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The shock... Simply shows how deeply she loves and respects her Bf. She really wasn't expecting it...

2sexynet:
this is because the ones you see here are graduates, mostly Bsc and Msc holders. The ones you see on the roads collecting bribes are actually secondary school cert holders or even drop outs.

Irony of it all! Very correct

Agunechemba1:
You would have said Nigeria would be great instead of adding "Again" because it has never been .

Spot the fact!!!

This post is a joke... Rent in ajah is not so ridiculous? You're kidding!

Sexytemi:
To All Ladies Out There, I Say Please Have A Side Boyfriend!

After reading toke makinwa's book "on becoming" I'm of the idea that if toke had had a back up plan, a guy she could count on if her boyfriend at that time maje(later ex husband) was in his usual act of cheating then maybe he would have taken her serious and respected her more..

I've been there where I gave my all into a relationship and was very loyal to my guy and yet after 5yrs of dating he decided I wasn't good enough for him, and left me stranded, it wasn't funny because I saw the signs but like every other girl in love, I ignored the signs and also ignored guys that would or might have made me more happier than he ever made me.

A friend of mine started dating a guy, and she got to realize he was cheating on her, and not only was he cheating but with a girl so young, when my friend confronted him, this guy practically lied and denied everything even he knew my friend saw all the evidences he still blamed her, and she asked me what she did wrong, all she ever did was love and give him all of her, she ignored all guys because of this guy yet he threw her love to the dogs.

Then another of my friend met up with a guy and ohh she fell for his charm, this my friend has had a fair share in the heart break department, her heart has been broken not once, twice and not even thrice. when she chatted me up and said"babe I've met a guy and he loves me with his all, babe he wants to marry me and babe thank God for me" I got to admit I was happy for her and in fact I thank God on her behalf and used her case as a testimony of good things to happen, I tap into her good luck and believe someday I'd also meet a guy who would love me as much as her guy did, little did I know the guy was nothing short of bastard, a guy who makes ladies curse other guys, a guy who is a disgrace to other guys...this guy impregnated my friend and made her father chase her out of the house, with nowhere to go she moved in with him and got to know who he really was, this guy still went after girls, cheats on my friend even in her condition, lodge in different hotels with different girls, and whenever she confronts him he denies it to her face, and in my friend's voice "babe, I'm so scared of him, he lies so much that when he greets me good morning I go out to make sure its really morning" , and I'm sure we all know its wrong for a pregnant lady to think, but oh my friend is always thinking and sad all because she fell in love with an ahole and was loyal.

And this makes me wonder is it wrong for ladies to be loyal in their relationships?, is it a bad thing to fall in love and give you her all?, is it a crime for ladies to do all just to please their guys?, and why can't guys just be faithful to their ladies?. and my answers to these questions is just for ladies to have side boyfriends, with a side boyfriends you won't have the fear of the main guy waking up one day and leaving you for another girl, you won't have the heart attack of thinking of what your boyfriend is doing at the moment, and you won't be so involved in the life of your boyfriend for him to tell you you are choking him or think less of you.

At the emboldened...

Meaning he can tell lies for Africa lmao. So hilarious

DLondonboiy:
Suya...

it has this yellowish smell..

Hehehehe Hoo mai God.. Yellow dey smell?

LieDetector:
The British police hardly discriminate unlike Americans.

















That's why I prefer Britain to England


Na joke o

Oh... You have no idea. I was in the UK for 4 years and I've witnessed lots of discriminations. Particularly at machester.

Common only if you black.

drizslim:
Good Luck to Them..

Meanwhile I texted my ex "Hi" she quickly updated her status "I'm doing fine without u".
Foolish girl, who told u i want u back. I just wanted to tell u dah i saw ur brother yesterday in town Rocking my Shirt

Dayuummmmm...... Savage!

Peacetemi:
So burning them is the solution?

Fantastic!

Well... Depending on the angle at which you see it, but to me, it sets an example for others... He was just a scape goat

If you read that piece well, it's a particular location. They've complained tirelessly, and absolutely nothing was done...

Like I said... I don't buy the idea either

Peacetemi:
Just look at the awful mentality of these people.
Do you think there aren't far worse criminals than these in foreign countries? Especially in the United States
There are loads of serial killers, rapists, and horrid paedophiles.

But when they're caught, they still hand them to the police.

Nigeria is a disgrace to humanity!





And where did you get that from?

The difference? I shall tell you. Their legal system works 98%, ours doesn't. These criminals in the Europe are tried and brought to book. Even sometimes executed.

In another news, our legal system is still crippled by corruption and incompetence. If we are to buy your idea, sooner or later, this criminal will be walking free on the streets of lagos..... Just like you.


And oh.. By the way I'm against jungle justice as well.

progress69:
In remembrance of other gallant Soldiers and Officers who have lost their life to this War; using sergeant Lepa(nick name) as a point of contact;

Sergeant Ahmed Adigun, we call him Bombardier Lepa befre he got promoted to the rank of sergeant from a bombardier while fighting BH. A very nice Armed Forces Special Force. (AFSF). Came back to his unit on military pass to do his Next of Kin documentation like he knew that was going to be the last time to ever set eyes on Miniscent his wife and Sonia his beautiful little daughter.

I miss our chats and your updates on BH war. A week before you left us, i remember and i quote your words, i asked this BH nor dey finish and you said
I tire, i don kill tire, we don kill tire, weather dem spirit dey resurrect we nor even know, but this time we dey advance go sambisa, i go kill dem body and dem spirit join. and we laughed about it. I was like e don do make dem change una abeg, but offcourse you were in the special forces and we knew that was not possible for now.
You called the day after and said i just come Maiduguru, i dey town, i dey go back tomorrow, we wan advance, so i just call to hear your voice. And that was the last time we ever spoke

I miss you dearly. Mimi and Sonia your little baby, they miss you like crazy. Your unborn child too...Gosh!!!!!!
We cried for Lance Corporal Amos Ariyo aka small soldier who died in an accident on duty, never knew you were leaving soon too.

Special S/O to Dan,Isaac,Paul,Buka,Sammy,Ramnab,Abu, and others, also S/O to the officers, Oga Kwala,Oga Waks,Oga Abubakar, Oga Mustapha, Oga John and every other one not mentioned. May Almighty God continue to protect you from enemy fire.
Gbem Gbem Gorilla, Do good to only Good people!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm.... So emotional right now. This is touching...

mrmrmister:
Oh, when it does??
I'm really anticipating
And don't talk to me about sense cause you have no idea what it is.

If you did you'll know better.

Guy just shut up already.

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]what women want(s) varies..most women don't even know what they want...

But two things they always want and remains constant for almost all Ladies are__

MONEY..and

a good konnddo preferably a 20-inch ask any Nairaland girl if I am lying [/color] [/b]

At the emboldened. Don't ever make that mistake falling in love with someone who doesn't.... It's helll!!!!

tosyne2much:
When you demand sex in relationship they say you don't love them, if you practise celibacy they will label you an impotent. If your joystick is too small you're subject to mockery and ridicule, if your joystick is too big, na wahala again

If you be one minute man they will complain that you can't please them. When you're a one hour man they will still complain that you want to kill them.

Women are the most confused creature in the world and I doubt if God Himself understands them, unlike men

You couldn't have said it any better!
O sun mi

Demoore:
Keep your negativity in your pocket. How did you conclude she married for money?

No mind am....

Donshegxy10:
the reward for incompetent is SACK. . . mean while I be first to comment . . . dedicated to my ex who got married last week Saturday.
though I did not call or text you but I do wish you well in your marital life .

I'm very positive you might have been hurt by that.......

Smellymouth:
Kaffy blasts Davido..

Sarah blasts Davido..

Davido feigns ignorance..

Micheal blasts Kaffy..

Kaffy blasts Micheal..


Ayam not understanding, abeg na Royal Rumble all of una dey fight?

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wwprty.gif

LMFAOOO this is so hilarious!!

SAMBARRY:
we all know it's natural but basic etiquette and civility says if you must pass out gas do that privately or in the toilet.it's irritating farting in the presence of others Who aren't your family. It's a different thing if you're in your house besides do you expect others to be inhaling your gas

Well said!!!

SAMBARRY:
You didn't talk about roomates who decide to blast music without caring whether you're having a siesta,reading or just want a quiet time

Talkative roomates.
Roomates who bring tons of friends to the room and the friends steal your stuff
Roommates friends sitting on your bed ,not only That eating on your bed and dropping left over rice on your bed
Those girls that are your roommates friends sitting with their bare yash on your bed and still giving you attitude till you give them a taste of their medicine
Roommates stealing your water during water scarcity
Tribal roomates who bring their friends to start speaking Yoruba ignore or Hausa language and
prayer warrior Roommates who had no regard for others sleeping at night and tags anyone who tells her to bring her voice down a witch
the Roommate that will bring her boyfriend in the room and be having sex at night while you're asleep

The night clubbers who will knock at the door at 3.30am to beg you to Open the door for them
The preacher roomate preaching to you that wearing trousers will take you to hell

The borrow borrow roomate.borrow maggi borrow matches borrow pot borrow slippers


The pregnant roomate that will be spitting and vomiting ever where
the married roommate who's husband is trying to famz you so you can help him monitor where his wife goes,which guy she talked to etc

The roommate who happens to be your coursemate but will never come to class.always going for one owanmbe to the other. If it's not her mother's 50th birthday it's her friends wedding ceremony or her uncle's burial ceremony. When exam time comes which she's oblivious of until you tell her that's when she'll start panicking and be begging you to borrow her your notes or text book or explain a topic to her .if you don't cold water has started
the roommate who has turned hostel to her permanent residence. 10 years she's still in school. She no wan graduate.When her mates are going for lectures she's sleeping. When she eventually wakes up in the afternoon she's watching movie or home video then in the evening she's going to her boyfriends house. You will never see her with books and if you ask her she will say that book the lecturer recommended is too expensive yet she doesn't mind buying an outfit for 15k yet a book of 2k is too expensive

Roommate that is always farting
fetish roomate always chanting incantations before going for runz
omo mummys roommate. The mother is always coming to greet her and wait in the room if she doesn't see her and come with rice and yam. Asking you whether she's not following boys as if you came to school to monitor her movements

The one with boyfriend drama. The boy will come to the room to wait for her whether he'll catch her with another man
The one the dad will call on phone from 4am to 7am to reign prayers and sermons for
The one that will call home if she needs any single thing.the father will now send the driver to drive all the way from Lagos to the east to bring bucket or sanitary pad onions and kellogs cornflakes for her and beg her to stay away from boys and go to only church or mosque

The weird dresser
The one who borrows money to do the latest hair or buy the latest clothes
the one that has all the provisions and very fashionable.she will bring everything to the hostel including what is not necessary
the weed smoker who's a cultist girlfriend always fond of dressing anyhow and behaving anyhow.anyone that dares talks to her for smoking weed in the room is in trouble
the one who every man wants to sleep with
the hottest roomate
the nerd/bookworm roommate
the local and razz roommate
the fake Behind wannabes always clinching to sophisticated girls and turn themselves to their errand girl just to belong and to be seen with them
the naturally sophisticated and posh girl
the village girl
the one that will be doing iya oko mi iyawo mi bullsht when the man in question knows who he wants or who he's dating. The roommate will be carrying cooked food for her imaginary supposed sister inlaw
the one with possessive husband that comes almost every weekend and begins to watch the wife's roomate to make his own personal judgment of her whether she's not a runz girl and always looking at the roomate such that she'll begin to feel uncomfortable

The roomate always famzing lecturer, going to the staff quarters to help lecturers wife wash plates so she can be in the good book of lecturer
the roomate that came to school to sell recharge card,egg,indomie, going from room to room selling clothes and in the process attracting people you're not even intrested in seeing OR taking with asking for your roommate and if you say she's not around they want to start a conversation with you
the roommate always forming attitude and lying till she's disgraced

I had a friend sef way back in school who was jisting me about her roommate who brought ijabe to school and was using it to do ewedu.the girl Will be eating fufu and ewedu at 11.30pm

Quite a lot of things brought up...

I think we must all try/learn to be tolerative. We meet with quite a number of people in our lives....

And as for the emboldened, that's nature . Believe me I'm a champion in that *overs face*

Philipmems:
chiling out

Jah bless bro

I thought there was another method for this...

Rip

Philipmems:
Flaw Pointer.. lol . Thanks for the compliment, I will extend your greeting to my fellow English Major students.. if constructive criticism is considered to be wrong in your country, it's not wrong in mine... it's welcomed here that's why we are world powers.

Sigh... You need to chill out. Didn't expect that to be taken seriously, since I added a smiley.

Philipmems:
Descriptive essay was okay but highly biased... when using Pathos in your write up don't give your audience an obvious feeling that you are sentimental, let them be the judge of it. That's how to write a good descriptive essay of this genre.

You can do better. Flaw Pointer

drnairalov:
and the popularity goes on. Ok let me break this down, by the standard of religion we are all sinners, even by the standards of your religion you are not better than Bobrisky. you think you are better yea? downloading people intellectual property like music which is not meant to be free is stealing, those little cuss word is wrong. You hate people for no reason.
typical double standards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not a bobrisky fan but so many hate going around when you also have the same scale in your body. #Man in the mirror#

Now here is some level of FACT.

WELDONE I see you

Yieldings:
You say you're not financially-stable and thus, not ready for marriage. That's your intuition speaking. Never ignore your intuition. She might be saying you will manage your income together when you get married, but that might change when you do get married and more financial responsibilities or obligations arise. Finances are always a huge cause of marital issues.

As a man, you should get married when you know you're ready, not when your girlfriend or anyone is pressuring you to marry her.

She says she can't wait for you anymore, then let her go.

You took words from my mouth man!


Op. Let her go!

Ya'll just enjoy making something outta nothing! Making a mountain outta a molehill. I see a mother here tryna dance in her bedroom, and her kid trys to do the same.

Ya'll should get a grip! Get a life or something

Naavah:
It's very easy to laugh or body shame other people when you don't know their struggles.

This is.... Factual!

Confidently :DReppin gionee M5!!!

My question now is;
Why would a hostile reporter(dele giwa) be expecting a parcel from a government he had just berated and harshly criticized barely weeks/months before his death?

I guess he didnt see that coming

Shymm3xx:
Lol. The video went viral, hence I posted it lol.

Regardless of how anyone feels about it, the lil nyggah definitely has fast hands and great reflexes. If I were a boxing coach, I'd convince him to take up boxing. You need great skills to be able to pull off that deft/sneaky left-handed slap he gave that girl. And his reflexes afterward's supreme. In boxing, you can knock someone out easily with that.

That nigga man smart Af> SAVAGE

Dyt:
Deep sigh

Dyt:
Your username sha

What a coincidence!!! What did I miss. How come I didn't see That