₦airaland Forum

kayo80:
Hmm! Girl, you get mind o! That acting could have turned ugly at any minute.

Me, personally, I can't even do a drunk girl, cos I wont enjoy it. I had this experience with this girl I was F'ing back in the day. She came around when I was trying to finish a story, and I politely asked her to leave after about an hour, cos I needed to meet a deadline. She begged me, ans said she wont disturb. She said I should by her can stout, that it would keep her company. She said she could finish 6 cans and not get drunk, so i sha bought her three cans. I even sipped out of one of the cans.

After about two hours, she started romancing me, and all that, so I did her, and she fell asleep. The next morning, she asked me what happened the night before. Men! I just told her nothing, so as not to make her feel ashamed. I still can't believe she wasn't conscious of her actions. Thank God we had been F'ing wella before that night, if not, I would have felt guilty for a long time.

OP, hope you don't go and mistakenly get drunk one day with this your moves.

Good thinking. Tell her o!!

Now guys are getting smarter by the day. They'll eventually know this trick and decide to step up th game.

MzzTega:
Can't porn be banned in Nigeria?

See her mouth there.. Yes

nwadiuko1:
Op.....I. Definitely know how u feel cos av lost some loved ones......though not any of my parents.....

The latest. Is kc a childhood friend who was just like a biological brother, 2 weeks back on a sunday nigga told me he needed money to take care of one girl that got pregnant for him
He asked for 10k, I told him I wouldn't allow him use my money for abortion......but when he persuaded I said ok on tuesday I l give him......only to reach their crib on tuesday to see his sisters dreary eyed.......nigga was electrocuted on monday night......I. Still haven't found the name to give to the way I felt that day......wetin kc dy find enter control switch?


One silly part is I don't knw the girl that got pregnant for him......and he was the only son!

Jeez.... Things are really happening...
Just the ones you hear...

Rip to your friend.

Afraid to lose mine... Good lord.. Please protect our mothers that are still breathing.


My heart goes to you Bro. Am sorry for your loss.

bruno419:
I m happy for this boy

Happy for you guys! wishing him nothing but success. nice feat of achievement
Haters can GO and DIE o

kikilove:
This is what u get for insulting a lady.she has struggled with life,smoking,suicidal thoughts and other stuffs.Finally she seems to have found happiness ,the least anyone can do is to be happy for her .by the way FTC

Abegi!!!! Ma hear

MadCow1:
Fine.. Since you want to debate it let me engage you;

Our universities rarely prepare our graduates to be self sufficient. The economy is shut as it is with many Companies cutting more jobs than they are employing. Many of our graduates are straight up unemployable. We have a very dependent mentality in our graduates such that they graduate looking for white and blue collar jobs. Well the economy can't accomodation the number of graduates we turn out yearly.. Maybe if they learnt some technical skills and applied themselves, they may be able to be self sufficient and not dependent on getting minimum wage jobs just to keep head above water. And mind you, no acquired skill is a waste. With the many years graduates spend applying for jobs, 1 year of technical training isn't too much to acquire a skill that would last you a lifetime.

Feel free not to acquire any of the skills on offer by the Corp but then you must enrol in a one year compulsory para military training and be placed as a reserve of the Nigerian Army that can be called up at any time.


Finally.. Don't just shut down my point without proffering a solution.. Makes you come across as a knob.

we got you. issokay Sir
we can never see things the same way. Perhaps my course of study changed my perceptions.
as far as am concerned, upon graduation I don't look further to secure a white collar job. I agree with you the corruption of the country has affected the importance of this form of training.



last bullet--->my school is preparing us to be self sufficient. technology for self-reliance #prodlyFUTA

MadCow1:
Rubbish yarns..


The scheme had a good plan but like with everything in this nation it has been destroyed by corruption and lack of dedicated workers.

The scheme exposed me to the side of this Nation that I would never have experienced from the comfort of my state.

The scheme should be rebranded to add value to our Graduates. Make the 1 year period into a proper paid skill acquisition programme/para - military program where graduates can pick from a variety of skill programs and Agricultural programs to enroll for and learn it for 1 full year. Upon graduation, the government can help the brilliant graduates who upon completion can come up with a solid business plan based upon the acquired skills to acquire low interest loans with special tax breaks and grants to set up industries to create more employment. Those who choose education can then be sponsored to Teaching colleges and absolved into our school system. Get Expatriates to set up Technical institutes in all States that would teach our graduates variety of skills from mechanics to manufacturing to agriculture to recycling to construction to name it..


The program had a brilliant plan but now it's just been crippled by corruption.

Fix the program not scrap it..

You spend 4 years, sometimes 5 years (spill over 6years) in in tertiary institution and you're clamouring on "acquiring skills" for another year? seriously? And After all the stress you remain jobless..... Yeah right you got a point.

Jetjacky:
I dont care!

Yimu... bet u go enter her if gotten the chance

My kids must compete with Me on this!
I love to suck boobs!!

hello this is nice.
pls can also give little ideas on project topics in industrial design. project that has to do with modelling.

thanks

Agbawotosabi:
pla does any of u guys know d name of this cartoon ?

The hound or something.!! abeg remind me

No condition is. Permanent

castro316:
My brother let me tell u something. By calling my father a gay and my mum a LovePeddler will not change the way my lovely parents are to me. They will be the most caring ppl I will respect tiiiiiiillllll they will be no more. U make me love them more by mentioning them here so thanks.

The person I pity is u my brother who doesn't know who he is and where he comes from. Whoever u are I apologize for calling u a fool cos my bible warns that u shld call no one a fool. But try and get urself cos I think u r a little deluded that's if u understand what I mean.

I will not reply u again if u send me any replies cos it will not do me any good. So have a nice day.

Well placed! No time.

Hazor:
thanks for the advice kid but need I remind you that your advice is absolutely irrelevant. You can keep it to yourself.

My
Get a life. Peace out

Hazor:
If not for the poster above me, I would have been FTC.

What's with you guys and FTC? is there a redeemable prize or something? Like your lives depend on it!!


Got one advice for you punks anticipating FTC. GET A LIFE!!

Dino riders
Extreme dinosaurs

armadeo:
You know when I opened this thread I planned to write king rollo and Arthur. You too much.

Also Victor and Hugo the bumblers in crime

I hear Smugglers in crime.... On the theme song

Obiagelli:
God bless NTA of old

Unlike now... Rubbish! News! News!! News!!!

Aikon:
Nobody's talking about this guy

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QbZfY28ptv4/maxresdefault.jpg

I love it when he says.. . "didi get out of my laborotory(laboratory)

And is antagonist mandok. .

Icon4s:
Adventures of Teddy Ruspin

Been tryna remember this cartoon on NTA!!

chubbyFred10:
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booking space since 1900 BC. I sight u

. 'k

talentedjoe:
Money!...Money!!....Money!!!...God go vex for me if I no get money sha!



Celebrate me nairalanders....20yrs no be beans while others don pass away just this morning

Ride on nigga!! !!

Many happy returns

uplawal:
Am so tired too,its all africans,not only naijs,we lack maintainance.

As in...... Its a curse or what sef!

Educative post on hygiene.