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Atmmachine:
Not only their husbands.
Every girl ought to be having sex 5 times every week.

Don't allow your pusssy to rust.
Don't allow cobwebs to occupy your pussy.

Take the rod and banana every week.
God gave you the pusssy so you can enjoy sex with your boyfriend.

And gbam! Atmmachine has spoken

Ab025:
Well, from your write-up, it seems you married a lazy man who has never really struggled for himself in life.

But I also blame you, because you noticed all these about ur man but you never really addressed it or grasped the side effects but was consumed by luv. One must learn to address such issues whenever in luv.

Well, the good thing is that marriage is defined as an ongoing negotiation by many people, so guess what, you can still talk things out with your husband. Work on that. Sit him down and talk things out with him.

My best advice? Print this your post out on paper and present it to your husband, After all, this is how you feel inside...

And if she prints it out and shows her husband and doesn't budge? Be sensitive when giving comments to important things. "worst advice"

Eleniyan15:
ShoroNiyen!!!!

we don't even care self anymore

it only rapist that care




we real niggas chase fund, while yah virgin keep chasing us. Don't worry op yur coming to me soon


is it because I love you


#NExtMoveMent
#ZeroDulling
#ChaseFundWhyTheyComeSearchingForUS
#DREAMChaser


well


shaalla to all team virgin

WORD!!! Wagbayi

tosyne2much:
Baba wetin do number 8 ?

Nothing O my brother. I dey happy say my pics no dey anybody hand

[quote author=tosyne2much post=39243830][/quote]Number 8

Old things have passed away.....

Iffa hear apologize!
Drop em' atomic bombs jare you're human

Guys I trust you having a wonderful afternoon.
Here's a pics to spicen your day

Cc: dani1luv

anonimi:
Was she wearing her inauguration wrist watch and how much did she donate



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Like seriously aren't you tired of all this trash? Please let Nigeria grow! Please am pleading

Party with a lot of Bootey!

#DairisGodo

INTROVERT:
cool but still way behind.

Bring your work here now and let's see. Bloody critic

No time. Simply put

This is a nice display of creativity.

Sweetguy25:
Lol. The devil is a liar.

Amaechi doesn't collect bribes, rather, bribes collect him. Oloshi!

How did Amaechi become governor in the first place? Did money not exchange hands before the court gave a ridiculous judgement in Amaechi's favour and made him governor?

He was previously speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly for eight years. So was he trying to say that throughout those years, nobody bribed him neither did he receive kickbacks from top business and politicians under the corrupt Odili and Obasanjo era?

Does Amaechi think we are fools or what?

*Yawns*..... With all your gra gra.. If he's made minister based on merit, given a portfolio and makes Nigeria a better place regardless of the controversies against him with will you do? Please gerrarahere wailer!

Proudly number 13!
No time jor

Front page worthy. An expository piece too.

Swissheart:
.....and yes She died...

Oh no. Am sorry

tyson99:
and their shirt go stand as if say na cardboard dem wear bunch of wereys

Ah swear go to LUTH. Those student doctors can Behind for Africa. Flaunt em Rolex watch. Smh

Swissheart:
OMG......poor woman.....I always thought St.Nicholas is one of the best around here.Madam it happens everywhere.... I remember a female doctor said to me when my Sister was rushed to General Hospital Epe 'you better hold it (oxygen pipe) well or else she go just die'.......hot tears ran over my cheeks.

Or else she go just die? Animals

No respect for life

Babe2sure:
Is it only Ondo indigene that resides at Ondo?

Oyamilenu o. Help me ask him.

ALKARULEZZ:
* Sports Betting

* Clubbing

* Co-Habiting with the opposite sex

* Data plan

* Eating out

How does cohabitation drain your pocket? Stop the diverting your attention on Unnecessary things

Without your data plan would you post this comment?

This is shit mehn

jumpmasta:
Very informative!!..Mine happened fews years back as a medical house officer.I was going back to my room around 3am when I saw my consultants generator on fire. I quickly dashed to my car a grabbed my fire extinguisher; feeling like a hero already and dreaming of the goodwill that will be showered on me by my consultant .As I pressed and aimed the nozzle on the generator,nothing happened to my Utter disbelieve and shock. Finally it took the use of the normal fire extinguishers usually seen hanging on the walls to save the day.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]"Thanks for accepting me on Facebook".

Dude, stop embarrassing yourself in public. [/color]

Na style e use they fall our hand.

Have y'all visited the link? You must be born again before u can apply.

englishmart:
majek fashek should be taken back to his room in kuje till further notice...

Truth is, I'm not sure this man still has up to 7k in his account again

What a Misleading comment. You're not making any sense!

Hannysmilez:
I took my four year old daughter along to the salon one day. While singing her school anthem for me there,another lady yelled at her and told her to stop disturbing. My daughter kept quiet for a moment, she then hissed and told the other lady "You are not even fine sef." Everyone in the salon began laughing at the lady(she was upset and wanted to hit my daughter),I felt so embarrassed.
Another time I threatened to spank my son if he does'nt obey at the count of three. I said "1,2,2 nd half,2nd a quarter", my son shocked me when he said "Say 3 abeg."

Joslyn:
My neighbour's child asked me to give her #10 but told her I don't have .With shock on her face...she was like...."hmmm Aunty! as big as you are,you dont have #I0

Lmao! As big as u are

Ilekeh:
Please stop spitting at your screen. What effect does he have on Nigeria's law, considering the lawlessness we have now? How many bribery has he taken from politicians?
We know of Soyinka, Fela & his mother, we don't know what this guy's impact is beyond his erosive enclave.

So it's now Yoruba's fault that he's unknown? When are your going to blame Yoruba for your erectile dysfunction? We're waiting

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lalasticlala:
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There was no love lost between my late father and I in the beginning. His tough love led me to believe he was a bully and an overbearing old-skool parent. However that changed some 30yrs ago.

For the past twelve years before he passed on in my house in 2014, I brought my parents from Oguta in their retirement to live with me in my Abuja residence. To look after them, love, care and protect them in their old age. Some times I feel I was making restitution for all my rascality and the high blood pressure I might have caused them in my teenage years. Oh Yeah! I was a hand full.

The time we spent in my house were great years of great bonding between father and son. With hindsight I prefer to interpret that singular decision to bring them to live with me, as the most profound thing I ever did in my life. Through the constant casual discussions we had, engaging him at different levels of intellectual and interactive intercourse, I became very curious about life. He reawakened in me a deeper meaning to life, the realisation of my purpose on earth, the reinforcement of the strong values he engraved in my DNA. And above all, I learnt the value of contentment and humility from my Guru.

Not a lot of us are blessed with parents who make strong impact on our lives and shape our mindset. For this I am grateful to God. I feel blessed. I was raised on an overdose of strong morals, value, integrity, spirituality. It was pounded into my skull that a good name is worth more than all the billions in the bank. As a former Principal in his younger days, my father was a natural born teacher. Always wanting to share knowledge, so full of wits and wisdom. It was his love of wisdom that made me fall in love with him.

My father thought me Charles Chukwuemeke Oputa to lead a good moral life, to be mindful and aware of my thoughts and action and to keep developing wisdom and understanding in any situation I find myself.

We talked about the apparent injustices and inequalities that abound in Nigeria and around the world, and he kept downloading to me all the code of practice or way of life that leads to true happiness. One of his teachings was that wealth does not guarantee happiness and that wealth is impermanent. That in every country people suffer whether rich or poor. But those who seek to understand the true meaning of life can find true happiness.

As we both came into the light; understanding our individual gifts from God, he talked about me with Pride. About my tenacity, consistency, focus, belief in self, and in my ability to be who so ever I want to be in a conservative environment.
What’s the point in all of this?

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It is really not where we’re coming from that counts but where we are heading to. There is more to life than gold and silver. If you don’t have the kinda friendship I shared with my father and you have children, let this be your opportunity to draw them closer and nurture them with the right value and character. It is not the material things you leave for your children that counts, but the things you teach them. I thank God that my pop passed on to me billions in value and spirituality. Can you feel me?


Charly Boy


http://jaguda.com/2015/10/14/the-billions-my-father-left-me-by-charly-boy/

@bolded. 100% FACT. I'll want my children saying same things.


Sanity gradually coming to our darling Charlie...

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stanlee303:
okay how do I get it . are you on whatsapp

07033196660