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Breakfast na your mate?

Prestige77:
Great achievement bro!!! Keep it!! Look for another lady,bang her different styles,dump her and finally attend her wedding. Finally come to nairaland and tender your heartfelt apology. You will surely be forgiven too. Then move on to another lady and continue the cycle. It's great fun and a great purpose in life.

Sarcasm 101

SouthSouth1914:
But someone is currently sampling your wife to be in different assorted positions as we speak. You should be worried about that! On your wedding day, someone will come and congratulate you too! You think say you wise, your mumu nor too much?

Better Karma.

The OP would be crying by now.

gulfer:
Don't you think she's also used you as well judging from all you said. You both used each other or have you seen an unbalanced force in nature; for every action (force) in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction

I love the way you quote newton join

kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me

I see the pain and regret in your evil eyes. Guess what, she is now in a better place. But you...exactly where you were
He hurts you so much, you had to console yourself with the evil deeds that you have achieved.

What a shame on you. I wish you know that the reason you are in the present state you are is a result of all these foolish, irresponsible and sinful acts.

You will soon reap all that you have sown. Your cup is almost full.

You should have enjoyed your guilt and not posted it here to humiliate yourself.

SIMP!!!

The policeman self can not even hold a proper aim.
Shey that one na police?

Hussein035:
The problem I have is that NIGERIANS will collect money to vote and you want that same winner to do good job.

Did you know how much loan he took to pay you on election day, some governors spend more than 50billion on election day, they must pay back that money so there's no need to complain of hardship after you elect the man as long as he paid for your votes

We must start beating people for collecting money during election, that's the way forward

I support your last sentence with my full chest
I will volunteer myself as the chief flogger

RHAPSODY OF REALITIES DAILY DEVOTIONAL

Pastor Chris

Sunday, 19th June 2022

THE RAPTURE ISN’T A HOAX
For soon and very soon, “The One who is appearing will come without delay. (Hebrews 10:37 TPT)

Some people believe the Rapture of the Church is a hoax. Their argument is that the word rapture doesn’t appear anywhere in the Bible, and even Jesus never talked about it. Well, there are many things Jesus didn’t say much about. For instance, His disciples were with Him for the few years He ministered on earth, yet they knew nothing about the Gentiles receiving salvation. Though He had taught them many things, they couldn’t find anything that gave them a clear understanding that the Gentiles were to be brought into salvation.

In fact, when Peter went to the house of Cornelius, the Roman Centurion, and the other disciples heard about it, they were angry with him. He had to explain to them his experience with the Spirit of God and how, without his (Peter’s) permission, the Holy Spirit came upon the Gentiles while he was still speaking to them.

James then opened the Scriptures and found where the prophets said the Gentiles would come into salvation. This was their first clue, until the mystery and revelation of the Body of Christ was given to the Apostle Paul.

It’s the same thing with the Rapture. You may not find the word rapture in any verse because at the time of writing, Paul described it as a mystery:

Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed (1 Corinthians 15:51). In 1 Thessalonians 4:17, the Scripture says, we shall be caught up. The Greek word is harpazo, which means to seize and take away. The Latin version translation is raptura, which in English is rapture so it’s erroneous for anyone to suggest it’s not in the Bible.

Let no one deceive you; the Rapture is going to take place anytime soon. It’s closer than it’s ever been. It’s going to happen so fast that those who aren’t prepared and looking forward to it won’t have time to prepare and will be left behind. That had better not be you. Hebrews 9:28 says,…Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.”

PRAYER
Dear Father, I thank you for the honour of revealing to me deep insights from your Word. Thank you for making known to me by your Spirit the reality of the Rapture, and how close it is. I’m committed to preparing others for it, as I eagerly await the soon return of the Master. Amen.

FURTHER STUDY:

*2 Peter 3:3-4 NIV* _Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. *4* They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.”_

*1 Corinthians 15:51-52* _Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, *52* In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed._

*1 Thessalonians 4:15-18* _For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. *16* For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: *17* Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. *18* Wherefore comfort one another with these words._

*1 Year Bible Reading Plan :* _Acts 8:9-40 & 2 Chronicles 33-34_

*2 Year Bible Reading Plan :* _2 Corinthians 6:1-10 & Isaiah 5-6_

See their stupid faces.

Sharing indomie and money.
Thief people. God will punish you (in PastorRemote's voice)

subsidywise18:
Well, scammers can use any method to get into one's bank account.

Remember the text messages claiming to be from 'those disbursing covid funds' which were fake.

Be careful. There are far too many bad people in Nigeria. Trust no one.

I bank with you, my guy.

Some idiots were already saying that, I put up the text...like I am going to be 10kdolls richer after doing that.

You legit

subsidywise18:
How sure are you that that is not a scammer out to get someone's bank details and BVN to hack into the account, using Atiku's name?

I just reread your post and saw that it was not an attack.

They have started again.

They create a hungry community and then feed the people with tokens during the election.

That's how I got a message from PDP (Atiku) campaign to vote for N75,000. Don't take my word for it, see a picture evident below.

In a conversation with one of my allies last week.
I made these exact references.

The man should be wise.

I see a case of June 12 happening again.

A word is enough for the wise

arthurwillia:
Lol you sat down to craft plenty lies, Oga i hail oo
You even put plenty paragraphs

You try

Thank you for admitting my writing skills.
You legit

ukaface:
Ogaaaaaaaaaa
How you take know when she go dey her period?
Linus ejike

If you have ever been close to a lady. This will be one of the things you will know without paying.

adeprof18:
Maybe we should start from you. You like big thing and you are scared of it when given to you on a platter of Gold.

From your write up, you are single meaning if you host her you are not cheating on anyone vice-versa. You both are free to run things

Are you just scared of sexual relationship or you are the spirit koko type?

You are spot on. I am quite spirit koko and I don't want to also attach myself to her by sex.

She go they come usually if I bleep her and that will be unhealthy spiritually.

Candidlady:
House her
But don't try anything funny
You men cant be trusted around ladies


Deep down iknow you already fantasising on numerous free sex you'd be having with the poor lady. Please if you have female friends sisters or aunty kindly connect her with them.

Safer to stay with a lady than you fig trees

You don't have to be abusive to make your point my dear.

If you notice through my text. I am only been careful. Everybody knows what can tempt them. So we just work to keep ourselves out of it.

Thank you for your comment however.

Dramadiddy:
She is sha not a virgin

This is exactly what one of my friend said

abbasajao:
Let her cum only when you are on your period too.

Punchline

So after reading some comments yesterday...I accepted to house her for the 2days visit.

Unfortunately, she did not make it to Lagos on time, so she lodge in a hotel. She kept me up all night long, gisting as she was not used to staying outside her house.

She may come to my place later today after her evening session. If she comes...no troubles, if she doesn't...no troubles also.

Last last, all things work together for good.

Omo! We have a lot of people here sha ooo

Those that think the story is too clean to be true :I
Those that think I am SIMP
Those that think that I just need validation to bleep

Whichever way, I appreciate you guys.

Lemme reply.

Omo bro, it's true ooo

kennethfranc:
So Op u dey find validation to kpansh am abi?

Do wetin dey ur mind buh no come back worry us say she miss her period.

Werey

I was expecting honest advice.

But, only a few people understood what I wrote, thank you guys.

workchopNG:
If you can without doing kpaka kpokom with her, then go ahead.

Bro, I know she wants us to......, na me they run.
Now wey she they come my house.

Omo

Hi NL Family,

There is a little issue that is about to befall me.
And I need help. Kindly advise me.

New Month of Praise as declared by Pastor Chris.
I declare that you will always have reasons to give Praise all through May 2022.

Amen.

maths1000:
U will never be successful even if u go to America for masters... If u do that.. Yiur children will do worse to u when u die... Are u even normal... With her grave in it.... U want to sell it... Can't yiu work and buikd yours ratger than selling your mother's sweat... Lazy bastard.. Eveb the masters u will not get it

Oga, it's not always that deep na

Saxxon:
Mad people! So we should leave very well produced movies and watch your daddy and Mommy instead? Who are you to tell us what superstitions to believe in? Afterall, na still the same witches and wizards your mama and papa dey act for film, only that theirs is poorly produced. Lalasticlala Seun Mynd44 come help me see tori

You're very foolish.
Your comment on all these thoughts expresses how untrained you are.

Bath and wash my sins away, even this headache, precious blood of Jesus Christ

Amojii:
Comic relief...back to indomie bandits,

BTW...why do girls don't wear bra again?

Oga no they change the topic

Please tag me when you continue....