etibaba:
So they still had to certify him dead despite the decomposing state of the body. Na wa.

i just dey laugh
This comment

Well, I'm a lil bit introverted. Most people assume I'm bossy, unfriendly and too serious. And frankly after getting to know me, they discover I'm actually the opposite. Notwithstanding I'm quite personable, friendly and very accommodating.

P. S. Any single lady on this space who is in interested in exploring relationships, hit me up .

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You are not alone son

It happens to every niggarrr

Na post-coital dysphoria

But the degree of that sadness after sex with the woman depends on your closeness, relationship and intension towards her

This is a fact

ZINIBANKS:

What is problem about it now?

No vex bro. No harm meant it was just bants

ZINIBANKS:
Mtcheeew I even senior him with 2 yrs

I gotta ask... What should we do about it now?

illicit:
I have baby face and body too but I get by

Once u have sense, u are not bad

Intelligence moves.

DAVE5:


In Nigeria once you go to Jesus, you become dangote the very next day, all your troubles and all disappears

You wake up to 3 square meals without having to work, your children would become of good behavior

Abeggy

DAVE5:



Our over religiousness in this country would not allow us move forward

Imagine what the idiot religious mumu wrote, someone is seeking help, people just wrote go to Jesus and then seek legal means to bring the baby daddy to book, so their religiousness didn't tell them about forgiveness too

Person talk say she get problem and seeking a means out of her misery and all that can be offered is go to Jesus and that's it, so Jesus would come down and give her a helping hand

Before I start blasphem make I leave the matter

I hope and pray the op gets a lasting solution though, her helper is on the way

Your took words right out of my mouth.
I mean he just typed thrash with zero empathy. Whats wrong with people? About the religious bla bla what again?

Op never relent. One there's life, there's hope.

spiralwedge:
Mizflo,
Give her up for adoption. That's the right thing now.

It will be tough at first, but best you adjust and face your life squarely while she's in safe hands.

If you don't, you will suffer her for nothing and it will affect you getting the best out of the remaining years in your life.

Never be tired of this life, always make use of new opportunities even if it is not conventional or popular. In this case, your opportunity is to be able to make something out of your life while your daughter grows elsewhere to be an adult.

You will be fine, she will be fine too. Which state are you?


Modified:
I just read other people's comments above mine. Please ignore them. They sit comfortably typing without empathy and with the typical Nigerian mindset.

Adoption is very good, your daughter will have people she can look up to as parents/guardians. She needs that foundation at least till when she is 18. You are merely 21 and this is your chance to restart your life. If you don't take this chance, you will suddenly reach 40, depressed, broke, miserable and suicidal. Please take this chance, especially for your daughter to have a home.

I support this wholeheartedly.
Op needs to look inward, weigh things carefully and make the right decisions.

larryking540:


yeah u are right ,it might be expensive to buy ,all it takes is for nigeria govt to create a system where by wat ever u buy on loan will be removed from your account gradually ,...

everyone want to buy Benz ,camery,Honda like say these cars no be person country they produce am ,we need to appreciate our own product , innoso is the only Africa man producing car from scratch ,even the battery is also produced in Nigeria too ,,,it really sicken me Wallie

You have said well.
The issue is we have learnt to be critic of everything around us which is as a result of bad governance over the years... Nigerians have gotten used to living mediocre life. If only we can change our thinking patterns.

ruffDiamond:
this guy no still know the meaning of invention let alone manufacturing... he said he import CAR ENGINE AND SOME ELECTRICAL PART!!until something is ORIGINAL, I won't listen to any other view..sorry,maybe that's why they (NASS) ain't buying na and not playahating on you !who no like better thing u wan compare GLK with those arrangee contraption on China tyre? abeg bros use sense small na..the man invented the motor engine remains my hero not the one who buy or improvise on it!that man was the actual car maker!

I know replying you won't do any good, but what exactly is your point? If someone gets one thing right, you critise. What's that one thing you've done for your country worth celibrating?


Good riddance

larryking540:


that dude is just too fake to read well ,I don't think he knows how many companies on Africa that build car from scratch

Dont mind him. Until we start to appreciate and patronise our own, we can't grow well industrially. Innoson's efforts are commendable. Its not an easy job.

tammie24:
This man should just stop wailing

I have a choice to use or not use innoson as a Nigerian

Not every American drive Ford

Not all Japanese drive Nissan

Their choice

Another one. Doubt you read the interview at all.
Toooor

tammie24:
Na by force

Even lawmakers should not be forced to accept anything

Innoson cars are even too pricey

Not like they are even better o

Innoson isn't the only car assembly company in Nigeria

Sure is the loudest!

People like you always attach different meanings to things. Not so sure you took time to read the whole interview. If this is all you could take out of the interview, then you have a problem...

Kendumazy:
Love the fact that he didn't blame or accuse anyone. Very nice interview. Weldone sir!

I tell you. I enjoyed every read

swiz123:
I don't have a problem if kids don't regard their fathers that much probably because of his busy schedules which their tiny heads can't understand.

[s]My real problem is when an adult still think that his father is irrelevant because he doesn't baby-sit them... like WTF!!.... Shouldn't you have outgrown that stupid mindset?..[/s]

Most men who thinks that their father is irrelevant because of your silly reason and therefore goes about asslicking their momma are the reason why most marriages are living hell for modern wives.

Most orphans at motherless homes would give everything to have someone who can provide can feed, shelter, clothe and pay their school fees. That momma's love you so much adore isn't a priority to these unfortunate children...

I don't know how old you are, but please, change your mindset from today onwards

You obviously missed the point totally. Its also pretty obvious you can't see beyond your nose. Do you even have any idea what is going on in other homes? Do you?

donstan18:

You are referring to your father who didn't teach you anything positive, not our fathers.


It still doesn't change the fact that your parents didn't teach you anything positive.

Below is my proof, a screenshot of your statement on this forum about them.

They failed, ruined and slowed your success, according to you.

Stop forcing our fathers To be like yours!!

Who is this one now? What exactly is your point? Scallywag oshi

Op man up and block the fvck outta her. There are other fishes in the sea. If she no gree, free her. Don't let her guilt trip you anyhow.

bukatyne:


Brother Ollins,

If this lady is as terrible as this, how were you able to get an erection to stick it into her?

How did you start the toasting to get her into your bed and arms?

The same magic you worked to get her pregnant, use it again.

It is in you like peak!

They usually say "Dont fvck who you can't marry". E get why

Op just wanted a bang

Nobledavid:

Boss don't ever send money to any account that you know you can't track if you are scammed
Ecobank xpress account allows you to receive money
Fcmb mobile account allows you to receive money
Payfric account allows you to receive money
There alot of mobile banking account that allows you to receive money with out placing your identity.

So be guided because any money you send to the above accounts can never
I mean never be traced /tracked
.


If you need updates on scam programmes
I'm good at exposing scams
And this guy you wanted to send money to Is a pure scam

Wow. I honestly had no idea about this. Thanks for the info.

Marviey:


Can you help this dieing man... The country is hard and people are surfering alot. More sickness and no money to cure it.

782 7636 084
Wema bank

A wise man once said "they'll pay thousands of Naira to come to burial when I'm dead, but they can give me a cup of water when I'm alive"

God bless you as you help this old man

As much as I'd love to ignore this, but couldn't. Almost sent 10k into this account but something tells me the narrative false. Why's the account a chipper cash account?

kenny714433:
That's why it's called "Adventure". It's risky and the risks makes it more fun for the adventurers.

I remember what happened to me after reading King Solomon's mine. Damn! A book that told horrifying journey into a dessert just to discover a mine filled with diamonds. Most of the characters died due to thirst and snow.

I smiled, decided to become the next adventurer. Since my place is quite near to blue river of Azumini, Abia state, I considered the river.

The lush vegetation and crystal blue river made the place resemble Caribbean sea. "Oh! Capt. Jack Sparrow d second is here" I boasted to all those who cared to listen.

As I stepped into the cold blue river, it gave me a scintillating and sweet feelings. Little did I know that my egungun is already dancing to the express and my village people won't stop the drum.

One small boy pushed me inside to check my skills and even ran away bcoz they were playing pursue game. I tried screaming for help, the more I did the more gulp I took. I fell like lead and was lucky to push my legs against the river floor.

A hand picked my collar and dragged me back to life. Instead of those little imps to feel sorry, they burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Na so swimming take end for me. Till today the only water I love is the one inside cup. My eyes red as if I smoke expired weed.

When I arrived home, I wrote in my diary "Today I survived shipwreck and was marooned in the island of blue sea. And my next adventure will be in the Bermuda.

Putting your experience aside for a minute, you write remarkably well.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
That number five ehnnn

You mean say we real niggarrrs nor go fit see Lisa Ann, Sasha grey, Nikki benz, Amy Reid, and Jesse jane again?


Hmmm! That one nor go !work

Anyway thank God you nor add weed and alcohol join am

Not to mention Cherokee D... Ah
Guy I see you

MASTERCHIEF0847:

Don't listen to this person. You barely know the sister apart from what is posted here and you've concluded already.

Dude.. Its a common thing among few sisters out there. I've had my fair share of this as well, even things I wouldn't be proud to post here. Last last everybody don dey hin lane now.

konkonbilo:
I just rented a flat last week, didn't know that they put on water only once a day and the water finishes after 30min or 1hr the most. I'm really angry now because have paid and packed in after suffering searching for house over a month and wasted alot of money on agent dues and transporting different agent from one location to another. When I was showned the house they assured me there's water and it was locked from the back.. When I complained the landlady said I should go buy drum that even her uses drum for storage of water. Though the rooms of the house are big, that was what attracted me that atleast I could use for my work as well. But that baggage de disturb me and the gate is been locked so early.

This is the most annoying par

roughdiamond:
While in school 2012 precisely, a friend got connected to an admission seeker by his close friend. So he pleaded with me to help the girl process her admission. I was still on the process when he called one day that the girl is on her way coming to school and he would like she stays with me. I was confused and disappointed but just accepted. My room faces that of my landlady's directly and she hates visitors like mad. The girl spent the first week and the landlady instructed me to send her away as she can't accept a visitor. I tried all I could begging her but she refused. I refused to let the girl go too as according to her, she was tired of staying at home doing nothing. One day, I returned from morning mass and the landlady started shouting that I go to morning masses everyday but live with a girl in my room. Her voice went far reaching neighboring houses. It was highly embarrassing but I just laughed all through. The worst was when my friends searching for an accommodation came to stay with me while they continue with their search. The woman confronted them in my absence to leave her house but one told her that we were all brothers and they will be staying with me. I returned home and found the woman crying and calling her ancestors to help fight for her that I want to chase her out from her house. I met her and she quickly gave me back my rent to leave her house. I had to calm her down and talk to her. The drama continued till my graduation as I got many visitors (mainly female friends and sisters ) who attracted her attention. I never blamed her though, because she was limited to her environment. Still love her (Mama as I fondly called her) and must visit whenever I visit the school.

Dude thats one hell of a landlady.
So hilarious

illicit:
Back then at school, My landlord likes to barge into my room unannounced especially when am with a guest....

When I challenged him, he said it's his house afterall.... I had to report him to his mother and wives

Wow...wives...
Baba don jaiye oo

Davash222:
In this modern age, only an illiterate will visit someone without prior notice.
One girl tried that rubbish with me back then in school days. I opened the door for her, just for her to see I'm not with anyone, then, I sent her home immediately. Told her to call me when she gets to her hostel.

She left.. I continued with my precious sleep.

No time guy

jansonn:

Seriously, you send them messages and they just answer with "OK" I dont even get self!! I go just delete the number give myself peace of mind jare, youre not eternal life oo

They expect you to chase them yet they aren't chaseable. No time bro

jansonn:
Chai, this life!! And me dey find girl I can discuss politics, nature, medicine and all that intellectual sturvs and all the girls I meet are as dumb as a chicken only Instagram and billing, even the fashion they claim they know and the movies they watch, they can't identify Sylvester stallion, they still call him Rambo for goodness sakes!! Let's chat pls, am really sapiosexual and am done with these "pretty" girls

They are so obsessed with their beauty and don't
genuinely try to work on themselves. They reply they don't chat. When they try to, it ends up nothing engaging.
Sad

Snipespeter:
This life self, you try to hold a meaningful conversation with your girlfriend she will say that you are claiming you know it all.
You keep quiet for peace to reign, they say you are not smart. I tire oh

FTC since I joined nairaland 2013. This week will be great. Oga Seun, where should I send my account details ���

Guy!! We tire together
Well... Balance does it anyway

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
No embarrassing moment sha

The only one when i be experienced na my sister cause am.
I nor know the kind of fever way she sick that period
A very deadly fever o
Me just lodge for hotel dey huzzle normal
When my cousin call me say my mummy dey cry.
I asked wetin happen. She say them rush one of my female siblings go hospital and now doctor say her blood nor dey respond say make them carry her go irrua hospital after ekpoma

O boy. Na so i quickly run down find Moto way go carry us go irrua that night
This one when i dey talk so na around 9pm in the night
I reach irrua around 11pm
O boy blood dey come out from her nose
Which kind fever be this na

Them admit her...

Imagine from that night till the next day morning by 1pm all those nurses and doctors continue to dey collect blood samples for testing. And still them never come up with wetin dey do her. Different nurses and doctors come dey collect samples of blood from her body as if say them dey drill oil. No treatment nothing nothing. Just different student nurses and doctors collecting blood samples all the time

As a real niggarrr me don dey vex small small but i nor know how i go take display my anger. And you know girls can't talk. Am the one to talk because am the only male child. We are six. Five female sibling.

I just walk out of the hospital go one store when dey the community go drink five bottles of Heineken

After the four bottles i come high and that Dutch courage come enter my body
Immediately na im i return back to the hospital

O boy na later in the evening of that day after my eye don clear
Them my sisters come dey laugh me dey tell me say i turn the whole hospital upside down

Say i nearly fight with the doctor
Say i block the entrance. No going out and no coming in
Say the doctor must attend to my sister...

I come dey shame that day ehnnnn. All through out our stay in that hospital for one week plus
The nurses were always laughing and reminding me of that incident
It was embarrassing sha but funny enough my anger display worked because immediately them come carry her go the appropriate place within the hospital and commence treatment. It was then we realized it was lassa fever

Damnnnnn! I spend almost two hundred thousand naira

Hospital is very scary at night and quiet sha
And people are dying there. Anybody way dey house and healthy should thank God

Hilarious
I'm glad due to your display of courage your sister was able to pull through. Good one man