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Good stuff!

bewla:
nice try but devil u cant full me

Lmao

FP material!! Kudos young woman

100%!!!!you dey craze ah swear.

Nigeria matter tire me no be small...

kestolove95:
Dnt worry Buhari is coming soonest to join u

Why u dey pray bad prayer now? Buhari is someone's father for crying out LOUD. what is your f**king problem! !!

4bobo:
trash is just making FP nowadays. Do i really care?
Go toilet, wee, snap, upload, enter FP
Go chop fufu for roadside, carry batallion of paparazi, upload, enter FP na wa o

My brother softly softly. is that why you want to kee yourself! ?

ndidibabe:
Just because you are in a haste to ride his Peniss, that is the reason you chose to marry his Photo? Even if the Man can not afford a flight ticket to Nigeria, incapacitated or not allowed to leave work, what stops you from fixing an appropriate day for the wedding? It's shameful to marry this way. I consider it a total disregard for your parents and our culture.

Why so hard to mind your business haba! !

INTROVERT:
Berra am single than perform this public show of shame.

U this introvert babe u no dey tire!!

jcmaiah:
A demon in human form... he shall surely die a shameful death!

Very shameful death!

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is reported to have executed the boss of an aquarium after several dozen baby turtles starved to death.
Kim is pictured below berating staff during a visit to the terrapin farm in February this year.
The tyrant became angry after workers claimed many baby reptiles were dying because of frequent power outages and a lack of adequate food supplies. He then ordered the execution of the terrapin farm's manager, who was taken outside and shot to death, according to South Korea news agency the DailyNK.


An unnamed North Korean source told the paper

"The manager was shot and killed after Kim Jong-un made his field guidance tour to the terrapin farm near Taedong River in Pyongyang. He was executed because some of the tanks were not adequately supplied with food and water, leading to the death of a lot of terrapins.”

Source: DailyNK

Cc: lalasticlala

eyeview:
Now his head will be calm. When he gets home(cos they will lay him off for redundancy) and his kinsmen ask him what happened,he will tell them that he was jumping into a bus to collect egunje that is not his birthright and in the process caused the accident that cut his hand.
Stupid policemen. Somebody should go to that hand on the floor and put N20 note in it for his troubles.

lmao!!!! epic

ahsekeena:
When stupeed people try to get under your skin. *sighs*




I know a kid when I see one.

So you're the adult? Congratulations .

Good riddance.. ..

ahsekeena:
boring. Boring. Boring

Boring boring? like we care about your contribution? your bf get money pass am ni?


Just say u want him* SIMPLE

Gwan2:
[b]Some people are just bunch of 'confusionist'...before election dey said Buhari is behind BH, even wen the idiots tried to assassinate him in an attack, they said it was staged......Few weeks after the inauguration dey have come to reality of the real ish....Now they have changed their national anthem.
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I respect GEJ a lot, not only have i benefited from his programs, My state was among the top priorities of his administration...But that wont let emotions or sentiment becloud my sense of reasoning.....Wat is exceptional in these bombing that wasn't peculiar with the past administration?
I guess is the shift in the target areas, now the mosques and moslem communities are the top priorities, as for the frequency of the attack, is all the same.
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If you wana be logical using ur sixth sense, you will intuitively know that their is an interference from God knows where, definitely i know these government wont have a roller coaster ride governing..A dilemma situation i guess.
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Some Idio.ts are even praying for continued boko haram existence to justify their sentiment or have a way of insulting the government of the day...I wish a bomb drop in their sitting room to know how it feels.
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As GEJ said, it is a collective fight, it was firstly targeted at uniform personnels, then schools, then Churches, now Mosques, who knows where tomorrow....So rather than jubilating at every blast, coming here to post trash....Do your own bit in fighting Insurgency.
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#Mindyouamnonpartisan.....So safe yourself d stress[/b]

Best comment of all time on nairaland!!! Finally a person who isn't speaking from both sides of the mouth. The same mouth you guys are using to criticise buhari's government, use it to pray for this menace to come to a halt.

Thanks again poster

This is funny!!

Where is my shit evacuator


Cc:lalasticlala

Perfectly understood. God bless you

Am following this right away! Thanks a million!

pseudonomer:
I broke up with my girlfriend that did not wish me happy birthday on June 29.

And my Ex brokeup with me on my birthday. how nice and precise

starlingslimnet:
Don't fart.

-by mistake.
Oya my 30 Cents

themosthigh:
[size=13pt]1. Dont talk to any girl if she is alone without the permission of her parents or guardian.

2. No touching is permited until after marriage

3 Never marry without your parents consent.

4.Do not marry a person of another faith or church unless they are will8ng to convert.

5.Dirty talk is a sin even after marrige so do not engage in it as it defiles Gods creation.
6 Marrige should only be done only after serious fasting and prayers.
7 The missionary style is the only acceptable sex position all others are demonic
8 A woman must not do anything without express permission of her husband neither talk to any man alone with the expception of her priest.[/size]

WOW!Seriously how fascinating. Tell us more

Haba. una wan spoil iya eleja business shooooo

Get a strong antivirus. Scan your Pc and perhaps it might fix the problem (speaking from someone's experience). You might also wanna change the keyboard to make sure.

Hope this helps

Poster OMG! Transpregnacy?! !!




Eleyi gidi gan chai

Literally that's my face when this happens in a public loo Lmao

mikeansy:
Congrats for pulling off the smartest political fraud in Nigeria's history

Please change your perception. Please embrace togetherness. let there be sense of patriotism among us. cmon!! !

bjdon:
The more you look........

The less you see. . Damn