m): 4:15pm On Nov 28, 2019
niceone3:
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Guy take am easy now. angry angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Always Find A Balance In Life by Codyt(m): 4:10pm On Nov 28, 2019
Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr
Exactly my nigggar

My grand father is 145 years old and very much alive and healthy simply because he is always minding his own business
Oshey!!
Pics of your grandfather or adonbilivit tongue tongue tongue
Politics / Re: Michelle Obama Visits Njideka Akunyili Crosby In Her Studio by Codyt(m): 2:31am On Nov 27, 2019
SalamRushdie:


Doctored by who ?

American economy is at its best

Unemployment at lowest ever

American military growing again .

Black unemployment at its lowest ever

Hispanic unemployment at its lowest ever

Don't let your low IQ deceive U sir .

I will not be surprised you are also a Buhari supporter
I'm not.
Although, I agree with your assertions above.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President, John Kennedy Assassinated In His Open Top State Car On This Day by Codyt(m): 11:59am On Nov 23, 2019
KingAzubuike:
This was his son saluting his corpse.

Till date , there are several conspiracy theories surrounding his death
Even surrounding the Kennedy family in general. Others consider them to have bad luck. Lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President, John Kennedy Assassinated In His Open Top State Car On This Day by Codyt(m): 11:57am On Nov 23, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
Kennedy was put into Power by the Italian Mafia and Government together they controlled Kennedy like a puppet.
However Kennedy turned his back on the Top cabals that put him in power by
1. Refusing the C.I.A to blow up places to kill u.s civilians and blame it on Cuba so as to attack Fidel Castro and go to war with Cuba.
2. Kennedy wanted to disclose to the public the truth that aliens do exist and has been in contact with military industrial complex, this made CIA furious as they wanted this to remain a huge secret from public, so CIA and mafia collaboration to assassinate Kennedy came into fruition.

This Video Was Hidden from public until now Skip to 1:52
Watch How the Driver of the car shoot Kennedy..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9EiKRhmqFU
I have just one question if this theory proves correct. Why would the driver decide to shoot president Kennedy in the open like that and not wait till the car enter the tunnel ahead of them away from public eye? From other footage I've seen on his assassination, the car was approaching a bridge with a tunnel...
Career / Re: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by Codyt(m): 8:13am On Nov 06, 2019
nairalanduseles:
Guy face your job ......people are making money you are asking silly question....stop talking to her and start placing bet.......at a time no time
Man wey dey kiss wife mouth wey dey smell for morning
Pikin go talk for your face without brushing
Lagos wey dey smell of shit
And u dey complain of person mouth odour.......grow up .....matured men dont even worry about stuff like that......
I gotta admit, you're living up to your monica

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Health / Re: Nairalanders Pls Help! This Typhoid Is Stubborn by Codyt(m): 11:37am On Nov 02, 2019
oshe11:


HIV is XYZ testgrin



These ones do NOT know.....


Next time U go for test and them tell You say U go do XYZ test(which is HIV test) but You no get mind for HIV test


In Fela's Voice; Run oooooo


Lmao! cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by Codyt(m): 2:10pm On Oct 29, 2019
ursullalinda:
Our hospitals can't be trusted....fake lab scientists brekete.....just go to a teaching hospital and run fresh test....i pray you find solution because anxiety is a sickness on it's own
I swear.

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Politics / Re: 10 Times Governor Sanwo-Olu Was Pointing His Fingers by Codyt(m): 11:32pm On Oct 25, 2019
Venerable612:


There is always a stewpid one. Congratulations.
Man I want you to read your previous comment. Does it really make any sense? Wow
Politics / Re: 10 Times Governor Sanwo-Olu Was Pointing His Fingers by Codyt(m): 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2019
Venerable612:
It’s called Kinesics....

It speaks a lot about a person.

The manner in which Sanwo Olu points and carries his body - you can deduce that he has an overbearing personality.

He doesn’t just point at objects, he points at people too. And in Yoruba land, it is disrespectful to Point at other people, unless of course an elder to a younger relationship.

It doesn’t mean he is proud - it just means he bossy.

The irony is that I find him to be an incompetent governor by Lagos’s standard.
Will you just stfu. Sigh
Education / Re: Help!! My Results Cannot Be Found In The Department by Codyt(m): 10:48pm On Oct 23, 2019
shogsman:
Na oversabi kill you,as a human being you ought to adapt to any situation you find yourself,your supervisor asked for money you said no because you think you’re brilliant and can earn good grades without greasing palms.now you have yourself to blame,the only solution is to go and beg that supervisor and see how it goes from there,seems your result were tampered with by someone in the department.
Common sense has eluded you seriously
Was asking him money by his supervisor a good practice? As if they don't pay them salaries.
Instead of you to give suggestions that may help solve the problem, you're here berating his brilliance. You're not okay angry

OP don't beg any lecturer. As advised by people here take this to Twitter. Who knows your story may attract people who may help bring judgments on anyone responsible for your missing results.
Religion / Re: Pastor David E. Wilson Sex Video Scandal Goes Viral by Codyt(m): 5:35pm On Oct 18, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Aside him being a pastor, I don't see anything wrong in a man tasting the goodness of the Lord.
Or even eating pussy.
Tooooor!
People sef. Wetin be their own huh angry

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Career / Re: How Do I Deal With Sexual Harassment From A Colleague? by Codyt(m): 1:01am On Sep 27, 2019
MrOwonikoko:


Your English though, how did they employ you in the first place?�
What has her english got to do with what she brought up now? Do well na
Health / Re: How Did You Feel When You Went For Your Last HIV Test? by Codyt(m): 12:42am On Sep 27, 2019
worldclass68:



sadly we re not in the same city again....lol
Ouch man. That's too bad. embarassed
Health / Re: How Did You Feel When You Went For Your Last HIV Test? by Codyt(m): 5:55pm On Sep 26, 2019
exstreve:

are you having cancer?
HE meant with the emergence of cancer(a lethal disease than HIV) in the world today, he no longer panics. HIV is far more likely to be managed than cancer.
Health / Re: How Did You Feel When You Went For Your Last HIV Test? by Codyt(m): 5:50pm On Sep 26, 2019
worldclass68:
that nurse hen, she just wanted to surfer me that day, as she brought the result with one kind look on her face, the look said it all already, i started crying inside of me, and she come dey do one kind counseling oo, she come dey ask how i was exposed oo, my brother I told her everything oo, how how we met, how I gave her head and do the same, ...then I started crying, then she handed the result to me and asked me to open it, I saw
syphilis= negative
hapetitis B = negative
Hiv 1 and 2 = negative

I checked again maybe I was mistaking
haha..I come look her in d face and said "but.......
she asked me " did I say you re positive
if you like go and start to dey give head again, or if you even have to do it, make sure u know the person's status...so she smiled and walked away after exchanging numbers, cuz she fine ooo and we have been talking since then.
And I do hope you have no plans to quench her banga........ grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: 5 Shocking Things You Don't Know About Growing Beards by Codyt(m): 12:52am On Sep 11, 2019
Olayinka8793:
This life get as e be o.
As a barber l got bearded customers coming to shave every four days while regretting been blessed with beards, on the other band, I also got customers with scanty or no beard constantly disturbing me on what to do to grow beards.
Some have the beards but are broke or not interested in grooming it, while some have the means to groom a beard but the beard no show.
Bottom line : hustle o, when beardless money speaks, bullshit walks. Ask Dangote or Bill Gates.
Yinkd my man I sight you!
Politics / Re: Why FG Is After Me For Attending WEF In South Africa - Oby Ezekwesili by Codyt(m): 3:41pm On Sep 07, 2019
Lenadiva:
I have never see you as a role model and you would never be my role model.

Why can't you just apologize to your fellow citizens instead of racketing with these long argument.

A simple apology can go a long way in redeeming your already tarnished image.
Apology is what we need now in order to solve the aforementioned issues?
Most Nigerians like you are not solution-oriented. angry angry angry
Health / Re: How I Got Infected With HIV by Codyt(m): 2:40am On Aug 17, 2019
Ttrrffyyghuuh:


symtoms can't tell you anything, even a full blood count test can't tell you anything, only a HIV test can..
symtoms are very ambigous, it all falls down to headache, nightsweats, nausea, fever e.t.c and it could be caused by anything, from malaria to typhoid, and yes even anxiety and stress, hiv symptoms tend to be generic, so only a test can validate.

Don't be a google doctor, go to a real doctor, if you have stomach ache, google will tell you you have liver cancer, when in reality you probably just ate too much, i believe google helps one to know what to expect, more or less, but its no substitute for a real doctor and/or a lab test
You're not far from the truth Bro.
Sometimes googling symptoms can be your undoing. It only heightens anxiety grin

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Family / Re: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by Codyt(m): 1:30am On Aug 14, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".
This is crude and hurtful.
Wow....

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Career / Re: Having Problem With A Terrible Boss Or Colleague?, Come In by Codyt(m): 2:37am On Aug 07, 2019
drmikeadams:
how did u resolve it?
Nifemi2020 tell us ooo... cheesy cheesy
Sports / Re: Matthijs de Ligt And Luis Suarez At Ajax (Throwback Photos) by Codyt(m): 10:05am On Jul 19, 2019
movingclouds:

I tire for this Oyinbo... For 10yrs, I still dey hope growth
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Me sef

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Health / Re: Suicide: NAFDAC Bans Sale Of Sniper, Others In The Open Market by Codyt(m): 11:40am On Jul 11, 2019
Does this fix the problem?
Another miss road sad

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Travel / Re: Mandla Maseko Dies In Bike Accident by Codyt(m): 6:44am On Jul 08, 2019
Samanza89:
A wise man once told me...

"Son, no matter what you've plan to achieve in life, learn to keep your mouth SHUT, move in silence, let your accomplishments surprise your enemies, by then you will be ahead of them"...
What's all these stories about. Look it could've been anyone. It was bike accident.

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Crime / Re: Nafeezat Abdul Suicide, 200 Level Student Of ABU Commits Suicide (Photos) by Codyt(m): 7:54pm On Jul 07, 2019
addicted268:


Well I think you are right.I'm not condemning or judging people who commit suicide, I'm only saying that you can still pull thru if you are strong, and some who aren't strong enough can still get help n be saved.

BTW, I am a woman smiley
Yes, that's correct.
Sorry for the mix up dear. kiss kiss kiss

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