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Betmaster3:
That's why i listen to hardcore gangsta rap. It has shaped my life not to make friends anymore cos friends aint worth it.

In 2pac's voice : I've got no mudafukin friends, that's why i fuked ur b!tch u fat modafuker -HIT EM UP

In kaddafi ft 2pac voice- fuk friends, i'll rather die for my Ak - Breathing

In wales voice - I'm only dealing wit u, notin to do wit u man - 600 benz

In 2pac's voice - Don't have no modafuking friends nigga, look inside the heartz of men. - Heartz of men

I SAY AGAIN. Fùck FRIENDS

Rip "dj ray ray ray. Piaba egwu"

fuckerstard:
My guy, let me be clear with you on this one your babe is not straight with you since day one. Na you long the whole thing because immediately you got to know she's chatting with lots of nigga online , na then you suppose don take am personal and ask her to stop or you go bounce.

If she's into you, she would gradually cut them off and you would know. But instead you kept cooling like thermocool AC . The porn clips and you still lay low again! Who does that? And na your friend she dey ask for porn clips , she fit dey send to him sef make you no know.

If i were you, the relationship won't make it up to 6mo, you know why because when your babe dey ask another nigga for porn clip she's a or an OLOSHO. When she see say you be baba cool she continues to chat with her online fuckmate and kept requesting for diiccck and god knows what more.

That guy she asked if you know lately, if you check well she fit don bang that guy and asking just to see if she can cover her track. That babe just dey use you cool off after she don go warm up elsewhere.

I always make my woman know when am uncomfortable with her online presence, she can't just be chatting and chatting endlessly and i go keep cool NEVER! I know her phone lock code but i always avoid checking her stuff instead i tell her what I don't want. Chikena

Bitchiamjay:
That moment you wanna cum, you forget everything, including yourself.
Your body will be doing you "Gbiji-gbiji"

sisisioge:
Are you all right? I just needed to be sure you aren't running temperature. Now fork off my mentions...thanks.

sisisioge:
Small small nau. I didn't read where he did all the listed allegations o...as a matter of fact I didn't read beyond the second page. All I read was how his uncle compelled him to embrace the tested medical treatment as opposed his preferred option. It is well, may God rest his soul and judge is all according to our deeds.

ziga:
Cancer is a bad disease.

I don't know all the details, but it looked pretty advanced.

At that stage, even with the best care, there is unfortunately no reliable cure. (You either surfer the burden of the disease or complications of its treatment) But sometimes, health professionals all over the world unfortunately give false hopes and expectations.

He suffered through his disease but maybe the suffering could have been reduced especially since the end result would have been the same regardless.

agarawu23:
technical school is part of education..... We are saying the same thing.

Victornezzar:
Chai see south Africa
Are our leaders not ashamed at all
God what av we done 2 u 2 deserve all dis leaders nd sum zombies will now start saying dis country shouldn't split
I pray dat all our leaders will be given d hottest place in hell fire in jesus name nd d church says?

Joshrob:
yoruba and party eh!!..
naso one of my niggar like that wey we dey street together,we dey always look for job online,we broke die then.
he mistakely impregnated his girlfriend,girl nor gree do abortion(money to run am nor dey normally but we for fit hustle give the guy but babe nor gree)..later babe born the pikin,my guy say make we try come him naming ceremony,me and my niggars nor expect food bcus we knw how things dey go for my guy..we eat well before we leave house.
but as we reach him family house,see people dey cook wan side,aboki dey butcher goat another side..we gat ask my guy if them wan do him grandpapa remembrance join the naming bcus we don dey confuse..him say the family decide to run the naming for am,base on say him na first son for him mama side, i was shock,why dem nor give you d money start life na.. anyway we regret say we eat commot for house that day.
see party like great grand papa burial,see food,see aso ebi,see grove.
i give yoruba and itsekiri people yanch for party.

VanNistelrooy24:
No wonder my dad wants me to become a reverend father.

lampard01:
Okurin meta!!! boko master

Splinz:
He didn't do anything for goodness sake! It was raining, and it means he himself needed an umbrella, so courtesy demands that he also extend the coverage to reach the Acting President!

Besides, there's someone with a bigger umbrella enough to accommodate them.

itsik:
Her backside sha.
Nyashable

Alariwo2:
no read you hear? if post utme no hit you, your first year C.G.P.A go determine whether you will continue or not (for fed. unis not glorifred secondary schools like C.U)

In my time, a lady scored 350+ in Jamb but her first year GP was below 1.0.. lorokan sha, school withdrew her admission

so your fight is just starting.. don't rejoice just yet

munyiwa:
What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

pocohantas:
Hmm...I still think she should have said the truth. Personally, I won't be with a man who sticks with me just because of hymen.
So, if were her, I would have cut off that guy the moment he became overly interested in my 'virginity'. The only exception is if he is one.

What exactly was she scared of?

sonofspada:
Excuse Me .!
I don't like Virgins

pocohantas:
She lied, why did she lie?
Was she planning to download hymen from Playstore?

Next time, she should sa y the truth.

For a change, let's forget what men think or say. You as a babe, are you satisfied with having several sexual partners? If you're satisfied, then fu<ck what they think and keep fu<king. The thing no get meter sef, na you go use your hand set the mileage

....but if you're overly bothered about what they think,then the answer you seek lies within you.

Not every man likes virgins though.

midehi2:
thank you jare, not those mofos

midehi2:



Sorry to say, policemen are very foolish set of people, I have never heard a policeman that owns a lamborghini, a good nice house, beautiful things, all you see them with is a bottle of beer and useless women at night; despite their corrupt income.........tufiakwa!




NOTE: Those leprosy he-goats quoting me wrong

I am asking you "have you ever seen someone doing a reasonable thing with the money he collected from people by force?



Thunder fire all of una yansh quoting me

MOSTEC:
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martineverest:
Unarguably the greatest and most impeccable actress ever in Nigeria film industry..... We also missed Regina askia

This woman no dey old sef?

Been watching her movies and that of joke silva since 24yrs ago

My best movies are evil men and diamond ring

NwaObinkita:
Na wa, somebody can not tap current in peace without aproko people on his matter again

Walahi if na me and most of the guys on NL we will do the same.
See the way the girl yansh set for that gown

This body no be wood, you can not carry a sumptuous something like that, place it within reach and man pikin preek no go tap small current.


(I truly wish he was standing behind the girl standing behind him... That one's yansh is round like Potiskum beans; infact it is a gift to mankind)

kahara:
Thank you for pointing out that error. I accept the mistake as mine.

kahara:
I am a citizen of a country without a leader, a country where every way na way as long as it leads to somewhere. The above account I believe it to be true, the whole truth, nothing but the truth. What do you expect when even the leader of the supposedly giant of Africa has scammed his subjects not once but twice! So help our country men and women, save us from evil doers Lord.




Amen.


Nota Belle: Please who has heard from our President General himself? I hope nothing untoward has taken place.

Syphax:
Naija Policeman: Park. Can I see your..
Me: brings out my valid particulars, driver license, extra tyre, Extinguisher, unlocks phone.
Police:

holyokoto:
Wrong mr Poster is "Grateful" not thankful

Arsenalholic1:
And the massacre continues...

Nigerian youths listen, when things like this happen personnels from the security forces read and see our reactions online. When they see that we make statements lik "police isn't your friend" "fear those guys when hold gun" and others, they take us as a joke.

Some of us will even make jokes. Instead of taking a stand and vehemently rebuking such barbarism. This is why they continue shooting the youths at will today because "nothing will happen".

No wonder foreigners tell me that we don't value lives in Nigeria. And it's the painful reality.

But I know justice is coming soon... Very, very soon.

goldedprince:
met her once. she got some real poor hygiene , her mouth dey smell

HsLBroker:
etisalat

HsLBroker:
Real Father